Britain showed a face of displeasure as the American surveyed the scene. Then Alfred spoke, "Dude, why do you have chicks here? They're waaay too young for you; are you like a pervert or something?!" he obnoxiously asked. The four could tell the American wasn't trying very hard to stop smiling at the awkward situation in front of him but he couldn't help but laugh at the embarrassed Englishman.
Arthur became red in the face. "Shut up you wanker! If you must know, I accidently summoned these birds from another universe and I'm trying to help them get back."
"So what did you find out?" interrupted Brigid.
Britain cleared his throat and read from a slip of paper "something from nine known places: China, Canada, Britain, America, Prussia, Russia, France, Japan, Italy, Spain, and Germany."
"What's that mean?" Brittany asked. Britain went to one of his cupboards and pulled out a small bag of English tea.
"It means you need something from each country. Here, I'll put it this burlap sack you can carry around." He said handing the bags and Monica.
"Wait, are you guys Americans?" They nodded. "Sick, that's awesome! I'm America, you're one supreme hero!"
The three from America noticed this man's behavior as young and almost childish. "Sorry America," England gloated, "but Monica, Brigid and Brittany are enjoying my scones, right?" They looked at each other and exchanged glances.
"Ha! See they don't want to eat those crappy bakery pastries; they want to eat this yummy pizza straight from Otto's pizzeria and spicy Buffalo wings."
"That sounds good." said Brittany, apologizing to Britain.
England acknowledged Brigid who was slightly raising her hand. "I'll eat the scones if you have hot sauce."
They ate since they were following Britain's command and Brittany argued with America for several minutes that the wings weren't genuine Buffalo wings, and a Brittany became glad that someone like Brigid approved of the scones.
"Why don't we go to France next, since we are right near there?"
Brittany noted Monica's comments, and shook his head. "Trust me, you do not, under any circumstances, want to go there."
"But we're right –"
"Trust me." exclaimed an annoyed looking Arthur.
"I didn't catch your names." said America, who used his white t-shirt to wipe pizza grease off his hands.
"I'm Brigid."
"I'm Brittany."
"And I'm Monica."
"That's cool. Hey, that list said you needed something from America, so why don't you come back to my country, it's quite awesome you know."
Don't be preposterous you hamburger eating swine, they all can't get to America from here."
"I brought my fighter jet though, and Tony was riding in the other one."
"Tony?" blinked Brigid and Brittany.
"You see that too guys right?" gestured Monica to the pale white alien with red eyes standing before them. They nodded," good then I'm not crazy."
"That's yet to be determined for all of us." Joked Brigid. Oddly enough, Tony nodded.
"So it's settled!" Alfred declared, pointing to the sky." We're going to the good ol' USA!" He ran outside where the three newcomers look to one plain American aircraft, one American aircraft with the shark-like face painted on it, and another aircraft with the Union Jack painted on it. They shifted on their feet as America suddenly pushed bistro to a different plane. "Me, England, and Tony will fly and you will sit back." England look concerned about America's idea but posed no argument because he honestly had nothing better to do and didn't feel like sitting alone in his house all day.
Brittany was flying with Tony, Monica was flying with England, and by default Brigid was flying with America. "You all ready?" asked a skeptical England.
"Ready!" shouted Brittany and Monica who were all buckled up and ready to go.
The glass protection lowered and lock them in, making sure no inside air escaped. They had home let's except Tony who didn't seem to need protection for his cranium. Then they began ignition.
"Blasting off." said America through the radio com link. The airplanes began to hover in the shift of the controls they started speeding off through the misty English sky. Alfred turned and faced Brigid," I should've mentioned this before but I do the school air stunts that show off my heroic-ness." He grinned happily.
Brigid not expect this and with a spark of fear in her eyes, looked back down at the European island and gulped.
