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Don't own Naruto. If I did, Hinata would've joined Taka and Sasuke would've given a damn about his team, minus Karin. She still would've been chidori'd in the Danzo fight. I mean honestly, how stupid do you have to be to get that close to a battle with a Susano'o user and a Kage level ninja? She deserved the lightning attack.

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Hinata Hyuuga sighed as her friends all got a piece of paper and pen, eagerly turning toward her. She could already tell she was going to regret this.

"Alright, first thing, any preference on looks?" Ino asked, to which the Hyuuga simply blinked, "A-Ano, I suppose not."

"Come on Hinata, you've gotta like some guys by looks more than others. Like, hair color! Do you prefer black brown blonde or something else?"

Hinata started fidgeting with her fingers like when she was a child, "Uhm, blond or, b-black?"

Tenten rolled her eyes, "Don't say it like a question! Which do you like?"

"Blond or black." Hinata answered, forcing herself not to stutter, as the other three girls started writing.

"Okay, oh, a question me and Naruto were asked for marriage counseling was how many children we wanted. How many kids do you want?" Sakura asked, tapping the pen on her chin.

Hinata blushed profusely, "A-Ano, i-isn't that a q-question for fiancée's?"

"You're not a little kid Hinata." Ino replied, "If you aren't dating to find a permanent guy then you probably shouldn't be dating at all. So answer the question."

Hinata bit her lip, thinking for a moment before answering, "I r-really like kids, so maybe, three or four?"

Sakura smiled, "Me and Naruto decided on no more than three, but we're thinking of just two."

"When's the wedding again?" Tenten asked, looking up from her writing.

"A month away. Which reminds me, if you're all going to be my bridesmaids then we'll need to go dress shopping soon." Sakura replied, looking back at the brunette. The medical ninja was always happy to talk about her wedding.

"How about Tuesday?" Ino asked, to which all three girls agreed.

"Okay, back to you, Hinata." Tenten said, looking to the cousin of her boyfriend, "Do you want to marry another ninja? Or a civilian?"

Hinata sighed, she had hoped the wedding would distract them until she could leave, but no such luck, "A ninja."

The girls nodded, as Sakura spoke, "Does his rank matter?"

Hinata shook her head, "No, not really."

"Alright, would you like a guy who's really close to his family, or more apart from them?"

"Close to his family." Hinata replied. She was never really able to get close to her family, so she'd like to get close to her spouse's in the future.

The girls all nodded, "Stubborn or not?"

""Uh, well. Maybe a little stubborn, but, not so much that he'd never take someone else's opinion. Kind of in the middle. Does that make sense?" Hinata inquired, to which the others nodded.

"Kind or cruel?"

"Kind."

"Humorous or humorless?"

"Humorous."

"Party guy or off to the side kinda guy?"

"Off to the side."

"Determined or laid back?"

"Determined."

"Sexy or not?"

"Sexy." Hinata blurted out, before she realized what she said, and turned hot red. She had just started answering on impulse, and apparently Sakura had taken advantage of it.

The other three started laughing, before calming down and Tenten said, "So, Hinata's true colors come out. Looks like you are a little shallow."

Hinata looked to the ground, and Ino grinned, "Aw come on Hinata! We're just kidding. Everyone wants a hot guy, humble or not. It's just like, a fact of life."

Hinata nodded, as Sakura twirled her pen, "So, passionate or platonic?"

Hinata blushed redder, if possible, and buried her head in her knees again as she mumbled out, "Passionate."

The girl snickered again, and Hinata groaned, 'How many questions could they possibly have?'

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"Why the hell can't you just butt out!" Sasuke snarled, aiming a Chidori at his 'best friend'

It was late, probably around midnight, and the two had decided for a quick spar before retiring for the night. Naruto had been pestering Sasuke about finding a girl, and after a while said for Sasuke to just tell him what he wanted in a woman and he would take care of the rest.

Naruto moved tot he side, the Chidori hitting his right shoulder, throwing the ninja off balance as Sasuke swung his foot at him.

