The Conquest Chapter 14, a glee fanfic

"Mr. Schue, if I may, I'd like to say a few words." Rachel said. Everyone groaned, even Santana had to bite her lip to stop herself. They'd been rehearsing for an hour and Rachel had been pissing everyone off. "What?" Rachel said as she stood in the front of the room. She looked at Santana.

"Baby, you've been kind of... intense today." Santana said. Rachel glared. "Well, you asked!"

"I just wanted to inform all of you that my grandparents wanted to hold a pre-Sectionals Glee party team bonding thing this weekend.. I know it sounds kind of lame, but can you all please just humor them?" Rachel asked.

"Will there be booze?" Puck asked.

"Wha... I... No, Noah. This will be an alcohol free party. My grandparents are hosting it." Rachel said.

"Then the Puckster is out." he said.

"Wait, I think this would be a good bonding experience for all of you. I think you should all go." Mr. Schue said. Everyone nodded. "Rachel, would your grandparents be okay if we made it an entire weekend deal? Next week is your fall break, so there's no homework to worry about." the teacher said. Rachel nodded enthusiastically and Santana raised an eyebrow, which Rachel didn't fail to notice.

"What's wrong?" she whispered as she sat back down.

"Well... its just... the last time..." Rachel nodded.

"The last time we were at my grandmother's house, she told us we were in love and we broke up a week later?" Santana nodded. "Don't worry. We'll be fine. I'll talk to her beforehand, okay? I'll take care of it." she said. Santana smiled.

"Okay." she whispered.

"Rachel, Santana, can I have your attention?" the teacher asked. Sighing, Santana nodded. "As I was saying. This week, I'm splitting you all up into groups and you are to do three numbers that are complete opposites of what you'd normally choose. Since Matt has now returned, we can do seven groups of two. Each partner is to choose a song that is opposite of what they normally would and then the third song is one that you both agree on. It doesn't have to be an opposite. We can perform them Friday at Rachel's grandparent's house." he said.

"This is perfect. They have a stage in their basement." Rachel said, clapping.

"Does everyone in your family have stages in their basements?" Santana asked. Rachel shook her head, smiling at her girlfriend.

"Okay, let's choose the pairs." Mr. Schue said, grabbing the hat that held all of the Glee Club members names. The pairs were:

Santana and Mercedes

Rachel and Brittany

Tina and Puck

Matt and Quinn

Kurt and Mike

Artie and Sam

Finn and Lauren

"I wish we'd gotten each other." Rachel said. Santana smiled.

"Yea, but I sound great with Mercedes and with Brittany as a partner you're numbers will be awesome." she said. Rachel nodded and moved to discuss songs with Brittany.

"Santana, its not like its the first time you've met them. Why are you nervous?" Rachel asked as they drove to Rachel's grandparent's house.. Santana shrugged. "Tana, its going to be okay. I talked to my grandmother. Its fine." Rachel said. Santana relaxed. "Its going to be okay, baby." Santana nodded.

"We're going to be okay." the Latina said as Rachel pulled into the driveway and the pair walked into the house.

"Grandma? Grandpa?" Rachel called out.

"We're in the living room." The pair went into the room.

"Ah!" they screamed in unison as they saw Mr. Schue sitting on the couch.

"What are you doing here?" Santana yelled.

"Rachel! Santana! For God's sake, its just your teacher." Caroline said.

"What Santana meant was that we weren't expecting to see you here, Mr. Schuester." Rachel said, holding a hand over her chest.

"I wanted to hear the numbers." he said. Rachel blushed, thinking of her numbers, specifically her opposite. Richard stood up to hug the girls.

"Santana, what happened to your eye?" he asked. Rachel smiled widely.

"Santana got into a fight." she said. Caroline glanced at the Latina carefully. "She was defending me and everything." Rachel said dreamily. Soon, all the Glee members were in the house and Rachel led them to the basement, where Caroline and Richard had set up different snacks, a TV complete with an Xbox, a PS3, a Wii, and a Blu Ray player.

"Okay. We're going to perform the first numbers now. Then we'll eat, perform the second numbers, and then later on we'll perform the third numbers. But I'm making this a competition. At the end of each round, you'll each vote on the best number but this time you aren't allowed to vote for your own group. Then we'll take the winner from each round and they'll perform in front of Richard and Caroline and they'll choose the winner from that." Mr. Schue said.

