Well I'm not dead just yet from writing this fanfic, no police are chasing after me… at least to my knowledge :P, There are no PM's to me from crazy stalkers or haters, and I'm not in a depressed EMO state yet.

So that means… IM PRETTY AWSOME :P

OK but now for the real announcement: I'm considering having chapters in the near future to be random cross-overs with random movies, shows, games, Etc. But I need to have a vote on which one to do first. I have Ben 10, Men in Black, Cowboy Bebop, Total Drama Island, Bleach, The Avengers, or Battleship*. You need to decide for me.

*Note I have not seen battleship yet but I REALLY want to see it*

NOW BACK TO THE STORY!

"You GOT to be kidding me! Did we really say THAT!" Celestia said in a shocked/panicked voice.

"You bet your royal ass you did!" I said while still laughing my ass off.

At this time I swear I saw Celestia shrink in size to avoid embarrassment. While Rarity turned a shade of light shade of Pink from embarrassment.

"Now I know y'all are darn embarrassed. But what the hay is this place?" Applejack said even though she was partially a shade of red orange.

Twilight, Luna, and Celestia realized what Applejack had just said and looked around for the first time realizing that the room they were in was not the same as before.

"I, I, I don't believe it. It's the long lost command center of Harmony." Celestia said still shocked.

"The… Command… Center… Of… Harmony?" Twilight said. But she seemed like she had no idea on what the Princess was talking about it.

"Ok I know you have a lot of questions my little ponies but now is not the time. Luna and I must stay here and figure a few things out. But you all may now take you elements back. But please stay in Ponyville so we can get In contact with you guys as soon as possible." Celestia said in a clam, soothing voice.

"Sure princess I would LOVE to stay in a place I have no clue about, and without ANY knowledge of what the current culture is, AND with NO place to live. That would be PERFECT for me." I said in my most sarcastic and slightly rude voice.

Unfortunately for me it resulted in all the ponies giving me mean glares, and shaking their heads in disapproval. "I realize this JOHN. And made arrangements for you to live with a certain pony that I think will be a perfect match for you." Celestia said in her calmest voice despite being rudely talked to a minute earlier.

"Wait, what do you mean you already made arrangements for John to stay with somepony?" Twilight said.

"Well the moment that John first came to the hospital 3 weeks ago I-, " Celestia said before I interrupted. "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. What do you mean 3 WEEKS AGO! I THOUGHT I WAS ONLY OUT FOR AN HOUR!" I said while screaming at the top of my lungs.

"Wait you didn't know?" Pinkie Pie said in her usual peppy voice.

"Oh I forgot to mention that didn't I." Luna said in a tone that clearly showed that she forgot to do so.

"ANYWAYS." Celestia said abruptly. "I made arraignments for you to stay with my FAVORIT DJ." Celestia said in a voice that was almost as high as a fan girl's is when she meets her idol.

"Who's this DJ?" I asked.

"Why none other than Vinyl Scratch, she is the best DJ to I have EVER met." Celestia said. "Now then since I have not made any arrangements for you to travel to Ponyville, so I will teleport you to Vinyl's house. Since the rest of you know how to get to Ponyville I will trust you get home safely." Just after saying this Celestia's horn glowed as she commenced her teleport spell.

I was blinded for a few seconds then I saw I was in a living room that had lots of Turn tables and records. But from behind me I heard a voice.

"WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!"