I do not own Rosario + Vampire.

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"Happy one year anniversary." Tsukune said as he sat down on the table, "We have barley accomplished anything."

"We had a great year!" Kokoa said smacking him on the head, "Stop being so depressing."

If someone else had walked in they would have thought the two would be talking about marriage instead of taking down an organization that wanted to take down the human race.

Tsukune sighed, "I know, I'm sorry."

Kokoa shrugged, "You know I feel the same way. The frustration of the snitch not getting anything useful yet, the information he's giving us we already know, we haven't gotten a group together yet, we have been on a rut for a while now."

"No one has wanted to join us because even though Fairtail is a new organization it is already striking fear in the hearts of the people." Tsukune rubbed his face.

"The problem is that the testosterone in big groups doesn't want to have a lady lead them."Kokoa groaned.

Tsukune gave her a lazy smile, "It's too bad we can't just go to a certain small group of ayashi and convince them to follow us. From there we just continue having small groups follow us."

He gave a lazy stretch. It was still really early in the morning. He didn't even realize what he was saying was brilliant. 'I wonder what video games were out while I was too young to play.'

"Tsukune," Kokoa looked at him, "that's brilliant."

"What?" Tsukune asked, 'Can she read my thoughts now? It is a good idea to check it out though.'

"The getting small groups creating a big one!" Kokoa could have kissed him, you know, if he wasn't actually him, "Then some Fairytail members will drop out because there whole race is against it! Mafias will look at us like 'hell ya I want them to join!'"

"Oh," Tsukune yawned, "Yup, that's what I thought you meant."

Kokoa glared at him, "Go back to bed and when you can think clearly, I'll have everything set."

"Kokoa," Tsukune looked at her with a serious, "I've finally realized why I want to see Akasha and Ageha so badly."

"'Cause you are into cougars?" Kokoa let out a laugh.

Tsukune frowned at her, "No, it's because they remind me of Moka and Kurumu. I feel the guilt every time I see them but I also feel the joy. It's so bittersweet."

Kokoa tried her best to joke, "Good thing you didn't come with me to the snow maidens' village. If you had seen Tsurara, you'd probably upset her husband with your flirty attitude."

"When did you go to there?" Tsukune asked confused. 'Aren't we a team?'

"Don't give me that look." Kokoa sighed, "They kidnapped me."

"What?" Tsukune asked shocked.

Kokoa motioned for him to settle down, "It's fine I had a chat with the Snow Priestess. We seem to be changing fate."

Tsukune gave her a grim smile, "Really? If they had to kidnap you we must really be doing something right."

"We are!" Kokoa said.

Tsukune smiled a genuine smile.

"As a celebration let's go get drunk!" Kokoa exclaimed.

Tsukune sighed, "Didn't you learn from last time?"

"Does it sound like I learned from last time?"

"Just don't get anyone pregnant this time." Tsukune tried his best to hide a smile.

Kokoa looked at him confused, "What the hell are you talking about?"

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I know short. Sorry.