"Wait... but they're Rachel's grandparents. What if she makes it to the final? Won't they be biased?" Puck asked.

"They're my biggest critics. Worse than myself or my fathers. If I have a flawed performance, they're the first to tell me. They'll have no problem being fair and honest." Rachel assured the club.

"Okay. First up we have Santana Lopez and Mercedes Jones." he said. The two went onto the mini stage and grabbed microphones.

"Okay so I chose the song A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez because I'd normally never go anywhere near a Selena Gomez song." Santana said, pressing play on the stereo.

Oooooh
Can you feel me when I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute, no matter what I do
My world is an empty place

Like I've been wondering the desert
For a thousand days
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain
Ooh, woooaaahh woaahh

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind
Can't you hear me calling
My heart is yearning
Like the ocean that's running dry
Catch me I'm falling

It's like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet
(Won't you save me)
There's gonna be a monsoon
When you get back to me
Oh, baby

I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain
Ooh, woooaaahh woaahh

So let this drought come to an end
And make this desert flower again
I'm so glad you found me
Stick around me
Baby, baby, baby, oh
It's a world of wonder with you in my life
So hurry, baby
Don't waste no more time
And I need you here
I can't explain
But day without you
It's like a year without rain
Ooh

I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain
Ooh, woooaaahh woaahh

Rachel clapped, smiling as Santana sat back down. "You were amazing, Santana." she whispered. The Latina smiled.

"Thanks, baby. I thought of you when I heard it." she said. Rachel kissed her softly, stood up, and walked to the stage.

"Next up is Rachel Berry and Brittany Pierce." Mr. Schue said.

"I picked this song because I don't really listen to music that I can't dance to and then Rachel showed me this song. She said that it was a good song and she wishes she had performed it when she and Santana were broken up, but now she had no reason to so this may be her only chance to perform it for us." Brittany said, smiling.

"Is it agaisnt the rules for Rachel to persuade Brittany to choose a certain song?" Santana asked, smiling at the diva.

"Oh shut up." Rachel said, smiling back as she pressed play.

Uh uh uh
I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinkin bout us (us)
What we gunna be?
Open my eyes, (Yeah)
it was only just a dream...

So I travel back (uh)
down that road (road)
Will she come back? (Uh)
No one knows
I realize (Yeah)
It was only just a dream.

I was at the top and now its like I'm in the basement
Number 1 spot, Now she find her a replacement
I swear now I can't take it
Knowing somebody's got my baby

Now you ain't around, baby I can't think
I shoulda put it down, shoulda got that ring
Cuz I can still feel it in the air
See her pretty face, run my fingers through her hair

My love of my life, My shawty, my wife
She left me, Im tied.
Cuz I knew that it just ain't right

I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinkin bout us (us)
What we gunna be?
Open my eyes, (Yeah)
it was only just a dream...

So I travel back (Uh)
Down that road (Yeah)
Will she come back? (back)
No one knows
I realize (Yeah)
It was only just a dream.

When I be ridin' man I swear I see your face at every turn
Trying to get my usher on but I can't let it burn
And I just hope she know that she the only one I yearn for
More and more, I miss her, when will I learn?
Didn't give her all my love
I guess now I got my payback

Now i'm in the club thinking all about my baby
HEY, she was so easy to love
But wait, I guess that love wasn't enough
I'm going through it everytime that I'm alone
And now I'm wishin' wishin' she'd pick up the phone
But she made a decision that she wanted to move on
Cause I was wrong.

I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinkin bout us (us)
What we gunna be?
Open my eyes, (Yeah)
it was only just a dream...

So I travel back (Uh)
Down that road (road)
Will she come back? (back)
No one knows
I realize (Yeah)
It was only just a dream...

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything

I was thinking about her
Thinking bout me
Thinkin bout us (us)
What we gunna be?
Open my eyes, (Yeah)
it was only just a dream...

So I travel back (Uh)
Down that road (road)
Will she come back? (back)
No one knows
I realize (Yeah)
It was only just a dream...

Rachel made her way back to Santana. "You wanted to sing Just A Dream to me when we were broken up?" the Latina asked. Rachel nodded and Santana smiled.

