I do not AND I REPEAT DO NOT EVER NEVER NOR WILL I BE ABLE TO! Own neither Mass Effect nor Elfen Lied. Ah, yup life's a bitch…
Sorry about the wait guys I've been busy with stuff so yeah, no real excuses for that other than I'm a lazy person by nature. Not like too many people is looking forward to reading this junk though… Might give the creators a good laugh though, hmm…
–Inspiration gained-
Two Years Later In the Rayya's Hanger.
We bring the scene our bright minded friend who is currently looking intently at a small craft with a trio armed guards looking nervously at him muttering to each other.
"He's going to snap isn't it he?" "Yeah, were boned." "Great…Hey If we liv-"
The conversation if you could call it that was cut short by a simple "Ahem," from the young man as he was now frowning in disappointment. Turning around he glowered at the trio.
"WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL BRAND OF BULL SHIT IS THIS?! WHERE IS THE SHIP I SAVED FOR YEARS TO GET? BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT IT WAS WAY BIGGER THEN THIS TIN CAN!"
Za'heel yelled at the top of his lungs anger evident as he scowled pointing at a small fighter that looked like an antique.
"I MEAN SERIOUSLY, I'm a SCIENTIST, I need room to work you fuckers why can't you-"
His rant was cut short by a commanding voice.
"As I recall this is part of your punishment remember? We stripped you of your ship. Take your essentials and head to a place where you can get a bigger one, it shouldn't be that difficult."
Za'heel stared at the admiral that came in the room flabbergasted his anger dissapated as he started thinking about it.
…
"It was? "Don't tell me you forgot… wow, you must be a special kind of stupid to forget something that important… Fuck you man, I wasn't listening to him probably! Yeah, because that stupid look you had on your face when he verbally demolished you totally shown that you were paying attention. … Well yeah but, … Damn, I'm pretty sure if I'm losing arguments to myself I have some physiological issues to work out…Obviously, oh yeah and the admiral is trying to talk to you.
"ZA'HEEL AWNSER ME THAT'S AN ORDER!" Rael yelled getting fed up with the silent treatment.
"Oh yeah I guess you did say that, sorry sir I zoned out I guess. I guess it doesn't matter I'll simply use this until I can download all my data to a ship, maybe a slaver one? Hmm, wonder what would be easier. Well I guess I'll be off sir, if it's fine with you?"
Za'heel said assured "Besides I downloaded all my research into my omni-tool anyways, and the experimental gear I got can fit in the back."
Rael sighed, nodding towards Za'heel in confirmation as the scientist opened the hatch to the borderline escape pod he will be piloting.
"Listen before you go I need to apologize, I didn't want to postpone your trip but I had to, here is all the data from my daughter that I withheld from you."
He said in a tired voice, while typing on his omni-tool.
"Yeah I understand and thanks."
The admiral smiled as he watched Za'heel trying to fit inside the ship adding
"Oh and make sure you sit down when you read it because it's one hell of a story."
Za'heel responded angrily after finally getting all his experimental gear inside the ship.
"Is that supposed to be a joke because I'm not laughing!? ... Don't worry old man I'll be fine and so will she… He finished in a kinder tone as the ship started up before powering down and sputtering like an old car.
"What the fuck man! Will this even get me to a relay?"
Za'heel yelled kicking the consol of the ship as it finally started up.
"It's about damned time, SEE YA OLD MAN!"
Admiral Rael saluted as the ship departed a sad smile on his face.
After a minute passed he noticed the three guards he sent to guard Za'heel fainted when he started yelling at them.
Deciding to wake them up he yelled.
"… WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GETH BATTLE STATIONS!"
This did the trick as the three shot up at the same time before tripping over one another and falling to the ground comically groaning in pain as the admiral grinned and walked away proud of himself.
12 hours later Inside Za'heels ship
…
"Holy shit… saved the galaxy huh?"
He said disbelief in his voice, as he finished going over mission reports that Tali was sending him.
"Oh look the mass relay, about damn time this piece of shit it so slow!"
He grumbled as he felt the pull from the machine that he read about.
"Oh this isn't so ba- OH FUCKING HELL THIS IS AWESOME THEY SHOULD CHARGE MONEY FOR THIS!"
He yelled ecstatically as his ship arrived at the omega cluster. Turning his head slightly he said.
"Well time to find a slaver to hijack, AL do me a favor and use the long-range scanner I installed into you so we can find one, I'll be checking radio frequencies to see if I have any luck on that end."
A robotic voice than came from behind him.
"Searching now, estamated time till completion is around four to five hours."
