Italics are the animated shorts.
Marth was sitting on a chair, in front of a camera like usual.
"Hello, welcome back to Fate of the Melee Rejects. Like usual, I'm your host Marth Lowell and we're documenting Roy. The lovely guys at Smashmation had made an animated video about Roy. I will be narrating it, along with adding my commentary." Marth introduced. He held Roy's headshot from Melee.
Roy's background was the trademark Melee background, except it was pink, an unmanly color. He sheathed his sword behind his back, his cape flying in the background. Beside his name was a silver Falchion logo, the sword that Marth wielded and was used to represent the Fire Emblem series.
"Roy became a famous editorial cartoon artist who disappeared from society recently." said Marth. "You may be wondering, Marth, why is he in a testimonial for the Snuggo? Well the truth is, it's a guy cosplaying as Roy."
Roy walked out of Smash Mansion and bought himself a house. He was bored, so he bought some drawing materials and started drawing.
"After leaving Smash Mansion, Roy bought himself a house here. Boredom took over, so when he got some coupons from an art store, he bought some materials and some guides so he can take drawing as a hobby."
Roy was on the internet reading about webcomics. He looked interested from his point of view.
"Roy discovered the magic of webcomics, online comics that can be read from anywhere."
Roy was at an electronics store, buying a tablet and a scanner. The cashier checked it out, and Roy left the store. When he got home, he started scanning his drawings, transferring it onto his tablet, and outlined and colored them on it.
"To transition from drawings to comics, he bought a scanner and a tablet, so he can scan his panel drawings, and outline and color them on a tablet."
Roy upgraded his house with a bunch of expensive stuff. Big, burly men kept moving the furniture all over the place, an installing it for him.
"The revenue from advertising earned Roy thousands of dollars each month. He can now afford to quit his job, and work at home."
In front of a desk, Roy was negotiating contracts with a guy in a suit. He signed it and the two of them shaked hands.
"The Nintendo Times noticed his popularity and work, and asked him to commission some editorial cartoons for them."
The kids were watching TV, when another commercial popped up. Three people were at a coffee machine discussing their drinks.
"Everyone loves Purig Brewers." said a familiar voice.
"Mmmm…I love the Koholint Island Zora Coffee." said an orange haired man dressed in purple. On his back was a sack of masks.
"I prefer the Koopa Tea." a pink plaited Toad replied. Over her pink dress, is a red vest with light gold trim.
"Well I love the hot wings." said a toad dressed in a mechanic's outfit. On his head was a baseball cap.
"WHAT?" yelled the two coffee and tea lovers.
The same Toad from the Miracle Berry Tablets commercial popped up again. Instead of hawking tablets, he was in front of a coffee machine, some packages, and a cup.
"HI! TOAD MAYS HERE!" yelled the Toad. "GET ON THE CUP WITH PURIG P-CUP 5 STAR MEALS! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO EAT INSTANT NOODLES…!"
A video of someone screwing up at cooking instant noodles is shown.
"…OR WASTE TIME COOKING YOURSELF A MEAL AGAIN!"
A black and white video of someone cooking is shown.
"You'll get the convenience of instant noodles and the flavor and nutrition of a gourmet meal!"
A small cup was thrown at a green haired goddess while she did her shopping. She caught it. "So how does that work?" she asked.
"Just follow the instructions for your Purig brewer and enjoy your gourmet meal! Cooking just got easier!" said the Toad. He was now in a supermarket promoting the product.
"Why prepare your own salad…"
A black and white video of someone tossing a salad messily was played before changing to someone putting a salad cup in the brewer.
"…When you can brew a hot and tasty salad! Add 1 tablespoon of dressing to personalize it!"
"And who has the time to eat a donut and coffee at the same time?"
A black and white video of an office worker rushing to a meeting was played.
"This is all I need." said a young goddess. Her long, platinum blond hair was tied using vines and she was drinking some type of cake batter with sprinkles mixed into it.
"That's right, it's so easy, even your kids can cook instant meals without the sodium!"
Ness and Lucas puts a cup into the brewer, wait, and take their meal-in-a-cup and drank it.
"That's us!" Ness and Lucas cheered. "They paid us in 6 month's worth of P-cups."
