This is basically what I think TV would be like on Mt. Olympus. so today it's take me out demigod style featuring all the usual girls plus a hard choice for someone so read review and tell me what you think!
Disclaimer
My little cousin : do you own pjo?
Me: no -insert tear-
My little cousin: sowwy here's a smiley face sticker
Me : ummm thanks. . .?
Theme tune rolls
"Hello, and welcome to take me out I'm Aphrodite and I am going to be your host for tonight . For first time viewers here's the rules,12 single girls will all be hoping to bag a hero and win the romantic date ,in the first round we will learn bit about the hero and we will give the girls time to back out. Then he hero will be able to show off his chosen skill; once again the girls will be able to back out .Finally the hero will select four people to compete for him .Now this is where it gets good . The hero will say what he likes in a girl and we will select a challenge based on that. The winners of the heats will proceed to the final then the Hero will have to chose between them,. So without further ado lets meet the contestants!"
The audience cheers as Annabeth,Clarisse,Silena,Piper,Drew,Kaite,Juniper,Hazel,Reyna,Gwen,Lacy and Lou Ellen enter and take their positions
" so do you think you'll meet the one tonight Piper?"
"mom I told you already I love Ja-…"
Piper blushes furiously, Reyna looks dumbstruck
" whatever hon but variety is the spice of life" she says fixing Piper with a knowing glance
Aphrodite turns to Clarisse "so what kind are you after"
"someone who's evenly matched with me"
"oooo" so with out further ado lets meet our first contestant please welcome… Jason!"
crowd cheers hysterically
"So Jason tell us about yourself."
"well my names Jason and I'm a son of Jupiter"
"aannd" Aphrodite prompts
"I've got 2 er 3 amazing friends Leo-"
"Oh yeah! 20 bucks Travis!" Leo yells from the audience
Aphrodite glares at him
"oh umm… carry on."
"well we went on this quest thing to free Hera yeah umm it was tough but luckily I had my friends with me so we made it out alive"
Aphrodite seems unimpressed
" so why did you apply for this show"
" actually you force-"
" well we must continue so girls what do you think of Jason?"
Clarisse drops out
" Too bad " Aphrodite says trying to look sympathetic to Jason " so what are you going to do as your skill
"ummm make a lightning bolt"
" So, are you ready to se these girls on fire"
"Ok I guess " mumbles Jason blushing and looking uncomfortable
"Ok dad can you send down a lightning bolt or something.. " he says finishing aqwardly
Suddenly thunder rumbles and a heart shaped lightning bolt comes down it lingers for a while illuminating the studio drew squeals sounding like a drowning pig-cat , Aphrodite clasps her hands together , Jason looks stunned, and Leo can be heard wolf whistling.
"That was gorgeous! " says Aphrodite tearing up
"u-hh w-well a-ctually"
"so girls what's it to be "
Lacy,Anabeth,juniper and hazel drop out
Aphrodite looks heartbroken at her daughter dropping out
"Why Lacy! Why!"
" Don't get me wrong ,he's a nice guy ,but I prefer someone gentler."
"Well you must; but I'm not giving up on you!"
"So Jason who are the lucky gals tonight it ?"
Jason selects Piper ,Reyna,Gwen and Lou Ellen , Drew runs of the stage sobbing hysterically ( sounding suspiciously like a drunk cat drowning in vodka)
" Now Jason time to confess your type"
" I like a fighter; someone who fights for what they believe in"
"Aha I knew it! That's easy you will battle it out ,no powers allowed "
…...
Reyna and Piper win their bouts
"so who's it to be"
"ummmmmmm"
In a flash Jupiter appears
"Dad what are you doing here "
" Well I am our dad" Jupiter says
Mondo embarrassment
" Ok. I chose….
MWHAHAHAH! - insert evil music - Ok the reason I did this was I don't know who to choose 0_0 so I'm putting it up to vote!
Who should it be Reyna or Piper?
Who should be on the next half ?
What other shows should I do?
PS I'm posting the next part on Wednesday
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