Chapter 4
A/N I will be time skipping forward to the graduation and team assignments. And once again I must sadly declare that I do not own naruto otherwise it might still be before the chunin exams.
The early morning sun rose gently over the ninja village. The morning was deceptively calm after the events of the previous night's events. At about this time our hero, still clad in his iconic orange jumpsuit despite the kyuubi's insistence that it was as tacky as it was likely to kill him, awoke from his slumber still aching from his fight with Mizuki and stumbled into the kitchen of his apartment to find his pseudo uncle Kakashi Hatake already planning the best way to arrive late to the team assignments, while reading his trademark orange clad book.
'is he REALLY planning to be late today!' naruto half asked kyuubi half thought to himself incredulously 'tell that pervert if he is he is going to answer to ME, ' naruto's resident/ father figure responded 'Seal or no seal if he's late I'm going to tear his fucking books into pieces so small not even the perverted Sanin who wrote them would recognize them .' Naruto scoffed at the fox's response but nevertheless relayed the message to the silver haired jonin on his couch.
"Kakashi- san the Fox said if you're late he'll destroy your entire collection of those orange books that you like so much," Naruto flashed his foxlike smile "even the ones in the safe under your bed"
Said jonin paled and nodded vigorously to confirm that he had understood the message and Naruto picked up the red sheath that sat on the wall closest to the door on his way out.
'Sometimes I don't know who scares me more Naruto or the Fox' The jonin thought 'although what scares me more is that I honestly don't know' he shivered and returned to reading his smut when he noticed a slight char mark growing on the corner of the book that grew for every minute he wasted reading it. "NARUTOOOOOO!"
The orange jacket wearing ninja suddenly sneezed and fell onto the pavement and almost broke an arm. 'guess he found out' the innocent sounding fox inside his head laughed 'took him long enough'
Naruto laughed at his father figure's prank and took off once more onto the rooftops and made it quite early to the academy. As he entered the room his friends Shikamaru Nara and Hinata Hyuuga walked up to him.
"Hey guys what's up" asked naruto in his overthetop manner… which meant that he could be heard across the village. "n-n-nothing much n-n-naruto-san" said the dark purple haired heiress while the kid with the pineapple shaped haircut replied "nothing too troublesome although they might have heard you in suna"
Suddenly the rest of the class filed in which meant that HE would be there. Naruto scrambled to find a seat but was thwarted by the fangirl swarm that always seemed to find out where HE would sit beforehand. 'Crap' he thought to himself 'another day sitting next to the emo with the duck ass haircut', and sure enough the last "loyal" uchiha sauntered into the room and sat down as far as he could away from the fangirls wich more often than not was right next to Naruto, him being a kind of human shield for the arrogant emo. But thankfully iruka arrived earlier than usual and, seeng the class already seated decided that there would be no harm in starting a bit early.
"ok class lets see who will be with who"
a/n I will end it there for anyone has any suggestions for it I will do my best to incorporate it into my story. Please please please review because otherwise I don't know if I am writing crap or if its halfway decent.