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Soooo...this is chapter 6! I know 2 updates in one week I suprised myself this time.

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"Are you ok?" Edward asked concern washing over his facial features, as I laid there on the floor after my laughter had subsided. I proper myself up on my elbows wincing slightly when my sore abdomen muscles shifted at the movement.

"Yeah, I'm fine" I said my voice scratchy, I raised my hand, "help me up?"

He did and I sat down on his lap. "I come in peace"

Edward chuckled. "I see that."

"Yes, well back to that" I said turning a little so I could see him a better, "I have a proposition for you."

He cocked an eyebrow, "Do tell."

"I've been thinking", I said.

"Well, that's new." he smirked. I slaped his mouth playfully. This was something I liked about our messed up relationship/friendship thing we had going on. One minute we could be scratching each others eyes out and the next we could tease and fool around, like nothing's wrong.

"No, interruptions." I chastised him. "As I was saying, before you rudely interrupted me, I have a proposition. A truce of sorts, we don't mention anything about the Music Program fiasco, Rose and Emmett already know we go way back or at least that we know each other well enough to have something to fight about, if they actually find out they'll asked questions that I know neither of us want to answer, right?" Edward simply nodded and I smiled. "So we just play nice and save whatever we need to talk about that for later or when it absolutely needs to come out in the open, what do you think?"

I he was quiet for a few minutes and I ran my hand through his soft bronze locks scratching his scalp lightly to help him think, "Yeah, I think that'll work for now." he said finally a soft crooked smile on his face.

"Now, for the other matter at hand." I said extracting my hand from his hair, only for him to grab it back and put it on his head again.

"Who said you could stop?" he said, I just rolled my eyes and continued my administrations. "So what did you need?"

"Can you drive us to the diner to meet Emmett and Rosalie for lunch?" I said.

"Yeah ok, let me get a sweatshirt," he said lifting me from his lap and standing, "Are you going to grab something?"

I shook my head no. "It's sunny? Why would I?"

He shrugged and turned around, "In this town you never know."

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"So why do you have such a mom car?" I asked Edward as we made our way towards the garage.

He laughed and open the garage door, "That the car I take to school and back."

I looked at him confusion etched across my face, he simply nudged his head towards the inside of the garage. I swear my jaw hit the floor there in the middle of those four concrete walls stood the sexiest piece of machinery I've ever seen, an Aston Martin Vanquished in charcoal black. "God dam, that is one sexy car." I said biting my lip for good measure, turning around to face Edward. I'm happily surprised to see that distinct flash of lust in his eyes and see that I still got it.

He shook his head roughly, as if to clear his head and I laugh lightly. "Come on get in."

And I did. The interior was smooth black leather and the controls were all high tech and I noticed the decal on the center of the steering wheel was the Cullen family crest in all its majestic presence.

As Edward backed the car out of the garage he asked, "Did you really think I only had the Volvo?"

I blushed a little, and his smirked widen. Asshole."Maybe, you've changed a bit, you've list that edge you use to have." I shrugged.

"Its that obvious? Seriously?" He said turning into town. Wow, this place is really small.

"Well, to me yes." I muttered, looking out the window. I sat up suddenly when I saw big blobs of rain hit the windshield. "What the hell?" It was pouring, were did the fucking sun go?

"Told you so, you never know in this town", Assward said.

"Fucker." I mumbled and continued to pout out the window. He just shook his head mocking me and continued driving.

We parked in front of the diner a few minutes later, and Edward nudged my arm trying to gety attention which I wasn't going to give him after he laugh at my misfortune.

"Here put this on and stop pouting" he said flinging his sweatshirt at me. I smiled and pulled on the jacket, letting his musky scent engulf me it was sweet, sunshine and honey. Weird, most guys just smelled like sweat and cheap body spray or showered in overly expensive strongly scented cologne. The sweatshirt was very big on me, I easy practically swimming in it.

"Ok, lets go" I said patting him on the head and getting out,"Thanks."

I heard him mumble something that sound faintly like 'little minx' but couldn't be sure since I ran inside. The diner was small, a counter with a few stools and red booths and tables basic made up the whole place but it had this nice welcoming feel to it and a certain 70's vibe. Rose and Em spotted me first, they were sitting near the end in a booth were Emmett was failing his arms around wildly attracting much attention and earning a slap upside the head from Rosalie.

"Hey, guys!" I said sliding into the opposite side of the booth, "Have you order yet?"

As I looked through the menu, I felt two pairs of eyes burning a hole on my head. "What?" I finally asked, "Just ask whatever it is, before you spontaneously combust."

"What are you wearing?" Rosalie asked eyeing me suspiciously. Oh right the sweatshirt.

"Yeah, and where is Eddie-boy?" Em said popping an eyebrow and narrowing his eyes,"Did you guys fight, and you got angry,and stabbed him to death, and then put on one of his sweatshirts to cover up your bloody clothes, and...and...and.."

Rosalie and I just stare at him mouth hanging open. Who knew Emmett had such a active imagination? From a sweatshirt he induces that I killed someone and cover up the crime by coming to eat lunch with some of said victims closest friends? Even I know that's a stupid move. So I tell home that and some how or another we get into an indept discussion on killing strategies and how would be the best way to hide the scene of the crime.

"Just so you know, Belly Bean, if I ever need someone to help me hide the body your the first person I would call." Emmett said.

"Ditto, Emmy-Bear." I said and we shook on it, promising to be each others partner in crime.

"What about me?" Rosalie said, looking fairly amused, "What would I do?"

