Quick note that applies for all chapters past, present and future, If they don't make much since it's because of 2 reasons.

Reason 1: it's a mix of Brony, Call of Duty, Halo, Fallout, Left 4 Dead, and any randomness I fell like putting in.

Reason 2: It's the logic of a Brony with autism spectrum disorder, and ADHD.

"Really Celestia? I thought we said we'd only turn them into ponies if we can't get them home." I said

"Well… I sort of made that agreement knowing that there was no way to actually get them back home." Celestia said.

"You… are… such… a… crazy... bitch." I said

"Did you just call me a female dog?" Celestia said and asked at the same time

"Well that's not the meaning I meant but if it works for you then, ok" I responded with the closest a pony can get to a troll face

"I'm going to get back at you for that you know." Celesta said

"I can't wait to see what you have planned." I said sarcastically

(Note: this revenge will come in later in the story)

"Well look at the time. It's time for you to go home I might call you back here if we still need you to help with these two." Celestia said as she motioned to J and K

And with that her horn glowed brightly. I shut my eyes as keep my eyes shielded. But when I opened them I was back at Vinyl's mansion with her.

"Why didn't you say anything back there?" I asked

"I didn't feel like I needed too." Vinyl responded

She sighed as she went to examine the damage to her living room. After a good 10 minutes she said. "Dam I haven't seen this much damage since Buck Norris got in that bar fight in Fillydelphia." (Yes I went there and I will most likely bring him into the story more as a minor character) I started to chuckle since back on Earth I was in that exact bar fight and actually got see Chuck roundhouse kick a dude into the 5th dimension.

"What's so funny John?" Vinyl asked.

"Well I was just remembering that fight since I was there at the time." I said

"Really? So you got to see Buck Norris buck that pony strait into the emergency room?" She asked

"Yes I got to see that happen. I also saved him from being bucked in the head as he was bucking that other guy." I responded

"Really? So then why were you not mentioned?" she asked

"Well I asked not to be mentioned actually, since I didn't want the reputation of being the guy to save Buck Norris from being bucked in the head." I said

Vinyl just rolled her eyes in response.

"Hey I want to ask you can we go to Ponyville tomorrow. I want to see the town." I asked

"Sure why not. I needed to go get some supplies to fix this hole anyways." Vinyl said

MEAN WHILE IN THE HALL OF JUSTICE… WAIT WRONG SHOW…

MEAN WHILE ON EARTH… DR. H TAED WAS TALKING TO HIM SELF…

"In the next week if that boy John doesn't wake up again I will be able to travel back to Equestria and kill Celestia and finally regain my rule over all of Equestria. But I do wonder how my minions Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, the diamond dogs, and of course my pet dragons are doing with softening up Equestria for my return." But little did Dr. H Taed know was that Nightmare Moon turned back into Luna, Discord was stoned again (drug reference if you so wish to), Chrysalis was falcon punched back to where she came from, The diamond dogs are cowering in fear from Rarity (Seriously from Rarity god they are weak.), and the dragons have mostly forgotten about Dr. H Taed for over 1000 years. "Well I hope they are doing their jobs otherwise they are in for it."

SOME TIME SOON JOHN FACES AN OPPONENT THAT HE MIGHT NOT LIVE THROUGH ONLY TO BE SAVED BY… WHO? JOIN USE SOME TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE TO FIND OUT

Quote of the day: "GOD DAMIT MY ASS!" my friend said as he actually put a firecracker in his ass and lit it. He learned something though. If you ever light a firecracker in your ass make sure you wear protection.*

*please don't ask what I mean because I don't even know since he said it not me.