Author's Note: Well here it is, my first actual fanfiction, I hope you enjoy it. This time, I'm doing an experiment with the shuffled fics. 2 things I want to mention.
I've basically grown up with shuffled fanfics for the past few years. Some of my favorites like the shuffled series and the random drama series have inspired me to write this fanfiction and I really thank them for that
Disclaimer: Before you read, I do not own any of the total drama characters. Please enjoy the fanfic.
Episode 1: Not So Happy Campers P1
The scene started with a lovely scenery for a few seconds at least before a man who had messy hair, a stubble, and looked no more than 40 interrupted the peaceful scenery.
"Yo! we're comin at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka Ontario. I'm your host Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality shows on television right now." the young man said.
"Here's the deal,"the man continued while walking down the dock, "twenty two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here, at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Loser Boat and leave Total Drama Island for good."
(Campfire Pit)
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremony, where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow," Chris said while eating one, "In the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame, and a small portion, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week."
"To survive they'll need to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other, every moment will be caught on one of hundreds of cameras situated all over camp, who will crumble under the pressure, find out here, right now on ..Total… Drama…. ISLAND."
(Opening Credits)
Various Camera shots can be seen popping up, while a few wildlife was also shown, some on the camera.
(Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin fine)
The camera goes up onto the 1000 ft cliff and jumps off of the cliff into the water.
(You guys are on my mind)
Owen swims through the water and kills a fish with his fart, Cameron is also in the water and is farted on by Owen, however before he can react a fishing pole grabs Cameron.
(You asked me what I wanted to be, and now the answer is plain to see)
B is on a boat fishing for fish, he accidentally grabs Cameron and sends him flying. An eagle also picks up the dead fish that Owen killed.
(I wanna be famous)
Ella and Dawn are next to each other. Dawn is meditating and Ella is singing to the animals. The dead fish drops on them and they both scream. Duncan laughs at this, however Courtney appears and puts a stern glare that puts Duncan's laughing to rest. Cameron can be seen falling in the background as well.
(I wanna live close to the sun)
Amy and Leshawna are fighting on a canoe that eventually falls off a waterfall.
( Well, pack your bags, cause I already won)
Harold is on a log, practicing his karate skills while Amy and Sammy are falling in the background. Izzy, swinging on a vine, crashing into Harold.
(Everything to prove, nothing in my way)
They both collide into the confessional where Lindsay falls out because of the impact of the crash.
(I'll get their one day)
Chef has his hand in a pot, with a mischievous smirk,most likely cooking something. Staci and Tyler are both tied up, they both look scared.
(Cause I wanna be famous)
Alejandro is flirting with Heather. Heather is glaring at him, not happy with him there. While Justin is admiring himself.
(Na nananana nanananana nananananana)
Shawn is sneaking around places as he doesn't want to be caught by the "zombies."
(I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
Topher and Dakota are on the dock, both battling to be on the screen.
(I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
Water is poured on both of them by Chris in a helicopter, both seem a bit worried about their clothes. The water turns into the night sky where we see Sammy and Brick about to kiss before Chris interrupts with a marshmallow ruining the moment. The other campers look embarrassed. The last few moments are whistled.
(Dock)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island, alright it's time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little T. that's probably why." the host said.
A boat drove by and the first camper to arrive was wearing a pink Cinderella- like dress. She has had a bow on her head.
"Welcome Ella." the host greeted
"Greetings Chris, my it is so wonderful to be here, on this show. I cannot wait to meet all the other contestants, I hope we can be friends.
"Yeah, ok."
"Could I sing you a song?" The princess asked.
"Uh no thanks I'm good, maybe another time."
"That is certainly fine with me." Ella said as she walked away.
"Brick McArthur ready for duty." said a boy who had on blue shorts and a green shirt with a whistle. This comment started Chris.
"Sup Brick, how's it goin man." Chris said while giving Brick a high five.
"I'm good, say, are you sure this is the right place?" Chris lies and shakes his head, Brick shrugged it off.
The next boat arrived with a fame loving girl who had blond hair, almost wearing all pink. She had paparazzi following her around.
"Hi, everyone I'm Dakota Milton, the soon to be star of Total Drama, " the excited girl said.
"We love you Dakota." one of the paparazzi said.
"OMG Dakota looks so hot." another one said.
"I think I'm gonna faint." another paparazzi said.
"Aw, you're all too kind and sweet." Dakota said, blushing a little.
"Uh, that was weird." Chris said, the other contestants were just staring.
"Dakota fans, you can catch me later when I'm famous." Dakota said excitedly.