"Bail us out." Em and me said in unison with matching shit eating grins.

Rose just shook her head, and gave Em a peck on the lips, which reminded me that Edward hadn't come inside yet. "Hey, Edward hasn't come in yet."

"That's what she said!" Emmett yelled causing several people to turn.

"I don't know? You came with him." Rosalie said.

"That's what she said!" Emmett yelled again, laughing so much he was practically crying.

I saw Rosalie's amused smile turn into a nasty, bone chilling sneer."The man eating piranha got him." she said in a tone less than friendly and nudged her head for my to look behind me. Emmy being well him just looked up and kept on laughing harder than before. God he looks red.

Shrugging at Emmett's hysterics, I turn around and see Edward, a soaking wet Edward at that, looking slightly annoyed. Focusing on the larger picture, less on Edward's very cling wet shirt and how it out lines his fuck-awesome abs; I see a ugly bottle blonde hair, plastic C-cups boobs, the smallest fucking zebra print dress, and a pair of too tan, too skinny legs. Ok, so I was practically roasting the girl but, who in their right mind wears a dress in this weather and in mother-fucking Forks, Washington. Plus she was putting her claws on my toy, and me being an only child and a daddy's girl never quite learned how to share.

I turned back to the table with an evil glint in my eyes and a sly smile,"I'll be right back guys" I said with a wink and before leaving I reached over to Rosalie and whispered,"Watch how I get the skank out." She smiled and winked back.

Boy,this was going to be fun. I straightened out and let my hair loose so that the waves made it look styled and licked my lips to give me that little seductive gloss, as I approached them."There you are, Honey," I said in a sticky sweet voice, hugging Edward's waist,"I've been looking all over for you." For that extra innocent effect I look up at him through my lashes and wink at him so he'll play along.

He smiles and I know that we're on the same page."Sorry, Babe," he says kissing me on the cheek,"I got caught-up with something."

I chuckle softly keeping up the innocent/naive facade."Of course, who is your friend?" I asked turning to give Skanky my most saccarine sweet smile. I feel Edward's arm sneering around my waist to give me a squeeze and settles on my hip.

"This is Jessica Stanley, Love," he says pointing towards Slutica Stanley who was, what I hope, sneering at me though it looked like she was a little constipated, "She goes to school with us."

"I'm Bella Swan, Jessica, nice to meet you," I said shaking hands with her but, I doubt her hand could be considered a hand it was oily from what I hope to god was lotion and her nails were practically claws. "I hope to see you in school on Monday." Yeah, right. I thought but I'm sure my eyes told her she could go suck it if she talked to me on Monday, I sure as he'll wasn't going toare connections with future porn stars, networking be damn.

"Sure,whatever," Slutica said in a voice two octave higher than normal, dam a little bit more and only dogs will be able to hear her,"Like I wa saying Eddie... "

"Jessica, I've told you that I don't like been called that," Edward said, his jaw was set and he looked like he wanted to scream at her, I've always know that variations of his name was one of Edward's major pet peeves and for that reason I've always used it to push his buttons.

"Like whatever, so like I was like saying you know that in like the prettiest girl in school, right," I wanted to scoff if she was pretty than I definitely do not want to see the rest of the schools feminine population," so like I was like thinking," Hope you didn't blow something,"that you should be my partner for the cotillion classes." She fluttered her clearly fake eyelashes at him and I this I felt something else flutter in side me, my bad, that was my stomach wanting make the blueberry pancakes and milk come out and play.

"Those classes don't start for another week Jessica," Edward said slowly, like you do when talking to a stubborn child,"And the teachers pick the partners for everyone."

"But your mom is in the committee, she can pull some strings for me, right?" She said with a pout.

"I'm sorry Sl-Jessica, no can do," I said patting her overly than skin,"We have to go, but you know who else is in the committee Mrs. Hale, and we're just having lunch with Rosalie. Maybe she can do something for you. Don't you think so, sweetheart?"

"Of course, Love," Edward said looking down at me amusement dancing in his emerald eyes and a little crooked smile,"We must be going now, Jessica, nice to see you."

"Ok, Eddie," Jessica said still pouting, I smirked at her and her pout turned in to a sneer faster than you can say 'saline tits'.

I gave her a little wave and she leaned up to Edward And gave him a kiss dangerously close to his mouth,"Bye." she said and left. I swear if it would have been possible smoke would have been coming out my ears, didn't she take a hint. This was fucking I waited for her to turn around, which I was sure she was going to do because well she's just that predictable, and when she did. I grabbed Edward's head softly between my hands, rubbed the sticky lip gloss she left there away and brought his lips to mine. The kiss was soft bearly there, he cupped my cheek to bring me closer to him, his lips were soft but firm and calming, as our lips moved together it was like everything disappeared around us. That is until we heard a high pitched screech and I felt a smirk stretch across both of our faces. Edward pulled back and rested his forehead against mine and winked. I grabbed his hand he laced his fingers through mine as I lead him to the back booth were a goofy grining Emmett and a royally pissed off Rosalie awaited...

I hope you really like it...I know I worked really hard on this and on a wacked-up keyboard that saying something.

Pd: Did you know that electronics from the USA need power tranformers if plug-in in countrie that have different watt voltage? I didnt! and yestarday afternoon I said good-bye to my new Blackberry (R.I.P).

I'm back in Lima so I'll be getting my writting on, maybe another update before the month is done? I dont know but I'll push myself and hope that we wont have to leave the city for a while..though thats a little bit far fetched.

Sorry for my ranting :$

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