"I'm just trying to help! Come on, we both know you're not exactly great at smooth talking a girl." Naruto replied, catching the kick with his left arm, as an orange hue formed around his eyes, signifying he had entered sage mode.

"Do you not remember the past year and before I left with Orochimaru?" Sasuke asked, his Sharingan blazing as he jumped back, making hand signs, "Half of the villages female populous would jump at the chance to just go on a date with me! I don't need your help getting a girl! Firestyle, Fireball Jutsu!" Then the massive flame sphere flew toward the frog summoner.

"Yeah, but didn't you say you wanted a girl who liked you for more than just your looks?" Naruto asked, as he threw a Rasen Shuriken through the fireball, aimed at the Uchiha.

Sasuke snarled, his eyes shifting to Mangekyo, as he used the Susano'o to deflect the attack into the sky, "Aa. But I can find her on my own."

With that, his eyes turned back to their normal onyx, and Naruto took that as a sign that the match was over, and let his Sage mode die out. The Kyuubi grinned, "Well, how about this? Either you let me help, or I'll tell Sakura about all this. You know what Sakura would do when she found out you were looking for a wife, don'tcha?"

Sasuke shuddered slightly. He feared very few things, but Sakura trying to play matchmaker with him was right up next to Konoha turning on him and his future offspring and Kabuto finding a way to use reanimation on Itachi again, "Fine, how do you plan to help?" Sasuke asked, going and throwing on Itachi's Akatsuki cloak over his clothes again.

"Like I said before, tell me what you want, and I'll help find her!" Naruto said, grinning like an idiot.

Sasuke sighed, "Fine. I'll tell you, on two conditions. Never, tell anyone what we speak of here. Second, I'm going back to the apartment to sleep after I tell you, no exceptions. I won't speak with you till the sun comes back up."

Naruto nodded, "Alright, so, what does mister Konoha heartthrob like in a girl?" He asked, crossing his arms.

Sasuke sighed, "Let's see. Someone who isn't a complete fangirl of me, doesn't like me for just my looks. Isn't fond of a crowd, not to loud, nice, I suppose. I don't care much for looks, but I'd prefer it be someone at least a little good looking. And no more than three years of age difference between me and her, rather she's the older or the younger."

Naruto nodded, "That it?"

The Uchiha shrugged, then turned and walked off, "Hn."

"Taking that as a yes." Naruto mumbled, as he trailed behind his best friend and eternal rival.

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"Age difference?"

"Two years or less."

"Eye color?"

"Doesn't matter."

"Height?"

"Taller than me."

"Sexy or not?"

"Sexy." The Hyuuga heiress groaned, putting her head back into her knees as the girls laughed, "You already asked that!"

Sakura giggled, covering her mouth with her hand as she said, "I know, but I wanted to see if you'd say it again."

"Alright, enough of that." Tenten said, "I think we've delved in Hinata's mind enough. It's time for the hard part, finding a guy."

Ino yawned, stretching as she stood up, "Well, let's start tomorrow or something. I'm going home to catch some Zs. I've gotta meet Chouji at nine in the morning."

Tenten stood up, folding the piece of paper she'd been writing on, "I'm gonna head home too."

Hinata sighed and got up, "Same here. See you all tomorrow."

"Bye guys!" Sakura yelled as they walked out, before she walked back to her room, "Let's see, how many single guys do I know that can at least come close to what Hinata wants?" she mumbled.

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Uchiha Sasuke grumbled as he tossed out a carton of milk. The Jounin had just woke up, and had gone to get some cereal. But naturally Naruto only had expired milk, "Hey dobe! You learn to read or did you skip that class in the academy?" The Uchiha shouted, as Naruto stumbled into the room, having just got up.

"What're you talking about, of course I can read!" He replied, to which Sasuke scoffed, "Then why is half the stuff in here expired? You were supposed to handle groceries since I was on a mission all last week."

Naruto chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head, "Well, uh, I was going to get groceries, but then Sakura called and-"

"Stop right there, I don't want to hear about your sexual escapades with your fiancée. Especially if it's Sakura." Sasuke said tersely, as he walked toward the door, throwing his Brother's Akatsuki cloak on, "I'll go get groceries, you chunk everything that's in there, and don't screw it up."

