Oath: Third chapter. Told you guys I wouldn't be updating daily. But I got this out within a week's time.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorited, alerted, all that stuff. Makes writing worth while. After all, if no one read it or liked it, it might as well just stay in my thoughts, ne?

By the way, I'm caught up on Japanese Anime subs, and a little of the manga, since I sometimes look ahead a bit with the wiki. Point is, if you aren't caught up to the episode around where Deidara gets revived by Kabuto to fight the Tsuchikage, there'll probably be some spoilers here and there through out this story. You've been forewarned.

Well, enough pointless author notes, on with the story! Now with 6% more Sasuke and Hinata interaction. Probably not worth much.

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Naruto sighed in relief as as he wiped some sweat from his forehead. Even though shadow clones had gotten him into this problem, they had also gotten him out of it rather quickly. So now the groceries were put up, and the kitchen was clean. Well, clean by Naruto standards, it still had some trash laying about.

Naruto yawned as he walked into the living room, "Teme's probably still ticked at me, so no training with him. Sakura said she had to do some stuff at the hospital, so can't do anything with her. What's this?" he mumbled, reaching down and picking up a piece of paper that was laying on the floor.

"Hmm, dream guy. Blond or black hair, off to the side, sexy, passionate..." Naruto trailed off, reading the rest of the list, "I know I didn't write this, and Sasuke's not gay otherwise he wouldn't be looking for a wife, and no one else but Sakura's been in our apartment. Sooo that must mean, one of my shadow clones wrote this!" Naruto yelled.

"How can one of my shadow clones be gay? Then again, one of them did seem pretty gayish when they revolted during my trip to paradise island in the war for my S rank mission." Naruto mused, grabbing his chin, "But I thought that was a dream? Or did I dream it was a dream? Now my head hurts."

Naruto shook his head, reading over the paper again, "Okay, there's only one way to solve this. I have to summon up about four shadow clones and question them! It's the only way!"

Somewhere in the distance, Sasuke face palmed, only he wasn't sure why.

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The last Uchiha sighed as he walked through the village he once sought to destroy. Looking around at all the kids and families, he was slightly glad he decided not to. It was the old bastards in the council's fault that it happened, so he supposed all of Konoha wasn't to blame.

With another small sigh, Sasuke turned and walked toward Konoha's park, it was always a nice spot to get some piece and quiet. And the Uchiha had a lot to think about. The sooner he found a girl, the sooner Naruto would be Hokage, and the sooner he could revive his clan. 'Just like Itachi wanted me too.' he thought.

With a sigh, the ex-avenger stopped in the middle of the small park. For a village hidden in the leaves, there wasn't much greenery inside of the village, only outside the walls. Everything inside was like a normal town, "The only girls I know are Sakura Ino and my 'fan club'." Sasuke mused, "Che, maybe it is good I told Naruto. He at least knows more females."

With that he turned and started back toward his apartment, "Wonder if that Dobe's caused any more damage." he mumbled.

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Hinata sighed, walking toward the park.

'Tenten and Ino are apparently busy finding my 'soul mate' and Sakura's working at the hospital today. Kiba's on a mission, and Shino's at the Rain village with his fiancée. Since I don't have any missions, very boring day.' The Heiress surmised, looking at the ground as she walked.

Then she rammed right into everyone's favorite Uchiha. Given he was the only Uchiha. Hinata squeaked as she fell back, but Sasuke grabbed her arm and pulled her up, "S-Sorry Sasuke-San."

"It's fine. Be more careful next time." With that the Uchiha continued walking, as the Hyuuga continued toward the park.

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Naruto tapped his foot, his arms crossed, as he glared at the four clones in front of him, "I've summoned you all here today because of this." he said, holding up the note labeled 'Dream guy'

"Obviously it wasn't me or Teme, so one of you must've done it when cleaning the kitchen, or when destroying the kitchen, one or the other. So one of you is gay, and I intend to find out who. Given that you're my clones, you should be faithful to Sakura-Chan like me. But one of you apparently forgot that." The Kyuubi said, as the clones started speaking up.

"I swear I'm straight!"

"I'd never go gay when I have Sakura-Chan!"

"I do not like guys!"

"After reading all of Pervy Sages book? I'd have to be straight as an arrow!"

"Quiet!" Naruto yelled, silencing them, "One of you must be lying. So the only way to tell is HA!" With that, Naruto held up a picture of Sasuke in the shower, and all the clones instantly looked away.

"Gah! Why do you have that?"

"I'll never unseen that!"

"Why'd it have to be Sasuke?"

"There's no way I'll be able to spar with him for like a month now!"

Naruto frowned, "Darn, I thought the gay one would keep looking. And I have it because I need it to blackmail Teme. Not sure for what yet, but it'll be good."

"How do we know you aren't the gay one?" One of the clones asked.

Naruto scoffed, "Why would I be questioning all of you if I was the one?"

"Maybe you're trying to cover up your tracks." Another interjected.

