Oh my goodness! I am so so so mega sorry about my deadness in updates for the past month. Things have been crazy, homework, research papers, getting unwanted love confessions, having to keep the boyfriend from killing people. Oh and let's add writer's block to that list. Sounds fun right?

Thanks to all who reviewed, favorited, and followed the second chapter. I loves you all so much! Here are just a few of who commented.

AllKnowingMay - I think I got Face-puncher from that new-ish show, Austin and Ally. I watch some weird shows before bed, so i don't remember. Also, what you said about Keef made me realize that the magic voice did sound like him. Creepy!

InvaderPhantom16 - yes, a haunted plunger. Don't ask why I put that because I have no clue.

Sheol - This story will have an ending, I promise. In fact I've written an outline going to like 26 chapters and I'm still going! I think Torque torture won't be until the later chapters though, and when it comes...Torque will wish he was never born :P

ShakespearesAlexa - I updated earlier than expected. Cool, huh?

Well I have no more comments for past reviews. So, let's get this chapter going :D

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Dib slowly opened his eyes and slammed his hand on his alarm clock Morning already? Dib asked himself as he rubbed the sleep from his tired eyes. Weird, I don't remember going to sleep…I only remember a bright light and someone who reminded me of Keef…

Dib shook his head free from his thoughts and pushed back his covers. As he tried to leave the warm comforts of his bed, his foot got caught in the sheets, giving him a one-way ticket to a face-plant on the floor.

"Well, that was a great start to my day." Dib muttered sarcastically. He pushed himself off the floor and threw his covers back onto his bed. Grabbing his clothes for the day off of his desk, Dib walked out of his room and walked over to the bathroom. He was in desperate need of a shower, especially after the battle from last night.

He walked over to the shower and pulled the curtain closed before turning on the water. Then he began stripping off his clothes while he waited for the water to heat up. Tiredly, Dib placed his glasses on the sink before he hopped into the shower and sighed contently as the warm water hit him.

"This is just what I needed." He muttered to himself as he reached for some shampoo. Squirting a quarter-sized amount in his hands, he began rubbing it into his hair.

When his hair was completely lathered up, Dib let the water start rinsing it out, sighing happily as the warmth cascaded down from his head. As the water rinsed away any traces of shampoo, Dib reached for a rag and his favorite soap. He opened the soap bottle and the scent of pomegranates filled the air.

"Oops, this is Gaz's." Dib muttered as he put down the bottle and picked up his. He squeezed the soap onto the rag and began to rub all traces of dirt and dried blood off of his body, being careful around the wounds. He grimaced in slight pain as the soap stung his poor battle wounds. "Ouch!" Dib cried.

When he finished the awful task of washing himself, Dib rinsed the rag as well as himself in the water. Letting the water hit him in the face, Dib turned off the shower and pulled the curtain back. He grabbed a towel off of the rack that was on the wall and wrapped it around him. Gently stepping onto the floor mat so he wouldn't trip, Dib grabbed a second towel and began to rub his hair dry. He tossed the towel into a hamper when he was done.

He grabbed his clothes from the floor and put them on. It was his normal outfit of a dark blue shirt, jeans, and black shoes, with the other needed clothing as well. Turning towards the sink, Dib grabbed his glasses and put them on before glancing at the mirror and giving out a scream, blacking out instantly.

Dib woke up to the sensation of something cold and wet splashing on his face. He opened his eyes and blinked to see a very angry Gaz standing above him, holding an empty cup with water droplets dripping from it. Dib coughed up some water that had fallen into his mouth and stared at his sister, who looked angry enough to kill.

Gaz suddenly grabbed him by his collar and brought him insanely close to her face. "What are you doing?" Dib asked in a panic. He wondered what he could have done to make her so mad.

Gaz growls at him. "Who are you and how did you get in my house?" she demanded. Confused, Dib began to sit up but stopped when Gaz growled. "Don't move another muscle or I will send you to a nightmare world from which there is no escaping," she threatened. "Now who are you and how did you get in my house."

"What are you talking about, Gaz?" Dib asked, still really confused but also frightened.

"How do you know my name?" Gaz demanded.

"I'm your brother, I've known your name forever." Dib said bluntly.

Gaz chuckled evilly. "You? My brother? Ha! Funny joke." She sneered. "In case you didn't know, brother means a male sibling."

"I know that!" Dib shouted crossly. "I wasn't born yesterday."

Gaz slammed the empty cup on the sink. "Obviously you were," she said as she crossed her arms and glared down at Dib. "You claim to be my brother, but you're a girl."

Dib looked at his sister in surprise. "A girl? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I know my own anatomy and its male. Trust me." He said in confidence. Why is Gaz playing this stupid joke on me? It's obvious I'm not falling for it…and since when does Gaz joke around? Dib thought to himself.

Gaz rolled her eyes. "Ok Dib," she sneered. "If you are who you say you are, then you wouldn't mind answering some simple questions for me."

"If it will get you to stop messing with me, then whatever." Dib replied. "But can I get off the floor first?"

"No." Gaz said sharply. "Tell me your favorite pastime, if you really are Dib."

"Investigating the paranormal," Dib replied. After thinking for a minute he added, " And preventing Zim from taking over the world. Mainly the paranormal, fighting Zim is more of a cosmic duty."

Gaz puts her hands on her hips and glares at Dib. "That was an easy one, with enough research any dumb monkey could have told me that. What curse did Dib give me, causing me to destroy his haunted gummy bear collection?"

Dib shudders at the horrible memory of that awful experience. "I used a spell point from a spell drive to give you the Sense of the Shadow Hog, which was a stupid gift that made it so you could only eat hot dogs."

"Why did I save your stupid self from Zim?" Gaz asked, crossing her arms again.

"Which time?" Dib countered.

"Zim's space station." Gaz said with a smirk.

"Simple, Dad had the night off and it was your turn to pick where we would eat. However, Dad wouldn't take you to Bloaty's Pizza Hog unless I was there with you both. You saved me from being turned inside out. Zim came after us, but he was so freaked out by the Bloaty Bots." Dib chuckles as he remembers that day.

Gaz uncrosses her arms and looks shocked. "You are Dib…nobody knows about that except me, Dib, and Zim. What happened to you? You're a girl!" She screams at me furiously.

"Stop messing with me. The joke is getting old." Dib says standing up, confident he is no longer in danger of his sister's wrath. "I'm not a gi-" Dib turned and happened to glance at himself in the mirror. He let out a shrill scream and was surrounded by darkness immediately…again.

I was saved from the giant T-Rex this time, but he said he will be back...review so that he stays away! I love being favorited and followed but its your reviews that keep me writing, and from being eaten :P

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Oh, and the next update may be awhile since I have 2 new papers to work on. I'll try to write one quickly, but no promises.