"What but that's so long! Got any suggestions?"
"We could stop at Omega and simply take one." The robotic voice said sarcastically.
"Hmm, simple and a wider selection… we could be there in an hour tops, yes that's not a bad idea actually. Good call AL,"
"You're kidding right?"
"Nope!"
He replied in a cheerful tone before yelling!
"AL upload your self back into the omni-tool, we're going to Omega."
Omega space port hangers
"Wow a good selection… hmm, kinda thirsty though maybe that krogen over there knows a good place to get a drink…"
(FYI: He's read more about science than the culture and behaviors of other species so he has no idea on the personalities that they may have towards Quarians other than they are just least liked out of all the others.)
He thought walking towards said krogen completely oblivious to all the murderous looks he got from the other patrons.
Said krogen looked in annoyance as he notices a quarian walk up was actually extending his hand at him.
"This kid must want to die early" He thought in amusement.
"Hello do you know a good place where I can get a drink?" Za'heel said in a cheerful tone.
The krogen seemed to ponder this for a second before grabbing Za'heel by the shoulder and throwing him a dozen feet away as he landed on his back he says "Don't talk to me suit-rat annoying enough that we breath the same air as you." He snorted as others watching the scene laughed.
Za'heel got up slowly and walked towards him head tilted towards the ground by eyes glaring straight at the krogen,
"I see, maybe I simply need to persuade you."
Za'heel muttered standing right in front of him again.
"Persuade me? By what sucking my d-"
He was cut off by blood as he looked down in horror seeing his arms missing and a hole where his wind pipe is at, than he was ripped in half, his torso sailing at the wall across the room gallons of blood splattering everywhere getting on some of the people watching, horror written on their faces.
Looking at what was left of the krogen he turned towards a Turian with a blue scanner over his eye who seemed slightly dazed by the sudden carnage.
"What the hell was that, and since when do quarians have more than three fingers?"
He was brought out of his thoughts by a voice.
"I do hope you will be more cooperative," he said sounding cheerful again seeming to not notice the blood covering his amour.
Extending his hand he said
"Hello I'm Za'heel now please tell me where I can find a place to get a drink."
The Turian snapped out of his Daze and shook his hand "Name is Garrus Vakarian; let me upload to coordinates to a bar called Afterlife into your omni-tool."
He said as he went to work, to send the data.
"Wait isn't that one of the people in Shepard's Crew? Yeah I think so… Perhaps we can have a chat with him about our missing friend…" He thought looking suspiciously at Garrus
"And there you go just follow that route… Why are you looking at me like that?"
He said slightly concerned as he glanced back at the remains of the krogen for a second.
"Do you by any chance know a Quarian called Tali'Zorah?"
Looking confused he said,
"Yeah me and Shepard worked with her to stop the rep- I mean uh, we did some missions to take out some mercs together why?"
Grinning wickedly Za'heel said in a ominous tone.
"I think you and me will be having a good long talk over that drink I'm getting, come on lets go."
Not seeing much choice in the matter Garrus sighed and started following after him.
Afterlife bar 12 drinks later
An odd pair was sitting off in a corner laughing so hard you'd think that their hearts would stop any second now, said pair being a quarian and a Turian.
"Yeah and then she said, Keelah just whip them out already!"
"Wait seriously!? Shy Tali said that? OH KEELAH THAT'S FUCKING HALRIOUS AH HAHA!"
Za'heel yelled banging his fist on the table while Garrus wiped a tear out of his eye, looking back at Za'heel he said "Man so you're the guy she always went on about she said you were scary when someone made you angry but, well words do not describe it properly I suppose." Thinking back at the bisected krogen as Za'heel spoke up deciding he wasn't going to get anymore information from him.
"Yeah, well I've got to get moving, need to find a ship to steal. I have my eye on a B class-eclipse fighter, I saw back in the hanger Apparently It belonged to that smartass krogen. After I kill everyone I'm going to find Tali, Then maybe I can finish my research. It was a pleasure to meet you Garrus."
He said sticking his hand out, as Garrus shook it he said
"Same goes for you, as for Shepard, give him a chance will you? He's a good person I promise."
Za'heel simply grunted and walked towards the hanger calibrating his shields.
"I'll believe it when I see it. Ignore it remember there's a good chance you may have to kill a few more mercs before we take the ship. And that is an issue why? It's not but the Eclipse has a lot of humans in it if you get my drift. Oh yeah, muahahaha. Time for some fun." He thought darkly, as he chuckled to himself making everyone around back away as word has apparently gotten out about his… fight, if you could call it that.
