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Scott: Life is a highway! I wanna ride it all night long!
Belarus was coming toward me with her knife in her hands about to stab me. She must've over heard some of our conversation. Isn't it incest because she and Russia are related? Belarus was very pretty, but her ass was insane! Now a normal anime character would just stand there and wait to be stabbed, but I'm getting out of the way!
I dodged to the left and landed on the ground. Belarus was still glaring daggers at me. She was scaring me right now. I slowly stood up. All of a sudden my head started pounding like crazy. It felt like someone was beating my head with a hammer. I leaned up against the wall for support. I swear if I was about to pass out again…
Jen stood there helplessly against the wall. "Watch out!" Alfred yelled. He rushed forward trying to stop Belarus from stabbing Jen. He was her hero and he wouldn't let her get hurt. Suddenly, Belarus screamed and was thrust backwards. Jen had Belarus's knife in her hand and she walked toward her. Belarus was lying down helplessly.
"Jen wait! I know my sister's psycho, but that doesn't mean you should kill her." Russia protested. Jen turned and glared at Russia with her piercing purple eyes. Russia trembled because Jen was almost as scary as Belarus. "My name is Sierra Leone! Not Jen!" Jen continued to advance toward Belarus. France ran forward and picked Belarus up and got out of the way. Jen's eyes followed France's as he got way from her. Alfred grabbed Jen by the shoulders and held her back. Jen protested and cursed at Alfred.
"Why do you love Jen so much, huh?" Jen screamed at Alfred. "What's so special about her?" Alfred was at a loss for words. He didn't get that Jen- er- Sierra Leone would ask him something like that. Of course he did love Jen, but the question caught him off guard. Jen became quiet and went limp in Alfred's arms. She dropped Belarus's knife and it clattered to the floor. Belarus, who was still in France's arms, hit France and went to go retrieve her knife.
She grumbled loudly. Alfred backed away from her so she wouldn't try to hurt Jen again. Belarus glared at the young girl in Alfred's arms. "I won't let her become one with brother Russia!" Belarus ran off down the hall to God knows where. Russia was still trembling. Alfred looked at the girl in his arms. He was so worried about her. Germany appeared and asked about what happened to Jen.
Alfred briefly explained to Germany about 'Jen's freaky ass split personality (as Alfred put it)' and how Belarus almost stabbed her. Germany said that they might need to run more tests on her. That made Alfred highly uncomfortable. He didn't want Jen to always be here and being tested then taken over by Sierra Leone.
Why was this happening? This had been a stressful day and Alfred truly wished him and Jen could go home and relax.
Time skip one month! :D Yay!
My body was sore and I had a killer headache. Germany gave me some pills that should help me when my head was hurting. After Belarus almost killed me, according to everyone, I had a split personality disorder and turned into Sierra Leone. The pills were supposed to calm me down and make sure I don't have some episode and I go crazy on everyone. So I had a country possessing my body and my eyes were still freaking purple! Every time I looked in the mirror I would get startled and ask myself 'Who is that?' then I remember it's me. Mother Africa hasn't called or come to visit me because she was still mad that I turned myself into a country. Stupid mom and her stupid 54 children (Sierra/ me being one of them)! I feel as if Karma is getting back at me for something I did a long time ago. I don't know what though!
I shouldn't dwell on it too long. I was in the bathroom and I took 3 pills. They tasted decent so I didn't mind taking them. I sometimes wish I could go back home, but if that meant never meeting the countries then I'm glad I was kidnapped by Prussia. Seeing them in the show is extremely different from meeting them in real life.
My headache disappeared and I felt better. Alfred was out of the house now and I wanted to go Christmas shopping. He had to deal with me and my depression this past month so I'll make it up to him. Plus he was throwing his annual Christmas party and I wanted to get him a badass Christmas gift. Of course I would get the countries one too. I just wondered what they would want. Now who should I bring along? Oh! I could bring Seychelles along with me! She was good company and I hadn't talked to her in a while. I'd have to call her up.
Suddenly, I heard someone whispering 'marry, marry, marry, marry, marry.' Oh my God it couldn't be- yep it's Belarus. She is somewhere in this flipping huge house. She was going to kill me for real this time. I had no protection unless my split personality would come out.
No way! I don't want to pass out and have Sierra Leone take over my body, which would result in a painful headache afterwards. God, this truly was horrible. I wanted Alfred here, but he was in Washington D.C. today with his boss. I heard footsteps slapping against the wooden floor boards quickly. Belarus was going to come kill me and she was getting close to the bathroom where I was hiding. As the footsteps came closer, I backed up against the sink. I was trembling so bad. The door burst opened and Canada came in! Wait what?
"Oh I'm glad you're alright, eh. You're my brother's girlfriend right?" Canada asked quietly. I nodded. Canada's eyes lit up and he smiled. "How aboot we get out of here? Prussia saw Belarus sneak into my brother's house and Alfred asked me to watch you today since he was out." Canada smiled determinedly. "And I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you!"
"Jen. Where are you? I'll kill you before you become one with brother Russia!" She hissed. Oh crap she was so close now. Canada started shaking. Poor guy. I grabbed his hand which caused Canada to blush. "Come on then let's get out of here before this whacko kills us." I opened up the door a little and peered into the halls. It was deserted so far. Then I heard someone scream "You can't catch the awesome me!" Prussia came running down the hall. He saw me and Canada and grabbed my hand and pulled us down the hall. Belarus was right on our tail.
After Prussia navigated our way through the house, we came to the back door which led outside. As I soon I got out there I saw the most amazing thing. There was a van. The van didn't concern me it was the letters on the van that concerned me! Written in purple, black, red, and yellow graffiti paint were the words: The PruCan Band Wagon.
I don't know why, but I started laughing. That was too funny. "A-are you and Canada a couple?" I asked Prussia. I was still laughing especially when Prussia blushed. Hahahaha! They were extremely different. Before Prussia could answer, a TV landed on the ground which caused Canada to hide behind Prussia. We looked up and we saw Belarus glaring down at us through the top floor window. "Come back here so I can kill you."
I felt cocky so I said something that I regretted instantly. "Goodbye Belarus! I'm going to become one with Russia!" Her eyes flared up and she ran away from the window. She was going to be down here any minute.
"Ok Prussia I'll drive. Let's get out of here." Canada and Prussia agreed and we got in the 'PruCan Band Wagon.' "So," Canada whispered from the back seat, "where are we going now?"
I laughed excitedly and started up the van. "We're going Christmas shopping!"
Scott: Life is a highway! I wanna ride it all night long. With PruCan in the backseat :3
-_- just shut up. I don't even know why it's called a band wagon. What a weird name.
Scott: Ah someone's in a bad mood. You see people this is why her updates have sucked because she's been mad at people this week. Therefore she is uninspired
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Updated: March 28, 2012