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"Kyuubi"

Sasuke Returns

"Damn it" Gonoyi swore as he, Horika, and Ikira left the Hokage's office. "Oh My God you didn't talk in Caps when you swore!" Horika said faking at being astonished. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE!"

Gonoyi roared, and Horika could tell that when he was this mad he would try to kill her if she tried to poke fun at him. "Uh Gonoyi why exactly are you mad?" Ikira asked expecting him to try and kill her.

"Simple we are all that is left from our squad, and Sarutobi has us and only us tracking down Naruto when there is an entire village full of nin how would love to track down his ass." "Okay sorry I

asked." Ikira said with a hint of sarcasm. "Well if we're going to track him down then we need to move now because he has a hostage." "WHAT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO WE NEED TO MOVE RIGHT

NOW!" Horika roared making Gonoyi shrink back in horror. "Okay then let's get going." Ikira said as they left the village.

At a new camp Zabuza stared at Naruto and Hinata as they sat around a fire where both of their blushes are as easy to see as the fire crackled. "So I you two want some alone time with each other

then I have one request… use a tent okay? Just use a tent." Zabuza said with a sly smile. It took a few minutes to for Naruto and Hinata to realize what he meant. And when they did their eyes grew

to the size of dinner plates. And then they blushed a shade of red that made Hinata's blush (when Naruto and Hinata mat outside of Konoha) look like neon pink. And then Naruto got up and said that

he was going to bed. "But Naruto, you haven't eaten." Zabuza said. "Yeah I'm not hungry." Naruto replied. "Why Naruto, you don't even want ramen?" Zabuza asked with a sharky smile, which made

his previous sharky smile look like a frown. "Shut up Zabuza I'm not in the mood." And with that he went to bed. Not very much later Hinata went to her tent, at the other end of camp. "And then there

was one." Zabuza said as he tended the fire. Shortly after that he went to bed. As he lay awake he waited and waited until either Naruto or Hinata cross camp. It happened around 2 am. Hinata had

crossed camp to either Naruto's tent or the stream to get a drink or take a bath. She went to Naruto's tent. "Wonderful," Zabuza muttered to himself, "I've got two over eager teenagers to deal with.

This is such a drag." Zabuza sighed.

About 300 feet from the lake Sasuke was making slow progress. "Damn, at this rate I'll get there when Sarutobi dies." He muttered as he slowly picked up speed.

In Naruto's tent Naruto was grumbling about Zabuza's immaturity. "Damn Zabuza… such an idiot… though it might not be such a… no that would be bad, so very bad." That's when Hinata shook Naruto

'awake'. "Huh… oh hey Hinata. What's up" she didn't answer well not by talking. What she did was she kneeled down and kissed Naruto on the lips. Since it caught Naruto by surprise so he didn't kiss

back at first, but when he did Hinata thought that she was going to faint.

The next morning Hinata and Naruto were… discussing things, and Zabuza could only hear bits and pieces. "Are you sure… a condom?" "Yes… I wouldn't... one" "Hey guys so how was last night?"

Zabuza asked with a cheery smile. "…" they stared not knowing what to say. "Oh and there's no use lying I heard everything. And I mean EVERYTHING." "It was good." Naruto said which caused

Hinata to smile and blush (but then again when doesn't she blush).

At the moment Sasuke reached the point where the demon brothers had attacked. "Wow this brings back memories. Well not necessarily good ones but memories just the same." He said as he

continued on. 'Konoha's not far off. I'm almost there' up the trail a few meters was Gonoyi, Horika, and Ikira. When they saw Sasuke the first thing Gonoyi said was: "Okay since we know Sasuke's dead,

this is obviously a henge. Making it a trap. So hit the traitor hard and hit him fast. Got it?" "Uh sir, we don't know if that's a henge or not." Ikira said. "Yes we do. I saw him die with my own two eyes."

Gonoyi said thinking back to that day (That memory is for a later time). "Okay attack in…3…2…1… ATTACK." He shouted making Sasuke think that he was being attacked by thugs. "You want a piece of

me thugs?" he shouted making Ikira stop. While Gonoyi and Horika threw kunai knives Sasuke was making very familiar hand signs "Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu!" firing off a flame thrower of Uchiha

signature fire. "Stop guys he's really Sasuke!" Ikira yelled, "Naruto wouldn't know fire jutsu." Which made Gonoyi, Horika, and Sasuke stop what they're doing and look at her with eyebrows up (Yes

Sasuke did stop the fire). "Wait," Sasuke said, "Why are you three after Naruto?" "Simple," Horika started, only to be cut off by Gonoyi "We'll explain everything back at Konoha, got it?" "Gonoyi, he

hasn't committed any crime you don't have to treat him that way." Ikira said being motherly. "Yes mother." He answered sarcastically only to be punched in the face by, no not Horika, but Ikira (who

doesn't approve of violence between squad members). At which Ikira congratulated her on finally beating the shit out of Gonoyi.

In the Hokage's office Sasuke got debriefed about the situation. "HE WHAT!" Sasuke screamed "You heard me Sasuke." Gonoyi sighed, "He knocked out 2 Anbu guards, broke into this office, and took a

hostage." "No, that's not the way that Naruto works. He doesn't take hostages." Sasuke muttered. "WELL IF THAT ISN'T THE WAY NARUTO WORKS, THEN WHY IS THE HYUGA HEIRESS MISSING, WITH

REPORTS THAT SHE WAS SEEN WITH NARUTO WHEN HE AND ZABUZA RAN AWAY FROM ALL OF THE NIN IN THE ENTIRE VILLAGE!" Gonoyi roared only to be, yes that's right, punched in the face by Horika

(but then again when doesn't Horika punch him in the face). And with that Gonoyi, Ikira, and Horika left to go find Naruto's camp, again.

Speaking of Naruto's camp that's where we are now. "So that's what happened." Naruto and Hinata finished explaining to Zabuza. "Well I got one thing to say to you two… both of you are damn lucky.

No not about the… you know what part. I mean about the part where you to love each other (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little while writing that last line)." At which both of them beamed.

"Okay now down to business. We need to get out of Leaf village land. Once we're out then we're home free… well from the leaf village any way." "Okay so where do we go?" Hinata asked. "…" Zabuza

stared. "I have no fucking idea." He said at last. "Wonderful." Naruto muttered. "Okay then how do we get out of fir country?" Naruto asked. "No idea." Zabuza said then went back to making dinner.

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