"Yeah, and you want to pin the blame on one of us if Sakura figures out one of us is gay!" The third added.

Then the fourth spoke, "That would mean you're the unfaithful one to Sakura-Chan!"

"That's crazy, I'm not unfaithful, one of you is gay!"

"No you are!"

"You are!"

"You are!"

"You are!"

Then the Naruto and the clones proceeded to get into a fist fight.

The first clone aimed a punch at Naruto's gut, as he threw the second clone into the third, dodging the first clones punch as he caught the fourth one's, "I'm not the gay one!"

"Neither am I!" the third one yelled, as the second one tackled him, "I'm not!"

"It must be you!" The first one said, kicking the fourth in the gut, then Naruto elbowed the first in the side.

The second and third one jumped at the fourth, who ducked under them while orange formed around his eyes, "Sage mode!" with that, he punched the third into the first, as Naruto and the second swapped blows.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" The second yelled, making them all stop, "When a shadow clone vanishes, the original gets all our memories! So if he doesn't remember us doing it, none of us did it!"

The Naruto's all blinked, before their sage modes wore off. Then the original Naruto rubbed the back of his head, "Oh yeah, forgot. That's how we learned the Rasen Shuriken so quick."

"Wait, who wrote the dream guy note then?" The third one asked.

"It wasn't one of us, it wasn't Sasuke, the only other one to come in the apartment was..." The first clone's eyes widened, as did all the other Naruto's, as they said, "Sakura-Chan."

"No way, why would Sakura, we're engaged! She wouldn't cheat on us!" The second one wailed.

"Yeah, there's gotta be an explanation!" The fourth yelled.

"I'll talk to Sakura about it, hopefully this is a misunderstanding. Sorry about blaming you guys." The original Naruto said, as the others all grinned, "No problem, see ya round!" They said in unison, as Naruto formed the hand sign to make them vanish.

Naruto sighed, then walked outside, the dream guy note in his pocket as he walked to the hospital, "Sakura's shift should end any moment."

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Sasuke sighd as he walked into his and Naruto's apartment. He had walked around the village, and no girl had really caught his eye. They all seemed to be one of his fangirls or hated his guts for what he had done in the past.

'What about that girl that ran into me at the park? She seemed familiar, and she didn't squeal or anything when she came into contact with me. So she isn't a fangirl, she didn't seem to hate me. Her eyes seemed a little strange. I know I've seen that color before, but where?' The Uchiha shrugged, "It'll come to me if it's important. Maybe Naruto knows who she is." Sasuke mused, walking further into the apartment, "Dobe! Where are you?"

After looking around a bit, the Ex-Avenger sighed, "Must be with Sakura, no telling when I'll see him again."

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Sakura grinned as she walked out of the hospital, "Finally. Now I can help Ino with Hinata's dream guy."

"Sakura-Chaaaaaan!" Naruto yelled, running up to his fiancée, "I found you, finally."

The pinkette raised an eyebrow, "What is it, Naruto?"

"I found this, in my apartment. It wasn't mine or Teme's, the only other one to come in our apartment was you." The Kyuubi said, holding up the dream guy note.

Sakura blinked, quickly checking her pockets before grabbing the piece of paper, "Uh, yes, this is mine. But it wasn't written by me or anything. I'm helping a friend of mine look for a guy."

Naruto grinned, "Really? Who? Maybe I can help!"

Sakura sighed, poking Naruto's chest, "Naruto, you can never keep your mouth shut for long. Just forget you ever saw this. I don't need your help."

Naruto frowned, before deciding that begging might be the right idea to get Sakura to let him. It normally got her to cave into what he wanted, "But Sakura-Chaaaan! I won't tell anyone I promise!"

"No Naruto! You can grip and whine and beg all you want, but this is something that is girl only." Sakura replied, rubbing her forehead.

Naruto beamed at her, "That the only requirement? No problem!" Sakura's eyes widened, as Naruto did a few hand signs, before using his sexy jutsu, "Now can I help?" He/She asked, as Sakura clenched her fists, then punched Naruto in the head, sending him through a nearby tree, as his transformation wore off.

"NARUTO! If you EVER use that thing in front of me again, so help me I will put you in the hospital for a week! That's the most immature ridiculous jutsu I've ever seen! I thought you stopped using it!" Sakura yelled, stalking toward the boy.

"Okay okay! I won't ever use it in front of you again! I promise!" Naruto said, standing up and raising his hands in front of him as a show of surrender.

Sakura sighed irritably, turning and walking off, "Good. I have stuff to do today, I'll hang out with you tomorrow."

"Okay, bye Sakura-Chan!" Naruto yelled, while silently thinking, 'Yep, totally gonna follow her to figure out who's dream guy is on that list.'

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Oath: Short chapter, not much Sasuke and Hinata. But that's because I'm setting up for some Sasuke Hinata interaction. Which will probably take place next chapter or the chapter just after.

Question: Top five favorite Naruto characters?

Mine are: Sasuke, Itachi, Hinata, Pain/Nagato, and Deidara.