I don't own Korra.
My Dearest Honora,
It has been a week since my return and it is awful here. I would miss you between visits before, but now it's much worse. Is it possible for someone to so quickly become so big a part of your life?
I've been visiting Meat and Sarcasm at work recently. When there I have spoken to the council's Fire Nation representative in hopes that I could start an international incident that your father would have to solve. I haven't been able to succeed so far.
Wet Blanket wants to start a pro-bending team, but Sugar Queen won't let her. She's trying to convince me to use my connections to set her up with a team. I'm considering doing it since there's nothing else here. (Oh sweet death, please take me now).
I look forward to your response. Please send it soon. I am seriously considering watching Short Winded meditate to pass the time. You can probably guess how desperate I am from that alone.
Kisses,
Pink Muffs
Dear Pink Muffs,
It's not much better here. My parents are concerned because I haven't been eating as much. (I've been sneaking food into my room, but I'm hoping their concern will drive them to sending me your way.)
I suspect it would take more than a sixteen-year-old boy to create an international incident. I've had similar thoughts, but there's nothing I can do either. Rumors have been circulating that Yakone was spotted in the surrounding area. I may have had a part in starting and spreading those rumors.
You should do it. You kind of owe her for your last night here. And you take a cut of any winnings they make as their manager.
A few days ago Honor Lord let me attend one of his meetings. So boring. I can't understand why he was so insistent on doing it when he was a kid.
You need to come up with a better plan soon. Something both of us can work on. These separate plans aren't working out for us. Respond quickly
Honora
My dearest Honora,
Not eating takes serious commitment. I couldn't handle it myself. I hope it works though. Just don't overdo it, I don't want Honor Lord killing me when you starve to death.
I'm Twinkle Toes' son, I could totally create an international incident. Don't you remember that time in Ba Sing Se? Twinkle Toes made a comment about those rumors, but he said that "they are just a cry for attention" or something like that. No go there.
I know. I've been looking, but I can't find anyone who's available and interested. I know Heavy Metal would do it, but age restrictions are in the way. If you could sneak out on a weekly basis you could play as the firebender.
I sat in on Meat and Sarcasm's meetings when I worked as his assistant for a week. It was so boring. I sort of assume that the meetings were more interesting during the war.
I'll try my best, but I make no promises. How do you feel about contracting a life threatening illness that only my mother could heal?
Kisses,
Pink Muffs
Dear Pink Muffs,
I'll be careful. I wouldn't want you to get killed, then I'd probably get stuck in an arranged marriage.
I remember. You wouldn't have been able to get the bear out without my help. I figured that plan would be a longshot anyway.
Blind Bandit would love that too. As much as I would love to, security was doubled after the last time. You remember it I'm sure. I'm sure you'll find someone.
I'm not sure. Uncle says that they were boring even back then and they didn't have enough tea. Go figure.
I don't know how to catch anything that the palace doctors can't fix. And if I succeed I will draw a bit too much attention.
Honora
My dearest Honora,
Good. Wait... you would be dead first. He might kill me either way though...
You distracted everyone, I was the one who lead the thing out! You're certainly no bear whisperer.
How could I forget? We made it halfway to Ember Island before Twinkle Toes caught up. I was grounded for three weeks for it. You can still see the worry in my parents eyes when they leave me alone with the Beast.
I found her two teammates. They're average really. I think they just have a crush on Wet Blanket. Keep your eye out for the newest pro-bending team, the Winger Lemurs.
There's never enough tea in the world for that man. He could have a bathtub filled with it and he wouldn't be satisfied.
I guess you're right. I suspect there's no right way to go about this. We might as well just meet on an island between us and just deal with the punishment.
Kisses,
Pink Muffs
Dear Pink Muffs,
He would. Best case scenario is I get paired up with a hot, tall, firebending nobleman's son. ...on second thought this isn't so bad.
You held a sausage in front of its face and it followed you out. You were no Blue Spirit.
It was totally worth it though and you know it. I spent the whole ride with a vice grip on your arm. It was only half out of fear.
That's awesome! I need to see them play now.
Tub my size or yours?
Great idea! We'll meet on the solstice in North Chung-Ling.
Honora
My dearest Honora,
Please don't. You already have a hot boyfriend, and he's from the Water Tribe. They make 'em better down there.
You're just jealous that I'm the one who pulled it off.
I didn't say it wasn't worth it. It totally was. I didn't wash that arm the entire time I was grounded.
There will always be a ticket for you if you want one.
Yours.
Seriously? I was joking. Honor Lord would kill me, and that's nothing compared to what Knives would do.
Kisses,
Pink Muffs
Dear Pink Muffs,
I'm only joking. You know you're the only guy for me, right?
No, I'm not.
I can't tell if that's incredibly romantic or profoundly disgusting. Is it possible for it to be both?
That's okay, I can easily get tickets. I have status.
That's a lot of tea.
They'll be focused on me. You'll have Sugar Queen to deal with though.
Honora
My dearest Honora,
Obviously. No one can match my charm.
Whatever you say.
Romantic, definitely romantic.
Right, I forgot. Sorry.
It is. Uncle would love it.
Fine, I'll see you then. Don't bother sending another letter before, though.
Kisses,
Pink Muffs
AN: Background info. The two of them sent letters constantly even before dating and developed code names for anyone who is mentioned frequently. Take a guess as to who is who in the reviews and I will post the list and the beginning of the next chapter.