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"He seems like a normal boy." Fei-Hong said.

At the time he only had three of the eight scars on his face. His son Fong-Fong was his pride and joy. He turned to his partner, his wife, and the new fear of his Mafia crew, Ten-Ten. She smiled her gorgeous smile.

"So, he seems," She said in a refined voice, "but he is actually quite powerful."

"Hmpht," The man groaned, "And how long have you been watching him exactly?"

She giggled, "Don't be jealous, my love."

"Jealous of such a plain fool, ha!" He said crossing his arms.

She smiled and kissed his cheek, "Darling, I was just thinking of your mafia's reputation."

He sighed, "I can never win against you."

"Look!" She said, "There they are!"

"They?" He asked confused.

"The girl who is always with the boy," She looked at him puzzled, "I assume that she is a vampire. Don't you remember?"

"Once you started talking about another male, I got too angry to listen." He mumbled.

She giggled giving him another kiss, "Come on lets great them."

"Uhhh," The man suddenly remembered what he had done.

Out of nowhere a car came and dragged Tsukune and Kokoa in. The car swerved away.

"Fei-Hong?" She turned with fierce eyes.

"Hehehe, just a bit of pay back for the jealousy." He said before falling unconscious.

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"I swear if this is the Snow Priestess again-" Kokoa began to threat.

She was blind folded and tied up next to Tsukune. They were strong chains instead of robe tough.

"You know the Snow Priestess?" A male voice said.

"Yes, you moron!" Kokoa yelled.

"If it's not her," Tsukune growled, "then it must be the three Dark Lords. We already said we didn't want their help and we really don't want anything to do with them!"

"The…three Dark Lords? You know them?"

"Sadly." Tsukune hissed.

"These guys are some awesome sons of bitches." He said in astonishment.

"Language, asshole!" Kokoa and Tsukune yelled.

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"You know the three Dark Lords and the Snow Priestess?" Fei-Hong asked.

"Yes, sir." Tsukune said with a smile, "I also fought in the underground fighting."

They both sat near a table full of sweets and alcohol. Fei-Hong was drinking out of a bottle and Tsukune was drinking some tea. Once they untied Kokoa and Tsukune, Kokoa punched the person in front of her. Once everything was explained, Fei-Hong dragged Tsukune away for man to man talk. He ended up liking the boy!

Fei-Hong let out a good chuckle, "Did you make some friends?"

Tsukune nodded then frowned, "But twice as many enemies."

"Hahaha as expected!" The man patted the boy's back, "Don't be so glum, boy! Have a drink!"

"We're under age." Tsukune pointed out.

Kokoa came in with a sloppy smirk, "Don't be a buzz kill! Plus, we already drank before."

Tsukune sighed at the smell of her breath, "Impregnate anyone yet?"

Kokoa laughed, "You know me! I'm a player."

Fei-Hong looked at her in surprise. He let out a laugh. What an interesting pair. He threw a bottle toward Kokoa. She quickly caught it. She made Tsukune chug it down.

"I like you two." He said resting his cheek in his hand and his elbow on the table.

Kokoa smiled at him, "We have wanted to join your Mafia for a while!"

"Really?" He blinked surprised.

"Mmmhmmm," Tsukune said recovering from the liquid that was shoved down his throat.

"There is a problem, though," Kokoa sighed.

"What problem?" Fei-Hong asked.

"What would Kurumu and Ageha think?" Kokoa looked like she was about to burst into tears, "My lover and child."

"Huh?" Fei-Hong looked confused. 'Why do they both sound like girl names?'

"No, no," Tsukune said feeling a bit odd, "The problem is that we want to take down Fairytail, but it might cause you guys problems."

"Oh, yeah, that too," Kokoa nodded, "They are very powerful, even now!"

Fei-Hong nodded, "I heard they were, but why do you guys want to take them down?"

"Revenge!" Tsukune said, "I hate them! They killed people important to me!"

"Energetic drunk," Kokoa chuckled, "How great."

Fei-Hong chuckled, "Revenge what a good reason. I just hate the competition of badassness."

"So, you'll accept us?" Kokoa asked.

Fei-Hong nodded lifting his bottle, "Of course!"

"Yeah!" Kokoa and Tsukune yelled with a smile.

"Let's dance!" Tsukune happily said.

"Nah," Kokoa shook her head, "let's tell more jokes!"

Tsukune laughed, "Whatever, I'll find a dance partner!"

"Come on, Fei-Hong, gang leader sir," Kokoa said, "let's go beat those losers at poker."

He laughed, "Wait up, the floor and walls are moving on me! Bastards!"

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