"Can you just go to where the other contestants are standing?" Chris said, a bit annoyed. Dakota agreed and looked at her phone, the other contestants were left in shock.
The next competitor had an upside down hat. He was a bit pudgy, and had a jacket. By the moment you saw him and his smirk you could tell he was a genius.
"Sup B." Chris said to the silent genius.
B gave Chris a wink and gave him the classic secret handshake. B knew all the moves. The campers were a bit impressed. Chris didn't mind.
"NICE man, that was an awesome handshake. Just stand with the others for now." B stood by the others waving a gentle hello at all 3 of them. All of them waved back.
The next camper had blond hair, a tank top, and an orange skirt, she also wore a bandana on her head.
"Not too shabby." Chris whispered to himself, very creepily.
"Hi! Ok you look so familiar! The blond hair girl said.
"I'm Chris Mclean, " Chris said as he tried to remind Lindsay of who he was, "the host of the show.
"Oh that's where I know you from." Lindsay said.
"Uh yeah, Chris said awkwardly
The next contestant was wearing sunglasses, she had a mean stare, tanktop and some shorts. All the other competitors look threatened by her.
"Heather!" Chris announces however, gets no response because Heather walks right past him.
"Greetings, I'm Ella." Ella said, trying to meet her." The mean girl just rolled her eyes and walked past her, confusing the girl.
The next camper had a green mohawk, a black shirt with a skull face, and many piercings all over his face. He was playing heavy music on his radio.
"Duncan dude." Chris said, trying to be cool.
"I don't like surprises." The bad boy said.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that man. He also told me to give him a holler any time and, "have you returned to juvie." Chris said a bit threateningly.
"Ok then." Duncan said. You could tell he didn't care.
"Meet you at the campfire, gorgeous." Duncan said to Heather.
"Drop dead you skeez." She said rejecting his offer.
"I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here on this crappy island." Heather said annoyingly.
Chris pulled out some papers, most likely the waivers the campers had to sign.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris said as he introduced a jock who had a tracksuit and red headband, "Tyler." The boy tripped on the dock and fell on the suitcases. Luckily he was ok. The campers are amazed.
"Ugh my shoes." Heather said as Tyler landed into the water.
"Wicked wipeout man." Chris said excitedly.
"Is he going to be ok?" Brick asked.
"Yes I don't want to see anyone hurt." Ella asked a bit nervously.
Tyler is thankfully ok and gives a thumbs up signaling that he's fine. Chris snickers, however someone behind him is breathing.
"Welcome to camp Harold." Chris said as he looked to see the nerd, who was very skinny and tall, with ginger hair and a blue shirt with a burger in the front. Harold looks around for a few seconds.
"What's he looking at?" Dakota asked the other contestants. She got no answer
"So, do you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something." Harold asked curiously.
"You got it." Chris replied
"Yes, that is so much more favorable to my wicked skills." Harold said, pumping his fist."
Chris gave a weird impression, the contestants take a tiny step back from Harold.
"Moving on, Topher bro nice to see you man."
"Chris, it's so awesome to meet you. I'm such a big fan, you look older in real life." Topher said after fist bumping Chris. The boy was wearing an outfit similar to Chris.
"Y'know you really rocked that ice skating show, nice job Chris."
"Hey, thanks man I knew I rocked that show." Chris said.
"I SAW THAT, Dakota screamed, the others were a bit alarmed, "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head, though they did get immunity that week. I wish they went home though."
"Lucky I hope I get dropped on my head." Harold said a bit sad.
"Me too." Lindsay said.
"So is this the cast of your new show?" Topher asked not sure to be grossed out or feel weirded out. All the campers were shown, some just staring at him, Heather was drying off her hair after Tyler got her hair wet, and Harold, well he was picking his nose.
"Ok I guess." Topher said as he moved on. No one really noticed Topher. He tried to send a wink to Dakota, but she didn't care or notice.
"Staci Everyone." immediately the girl starts chatting. She is a bit pudgy, and wears almost all pink with a bow headband.
"Oh hi everyone did you know that my great great great great great great great great aunt invented camps before then people would have to camp out." Everyone, especially Chris, is annoyed by her already.
"Alright we get it just join the other competitors. Staci indeed did and kept chatting, eventually Heather pushed her into the water.
"Respect for getting rid of Chatty Mcblah." Duncan said a bit impressed. Heather ignored him..
"Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning." Duncan said tauntingly to Heather. A few campers laughed.
"Get Bent." Heather said, a bit embarrassed.
"Our next Contestant is Shawn, everyone." Chis said to the campers.
"Shawn what's up bro." The young teen had a green beanie on and an orange vest.
