Standard Disclaimer

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Kyuubi"

Gonoyi's Secret

"Horika I say again…" Gonoyi started. "Don't you say it." Horika interrupted coldly. "I'm gonna say it…" Gonoyi replied with a sly smile. "Don't you dare." Horika snapped. "Fine I won't… you damn bitch

you had to say that Naruto was a wimp didn't you?" Gonoyi screamed obviously pissed. "Hey you said that you wouldn't say it again." Horika countered. "Yeah well… I lied." He said with another sly

smile sneaking onto his face. It is for that reason that Horika angrily punched his face, causing him to fall down about 3 stories. "I'm OK." He called weakly. Shortly after that the medic nin Ikira came

down and examined his injuries. "it's OK he only has a broken nose from the punch." She called to the rest of the nin. "Oh and Gonoyi?" she muttered to him. "yes Ikira?" he responded "You might not

want to read or watch your porn movies until your nose heals, it might cause you to lose too much blood." She said sweetly. "DAMN IT. Why'd you have to punch me Horika?" he yelled at said nin.

"Because you pissed me off that's why." She called back smartly.

About 300 miles from the hunter nin's current position Naruto had just come out of the world of the seal (he had been in there for 3 days). Zabuza woke up to a dense fog. "Wow WHAT THE FUCK is

going on here." He yelled just before he drew is practice stick to block a slash and received a bonk on the head for his troubles. "Ow damn it Naruto did you have to go for the head and what's with the

fog?" He asked rubbing his head. "Simple the Kyuubi tried to kill me then he flipped me off and then he gave me a chakra boost for no reason and I've been asleep on my feet ever since until about 5

minutes ago when I got woken up by a scream that sounded like someone who was no longer aloud to read or watch porn lest he lose too much blood." Naruto said simply. "Then the hunters are

getting close at the moment I don't want to encounter them because with you with me they would… DID YOU SAY THE KYUUBI!" Zabuza screamed, so loud that the third Hokage heard him, just

processing what Naruto had said. "Yes, yes I did. Just to let you know he lives in my gut." Naruto said with a sly smile (much like Gonoyi's only bigger). "Wonderful. Ok Naruto question: can you control

his chakra?" Zabuza asked inquisitively. "Well sort of." Naruto said defensively(ish) "Well," Zabuza said slyly, "that's what we'll teach you to do as soon as we get to camp and pack up." "Pack up? I

thought that we were going to get my chest fixed?" Naruto said obviously confused. "Well we were… but apparently that demon chakra healed you up quite nicely." Zabuza explained. "OK works for

me." Naruto said to Zabuza 'YOU HEAR THAT FOX? TIME TO EARN YOUR KEEP!' "Yeah, yeah I heard so just shut up you gaki." 'Gaki? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN YO TEME.' Kyuubi was

about to answer when Zabuza asked "Hey Naruto do you want see my camp and avoid the hunters or are you going to stand there all day staring off into space?" "Huh, oh yeah sorry Zabuza –sensei

I was just talking to the Kyuubi." Naruto answered. "Oh great that's just great. Now you can talk to him?" Zabuza muttered more to himself than to Naruto.

Back to Gonoyi, Horika, and Ikira Gonoyi had tried to pull out his limited edition "MAKE OUT PARIDISE" book (very similar to the one that Kakashi was buried with) and seeing that Ikira had stolen it and

Horika had been sent to the back with the rest of the hunter nin seeing as Gonoyi was a scout he knew how to sneak up on people making him the best to lead the mission. "Stupid Gonoyi saying that

I should go to the back of the squad." She muttered to herself "Well Horika you were the one who said that Naruto was so weak that he could be taken out with just one squad." Ikira pointed out.

"SHUT UP IKIRA YOU'LL GIVE US AWAY." Horika snapped quickly covering her own mouth. "shh." Gonoyi responded cutting off the string of swears that Ikira had begun. They had just reached Zabuza's

camp where Naruto and Zabuza were breaking camp. "Ok Horika you take him and her (pointing to generic nin) and you try to take Naruto I'll take the rest and take Zabuza got it?" Gonoyi said giving

orders "sir yes sir." The hunters replied as they jump toward the camp. "NARUTO GET DOWN!" Zabuza yelled as he pushed Naruto down to the ground. "hey Zabuza what was that for?" Naruto

snapped. "That's what it was for." Zabuza answered pointing at the tree that was behind Naruto. There was a kunai knife where his head would be. "They're here." Zabuza said menacingly "Who?"

Naruto asked "Who do you think the hunters that's who." "Shit." "No duh now Naruto go hide and kill anyone who comes near with that secret technique I taught you." "you mean the one that Jraiya

knows?" "Yes that's the one. Now go." Zabuza yelled just as Gonoyi jumped down. "Gonoyi it's been awhile." "Yes, yes it has Zabuza – sensei."

End Chapter

Ohh twist (and a real one this time) so please R&R sorry no preview later.