Hello again! Welcome to the second chapter of Dibra Rewritten. Thanks to all who reviewed, favorited, and followed the first chapter! Below are just a few of the people who reviewed.

SecretlyTTfanTT - I like the beginning chapter too :)

NymphadoraMouse - Alright, I can't say no to the children :P

XxDarkxBloodxX - As to the Dib dying, I won't say. I'm glad you liked the first one, I enjoyed writning it. I stopped due to the whole Automated TT Submission war thing, and I lost the written chapters I had. Glad you like the new one as well.

Aleirbag Eiram - I am worshipped? Interesting... Glad you like my writing style :)

Invader1995 - The reason Dib is a girl is because I have absolutely zero talent in boy/boy relationships. I enjoy reading them, but can't write them...plus I wanted to torture Dib a little ;P

I absoluly loved writing the poodle scene, how often has that been done before? I thought it was something Zim might try, after all he did try to ruin the city with a hamster. Well enjoy the new chapter :)


Dib felt the pain before he even opened his eyes, in fact he felt it before he was even barely conscious.

"What happened? Feels like I was hit by a bus." Dib groaned as he sat up slowly. A giant throb in his forehead hit him and he grabbed his head, trying to suppress the pain. "Argh! It hurts!" he cried out.

When the pain finally subsided, Dib looked at his surroundings. He was in a dark field it seemed. Using light from the moon and his cracked glasses, Dib could barely see some odd shapes on the ground.

"Those must be poodle remains from the battle..." Dib said out-loud. "But if I'm still in the field...then where's Zim?"

Dib looked around to see if the alien monster was laying dead somewhere in the field. But because his glasses were broken and there was very poor light, Dib couldn't find him.

"Maybe the jerk left me here hoping I was dead." Dib assumed (correctly!) to himself. "I better get home or I seriously might die tonight."

Dib tried to push himself up off the ground, but as soon as he was to his feet, he collapsed. "It hurts to much!" Dib whimpered. He slowly took his hands and felt his legs.

Dib noticed that the skin was very tender to touch, he must have bruises the size of baseballs! He also noticed that his left ankle was twice the size of his right one.

"I must have broken it during the fight." Dib said to himself. He shivered as the wind picked up. Dib rubbed his arms and noticed that his coat was missing. "Where did my trench coat go?" Dib wondered.

He tried to get up again so he could look, but the pain was to great for him, so he just laid back down. He looked up at the sky and noticed that the stars were brighter here than they were on his roof. Dib began pointing out constellations to himself, rather enjoying the view despite the cold.

Suddenly Dib saw the evening star, a giant star that shined brighter than any other.

"Wow, look at it." Dib whispered to himself. Then Dib remembered that the evening star was supposedly a wishing star. Now Dib didn't believe in wishing on stars, but seeing it in person made the thought more enjoyable.

Dib closed his eyes and grimaced in pain. "I wish my life was different." he groaned. "I wish I didn't have to get my butt kicked by Zim anymore."

Dib opened his eyes and waited for some sign that the star had heard him, but nothing happened. Of course, Dib scoffed to himself, I should have known nothing would happen. It's just a stupid star.

Dib laughed silently at his foolishness. A star was just a star, nothing magical about it.

He groaned as he attempted to get to his feet again. This time he pushed through the pain and managed to get up, of course he had to put most of his weight on his right leg so his left ankle didn't hurt to much.

Slowly, Dib began limping across the field, maneuvering around broken metal and other debris. The wind picked up again and Dib desperately wondered where his trench coat went to.

It must have disintegrated in the explosion. Dib thought sadly. Wouldn't be surprising since it was so old and had so many rips in it.

Dib managed to get to the sidewalk, only falling over something once. He began limping towards his home, hoping he wouldn't meet any trouble along the way. Geez, I really hurt. My battles with Zim have never ended this badly. I guess I must have really ticked him off. Dib thought as he walked.

"Hey, kid!" someone shouted.

Dib turned his head to see a tall man glaring at him. As the man walked closer, Dib began to panic. This won't end well. Dib thought to himself.


Meanwhile at Zim's base


"Doom doom doom doomy doom!" Gir was singing as he danced on top of the TV.

"Gir! Stop singing!" Zim shouted as he threw a nearby piggy at the metal robot's head.

"Piggy!" Gir squealed happily. He jumped off the TV and began running around the room trying to make the pig fly.

Zim sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Isn't there something you could be doing?" Zim groaned.

Gir stopped running and actually looked thoughtful for a minute. "Yes...wait a minute...no." he said truthfully.

"Computer! Activate the elevator to base level seven." Zim commanded as he got off the couch and walked over to a random wall.

"Whatever." the computer responded in a bored tone.

The wall opened up and revealed a platform. Zim stepped inside and immediately ducked as Gir threw a yellow solid at him. "I made a butterfly!" Gir squealed.

Zim groaned and waited for the platform to descend to the lower base level. Nothing happened except for Gir tossing more butter around. "Today, computer! I want to go to base level seven today!" Zim shouted.

"Alright, alright. Geez, somebody needs to charge their PAK." the computer replied sarcastically as he activated the lift. Zim really wanted to shout and scream about how he was superior to the computer, but he didn't have the energy. His battle with Dib had taken a lot out of him.

The platform stopped at base level seven and Zim hopped out and walked down the hallway. He came up to a bright pink door and walked inside. The room was pretty empty except for red table with a black Irken logo on it. Zim reached into his PAK and pulled out the two halves of the Dib-human's coat.

"Why does you have Mary's coat?" Gir asked as he entered the room.

"Eh...spoils of war. This is proof of the Dib-smell's...death." Zim said uncertainly.

"But with Dib gone, won't your mission have no real excitement?" the computer asked.

"Of course my mission will be exciting! I'll get to try so many new ideas and nobody will dare stop me...right?" Zim asked himself as he touched Dib's coat.


Meanwhile with Dib


Dib hopped out of a beat up black car and walked the sidewalk to his front porch. "Thanks for the ride, Face-puncher. And thanks for not beating me up for money." Dib said as he waved to his ride.

"Hey, no problem. Thanks for figuring out why my daughter kept hearing voices in the bathroom." the tall man said as he drove away.

Dib chuckled. "Who would have guessed it was a haunted plunger." he said to himself as he grabbed his house keys from his pocket. He put his key in the door and unlocked it. Slipping inside, Dib made sure to lock the door behind him. He began to tiptoe as best he could up the stairs to his bedroom.

Too tired to even change his clothes, Dib just limped over to his bed. He glanced at the clock and saw that is was 11:59 pm.

"I wonder how long I was out for!" Dib exclaimed. Dib shook his head and tossed the covers back. The clock beeped like it did whenever the clock struck twelve. Suddenly a bright light appeared and Dib jumped back.

"What the heck?" Dib exclaimed in fear.

"Your wish has been granted. Have a pleasant evening." a strangely cheerful voice said. The light got brighter and Dib flinched backwards, blacking out in the process.


Sorry about the short scenes, on my iPod they looked a whole lot longer... anyways did you like it? Did you hate it? Tell me! While I love being favorited and followed, I like reviews better. Also ask me any questions you want.

So please review! If you don't a giant T-Rex says he will roast me up and serve me with a side of platypus, I don't want to be T-Rex food! Please review!