Hey this picks up the day after the last chapter k? K.
Standard Disclaimer
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Kyuubi"
Sasuke's attack (prelude)
"OW!" Zabuza screamed as Ikira attempted to kill Horika. "Come on she's just asking for it." He complained. "I don't care if you wanted to kill us you should have done it in battle." She retorted. "I'm watching you bitch." Zabuza said to no one in particular. SMACK. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!" Ikira screamed after hitting him on the head with a now broken club. "Not you, Horika." Zabuza said before falling unconscious.
"Ooooooh." Ikira said before dragging Zabuza into the infirmary with Gonoyi. "So, how's Gonoyi?" Ikira asked after she secured Zabuza to the table (she tied him down cuz he was annoying). "Well he's getting better. He should walk up in about… 3…2…" Hinata said while looking at her watch. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gonoyi screamed as he woke up and saw Zabuza on the table next to him. "You know in hindsight I should have put Zabuza in his tent not in the infirm."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INFIRM!" Gonoyi screamed as he tried (and failed) to get up and kill Zabuza. "Gonoyi you shouldn't move your stitches are still new," Hinata said as she tried to hold Gonoyi down, "and to answer your question the Infirm is where you put infirms. And before you ask and infirm, without a capital I, is missing nin slang for injured nin." She said as she motioned for Ikira to go get Horika.
Back in Konoha Sasuke was getting the news. "Sasuke, you are being assigned a new team." The third said blatantly. "No." Sasuke responded defiantly. "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No," "Yes," "No." "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU WILL GET YOUR NEW SQUAD OR YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A NINJA EVER AGAIN!" the third roared. "Fine, but I get to choose." "NO."
"Hn." Don't you start that, I had enough of that with Itachi." "YOU MENTION ITACHI AND YOU DIE." "IF YOU THREATEN ME AGAIN I WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL. Speaking of jail what happened to Ibiki?" "Uh, sir Ibiki is... umm cowering in his basement screaming something about rabid squirrels with chainsaws." An ANBU answered. "Really, hmm… wait what's a chainsaw?" "I don't know sir." "Wonderful, dismissed. As for you Sasuke you will meet your new team at training ground 54."
"…Who dat guy, who dat guy, g-g-g-g-g-g-guy guy..." Orochimaru was singing. While this was happening Kabuto was slowly ever so slowly tip-toeing away from the sound village. "Hmm where to go… I got it I'll go to the leaf.
"Okay now that Gonoyi is settled, I think we need to move our camp." Ikira said as Horika was strangling Gonoyi for "nearly dying" as she put it. "Whys that?" Naruto asked as he tried to pry Horika off of Gonoyi. "Because if we could find you then any other hunter can to. So let's get a move on." "Sure let's move Gonoyi, who thanks to Horika won't be able to move until he wakes up… again, and Zabuza who has come down with beaten-over-the-head-with-a-club's disease." Naruto replied sarcastically.
"Why don't we move before you come down with foot shoved through ball-sack?" at which Naruto paled. "You heard the lady Hinata lets move." "Men and their attachment to their nuts." Hinata groaned while shaking her head. "I no right." Ikira replied.
On the road to Konoha: "are we there yet?" Tobi asked. "No Tobi we aren't there yet. Almost but not yet." Itachi answered 'damn why did Kisame have to go and have a Jaws family reunion. Now I stuck with…' "TOBI" Tobi screamed breaking Itachi's train of thought. "SHUT THE FUCK UP TOBI." Itachi screamed and punched Tobi's face (I don't want him to have the mask yet). "OW Itachi why you hit Tobi? TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! " "Tobi shut up!" Itachi roared. "Tobi think Itachi's mean." Tobi said pouting with a childish face on his face. 'Wait a second Kisame isn't related to Jaws! That bastard he did that on purpose when I see him I'll, I'll… damn I can't think of anything to do to him.'
End Chapter
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