"Next up is Tina Cohen-Chang and Noah Puckerman."

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black stripe, yellow paint
Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face
Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake

Suede insides, my engine roarin'
It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it
And I got the petal to the metal
Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level

Hear them haters talk
But there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million
Got another million on my schedule

No love for a nigga breakin' hearts
No keys, push to start

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Got a call from my jeweler, this just in
Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends
Not a lesbian, but she a freak though
This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho

I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds
So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is
Got a pocketful of big faces
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Stay high like how I'm supposed to do
That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you
And my car look unapproachable
Super clean but it's super mean

She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks
Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap
I let her get high, she want and she feel that
Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
You already know what it is, man
And if you don't, you should by now

Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

"Next up is Matt Rutherford and Quinn Fabray."

Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partyin to the a.m.
Yall don't understand
Make me throw my hands in the
ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer

Hey this my jam, yall don't understand
I'll make you understand
what's pumpin in my CD player, player
probably all night like yayer yayer
Shawty got her hands in the ayer, ayer
Make me wanna take you dayer
There I go here I go here is my song
DJ bring it back come in my zone
I get paid for them couple bonez
The next wop until the early morn
I need that crunk when I'm up in tha club
Even my when my chevy pull up on them dubs
Give me that drop yellow waist like a drug
Lil mama hot and she might show me love
O hot damn
Celebrate to the A.M
I love it so much it got me sayin

Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partyin' till the A.M
Yall don't understand, make me throw my hands
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer

Hey Hey I might just start the wave
Like I'm at a ball game do my thang
Hands up high I got money in tha bank
I'm so fly 747 pain
Rock it no stop it how I got my name
Baby keep poppin you might get tha fame
Walk tha red carpet wont see you the same
I get tha stuntin forget my name
Start with me
Ride with me
Represent tha city vibe with me
Make me throw it up ma timid in tha club
Go ahead throw it up gotta wonder
How much to show enough to stare(stare)
I'm hood so it's really unfair (unfair)
Shorty go ahead and get bare(bare)
We aint gonna treat our city like the mayor (mayor)

Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Yall don't understand, make me throw my hands
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer

Alright now stop oooo put your hands in the ayer it's a stick (a stick up stick up) it's a stick up just to tha ceilin baby put your hands up (put your put your) hands up in the ayer

"Next up is Kurt Hummel and Mike Chang."

In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so cold?
As the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talkin' to me though
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me though

I mean after all the things that we've been through
I mean after all the things we got into
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me
Hey yo, I did some things but that's the old me

And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend, well I got homies
But in the end it's still so lonely

How could be so Dr. Evil?
You're bringin' out a side of me that I don't know
I decided we wasn't goin' speak so
Why we up 3 a.m. on the phone?

Why does she be so mad at me for?
Homie, I don't know, she's hot and cold
I won't stop, won't mess my groove up
'Cause I already know how this thing go

You run and tell your friends that you're leavin' me
They say that they don't see what you see in me
You wait a couple months then you gon' see
You'll never find nobody better than me

Talkin', talkin', talkin' talk
Baby let's just knock it off
They don't know what we been through
They don't know 'bout me and you

So I got somethin' new to see
And you just gon' keep hatin' me
And we just gon' be enemies

I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gon' take off tonight
Into the night

"Next up is Artie Abrams and Sam Evans."

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can't take it, yeah, I can't shake it, no

I can't wait to see you
'Want to see if you still got that look in your eyes
That one you had for me before we said our goodbyes

And it's a shame that we got to spend our time
Being mad about the same things
Over and over again
About the same things
Over and over again

Ohh, but I think she's leaving
Ooh man, she's leaving
I don't know what else to do
(I can't go on not loving you)

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again, yeah
And I can't take it, yeah, I can't shake it, no

I remember the day you left
I remember the last breath you took right in front of me
When you said that you would leave
(Over and over again)

Ohh, but I see clearly now
And this choice I made keeps playing in my head
Over and over again
Playing my head
Over and over again

Ohh, I think she's leaving
Ooh man, she's leaving
I don't know what else to do
(I can't go on not loving you)

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can't take it, I can't shake it, no

Now that I've realized that I'm going down
From all this pain you've put me through
Every time I close my eyes, I lock it down, oh
I can't go on not loving you

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can't take it, I can't shake it

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can't keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah

'Cause it's all in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can't take it, I can't shake it, no

Over and over again
Over and over again
'Cause it's all in my head

"Next up is Finn Hudson and Lauren Zizes."

