Bam! A desk fell from the sky. But that's not the point. (AHAHAHAHA no we won't do that again, maybe.)
A note attached to it landed on Drake's foot.
Drake coughed.
"Umm, you gonna get that?" asked Caine.
"Oh sure!" and Drake picked up the note.
Dear Drake, my traffic-stopping stranger to the fifth power,
I hope that you have not gone smell blind by the time you see this. We are in Perdido Beach, the town. Come and find us. I have these killer hair extensions and some C-Plus.
Sincerely,
Marcellus Vivar
"Aww! He likes me!" said Drake in a sing song voice.
"Why wouldn't your boyfriend like you?"
"You'd be surprised."
"Oh my gosh there's something on the back get it off!"
Drake looked at the back of the paper.
To Drake, my gangster homeboy who buys me lamps,
I am in Perdido Beach. Marcellus is here. And you have to come find us. I just so happen to have obtained a tattoo gun and bacon. Oh and a modeling handbook for Caine.
Later!
Eon Suemo
"Aww! She likes me!"
"You have a girlfriend?"
"Uh, bisexual?"
"Oh yeah WAIT MODELLING HANDBOOK LETS GO!"
So they continued on their walk to Perdido Beach.
They arrived outside of the church to see Edilio sitting on a chair with a mirror in one hand and putting on mascara.
They engaged in conversation.
"So I hear you like mudkips!" said Drake.
"Oh yes. Are you aware that the magnetic field from Saturn is strong enough to pull babies from the Earth?"
"Oh no I didn't know that!"
Caine interrupted by saying, "I can't believe you're wearing mascara. Stop being so immature, Edilio.
"Are you wearing eyeliner Caine?" asked Edilio.
"Nooooo….."
Then a magnet fell on Edilio. It was very light, but he treated it like it was very heavy.
"Oh hey, there's a note attached to it!" said Caine.
"Oh my gosh! Get it off before it eats me!"
Drake picked up the note, which read,
To Drake, my man-goddess of Egypt,
I see you have found Edilio. Did you see the mascara? Whaaaaaat? Also, I am going to give you a hint of where we are. We are indoors.
From, Marcellus Vivar.
The note then exploded into a mint green mist, filling the air with the smell of mint leaves.
Caine then snapped his fingers and all of a sudden was wearing a muscle shirt and jeans. He then started fist pumping.