Garrus watched him walk away thinking to himself.
"I have a bad feeling about this... I never did ask him what species he was... maybe human? But what was the red eyes, whatever I got to get ready those mercenaries are closing in."
Back at the Space port
Za'heel was having a problem, as he looked between a blue and yellow ship.
"Uh… which one is the eclipse ship…? I think their color is blue right? Ehh, what ever I'll just take it." He said walking towards the sizeable blue fighter and knocked on the door. (About half the size of the Normandy but only 2 floors to it.)
As it opened a Turian asked condescendingly "Can I help you?"
Cocking his head slightly as if he was thinking about it Za'heel said, yeah I need something. Listing off on his fingers he said
"Your ship, your life, and… No wait that's about it."
He finished as his vectors slammed into the Turian before he could react knocking him across the ship and into the open door of the cockpit, Causing the other Turian to stare, speechless as he walked in and closed the door locking it with his omni-tool.
"Not even one human… Damn, oh well whatever." He muttered to himself as the crew stood up grabbing pistols and assault rifles. "All Turian crew huh, Odd, but not my problem."
The Turian who was thrown in the cockpit, who seemed to be the captain, was back up with a mantis sniper rifle aimed at Za'heel,
"FIRE!"
Hundreds of bullets sailed along with a few concussive shots as smoke started covering the end of the ship.
Eventually the thermal clips over heated and they waited watching the smoke intently.
Seeing nothing the captain said "Seems he was all tal- UGLK!" He didn't finish his statement as a metal pole pierced his chest pinning him to the wall. Za'heel sprinted out of the smoke his vectors grabbing the two metal riot shields off his back to deflect bullets as he ran through the ship the other two vectors ripping the Turians apart painting the ship with torrents of blood.
As the pilot died Za'heel said "No humans? Thats to bad... Oh look a distress signal."
After he added his own bit to the message he sent it to where ever it was going and typed on his omni-tool after a few seconds a robotic voice speaks up.
"Quite messy, although I shouldn't be surprised."
Looking annoyed Za'heel yelled
"Fuck you AL I was mad, UGH whatever lets get moving before those Eclipse dumbasses send backup."
Za'heel said sitting in the cockpit as the ship left the planet.
"That might be a problem…"
"And why would you say that AL?
… Apparently this ship belongs to the Turian military…"
…
….
"Shit, Tali is going to be so mad at us..."
"No she will be mad at you."
"Fuck your right! WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK! Your an AI so she will automatically be mad at you ha!"
...
"She is still going to be mad at you."
"Damn it..."
Za'heel said trepidation in his voice as the ship got silent...
At a Turian frigate vessel
"Sir incoming distress signal!" Yelled one of the navagators as Arrin Savask walked towards.
"Play it immidently."
"Understood sir."
A few seconds passed other memburs of the crew listening in curiously, jumping slightly as a loud scream of pain rang through the speakers.
"This is pilot of the LongShot! We need backup I repeat Need backup right now! FUCKING HELL WHY CAN'T WE HIT HIM ZEEK NO DON'T! It's some sort of biotic Quarian! Extermly leathal I repeat we need help now! Oka- what the?"
By this point everyone on the deck was listening as a creepy voice cut in.
"All your friends are dead now, are they not?"
The turian could be heard sobbing.
"Who are you!"
"I am Za'heel, and you, you are dead."
"Please don't do this I surrender! PLEASE!"
"Begging has never saved me, so why would you be treated diffrently?"
The voice said almost child like innocence ringing throughout his tone.
"No no, DON'T PLEASE NO SOMEONE SAVE ME! NOOoOOooooo!"
The pilot yelled his voice getting more distant as it seemed he was dragged away from the cockpit every thing than got quite.
All of the sudden came a series of loud screams along with the wet ripping of flesh and cracking of bones.
As it got quite again the voice rang out once more but quiter as it wasn't in the front of the ship.
"No humans? Thats to bad... hey look a distress signal."
"Hello you Eclipse bastards listen up. This is my ship now send reinforcements and they die to understand? Now have a nice day."
Arrin glared at the terminal as he walked towards the main computer.
"I want a kill on sight order issued to Za'heel right now, for now we go and see if we can get orders to hunt this sadistic Varren down right now!"
"YES SIR!"
DONE
So yeah sorry for the wait once more I'm lazy so yeah. Also for those who are woundering AL Is an A.I. that Za'heel made and of course he kept it a secret from everyone after all the Quarians would crack down on him so hard if they found out. Not that you could really blame them I suppose. Well that will be all, till next time I suppose.