"Cleanup is a snap! Just hand wash your cup or put it in the dishwasher!"
A video of a dirty cup being placed in the dishwasher was shown.
"A year's supply of instant food takes up most of the space in your kitchen!"
Toad Mays points towards a model of food hoarded in a kitchen.
"But with P-Kup 5 star Meals, it almost takes up no space of all!"
"Those other brands, they better watch out!" said a spiky haired boy. He was dressed in a black polo shirt and jeans. "'Cause this P-Cup meal, this is it. This is it." He let out a laugh.
"10 packs of 12 meal samplers consisting of donuts, wings, tacos, pizza, corndogs, and because we were guilty, we even released salads. A huge value, and enough for six months, for only 30 Smash Dollars!"
Hidden below the fine print was something that said "Based on a one cup a day diet."
"Get on the cup! I guarantee it!"
Toad Mays handed one cup sampler to each person nearby.
"Order your sampler pack today!"
"Welcome back to Fate of the Melee Rejects." said Marth. "Now back to the show."
"A few months ago, an episode of the popular show "North Park" was shown. In one of the crowds, was a cartoon version of the Gerudo Leader, Nabooru."
A screenshot from the episode was shown with Nabooru.
"This enraged the extremist Gerudos, who kept protesting about it. As a result, the animators put a black bar over Nabooru in future showings of the episodes."
Roy was watching that episode, when he got an idea in his head. He wrote it down in his notebook and went to the computer to post it on the internet, when he read about the protests from the Gerudos. This sparked another idea in his head. He typed it up on his blog.
"The episode inspired him to start a campaign called 'Everyone draw Nabooru Day', where everyone depict Nabooru as anything from a bumble bee, to Justine Beaver. Nabooru was so impressed by the campaign, that she made Roy a honuary member of the Gerudo tribe. However, it didn't impress all of the Gerudo members."
Roy was innocently watching the news channel, when an important news came out.
"This just in, the Spiritual Baptist Temple, an extremist Gerudo Tribe is really angry at the campaign, 'Everyone draw Nabooru Day' to protest an episode of North Park. Some are going to the extreme by assassinating the creator, Roy Eliwood."
"Roy was watching the news, when he discovered something. He was going to be killed by the Gerudo Tribe. Immediately, he changed his name, sold his house, moved out, and disappeared from society. Since he's gone, the price of his original pieces of art sells for over 500000 Smash Dollars and a huge 10 million Smash Dollar bounty had been placed on him by the Spiritual Baptist Temple. I have a copy of it right now." said Marth.
Roy showed a poster of Roy. The picture shown was his modern headshot, and below in bold letters, it said "Wanted, Dead or Alive."
"I'll read the contents right now." Marth announced.
"Citizens of Nintendoland,
This is a reminder that the search continues for the dangerous comic artist, Roy Eliwood. The suspect was last seen in Smashville. He is wanted for publically insulting the great Nabooru and disturbing the peace. If you see Roy, do not approach him on your own. Contact the Spiritual Baptist Temple to have one of our members dispatched to your area immediately.
Spiritual Baptist Temple HQ"
"We're not sure what happened to Roy after he disappeared. Some people think that he's dead, while some think that he returned back to Pherae and is living in a mansion armed with bodyguards. Others think that he lives in the mountains of Mount Silver. What do you think happened? Tweet to us at MeleeRejects today!"
Orange haired man dressed in purple = Happy Mask Salesman (Zelda: Majora's Mask)
Pink plaited Toad = Toadette (Mario series)
Toad dressed in a mechanic's outfit = Slippy Toad (Star Fox)
Green haired goddess = Palutena (Kid Icarus series)
Young goddess = Viridi (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
Spiky haired boy = Gary Oak (Pokémon Anime, look based on Diamond and Pearl)
The Purig P-Cup 5 Star Meals commercial is a parody of Keurig 5 Star Meals (ThinkGeek) and those Billy Mays commercials.
The Twitter username that Marth gave out is a fake. Don't bother tweeting to there.
The next chapter will be a series finale, Marth will narrate the stories of the Ocarina of Time Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf. At the end, he will thank the viewers for watching his show.