"Are you sure you checked for zombies? Man, they could be anywhere, maybe they'll be hiding underground waiting for them to strike. What if the-
"That's where I'm gonna cut you off, there are no zombies, me and the producers checked bro."
"Phew thanks bro." Shawn sighs in relief and walks to where the other contestants are.
"What's up y'all, Leshawna in the house. Leshawna had darker skin and a ponytail, she had a shirt with red apples on the front of it, and hoop earrings. Harold gasps.
"Yo baby, hey how you doin." Leshawna said to Chris but not before giving him a high five, "Feel free to quit now, save yourselves the troubles, because I came to win," Leshawna said this a bit too overconfident. "Oh what's up my brotha." She says this to B and gives the silent teen a high five.
"I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." Harold said
"Excuse me." Leshawna asked curiously.
"You're really big and loud." Harold said stereotyping Leshawna, this angers her, even if he meant it by accident.
"What did you say to me? Oh no you didn't. You have not seen anything yet. I'll show you, big baby." Leshawna wants to fight Harold after what he said, however is blocked from doing so by Brick and Ella. Harold just does some karate moves in defense.
"Oh yeah, you want some of this. Well, come on then." Leshawna teased.
"All right campers settle down." Chris says breaking the fight once and for all. All the other campers are shocked. Leshawna shares an I'm sorry but also not sorry look to Harold. Harold smiles awkwardly back.
Two girls appear on the dock, they seem to be twins and both have a cheerleading skirt on, however one of the girls has a mole on her cheek.
"Amy and Samey welcome to Total Drama Island." Chris greets.
"Uh excuse me my name is Sammy not Samey."
"Uh earth to Sparemy nobody cares, you're so stuck up you should be happy you're even on this show, you wouldn't be here without me." Amy says meanly.
"Yeah sorry it says Samey not Sammy so you're stuck with Samey". Chris says. The twin nods her head in disappointment and walks to the others with her sister. Leshhawna pats her on the back but not before giving a harsh glare to Amy who doesn't notice.
"The next camper is a boy in a red hoodie with yellow shorts on. He is wearing glasses and has darker skin.
The boy falls off the boat and onto the dock.
"Yo Cameron you ok bro"
"Yeah I'm good, just a scratch." the boy says.
"Wow the world is magnificent with all these beautiful animals and this nice scenery, I've never seen something magnificent."
"Yeah, well you're gonna learn to experience pain in a few seconds dork." Duncan said threatening to Cameron.
"Hey, leave him alone." Topher says. The boy probably has no experience in the real world anywhere.
"Yeah I've practically been in a bubble my whole life, so this is amazing."
"Yeah, yeah Cam, save the new experience for later, bud, we still got some more campers." the host says while Cameron admires the view.
"This is Justin everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Island bro." All the girls are swooning over Justin and his body. The men don't care or are impressed/shocked.
"Thanks Chris, this is great." Justin says as he fist bumps Chris and moves on noticing the other girls staring.
"What are you all staring at?" Justin knows the answer, but likes the praise.
"You." All the girls say.
"Oh I definitely knew that." Justin brags.
"Everyone, our next competitor is- AHHHHH- how did you get here." Chris asked a pale looking woman who had a green sweater with a black dress.
"It was pretty simple actually but a girl doesn't tell secrets."
"Just stand with the others you're starting to creep me out Dawn."
Dawn stands by the others, obviously most of them take a step back, Dawn notices and doesn't mind or say anything.
"WOHOOOOO," A large teen screamed he had a canadian flag on the front of his shirt, and like a few others was husky, "Chris what's happening? This is so awesome. WOOOOO!" The big guy said.
"Owen, welcome." said Chris excitedly. Owen hugs Chris, tight, choking him in the process.
"Awesome to be here, man. Yeah! Man this is just so-." Owen was interrupted by Dawn
"Awesome." The moonchild said.
"Yes, awesome. WOOOO! Are you going to be on my team! Owen asked.
"I can't predict that for sure, but maybe. I can see that your very excited for this competition Owen." Dawn said a bit personal. This weirded everyone out except for Owen who didn't understand what she meant.
"WOO! New friends. That's so AWESOME." Owen said excitedly.
"You, about finished." Chris asked impatiently.
"Sorry dude, I'm just so psyched!" Owen yelled excitedly.
"Cool, and here comes Courtney." Chris announced to gave a short wave. She wore green pants, and a light gray t-shirt. Chris helps her get off the boat.
"Thank you." She says in response.
"Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all." Courtney says to the other competitors. Some contestants wave back, others don't care, some are still staring at Justin
"How's it going, I'm Owen." The teen says to Courtney
"Nice to meet you O- wow." Courtney is cut when she sees a man. The man had earrings on, he had gray jeans, and a red button on shirt. Everyone turns their attention to the boy. Justin realizes this and looks a bit mad and worried.
"Welcome, Alejandro everyone." Chris announces.
Greetings amigos and amigas. I am Alejandro Burromuerto. I can't wait to get to know each other." He sends a wink to the girls. All of them blush and swoon over Alejandro when he comes to the other contestants.
"I'm definitely hotter than that guy." Justin whispers to himself. No one is staring at Justin anymore, he's lost his popularity.
"Hey, everyone, Izzy." The girl in question that Chris announced had ginger hair, and was dressed in all green with a little skirt.
"Hi Chris! Hi!," she trips on her boat and hits her head on the dock, "Ow."
"Ooh that was bad." Tyler chuckles to himself.
"Guys, she could seriously be hurt." Courtney rushes to her aid.
"Yeah, what Courtney said." Brick said a bit awkwardly. They both go to check on Izzy, she is fine.
"That felt so good. Except for hitting my chin, this is summer camp, that is so cool, do you have paper mache here, are we having lunch soon." Izzy says in a flourish of questions.
"That is a good call." Owen says.
"First things first," Chris announced ignoring Izzy, "We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock.'' Chris says as all the campers walk to the end of the dock
"Okay one two three- oops, okay forgot the lens cap. Okay hold that pose, one, two- oh no wait card's full, hang on.
"Come on man, my face is starting to freeze." Amy annoyingly said.
"Relax guys, Chris is just taking his time, that's what he always does because whatever he does is perfect." Topher said.
"Got it, ok everybody say Wawanakwa."
"Wawa- the dock collapsed and only photos of the contestants in the water were taken."
"Okay guys, meet me at the campfire in 10." Chris says as the others dry off.
(Campfire Pit)
"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around, your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. ya dig?The camper that manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted out will win $100,000.
"Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I want a bunk under her.'' Duncan asked.
"They aren't Coed are they?" Heather asked like she didn't care.
"Well, girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
Excuse me Kyle," Lindsay askes, "Can I have the cabin with the lakeview since I'm the prettiest. She gets a lot of glares sent her way.
"Okay you are, " Chris gets his own glares for the contestants, "But that's not how it workers here, and I'm Chris
"Wow has anyone noticed those strange looking trees almost like a round perfect tree? A perfect shape" Cameron remarks.
"No one cares Cam." Cameron hushes up.
"I understand the sleeping arrangements but can I not be in a cabin with Samey she snores too loud plus she looks so ugly in her sleep ugh."
"Well it depends if you're on the same team." Samey looks pretty embarrassed. Leshawna feels very bad for her, and gives her a pat on the back and sends a glare to Amy. She notices but doesn't care.
"Aw come on guys," Owen says while hugging Tyler and Dakota, "It'll be fun. It's like a big sleepover."
"Least you don't have to sleep next to him." Tyler whispers to Dakota, pointing over to Duncan, who is giving a deer a noogie. However Dakota is too distracted and waving at the camera. She wants screentime.
"Here's the deal we're gonna split you into two teams, if I call your name go stand over there. Ella, Cameron, Heather, Alejandro, Lindsay, Izzy, Sammy, Amy, Owen Leshawna and Justin. From this moment you are now known as the Screaming Gophers.
"Yeah, I'm a gopher, WOO! Owen says in excitement.
"The rest of you over here. Topher, Dakota, B, Tyler, Dawn, Shawn, Brick, Courtney, Duncan, Staci and Harold. Move, Move, Move. You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass."
"It's awesome," Harold said with a blank look, "It's like, amazing."
"All right campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
(Confessional)
Chris: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience know at home what you're really thinking.
Lindsay: I don't get it where's the camera guy (She is turned around
Samey: I only joined this show so I could get away from Amy but now that she's here I'm in trouble.
Cameron: I am what's known as a bubble boy. Growing up my mom was really overprotective, so I've never gone camping before, until 6 hours ago, I've never done anything before except read and sigh a lot. But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with. No way a danayas. plexipus butterfly, the monarch butterfly. Gahhhh! SO HEAVY! (Cameron fell to the floor.)
A duck is putting lipstick on, yep.
Owen: Hey everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say. (he farts) Heheheheheheh.
"All right, any questions, cool, let's find your cabins."
(Campgrounds)
Gophers your in the east cabin. Bass you're in the west." Chris announced.
(Gopher Cabin)
"Bunk Beds," Heather said when opening the cabin door, "isn't this a little summer camp."