Sara Beth is scared to death
To hear what the doctor will say
She hasn't been well, since the day that she fell
And the bruise it just won't go away

So she sits and she waits with her mother and dad
And flips through an old magazine
Till the nurse with the smile stands at the door
And says, Will you please come with me?

Sara Beth is scared to death
Cause the doctor just told her the news
Between the red cells and white, something's not right
But we're gonna take care of you

Six chances in ten, it won't come back again
With the therapy we're gonna try
It's just been approved, it's the strongest there is
And I think we caught it in time
And Sara Beth closes her eyes

And she dreams she's dancing
Around and around without any cares
And her very first love is holding her close
And a soft wind is blowing her hair

Sara Beth is scared to death
As she sits holding her mom
Cause it would be a mistake for someone to take
A girl with no hair to the prom

For just this morning, right there on her pillow
Was the cruelest of any surprise
And she cried when she gathered it all in her hands
The proof that she couldn't deny
And Sara Beth closes her eyes

And she dreams she's dancing
Around and around without any cares
And her very first love was holding her close
And a soft wind is blowing her hair

It's quarter to seven, that boy's at the door
And her daddy ushers him in
And when he takes off his cap
They all start to cry
Cause this morning where his hair had been
Softly she touches just skin

And they go dancing
Around and around without any cares
And her very first true love is holding her close
And for a moment she isn't scared

They break for dinner and then come back for round two. "Okay I counted your votes for the first round and the winners are Artie Abrams and Sam Evans with Over and Over." Mr. Schue said. Everyone clapped. "Okay first up, Santana and Mercedes."

"Okay so Santana made me choose a song from Aly & AJ because I hate them." Mercedes said.

It took too long, it took too long
It took to long for you to call back
And normally I would just forget that
Except for the fact it was my birthday
My stupid birthday

I played along, I played along
I played along, it rolled right off my back
But obviously my armor was cracked
What kind of a boyfriend would forget that?
Who would forget that?

The type of guy who doesn't see
What he has until she leaves
Don't let me go
'Cause without me you know you're lost
Wise up now or pay the cost
Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
Winnin' me

You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby please, please tell me

We got along, we got along
We got along until you did that
Now all I want is just my stuff back
Do you get that?
Let me repeat that, I want my stuff back

You can send it in a box
I don't care just drop it off
I won't be home
'Cause without me you know you're lost
Minus you I'm better off
Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
W-w-w-winnin' me

You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

You can try, you can try
You know I know it'd be a lie
Without me you're gonna die
So you better think clearly, clearly
Before you nearly, nearly
Mess up the situation
That your gonna miss dearly, dearly, c'mon

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
W-w-w-winnin' me

You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby, please, please tell me

This is the potential makeup song
Please just admit you're wrong
Which will it be? Which will it be?

"Next up, Rachel and Brittany."

"I chose this song because it clearly is not something I would normally sing." Rachel said.

Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is...

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we back at it some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.

Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, Louis Vitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a nigga go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
her boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is...)
sexy can I.

Sexy can I, visit you at work?
When you sliding down the pole,
no panties, no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that booty talk,
Baby damn, you is da shit
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is...)
Sexy can I

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.

I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon
When I give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta and she a go getta
You already know she...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I sing for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
let it air dry.
And if you ain't f**kin' tonight
Man you can watch that tour bus go by

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we back at it some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.

"Damn Rach. That was hot." Santana whispered as her girlfriend sat down, smiling as she blushed.

"Next up is Tina and Puck."

With you, with you

I wish we had another time
I wish we had another place

Now Romeo and Juliet
Bet they could never felt the way we felt
Bonnie and Clyde never had the highlight
We do, we do

You and I, both know it can't work
It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt
And I don't, I won't let that be you

Now you don't wanna let go
And I don't wanna let you know
There might be something real between us two
Who knew?

