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My first instinct when I saw the dragon was to run screaming my ass off. But just as I was about to run out of the cave I remembered I had hidden my weapons in my mane. I quickly used my magic pull out my Uzi, slap a mag in, cock it, and aim it. The dragon just looked at me with its head cocked wondering what I was doing. I imagined pulling the trigger just as I would in my old human body, and a barrage of bullets flew towards the dragon. I watched most of the bullets bounce of the dragons' scales harmlessly, but a few penetrated in-between the dragons' scales. The dragon roars pierced the sky with howls of pain.

MEANWHILE IN A SMALL COTTAGE OUTSIDE THE EVERFREE FOREST…

"Oh…my. I haven't heard a howl like that before. I wonder if whatever creature that's howling is ok." Said the timid Fluttershy after a Squeak that was so cute it would make Hitler go, "Daww so cute!"

BACK TO JACK…

"CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!" I said as I was sprinting/fling across the cave floor toward the cave entrance. And it didn't help that the dragon was not breathing white fire at me. Which I know is the hottest fire there is. As soon as I was outside the cave I jumped off the face of the mountain were the cave was. Using what was similar to dive-bombing I went straight down then nearing the ground I pulled up and got to my near max speed flying forward. I could hear the dragon still behind me. But I was slowly getting farther from the dragon. But as luck would have it Dash just had to find me at that exact moment.

"There you are. Now that I have found you I can get back at you for that prank." Dash said with a devious smile on her face

"Dash now is not the time. I kind of have a… um… fire situation." I said in a panicked tone

"Wait what!? A fire where I need to go get a rain cloud!" Dash said panicking

"Um… it's not that kind of fire Dash. It's more of a problem with the thing that makes fire."

"Please don't tell me what I think what your trying to say." Dash said in a scared tone. Just then the Dragon roared and was louder than ever before. We wasted no time and we started to fly away… very quickly.

Ponyville was quickly approaching, and so was the dragon. Dash and I were quickly approaching the sound barrier, and within mere seconds we broke it, creating what could be described as a double rainboom, but with an added black line. This quickly caught the attention of anyone within 100 miles and caused them to look at it. And everypony was staring in awe at it. Only the ponies in Ponyville weren't staring in awe, instead they were panicking as they saw a fully grown dragon speeding towards them spewing white fire at us. Many ponies literally flew into their homes. I started to slow down when Dash was still speeding up. A turned around and using my magic grabbed all 3 of my weapons from my mane again, I slapped the mags into the Uzi and Glock, cocked them, aimed them, and at the same time drew my knife out. Using my Glock and Uzi I shot around 150 bullets into the dragon. And most of them hit him on his chest, legs, and wings. But I saw one stray shot go right into the dragons' eye. Exploding it, the dragon howled the loudest roar I have ever heard, that shook the ground and caused the faces of houses to fall down. But I could see in the dragons' last remaining eye that he was more ticked off than ever before, but I could also see something else, a spark or respect.

While all the time I was feeling sorry for hurting the dragon so much, I doubted that the dragon would even care until I was dead. I tried shooting the dragon again but I heard a distinctive sound that would make any soldier get worried, the distinctive "Click." I put the guns back into my mane and decided to go with me preferred weapon of choice, My Knife made from the rare blue metal known as Zeronnite (Zer-on-nite), forged by the hands of Chuck Norris, imbued with the soul of Hitler, and attached to a grip made from Justin Beabers skull, making this one of the strongest blades in the known universe. But at little did I know was that Zeronnite has a positive reaction to magic. Because when I focused all the magic into that knife the blade turned a sickly red. I could feel the power flowing into me like a wave. I felt like I could take on the world. But what I didn't see was that my gunmetal grey coat was turning a menacing black. I could see the dragon was cringing when he saw me. I figured, "He must be getting scared because of what I did to his eye." I flew at the dragon head strong and started to slash at him. Every time my blade even made contact with the dragon's scales it made a gash about an inch and a half deep. And I felt stronger every time. I didn't stop attacking until he was on the ground bleeding profusely. But even then I was still hovering over him, my blade directly in front of his face.

"Time to say good night." I said in a menacing tone as I was about to kill the dragon. But I felt something jab into me. I turned around to see what it was. But all I saw was two copper wires sticking out of my ass. "Wait two copper wires…" was all I got to say before I felt my body seize up and go stiff. I fell to the ground like a lead brick. Only too see a pony with the letter "J" on his side walk up to me.

"Shocking, isn't it?" the pony who I recognized as J said

"Oh, shut up." Was all I could muster to say before I decided to take a nap.

Well what did you think? Was it good for my first fight chapter? Please review and comment, Oh and don't forget to vote on my main page for the next cross over. Until then Dark out.