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"Speech"
'Thought'
"Kyuubi"
'Singing'
The Battle at Last
"Jerk." Gonoyi said for the… Damn I lost count at around 14,648, ah-well. "You know what
Gonoyi?" Zabuza asked irritated (with an anger mark on the back of his head) "No… what?" Gonoyi asked looking around hoping that his squad would wake up faster, but it didn't look like that would
happen any time soon (author smiles evilly) "When you supposedly died I was actually glad after a while because I wouldn't have to listen to your complaining!" Zabuza roared (you know that is very
uncharacteristic over Zabuza don't you think hmmmm?) as Gonoyi shank to about the size of an ant when Zabuza's head grew to the size of a minivan.
Random
Orochimaru was singing to himself while playing a game where you sing to match a pitch (and Orochimaru is a terrible singer) '…Whatcha don't understand is that I catch a grenade for you, Throw my head
on a blade for ya, I'd jump in front of a…' it was at that point that Kabuto walked in to the door way which by chance was the direction that Orochimaru was facing. "…" Kabuto stared. And seeing Kabuto
Orochimaru stopped singing and his already pale face got even paler (if that's possible).
Random end
"Can we start before I fall asleep of boredom?" Naruto yawned. "Sure Naruto." Zabuza said with a grin that would cause a certain sharky Akakatski member to run for his mommy. And with that
Zabuza shot at Gonoyi with a demon like speed. Horika, Ikira, and Naruto just stood there and watch Gonoyi dodge Zabuza's attacks. "You know I think who ever started calling him the Demon of the
Mist was accurate he is like a demon." Horika said with a whistle. "Yeah don't I know it, I spent the last 3 days training against him by now if me and him where sparring then I would have mock died
already." Naruto said blankly. "Hey I have a question." Ikira said as she watched her squad jump in to help Gonoyi only to die in the next stroke. "What?" Naruto and Horika asked her at the same
time. "Simple, if we are her to take Naruto back to the village, then why is the squad throwing it self at Zabuza?" Ikira asked. "Oh that's easy," Naruto started, "Zabuza has this aura about him that
makes his enemies adopt the fight or flight instinct. Mainly it's the fight; only the smart ones have the sense to flee." "Oh that makes sense." Horika said. "So why aren't we trying to capture Naruto?"
Ikira asked Horika "Because it's fun to watch Gonoyi get his ass whopped." Horika answered with the air of someone seeing their idol. (She is a twisted women don't you think.) "Okay then now it's my
turn." Gonoyi shouted and began making hand signs that no one has seen put together in such a way before. "So this is Gonoyi's signature move." Ikira stared. "Yep. And if it turns out anything like
last time we need to back up about 5 feet." Horika said while calmly backing up 7 feet. "Oh trust me Horika," Gonoyi yelled at her, "I've got it mastered this time." He said with a devilish smile that
made Zabuza's previous smile (the sharky one) look like a happy grin. And with that Gonoyi shouted at an unheard of volume "CHAKRA SWORD!"
End Chapter
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