A.N. from A.C.: I couldn't figure out how to run this all as one chappie so it's a little time skippy with different characters. Sorry!

Saix sat on his cot quietly; he barely remembered coming back to his cell, he felt out of control of his own body. He felt scared. He had not want to be subjected to whatever the Deputy Warden had in mind during his stay in the man's office. The blunette just figured his body forced him into automatic submission as he was being attacked.

"07."

The prisoner looked up at the barred cell wall, meeting the dark brown eyes of one of the more serious guards. "Tseng…"

"Ansem sent me to talk to you… about what you did to people today."

"Why do you care? It is not any of your business." The blunette snarled and walked up the door of the cell and leaned against it.

"It is my business, 07. I'm part of this prison. The Warden personally asked me to get the information from you. If you cooperate, I'll bring you to the medic."

"The Warden sent you, hmn?"

"... Correct."

"So, what? After he was finished fucking that tight little ass of yours, he sent you here?" The prisoner let his lips twitch up into a smirk, his arms crossed over his chest. "Can't you tell you're just a fucktoy, pretty guard?"

Tseng clenched his jaw, "I'm not here to talk about my relationship with the Warden. I'm here to talk about you and your issues."

"Do not bother. I am not telling anything to a pathetic little toy like you." The blunette huffed, narrowing his eyes at the other man.

"Either you can tell me or you can go to the Warden and tell him. I can't punish you but he can, 07."

Saix let out a barking laugh, "Do not be stupid! You know he has to keep me alive. I know powerful people that could kill him in the blink of the eye!" He uncrossed his arms and tightly gripped the bars of his cell, snarling at the guard on the other side, "And you would never see your precious master ever again."

"Ruf- The Warden can order whatever prisoner he wants to to be killed. He's not afraid of you, 07." Tseng snapped back at him, obviously overprotective of the blond man.

The prisoner bared his teeth threateningly at the Wutaiian guard, "Brainless scum is what you are! Your master is afraid of me and I know it."

"If that's what you think, then think it. I don't trust anything people like you say." The guard turned on his heel and began to walk down the hall, stopping dead in his tracks when he heard Saix.

"Now I can see why the Warden keeps you around, sexy! Nice ass!"

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Xemnas sighed as he downed a shot at the local bar just a block away from the prison. He was a freelance guard most of the time, so he got random hours however Rufus fucking ShinRa decided on torture him. He gave an inward groan as Reno plopped down in the seat beside him, giving a small nod to acknowledge the redheaded man.

"Yo, Xem, 'ow's it going wit' dog-boy?" He gave a cheeky grin to the older man and chuckled, turning to the bartender to order his usual.

"I don't want to talk about it." The silveret mumbled, "It's nothing to be concerned about."

"Nothin' to be concerned about? The fucker raped me and knocked me unconscious!" Reno suddenly paled and looked around the area, "… and I just said that really loud, didn't I?"

"You did…"

"Whatever, yo. Point is, it is somethin' ta be concerned 'bout. The fucker's gunna getcha, Xem." The redhead picked up his beer and took a sip, "An' ya won't be able to do nothin' 'bout it. He's a clever dude, yanno."

Xemnas' grip on his empty shot glass tightened and he scowled, "I'm smarter than he is… He calls himself a dog. I'm smarter than a dog."

"That may be true, yo, but he calls e'eryone dogs or some other animal. I don't get the way 'is brain works."

"He just wants everyone to know they're not important… I say he's trying to hard when he's around morons that can't even understand him." Amber eyes narrowed at the other man, "I don't see why you think he's such a big deal. You're the newest guard. He's been at the prison for as long as I can remember."

"Why don't they kill him? Electric chair? Firing squad? Lethal injection, yo?" The redhead ignored the glare and ordered two beers, handing one to the tanned guard once they were slid down the bar. "I mean, it ain't like people like having him around."

"Talk to ShinRa about that, not me." Xemnas murmured around the bottle he tipped to his lips, "It's not like I have any power in the prison hierarchy."

"And what? Ya think ShinRa will tell me if he's plannin' on killin' dog-boy? He ain't gonna tell me that, Xem. You know what, though?"

"Oh, dear Gaia… you have a plan…" The tanned guard pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.

"Damn right I have a plan!" The redhead chuckled and took a swig from his beer bottle, "The one person I know that c'n ask ShinRa wit'out gettin' killed is Tseng, yanno."

"He hates you." The older man muttered bluntly, glancing at Reno only to see him start to freak out over his 'awesome' plan. How can this manage to work?

"But he likes you! Why don't you ask Tseng ta ask ShinRa! It'll work, yo!" He grinned brightly at the silveret who just rolled his eyes. "I mean, really, you c'n get yer answers!"

"… I never wanted the answers. You did."

"Lies an' slander, yo."

Xemnas gave a small chuckle, "You're a moron, you know that?"

"'ey, no need ta be mean, Xemmy-kuns. I ain't bein' mean ta you!"

"But you're trying to get me killed by Tseng."

"He likes you!"

"He doesn't like anyone."

"… He likes Rufus."