~Out in the lobby~
Prussia: *rolls eyes again* Where to my Scottish friend?
Scotland: How about spotted dick?
Prussia: *drops on ground laughing*
Scotland: Don't laugh at spotted dick, it's really good!
Michigan: *trying not to laugh and failing*
Scotland: Ye wee dingwhal!
Prussia: Bairne!
Scotland: Troll!
Prussia: Nyaff!
Scotland: Numpty!
Michigan: *still giggling a little* Boys, boys. Lets save the fighting for later, ok?
Prussia & Scotland: *reply in unison* We're men.
Michigan: Physically speaking, yes you are. We're not gonna talk about mentally.
Prussia: Hey! You're a meaner!
Scotland: How would you know? *smirk*
Michigan: *blushes* Get you're head out of the gutter Scotland!
Prussia: *laughs*
Scotland: Wasn't my fault, you said it.
Prussia: *laughs harder*
Michigan: It is too! You're the one who twisted my words. And you're not helping, Prussia!
Scotland: Prove it. *smug smirk* (he's REALLY good at those)
Prussia: Can you teach me your smirk?
Scotland: No.
Prussia: Aw...
Michigan: I was referring to the fact you two are not the height of a child!
Prussia: Suuuuuuuuure you were. *sniggers*
Scotland: So you think we're tall, dark, and handsome?
Michigan: *twitches still blushing* Can we get off of this topic, please?
Prussia & Scotland: *in unison* No.
Michigan: *twitch* I hate you two right now.
Prussia: Love you too Michigan.
Scotland: Aye, we're jus messin wit ye lass.
Prussia: Yup. *nods toward Scotland* Scotland here is about as straight as a bendy straw.
Scotland: *replies smoothly* Straight as a circle actually, and one you couldn't walk around if you were sober for a year.
Michigan: *laughs* Well then, where should we go? I'm not in D.C. very often so I don't really know any good places…
Prussia; And you think we are?
Scotland: I know this one place...but we are not going there.
Prussia: ? Why don't we harass people in elevators?
Michigan: Why don't we go sightseeing? I'd prefer not to get thrown out of here.
Prussia: We won't! I've done it before! It's hilarious! here give me a few minutes, wait here during that time, and I'll show you a video of what I'll do! *runs toward elevator*
Scotland: Might as well. *lights cigarette*
Michigan: Why am I getting a bad feeling about this? And this is a non-smoking build, ya know.
Scotland: Because he's an eejit. And does anyone look like they're gonna try to stop me? *jerks head at employees*
Michigan: Considering they know just who we are, no. Still, it's a little thing called common courtesy.
Scotland: They hav no idea who we are, you're a state and England represents the UK, so neither of us are eva here. And I lost my common courtesy in loch ness.
Michigan: I meant they know we're important people since we came in with the others.
Scotland: It's jus that I look threatening. *sigh* People tend to jump to conclusions about me...
Prussia: *runs back* Kesesese! You'll never believe what I did! *completely out of breath collapses on floor*
Michigan: *kneels beside Prussia* I'm kinda scared to ask. But first, you ok?
Prussia: *muffled response*
Scotland: Y'all are cute. *smirk*
Michigan: *blushes* Shut up, Scotland! *turns to Prussia* What was that? I couldn't hear you. *turns him onto his back*
Prussia: I said...I'm too awesome to not be alright!
Scotland: *rolls eyes*
Michigan: So says the man that just collapsed.
Prussia: *grins at Scotland* she thinks I'm a man, but she knows you're a woman.
Scotland: *grabs Prussia's collar and hoists him off the ground easily* what was that?
Prussia: N-nothing! Nothing! Put me down! *struggles*
Michigan: Now, now. As I said before, can we leave the fighting for another time please? They may not kick you out for smoking, but they will kick you out for fighting.
Scotland: *shrugs* *lets go of Prussia's collar*
Prussia: *hits ground* Ow! North Ireland was right, you're evil!
Scotland: Thank you.
Prussia: It wasn't a complement.
Scotland: I'm afraid I took it as one. *smirk*
Michigan: *grins a bit and stands* Now Prussia, what was it that you did to the people at the elevators?
Prussia: Oh! Right, I forgot! *hands over iphone* Watch this!
*Prussia's iphone screen*
*enters elevator*
*people walk in and doors close*
Prussia: *in a demonic voice mutters* I must find a more suitable host body...
*people look worried*
Prussia: *exits elevator* *then enters new elevator*
*people walk in*
Prussia: *stares at one guy* *after awhile screams* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! *cowers in corner* *runs out when doors open*
Prussia: *enters another elevator*
*this time only one person walks in*
Prussia: *drops pen* *waits for the person to help pick it up*
*person bends down*
Prussia: THATS MINE!
*person jerks back*
Prussia: *picks up pen* *taps person on shoulder and pretends it wasn't him* *continues this till elevator doors open*
*video ends*
Michigan: *tries to hide a grin* Seriously?
Prussia: Yesh, : What the hell?Prussia: You know you thought it was awesome. But not as awesome as me! *tackle hugged* What the hell?!
Puddles: I couldn't stay out of this story, plus I needed to tell Scotland something.
