I do not own Rosario + Vampire.

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Kokoa walked into the bar like she was old enough to be there and perhaps owned the place. Tsukune awkwardly walked into the bar and tried not to act timid and underage. His hands were in his pockets. Kokoa walked up to the bar tender counter.

"I'll have," Kokoa started off cocky and badass, but actually didn't know what to order, "…Alcohol…?"

The bartender narrowed her eyes, "I'll need an ID."

"I pay double." Kokoa responded taking out a bundle of money, "and tip thirty percent."

"Why don't you start off with something smooth?" The bartender smiled politely, "What about your boyfriend, what does he want?"

"Smooth sounds nice to me," Kokoa nodded, "He's not my boyfriend he's my man slave."

The people at the bar and waitress let out a laugh. He took one hand out of his pocket and rubbed the back of his neck.

"I'll just have water." Tsukune timidly said.

"He'll take a whiskey!" Kokoa declared.

The bar let out another laugh.

"I can guess who wears the pants in this relationship!" One person joked.

"Does she also choose your clothes?"

The jokes continued and got worse until a waitress called out, "Come on guys, I bet you were there at one point."

The all got silent for a moment then started mumbling. Pretty soon they were all nodding and smiling at Tsukune lifting their glasses. Tsukune turned to the waitress to thank her that was until he saw her face. It was Ageha. She and Kurumu looked a lot alike with only some difference but other than a few differences and the fact that Kurumu was only about one at this point, they could be twins.

Tsukune blushed, "Thank you for that."

Ageha smiled at him and blushed because he had blushed.

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Tsukune was still on his first drink, but Kokoa was on her tenth. She was a joking drunk and a bit too happy. She was talking to everyone and roughly patting their backs. Tsukune only sighed with a smile. Occasionally, he would meet eyes with Ageha and they'd blush.

'She looks a lot like Kurumu. It makes me think of her hugs and well she isn't unattractive. In fact she was beautiful, so very, beautiful.' Tsukune blushed more at the thought.

"Oh, ho ho," Kokoa laughed and patted Tsukune's back, "You are a shy drunk! Hahhahaha, Loser!"

The bartender laughed, "Drunk? He hasn't even gotten half way through his first drink!"

Tsukune blushed and played with his cup as he said, "I'm not much of a drinker."

"Uh hu," Kokoa laughed, "Got that right! Or is it because you've been staring at that pretty waitress?"

Tsukune, Ageha, and he bartender froze. Ageha didn't want to get into a fight over a guy she didn't know, no matter how cute. The bartender didn't want trouble period. Tsukune didn't know how to react because he had been caught red handed. Kokoa, on the other hand, let out a laugh and fiercely patted his back.

"You've got a good eye, big brother!" Kokoa giggled.

Everyone relaxed. Tsukune let out an awkward laugh. Big brother? Oh, why him?

XXXX Far too many drinks later XXXX

"But I like it here." Kokoa complained.

Tsukune paid the bartender what was promised as Kokoa was thrown on his shoulder. She was far too drunk to walk on her own. He whistled as he carried her out of there. He had had two drinks and that was enough to make him feel buzzed.

"Let go of me!" Ageha yelled.

"Oh, come on girly, just give me some sugar." A man said.

"Yeah, come on just a little." Another said.

A slap noise echoed through the streets.

"Now, I'm going to have to take you by force." The first man said.

"Oh, no you don't. "A drunken Kokoa pushed him, "That is Tsukune's girlfriend…in his head anyways." She giggled.

Tsukune sighed at the statement but glared at the two men, "Get lost or be prepared to face me and never be able to walk again."

Tsukune focused all his demontic aura and used it to scare off the two men. The two drunken idiots ran away. Kokoa hugged Ageha.

"Shhhh," Kokoa said, "It's all okay. I am a super hero no need to worry." She giggled.

"T-thank you." Ageha tried to hold in her tears.

"We'll walk you home!" Kokoa volunteered.

"I still have an hour left." Ageha whispered as her feet wobbled, "but thank you."

"We'll wait." Tsukune smiled, "Gives us enough to get sober."

Kokoa groaned, "Can't we get more drunk?"

"No." Tsukune shook his head.

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Ageha walked with, a still drunk, Kokoa and a sober Tsukune. Kokoa was actually rather funny and Tsukune was a cutely timid young man. He was a year younger than she was, as far as she knew anyways. They made small talk. Once they got to her house Kurumu, who had apparently woken up and hugged her mom at the door.

She practically jumped out of the door to greet her.

Tsukune smiled, "Hey, there."

Kurumu looked at him confused at first but giggled as Kokoa smacked Tsukune for being a creepy guy. Ageha didn't know why but she blushed when Kurumu called her mama. She wasn't embarrassed of Kurumu, she could never be! She was just worried what they'd think.

"I want to be a mom!" Kokoa said, "Quick Tsukune get pregnant so I can take your kid and call it my own."

Tsukune's eye twitched, "That's not exactly how it works."

"You're right!" Kokoa hit her head for her stupidity, "I have to call the bird that brings the babies!"

She began to whistled and walk around. She called out for the bird and Tsukune wanted to shun her.

Ageha laughed, "Is she really that naïve?"

Tsukune rubbed the back of his neck as he laughed, "Only some things."

"Thanks for walking me home." She said as she carried Kurumu.

"No problem," Tsukune blushed as he continued, "Will I be able to see you again?"

"Kurumu is my daughter." She wanted to make it clear to him.

Tsukune nodded not really understanding why she said that, "Yeah, I know." Another look from her and he understood. He smiled, "I know you are a packaged deal. I promise I'm not a bad guy and if you give me a chance I'll prove it."

Tsukune was trying to offer his friendship. What he didn't understand was that it seemed like he wanted to be more than just friends. Kokoa couldn't clear it up or explain what he was doing because she was too busy making bird noises.

"I'd like that." Ageha blushed.

Tsukune smiled his famous smile at her. She gulped as her heart raced.

"Goodnight." Tsukune said still smiling.

"Goodnight." Ageha whispered as she closed the door.

"Birdy! Come to me!" Kokoa called out, "Where are you birdy?"

Tsukune sighed, "There is no bird that brings babies."

"Oh," Kokoa paused for a moment before smiling, "Then go sell your body on the streets."

"Special hugs are what make babies." Tsukune joked.

Kokoa looked mortified, "I just gave Ageha a special hug. Oh my god, I got her pregnant! That little girl is my daughter!" Kokoa shook her head and was about to start crying, "I ended up just like my father!"

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