"How could I screw up throwing stuff away!" The Kyuubi yelled to his rival, as Sasuke walked out the door, "You'd find a way, I'm sure!" Sasuke shouted back, then he formed some hand signs and vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Well, better get this done quick. I'm supposed to meet Sakura at the hospital in an hour, I think." Naruto mumbled, as he started going through the fridge.

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"Here you go." the cashier said, handing Sasuke the three bags worth of food and milk he'd bought, "Thank you." The Uchiha said, before turning and walking out, "I wonder how much mayhem Naruto's caused in my absence." he mused.

"Hey, Sasuke-Kun!" Sasuke stopped and turned toward the source of the noise, seeing Sakura running toward him, "Do you know where Naruto is? He was supposed to meet me at the hospital, but didn't show up."

"He was at our apartment 30 minutes ago. He was chunking stuff that expired from the fridge. He might still be there." The Sharingan user said, turning and walking that way, "Come on, let's go see."

Sakura nodded, following behind him, "So, Sasuke. How've you been?"

"Fine, you?"

Sakura smiled, "I've been great! Working my shift at the hospital, and planning for the wedding. It's a lot of work, but I love doing it!"

Sasuke nodded, "When is it? I think Naruto said in like 3 weeks?"

"A month from yesterday." Sakura corrected, "I guess I'll have to remind Naruto now. Have you and him even gone to get suits?"

"I'll go to your wedding, but there is no way I will wear a suit. Naruto doesn't have one either last I checked." The Uchiha replied.

"Oh come on Sasuke, will a few hours in a suit really be that big of a deal?" Sakura whined, to which Sasuke just nodded.

The medic ninja sighed, "Fine, if you really don't want to, you don't have to wear a tux or anything. What will you wear though?"

"Whatever I happen to pick for that day." Sasuke answered, as he opened the door to his and Naruto apartment.

"Sasuke wait don't come in!" Naruto yelled, but Sasuke and Sakura ignored him as they walked into the kitchen, only to see it in ruins. There was milk on the floor, ramen on the walls. Sasuke and Sakura didn't even want to know what was stuck to the ceiling.

"I can explain!" Naruto said, grinning despite the fact that a sticky substance had him stuck to the wall.

Sasuke sighed and facepalmed as he muttered under his breath, "Unbelievable."

Sakura's eye twitched, "Naruto you idiot! Sasuke said all you were doing was throwing stuff out! It looks like you hit the fridge with a Rasengan and splattered stuff everywhere instead! We're going to have to have seperate houses when we're married if this is how you're going to act!"

"But Sakura-chaaaaaaan!" Naruto whined, stressing the chan, "It was an accident, I swear! You see I-"

"Stop there, Naruto." Sasuke said, "I don't want to hear your excuses. Probably because you'll make crap up and say Kabuto snuck in and you fought him off with expired food. I'm leaving the groceries in the living room, then going for a walk, this better be clean when I get back." With that the Sharingan wielder turned and walked out, mumbling under his breath, "It's like living with a damn super powered six year old."

"Heheh, hey Sakura, I don't suppose-" Naruto started, but was cut off by Sakura's hand in his face, "No, Naruto. Clean it up yourself. You know Sasuke doesn't take long walks too, so you'd better hurry before he gets back. I'll see you later."

With that the Kunoichi turned and walked out, and Naruto sighed, "I knew I shouldn't have used shadow clones to try and go faster."

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Oath: There's another 2300 words, give or take. Hope you all enjoyed it. Also, don't start thinking I'll update daily. I'll make sure I always get at least one update out a week, give or take a couple days. But I had inspiration for this chapter, which is why it came out quick.

I recently read one of those Akatsuki turned into cats fanfics, they're actually pretty good. One of them had a question at the end of each chapter, which I liked, so I'm going to do the same here.

Question: What are your three favorite Naruto pairings?

Mine are SasuHina, NaruSaku, and probably ItaKonan. Sadly, there are very little amounts of ItaKonan fics.

Hope you enjoyed, see ya next time.