"Oh, wow you learn something new everyday." Amy said sarcastically, bumping into the girl.
"Oh just shut up, weird cheerleader." Heather responded angrily
"Hello Heather, your angriness and feistiness seem very attractive." Alejandro said a bit flirtatious.
"Shouldn't you be in the boys cabin, whatever your name is." Heather said, like she didn't care.
"Well just don't let it get to your head, or much worse will happen." Alejandro walked off. Heather just rolled her eyes and continued packing. Alejandro walked out with a satisfied smirk.
"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron." Lindsay asked.
"There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way." Chris said, giving her directions.
"Communal bathrooms, but I'm not catholic or part of that community." Lindsay said not knowing what he meant.
"Not communion, communal." Chris explained.
"It means we shower together dummy." Amy replied.
"Oh no come on." Lindsay whined.
"I'm glad we're in our own cabins with just guys," Owen said to Alejandro and Justin, "you know what I mean," Owen asked, the two guys looked weirded out by this and went back inside, "I mean no, I didn't mean it like that, I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep next to them, I mean.
"Hey Chris, is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?" Topher asked.
"You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp, so other than me you'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet at the main lodge. Starting now." Chris explained.
"Alright nice." Dave went back into his own cabin to get unpacking.
A high pitched scream can be heard, it's revealed to be Lindsay standing on a stool trying to avoid the cockroach, she makes a massive crowd.
"Oh, man, that white girl can scream, " Leshawna added.
"What is it, kill it, kill it please." Lindsay is terrified.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Cameron screams like a baby and jumps onto one of the beds, squishing him in the process.
"CAMERON!" Brick runs to try and save Cameron and ends up knocking himself out when he bumps into the bed that Cameron is trapped into.
Everyone starts freaking out until Dawn comes in and finds the little creature.
"Hello little friend, don't be scared." Dawn says.
She is about to pick the cockroach up before Duncan smashes it with his hammer.
"Well that's one way to kill a cockroach, Dakota says.
"Awesome." Harold replies.
"What was that for? The cockroach was looking for its family. She had a family to feed"
"Save the fantasy talk for later, you should be glad I saved you and your friends butts. Next thing you know it, you could've been, cockroach stew." Duncan says but, not before getting a harsh glare from Dawn.
"If you ever see one of those again, just let me know okay, cause y'know I could do that too." Tyler said confidently. They both stared at each other in the eyes for a few seconds.
"They always go for the jocks." Duncan remarks.
(Main Cafeteria Lodge)
"Listen up." a man in a chef outfit yelled. "I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. Grab your plate, get your food, and sit your butts down, NOW!"
"Are we going to be having all the major food groups sir, because I don't want a virus or disease." Dakota asked
"Yeah cause, I get hypoglycemic real bad, if I don't get enough sugar." Harold says.
"You'll get SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN." Chef yelled. Scaring Dakota and Harold away.
"Half a cow." Owen whispered to Cameron, making him chuckle a bit.
"What was that, come closer fat guy, I didn't hear you.
"Uh, I didn't really say anything important." Owen lies. Cameron is too scared to come to Chef so he just sneaks away with Owen.
"Hey did you know that my great great great great-
"I don't care now SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN." Chef said, scaring Staci in the process.
"What's up girl," Leshawna asks Amy. She gets no reply. "Oh, It's gonna be like that is it."
"NEXT!" Chef yells.
"Excuse me, but my nutritionist said I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or, like dairy. Lindsay says.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem," Sammy says, "Um excuse me but are you sure this food is edible?" Sammy asks very nervously.
"Your food is fine, no sit down or ELSE." Chef says very threateningly, Sammy runs away quickly. Amy can be seen smirking, Sammy doesn't notice. The campers can be seen, looking at the food, some pretend to eat, some just look disgusted and ignore the food. Chris comes in.
"Hey Chris, could we order pizza." Topher asked."
A knife is thrown at Topher, almost beheading the boy.
"WOAH! Chef brown slop is good, it's so yummy I love it, right guys." Everyone nods, they are all terrified after they witness what happened. Chef can be seen holding a threatening knife.
"Your first challenge begins in one hour." Chris announces.
"What do you think they'll make us do, I don't wanna die.?" Dakota asks Brick worryingly.
"It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?" Brick says
"OH (Bleep)."
Author's Note: The first episode, this was fun to write I admit, I had a blast using the characters. I really can't say anything, or I spoil the season. The only couple I will confirm is Bramey (Brick x Samey) I mean they're in the intro so yeah.
Episode 2 will be here in a few days so look out.
That's all, thanks for reading
-areallyrandomguy