I do not own Rosario + Vampire.

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"Put on the tie!" Kokoa said annoyed.

Tsukune crossed his arms, "No, I don't see a reason why."

Kokoa rubbed her temples, "Because we are visiting the headmaster!"

"Exactly, why are we dressed so formal? We are going to talk to him not go to his funeral." Tsukune said lifting his hands in the air.

Ageha giggled at the two. She walked up to Tsukune putting a tie she had chosen for him around his neck. He sighed, knowing he was defeated. Kokoa was wearing a simple black dress, with her hair up in a nice ponytail with side bangs, and her lucky bracelet. Tsukune was wearing a black suit, hair actually neatly combed (Ageha was apparently a miracle worker), and a lovely black silk tie.

"We'll be back soon." Kokoa said to Ageha and Kurumu.

Tsukune sighed again and smiled at the two, "Yeah, see you two later."

Kokoa shrugged, "You know if I don't kill Tsukune."

Ageha shook her head with a smile. Tsukune kissed Kurumu on the forehead and Ageha on the hands. Kokoa gave them both a hug.

'We are like a big happy family.' Kokoa and Tsukune thought.

'I think I'm really falling for him.' Ageha thought with a mental sigh.

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Kokoa and Tsukune looked at the man astonished. They already knew he was a freak, but this…this was beyond being a freak. The two slowly turned to look at each other. Both could see what the other was thinking by the expression on the other's face.

'What the…I don't even…?' Tsukune shook his head.

'He does realize we are in here right?' Kokoa looked back at him.

Tsukune shrugged, 'He had always been a freak.'

'But this is excessive, even for him.' Kokoa half heartedly smiled.

They were both sitting in front of the headmaster's desk.

"So," The headmaster said once he was finished doing, who knows what, "How may I help you?"

"There is nothing you can help us with." Kokoa replied with utter calmness.

Tsukune smiled as she acted it cool, "In fact, you have already helped us, we are simply here to repay some of our debt."

"Oh, how so?" The Headmaster asked.

"With amusement." Kokoa replied.

Tsukune laughed, "How else could we repay a man like you?"

"Please explain." The Headmaster was dying with the suspense.

Kokoa sighed, "You begin, Tsukune, it all does start with you."

Tsukune nodded, "Alright. Well you see my adventure all began when I was accidently enrolled into this academy for monsters…"

He told him the full story. He laughed and smirked finding it all fascinating. They both told him what they've accomplished since then. The Headmaster loved there story and even had the nerve to clap at the end.

"I did find this enjoyable." He said with a smile, "You, Mr. Aono, truly are a fascinating person."

"I'm glad," Tsukune rolled his eyes, "I always was your marionette."

"Lab rat." The headmaster corrected.

Kokoa shrugged, "It hardly matters anymore."

"I have a favor to ask." The headmaster said, "It is a simple task. I wish to talk this story over with the two other Dark Lords."

Kokoa rolled her eyes, "So you want us preoccupied while you talk it over?"

The headmaster smirked under his robe, "Yes."

Tsukune nodded his head, "Sure, why not."

"Good," The headmaster said, "It all works out. I did need two substitute teachers. You two are perfectly dressed two."

Both were pushed out of the office. They looked at each other confused. He gave them the room numbers. Tsukune was the literature teacher and Kokoa the mathematics. Their feet automatically moved to where they needed to be.

"Wait," Tsukune paused with a scared look, "Isn't Akasha a Dark Lord?"

Kokoa looked unworried, "I don't trust my father with that kind of information, but Akasha is a good person."

"Kokoa are you any good at math?" Tsukune looked over to her doubtfully.

Kokoa glared at him, "Get in that classroom before I kill you."

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"So, with that being said, are there any questions?" Tsukune asked with a timid smile.

A girl raised her hand and said, "Can you please talk some more?"

"Teacher, how old are you?"

"Are you single?"

"How many girls do you have on you, bro?"

"Uh…" Was all Tsukune was able to answer.

"TSUKUNE!" Kokoa walked into the classroom dragging in someone else, "The headmaster is finally done! Here is another sub, let's go."