Now we don't wanna fall
But we're tripping in our hearts
And it's reckless and clumsy
'Cause I know you can't love me here

I wish we had another time
I wish we had another place

But everything we have is stuck in the moment
And there's nothing my heart can do
To fight with time and space
'Cause I'm still stuck in the moment with you

See like Adam and Eve, tragedy was a destiny
Like Sonny and Cher, I don't care, I got you, baby
See we both fighting every inch of our fiber
'Cause in a way it's gonna end right
But we are both too foolish to stop

Now you don't wanna let go
And I don't wanna let you know
There might be something real between us two
Who knew?

And we don't wanna fall
But we're tripping in our hearts
And it's reckless and clumsy
And I know you can't love me here

I wish we had another time
I wish we had another place

But everything we have is stuck in the moment
And there's nothing my heart can do
To fight with time and space
'Cause I'm still stuck in the moment with you

See like just because this cold, cold world saying we can't be
Baby, we both have the right to disagree
And I ain't with it

And I don't wanna be so old and gray
Reminiscing 'bout these better days
But convention's telling us to let go
So we'll never know

I wish we had another time
I wish we had another place

'Cause everything we did
And everything we have is stuck in the moment
Yeah

I wish we had another time
I wish we had another place, oh, no, no

But everything we have is stuck in the moment
And there's nothing my heart can do
To fight with time and space
I'm still stuck in the moment with you

"Next up is Matt and Quinn."

Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor
Reachin' for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you
now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need
you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need
you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need
you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

woah woaaah.
Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothin' at all

It's a quarter after one I'm all alone and I need you
now
And I said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I
need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

I just need you now
Ooo, baby, I need you now

"Next up is Kurt and Mike."

He was sittin there his brush in hand
Painting waves as they danced upon the sand
With every stroke he brought to life
The deep blue of the ocean against a morning sky
I asked him if he only painted ocean scenes
He said, For twenty dollars I'll paint you anything

Could you paint me a Birmingham
Make it look just the way I planned
A little house on the edge of town
Porch goin' all the way around

Put her there in the front yard swing
Cotton dress, make it early spring
For a while she'll be mine again
If you could paint me a Birmingham

He looked at me with glowing eyes
And took a canvas from a bag there by his side
Picked up a brush and said to me
Son just where in this picture would you like to be?
And I said, If there's any way you can
Could you paint me back into her arms again?

Could you paint me a Birmingham
Make it look just the way I plan
A little house on the edge of town
Porch goin' all the way around

Put her there in the front yard swing
Cotton dress, make it early spring
For a while she'll be mine again
If you could paint me a Birmingham

Paint me a Birmingham
Make it look just the way I plan
A little house on the edge of town
Porch goin' all the way around

Put her there in the front yard swing
Cotton dress, make it early spring
For a while she'll be mine again
If you could paint me a Birmingham
Paint me a Birmingham

"Next up is Artie and Sam."

Yo this is Nappy Boy Radio live
With your boy Artie, we love rap music
Listen, uh, we got a caller on line one
Caller, what's your problem?

Hello, I'm on the radio with Artie
How's it goin'?
It ain't goin' good
My girl ain't doin' her things she used to do and oh

I got just what you need
Brand new Chris Brown, T-Pain
You heard it hear first Nappy Boy Radio
We love you

Hey, she want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

I'm a country boy from Tappahannock, VA is where I reside
So shawty understand it and I know I just turned 18
And I get a little mannish and you see the bandana hangin'
That means I'm like a bandit like, like a bandit, bandit

I got paper girl, the Lamborghini
With the spider seats, you never seen it
So get it shawty, we parkin' lot pimpin' in my dome
And I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

I'm the epitome of this demonstration, I got the remedy
You feelin' me, so why is you hatin' my anatomy?
It's bird like, yeah, you heard right
[ From: . ]
Girl, I'm the king so that means I'm fly, fly

If you with it girl, get it poppin'
Girl with me, ain't no stoppin'
So get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my dome
I know what you want

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey, dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

Shawty, let me holla at you, you so hot, hot, hot, hot
You think I'd be hollen', if you not, not, not, not?
I'm king of the town, you can take a look around
Teddy Penderaz down is in the spot, spot, spot, spot

I got money on me
Baby girl, no problem
You rollin' shawty?
Let's hit McDonald's
It's SE and Artie, I'm a Nappy Boy