Michigan: *doubles over laughing*
Arashi: And there goes the 4th wall.
Puddles: What's the fourth wall!? Am I the only one who doesn't know what that is!? Anyway, Scotland I'm your sister.
Scotland: *drops cigarette*
Prussia: *chokes on beer*
Puddles: You should see your faces because they're hilarious!
Scotland: * recovers* Well then who are ye?
Arashi: *pulls out dictionary* The 4th wall is the invisible wall that separates us from the shows/movies we watch. *closes book* So when a char talks to the audience or makes a comment about them being in a show, that's know as breaking the 4th wall. *closes book and leaves*
Nessie: Oh ok. I'm Loch Ness!
Scotland: *blanks*
Nessie: You should see the look on your face again!
Scotland: I hav a wee lil sista! *hugs* (u know how people sorta pick them up and spin then put them back down?)
Nessie: *giggles* Put me down!
Michigan: I think I'm little jealous. The only one of my siblings I get along with is UP.
Nessie: I think its the red hair. 'Cause none of the rest of the UK gets along well.
Prussia: What do you mean?
Nessie: Wales is sandy haired, Ireland and north Ireland are brunettes, and England is blonde.
Scotland: *nods*
Michigan: Huh, interesting theory. Still maybe that's one of the reasons I don't get along with the other states. *She has long, flowing blue hair that represents the Great Lakes and emerald eyes for all the forests.*
Nessie: Hmmmmmm, if I stood next to you do you think it would be such a great contrast that the lights would explode?
Scotland: ?
Prussia: Try it!
Nessie: Nah, what are we gonna do? I'm bo red.
Prussia: Bored?
Nessie: No, bo red.
Michigan: Well like I suggested earlier, we could walk around D.C. and do some sightseeing.
Nessie: Snooze fest.
Scotland: Aye.
Prussia: I'm too awesome for that!
Nessie: I know! Lets walk in on the meeting!
Michigan: *sigh* But the three of us just left the meeting.
Nessie: Butbutbutbutbutbut
Prussia: We can crash it, then go to Toni's pool and get everyone to play chicken fight!
Scotland: *shrugs* Fine with me.
Nessie: I love that game! Can we pleeeaaaaseeee? *gives kicked puppy look to Michigan*
Michigan: *stares at the look for a few seconds then gives in* Alright. Seems I'm out voted here.
Nessie & Prussia: Yesh!
Scotland: *poker face*
Michigan: And here I thought only UP could get me to cave with that look. *looks at Scotland and in a slight sarcastic tone* Don't get too excited now, Scotland.
Scotland: Oh don't worry, I'm not. *grins*
Nessie: C'mon! *drags Scotland* *busts down door* Hey everyone!
America: *blinks* Didn't you guys just leave?
Michigan: Yes, but Nessie wanted to crash the meeting.
Nessie: *waves*
Everyone: O.O
Ireland: Did you say Nessie?
Nessie: Sasana agus Éirinn, tá mé do dheirfiúr loch beag gnó! *glomps Ireland and England*
Scotland: *poker face*
Michigan: *confused look* What did she say?
Scotland: She said 'England and Ireland I'm your little sister loch ness.'
England and Ireland: *stunned*
Everyone else: *stunned*
Italy: She's pretty~, ve~.
Nessie: *giggles* You're so cute Italy!
Romano: Get away from my brother, lake b******!
Spain: *with his usual smile* Now, now Romano. That's no way to speak to a lady.
France: Can lakes even have a representation?
America: Why not? My states do after all. *points to Michigan*
Michigan: I don't know if I should be insulted by that or not.
Nessie: *calmly flips Romano off*
Scotland: Who taught you that?
Nessie: I been watching you bro ain't that cool? I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you! *laughs*
Scotland: ...I like 'er
Nessie: Yay! *hugs*
Prussia: Who wants to go play chicken fight!?
America: Heck yeah! It's better then a boring meeting!
Michigan: *sarcastic* Wonderful example you set for me and the other states.
France: I'll come along too, mon ami.
Spain: Me and Lovi will come!
Romano: What makes you think I want to go, tomato b******!?
Turkey: I'll come so I can make you all lose!
Greece: If there are cats, I will go. *falls asleep*
Italy: Ve~! Luddy and I will go!
Germany: J-ja *blushes*
Nessie: *gives England kicked puppy look* Will you come? Pleeeeeease?
England: *looks at Nessie then looks away so as not to be swayed* No, I have work to do.
Michigan: *gives the kicked puppy look too* Pretty please, England?
England: Oh bugger...*sighs* Fine, I'll go.
Michigan: Heh, I knew you couldn't handle two of those looks.
Nessie: How come you gav in to hers? Oh f*** it, I like Scotland better anyways. *jumps on Scotland's back* Yay! Piggyback ride!
Scotland: *deadpans*
Everyone: *tries not to laugh*
Scotland: Well lets go then. *starts walking to his car* *says to Nessie* Ye ridin with me?
Nessie: Yesh! *slides in passenger seat*
America: *starts dragging England and Michigan to his car* This is gonna be fun!
Michigan: Hey! Don't I get a say in who I'm riding with?
America: Nope! ^_^ And neither do you, England!
England: *scowling* So I gathered.