Tsukune ran towards her and down the hall. They both agreed that the teens were far too hormonal. They walked into the office.

"Did you enjoy yourself?" The headmaster asked.

Tsukune didn't respond and Kokoa's eye twitched. The headmaster laughed. His students needed a little excitement every now and then. The other two Dark Lords stood behind the headmaster, their faces hidden.

Kokoa sat down and then rolled her eyes, "We already know who the other two are! Why are they hiding their faces?"

Tsukune sat down next to her with a smile, "Kokoa, it's really bright. Akasha's eyes probably don't like it so she has to stay in any dark area she can."

"Well what about that pervert?" Kokoa asked.

The story she had heard from Yukari lead her to believe that he was an old man with perverted tendencies.

Tsukune laughed. "His personality screams that he wouldn't want to be left out. If the headmaster and Akasha have their faces hidden then he two would want his face hidden so he could blend in."

Kokoa looked away with her chin in her hand, "Whatever."

"We will help you." Akasha said in a small voice, "Even though you lied to me."

Kokoa and Tsukune didn't respond. Kokoa kept looking to her side and Tsukune looked up at the ceiling.

"We didn't actually think that Fairytail would be that big of a threat." The headmaster said.

Tsukune snapped to the headmaster in a glare, "You knew?"

"Yes," The headmaster said with smirk, "From the story, I'm sure that I knew you'd get involved too. I'm a little disappointed that you didn't actually beat them."

"You are telling me," Tsukune's voice was fierce, "that YOU set us up for failure?"

Kokoa bit her bottom lip from screaming in furry.

"I probably thought you'd win." The headmaster shrugged, "Oh, well."

"Oh, well?" Tsukune looked at him incredulous, "People died!"

"All's well that ends well." He said, "You came back to fix it."

Tsukune laughed without humor, "I'm here to fix your mess. Here I thought it was mine."

"Tsukune," Kokoa called out, "we should go."

The headmaster shrugged, "If only you lived up to my expectations your friends wouldn't have died."

Tsukune snapped. He let the animal within him control his actions. He launched at the Headmaster with rage and the sorrow he felt. The headmaster laughed only to add to Tsukune's anger. All he could see was red.

"TSUKUNE, IF MOKA COULD SEE YOU SHE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED!" Kokoa yelled, "NOT ONLY HER BUT KURUMU, MIZORE, YUKARI, AND RUBY!"

Tsukune stopped. He was breathing heavily. The headmaster was below him with a smirk. The other two Dark Lords seemed shocked at Tsukune's form. He had two black wings and his hair was a silvery white. As Tsukune calmed down he resumed his normal appearance.

"We don't need your help." Kokoa said as they left.

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Tsukune was furious as he entered the room. That, that asshole had planned it all out! He was no chess piece in his stupid little game. He had already known about Fairytail and made no attempt to stop them. Did he enjoy other people's pain?

"Tsukune," Kokoa sighed as she sat down by the table, "I was really hoping he could help us."

"Didn't you say that we weren't accepting it anymore?" Tsukune leaned against the wall.

Kokoa nodded, "We won't."

"Hey, you guys," Ageha said, "I brought games so we could…What happened?"

Tsukune looked over at Ageha. Gosh, she looked so much like Kurumu. How he wished that he could hug Kurumu. He wanted to tell her how sorry he was to let her down. She saw him as her knight in shining armor.

He wished he could be. He wasn't even a knight in the headmaster's twisted game. He's only a simple pawn. Never able to do anything by himself, a pathetic pawn that always relied on others help. He slowly walked to Ageha. Why couldn't he be a knight?

He wrapped his arms around a surprised Ageha. She slowly wrapped her arms around him. She softly called out his name confused. He looked at her. His friend, his companion, his first kiss…Kurumu. He leaned in to kiss her before he was hit with a mug.

"Idiot," Kokoa mumbled, "Stop abusing Ageha's kindness." Mumbling even softer so only she could hear, "She's not Kurumu, moron."

'He almost kissed me! He almost kissed me!' Ageha thought with a blush.

"What games did you bring?" Kokoa asked.

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