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be

She want that lovey dovey
(Lovey dovey)
That kiss, kiss
(Kiss, kiss)
In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me

They hatin' on me
(Hatin' on me)
They wanna diss, diss
(Kiss, kiss)
Because she mine and so fine, thick as can be, yeah

We are live back on Nappy Boy Radio, this is your boy DJ Artie
I gotta get outta here man, I just wanna leave with it
If you ain't got it by now then you're just ain't getting it

Let's go, Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy
Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy
Boy, I say, Nappy Boy and Pretty Boy
Nappy, Nappy, Nappy and Pretty Boy
Let's go

5, 4, 3, 0, yeah

"Next up is Finn and Lauren."

You think I'm pretty without any make-up on
You think I'm funny when I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me, I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy, you brought me to life
Now every February you'll be my valentine, valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I, we'll be young forever

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and built a floor out of sheets
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I, we'll be young forever

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

I'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

I'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

They took a quick break while Mr. Schue counted the votes. "Okay so the winners for the second round are Santana Lopez and Mercedes Jones with Potential Breakup Song." Everyone clapped. "We'll start off with our winners, Santana and Mercedes."

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo, solo

Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally doing me and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I like
Going to the club everything's alright, oh

No one to answer to
No one that's gonna argue, no
And since I got that hold off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah

Told me get my shit together
Now I got my shit together, yeah
Now I made it through the weather
Better days are gonna get better

I'm so sorry that it didn't work out
I'm movin' on
I'm so sorry but it's over now
The pain is gone

I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

Now I'm feelin' how I should
Never knew single could feel this good, oh
Stop playin' misunderstood
Back in the game, who knew I would, oh

So flat, I'mma spread my wings
(From: .net/read/j/jason-derulo-lyrics/ridin_)
Loving myself makes me wanna sing
Oh, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Told me get my shit together
Now I got my shit together, yeah
Now I made it through the weather
Better days are gonna get better

I'm so sorry that it didn't work out
I'm movin' on
I'm so sorry but it's over now
The pain is gone

I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

Ridin' solo, solo, I'm ridin' solo
Solo, solo, solo, solo

It's like S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
I'm living my life, ain't got stress no more

I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo
I'm ridin' solo, solo
I'm ridin' solo, solo

"Next up is Rachel and Brittany."

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
This a hickie or a bruise

( pre chorus )
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well

It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure
It ruled
Damn

( Chorus )
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
and got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop Whoa
But this Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

( pre chorus )
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well

It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure
It ruled
Damn

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

"Next up is Tina and Puck."

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
'Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down
Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
'Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'm 'na tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

"Next up is Matt and Quinn."

Sing it out,
Boy, you got to see what tomorrow brings.
Sing it out,
Girl, you got to be what tomorrow needs.

For every time.
That they want to count you out,
Use your voice,
every single time you open up your mouth.

Sing it for the boys,
Sing it for the girls,
Every time that you lose it sing it for the world.
Sing it from the heart,
Sing it till you're nuts,
Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts.
Sing it for the deaf,
Sing it for the blind,
Sing about everyone that you left behind.
Sing it for the world,
Sing it for the world.

Sing it out,
Boy, they're gonna sell what tomorrow needs
Sing it out,
Girl, they're gonna kill what tomorrow brings
You've got to make a choice,
If the music drowns you out.
And raise your voice,
Every single time they try and shut your mouth.

Cleaned-up corporation progress,
Dying in the process.
Children that can talk about it,
Living on the webways.
People moving sideways,
Sell it till your last days.
Buy yourself the motivation,
Generation nothing.
Nothing but a dead scene,
Product of a white dream.
I am not the singer that you wanted,
but a dancer.
I refuse to answer,
Talk about the past,
Sir and wrote it for the ones who want to get away.

Keep running!

You've got to see what tomorrow brings!
Sing it for the world,
Sing it for the world.
Yeah, you've got to be what tomorrow needs!
Sing it for the world,
Sing it for the world.

"Next up is Kurt and Mike."

