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"Speech"
'Thought'
"Kyuubi"
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Zabuza's notes to self (don't ask)
"So why exactly aren't me and Horika in chains right now?" Ikira asked at dinner the night after the battle and after they tended Gonoyi's wounds. "I'll answer your question with another question: Why do you ask?" Naruto asked philosophically. "Because that what missing nin do: they take people hostage and hold them for ransom." Ikira answered smiling at the knowledge of what Danzo told her before she left. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT!" Naruto screamed. "Kit, calm down, Danzo told her that. You know how controlling he is: if he can't have you no one can." Kyuubi said from behind Ikira.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!" "Uh Naruto did you happen to tell Ikira, and Horika about Kyuubi." Zabuza questioned "…" "I'll take that as a no." "Wait did you say KYUUBI. As in the demon Kyuubi the same one that the fourth Hokage killed?" Horika asked finally taking interest in the conversation. "Yep the very same." Naruto said with a smile, "Oh and just so you know he didn't kill him he got sealed inside of me…" "WHAT!" the two female hunter nin screamed.
"Please let me finish," Naruto said after they started to rant, "the thing is the fourth sealed Kyuubi –sensei…" Naruto started. "DID YOU JUST SAY SENSEI!" the hunter nin shrieked. "First off: OW. Second off: shut up. Any way the fourth sealed Kyuubi –sensei in me, though not very good because the first time, well really second any way, I used his power he got released. The only problem was that only his consciousness was released so he has to stay with me or else he fades into non-existence. And he has none, and I repeat NONE of his chakra." Naruto finishes, "So does that explain things. "…" "Uh Naruto," "Yeah Zabuza?" "I think that they feinted when the heard that Kyuubi was loose." "Shit." "NO FUCK. YEA THINK?" "Shut up lets go see our infirm."
Back in Konoha Sasuke was having a little melt down (not really it was a HUGE melt down (he made the third evacuate a third of Konoha)). "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT THE HUNTERS FAILED!" (note whenever anyone talks in all caps and bold they are pissed (and when Kyuubi is pissed he talks in all caps and in italicized)) "Exactly what I said they failed and are most likely dead," Ebisu said in a very small voice, "please don't kill me."
(Sasuke was emitting enough Killing Intent (KI) to make all nine (maybe) tailed beasts to turn tail (snicker) and run) "DAMN YOU NARUTO AND THAT LITTLE BITCH HINATA TO!" Sasuke screamed to the heavens, in camp Hinata suddenly felt very scared without knowing why. "SARUTOBI!" "yes Sasuke?" the third asked annoyed. "MAKE ME A HUNTER NOW SO I CAN KILL NARUTO AND HINATA!" "I'm sorry Sasuke but you can't become a hunter. One: because you aren't old enough. Two: because I won't allow you to kill either Naruto or Hinata. Three: that is a lot of paper work and as you can see I have enough to deal with." Considering the fact that he could barely see Sasuke that is an understatement. "FINE. BE THAT WAY." And with that he left to go pack to chase down Naruto.
Time lapse: 4 hours
"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!" Sasuke screamed at the Anbu that had stopped him from leaving. "Uhh does he always do this when he doesn't get his way?" the Anbu captain asked the third (why is he called that? (aside from the obvious fact that he's the third Hokage.)) "Unfortunately yes, yes he does." The third replied. "Take him to Ibiki to see why he wanted to leave in the first place… and make sure that Ibiki goes through with the threats. We don't want him to try this again." And with that Sasuke was lead away while screaming curses (in every language known to man) at the top of his lungs.
That night Zabuza took out his note book and titled the page:
Notes to Self
1. Make dinner so that Horika won't complain
2. Congratulate Gonoyi for not killing Horika yet
3. Attempt to kill Horika
4. Ask Ikira why she hit me in the head with a club when I try to kill Horika
5. Make sure that Naruto and Hinata don't have another fli… SHIT
6. Lay down the rules to Horika Gonoyi and Ikira
7. Give Ikira, Horika, and Gonoyi swords
8. Ask Kyuubi why he insists on watching me sleep
9. Attempt and most likely fail at killing Kyuubi
10. Buy more food
11. Keep the order
12. Break the order when Horika gets on my nerves
End Chapter
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