I-I-I-I-I-I
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me some space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands

Yeah, yeah
'Cause it's goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ayo
Gotta let go

I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ayo
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

'Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just what the [unverified] I came here to do
Yeah, yeah

'Cause it's goes on and on and on
And It goes on and on and on
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ayo
Gotta let go

I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ayo
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

'Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I'm gonna take it all like
I'm gonna be the last one standing
I drove around like
I'm gonna be the last one landing

'Cause I-I-I believe it
And I-I-I, I just want it all
I just want it all
I'm gonna put my hands in the air
Ha-hands in the air
Put your hands in the air-air-air-air-air-air-air-air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying ayo
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying ayo
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

'Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

"Next up is Artie and Sam."

Oh my gosh
Baby, let me
I did it again, so I'mma let the beat drop
Oh my

Baby, let me love you down
There's so many ways to love you
Baby, I can break you down
There's so many ways to love you

Got me like, oh my God, I'm so in love
I found you finally, you make me want to say

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh my gosh
You make me want to say
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh

I fell in love with shawty when I seen her on the dance floor
She was dancin' sexy, p-p-poppin', droppin', droppin' low
Never, ever has a lady hit me on the first sight
This was something special, this was just like dynamite

Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh, wow
Girl, you know I'm lovin' your, lovin' your style
Check, check, check, check, check-checkin' you out, like

Oh, she got it all
Sexy from her head to toe
And I want it all and all and all

Baby, let me love you down
There's so many ways to love you
Baby, I can break you down
There's so many ways to love you

Got me like, oh my gosh, I'm so in love
I found you finally, you make me want to say

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh my gosh
You make me want to say, you make me want to say
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh

Fell so hard for honey out of all the girls up in the club
This one got me whipped just after one look, yup, I fell in love
This one something special, this one just like dynamite
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, out of sight

Fell in love with honey like my, oh my
Honey, look, you're wonderful, fly, so fly
Honey like a super-model, my, oh my
Baby, how you do that make a grown man cry

Oh, baby, you got it all
Sexy from her head to toe
And I want it all and all and all

So honey let me love you down
There's so many ways to love you
Baby, I can break it down
There's so many ways to love you

Got me like, oh my gosh, I'm so in love
I found you finally, you make me want to say

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh my gosh
Oh my gosh, oh my, oh my
Oh, o-oh my gosh

Oh my gosh
I did it again, so I'mma let the beat drop
O-o-oh my, o-o-oh my my my my my my
Oh my gosh

O-o-oh my, o-o-oh my my my my my my
Oh my gosh
O-o-oh my, o-o-oh my my my my my my
Oh my gosh

"Next up is Finn and Lauren."

Chorus]
{4..3...2...2..}
A-2 Steeeeep, a-2 Steeeep (REMIIIIIIIIIIX!)
Now gon' n 2 Step, (2 Step) now gon' n 2 Step (2 Step)
Now gon' n 2 Step, (2 Step) now gon' n 2 Step (2 Step)
Now get, jiggy wit it, (jiggy wit it) now get, jiggy wit it (jiggy wit it)
Now get, jiggy wit it, (jiggy wit it) now get, jiggy wit it, (jiggy wit it)
(REMIIIIIIIIIIIX!)
Now gon' n 2 Step! (2 Step!) Aye, watch me 2 Step! (2 Step)
Now can you 2 Step! (2 Step!) Like I 2 Step! (2 Step!)
Watch me get, jiggy wit it, watch me get, jiggy wit it
Watch me get, jiggy wit it, watch me get, jiggy wit it
Gon n' 2 Step

[T-Pain - over chorus]
You can actually hear me 2 Steppin while I'm recordin this
you know dat right? (This is the remiiiiix!)

[T-Pain]
Ay, you know my bank roll (roll!), got a lot of zero's (zero's!)
Teddy Pain (Teddy Pain), the Tallahassee hero (hero!)
I done got a crib (ayy!), now I'm in The A (ayy!)
2 Steppin lemme show you how I do this thang (thang!)
Take yo left foot, put it out in the front
and do it - mmmmmerrrrrrrrrahh...like this (AYY!)
Now if you look around the club, you would notice cain't nobody do it
qui...iiiiiiite - like this (AYY!)
Ay! Shades on, dem Oakley's to be exact
Now when I sang my song, I'ma bring dem hoes in the back
and you know, I'm the hottest nigga 'round!
So when I get 'em up to my room, I got 'em poundin me down, let's get it..

[Chorus: T-Pain's version]
{4.. (4!) 3... (3!) 2... (2!) 2..}
Hey, hey, hey 2 Steeeeep, (OH!) 2 Steeeep (let's go!)
Now gon' n 2 Step, (Oh!) now gon' n 2 Step (Oh!)
Now watch me 2 Step, (OH!) now watch me 2 Step (OH!)
Now get, jiggy wit it, (REMIX!) now get, jiggy wit it (REMIX!)
Now get, jiggy wit it, (REMIX!) now get, jiggy wit it, (jiggy wit it)
(Now gon n 2 Step) (Ay, AY!)

[DJ Unk]
{4..} Steppin to the right, wipe me down manye
{3...} Steppin to the left, with yer stunna frames
{2...} By this time the WORLD know what to do
It's goin down 2 Steppin REMIX! Unk, what it do?
I'm back one mo' geeeen, wit another one ('nother one)
2 Steppin, gettin jiggy baby have some fun (have some fun)
They said it couldn't be dooooone, I guess I got it crackin (got it crackin)
2 Steppin, ay bay-BAY (AYYY!) (That's what's hap'nin)
Now gawn n get it shawty, the charts I climb back on (climb back on)
One-hit wonder, bet dey wonder how I do it all (do it all)
They got dey steps wrooooong, dey try to bite mine (bite mine)
Let's see what's hap'nin when I count down, one more time - GO

[T-Pain's Chorus]

[Jim Jones - over chorus]
Money's on the fadeaway
NYC, you know how we do it

[Jim Jones]
Now catch us 2 Steppin, I got my goons reppin (DipSet!)
We turn the VIP into the "do it, do it" section (do it)
You know the jewel selection (blingin), I'm blue VVS'in (flawless)
We ain't gon' talk about the whips, you know the Coupe selection ('Raris!)
And I got everything that you want (yep), I'm registered to two ?park?
(check)
I get bread like croutons (dough), I make dough like cru'issants (bread)
I'm Grey Poupon (yep), Bentley fuckin' baby (baby)
"What the fuck is you on?" (what?) It's how I'm livin' lady (lady)
Like Queens call the car dealer then the {?} dealer
Now we out at Vegas, poker face with the card dealer (westsiiide)
The hard nigga (yep), gone off ta hard liquor (Jones)
You better watch your ass when them foreign cars wheeler (I'm back!)

[T-Pain's Chorus]

[E-40 - over chorus]
Official remix! Official remix!
Official remix! eeRRRRRAH!

[E-40]
I'm in my Cutlass on two shoes (two shoes)
Breakin all the rules (the rules)
Two hitters manye two fools! (two fools!)
Two hammers manye two 2's! (two 2's!)
Shinin like a chandelier ('lier)
Diamonds up in my ear (ear)
Sick Wid It trophy on my neck, I dang near wear it anywhurr
Too much candy on my ride (ride)
Too many rumors I done died (died)
Too many haters on this surface
All my life it ain't been certs (it ain't been certs)
Started off real small (real small)
But now my mail is tall (tall)
Had to walk before I crawled
I had my back against the wall (back against the wall)
Two faces not us, two faces at once, grittin it gettin it in
Hustlers R Us, never no punk, I'll 2 Step on yo' chin
I see some brahs (I see some brahs)
2 Steppin by they lonesome (by they lonesome)
These square suckers they actin like dey don't wanna (don't wanna)
[E-40 sings]
Dey don't know, dey don't know, dey don't know! (they don't know)
You gotta find 'em doe, send 'em doe, break 'em doooooe-oooh (break 'em though)
You gotta get the dough, get the dough, get the dough
I mean get it manye rain, shine, sleet, or snooooow-oooh
[overlaps first part of chorus]
See I managed wit it (managed wit it), I get jiggy wit it (jiggy wit it)
eh-ha ha!
ERRRUGH! (Whoooooooo)

[T-Pain's Chorus 2X]

"The winners of the final round are Rachel Berry and Brittany Pierce with Last Friday Night. Artie and Sam, Brittany and Rachel, and Santana and Mercedes will now perform their numbers again for Richard and Caroline. First up are the winners from the first round, Artie Abrams and Sam Evans.