Fun. So, I decided since I was actually updating stuff, might as well put this chapter in lest I forget. Okay some introductions are in order! THIS IS KINDA IMPORTANT SO YOU WANNA READ!

Carolynn 'Lynny'C. Jones is South Carolina (Who has a pretty bad potty mouth even as a kid she's like Romano in that way), Charles 'Charlie' R. Jones is North Carolina, Grace A. Jones is Georgia, Fabio 'Fabi' T. Jones is Florida, Virginia 'Ginny' R. Jones is Virginia (Duh), Victor C. Jones is West Virginia, Daniel D. Jones is Delaware, Matthew B. Jones (Yes he was named after Canada but he acts nothing like him) is Massachusets, Timothy 'Big Tim' A. Jones is Texas, Abigail 'Abby' P. Jones is Arizona, Nathanial 'Nate' CC. Jones is Nevada and Amelia MR. Jones is the Confederate States of America or as she prefers to be called South USA as South America is well south america. *Sweatdrops*

So those are all my OC's that are introduced in this chapter but more are on the way if I continue. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:I don't own Hetalia or the characters but I own my OC's.

Chapter 1

All morning America had been getting calls from his kids, mainly the thirteen, and while not exactly normal wasn't that odd being so close to his birthday. Still, he hadn't had time to answer as he'd put off some serious paperwork till the last second (And maybe-kinda-sorta forgot his phone was on silent). It didn't cross his mind that the calls were serious until an 803 number crossed the screen. The one person, out of all of his kids, that refused to call, text or even talk to him face-to-face without it being absolutely necessary. Alfred quickly jerked the phone up to his ear and cautiously answered. "Hello?"

"What. The. Hell." hissed his second oldest daughter Carolynn or as most know her, South Carolina. America blinked. He would have thought it was Lynny's younger brother, Charlie, calling him from his sisters phone but no it was South Carolina in person...er...talking to him over the phone at least.

"Uh…Carolynn?"

"What did you pay Massachusetts to do this? Do you have any bloody idea how weird this is?" He blinked. Massachusetts? Bloody?

"Wait-what? What's going on? And did you just say 'bloody'?" America could almost feel the anger coming from the phone.

"I'm. A. Fucking. Kid." There was silence for a moment before Alfred registered what she said.

"What?"

"Goddammit you heard me! I'm back to being a fucking eight year old!"

"Language Carolynn. Tell me from the beginning." He heard her sigh, which sounded more exhausted than her usual forced sighs to calm herself down.

"Last night I went to bed, perfectly normal and then when I woke up –bam- I was a kid again! All of my clothes have shrunk too." This was far out, even for Carolynn who enjoyed playing pranks on Alfred at every and any chance she could get without talking to him or apologizing of course.

"South Carolina if this is a prank-"

"Hell I wouldn't be calling you if it was a prank! Grace and Charlie are kids too."

"She's not lying Dad." Came a distinctive young voice, one of his sons Charlie or North Carolina.

"Oh boy…let me figure this out. You two pack up and come up here."

"Were minors now Alfred, we can't drive!" He flinched over the use of his name but continued.

"Alright, alright let me see if it's just you guys or others than I'll get you all up here."

"Great... Hey! What the-CHARLIE!" He could hear the sounds of a struggle before the child North Carolina got onto the phone.

"Hi Dad. I just wanted to talk to you and say that I'll make sure big sister packs, and doesn't runoff on her four-wheeler again." Alfred couldn't help but chuckle at the background noise of his daughter yelling in multiple languages and Charlie's attempts to subdue his sister.

"Alright sport. You be careful though."

"I will. Love you Daddy!"

"Love you too Charles." After hanging up from the conversation with the Carolina's, he called some of his other kids. First Florida, as it occurred to him that maybe it had something to do with the south but that theory was crushed when Fabio answered that he was normal and driving up to Grace's to see why his sister was freaking out. Alfred then called Virginia, as she always had a finger on the going on's in the country. Sadly she was also a kid but her younger brother, West Virginia or Victor as the family called him, was still normal. Picking up on the fact that it was all his oldest kids, he rang up Delaware, Daniel, his oldest son and child and who was yet again a very annoyed kid. After that heated conversation, he gave in and called Massachusetts, the wizard of the family, and received a very angry child cursing in old English like Carolynn had as he searched his spell books that his mother hadn't burned to find a reversing spell. At this, Alfred felt the need to text everyone with the following message:

Everyone report to DC ASAP! I don't care if you have plans, family emergency! And no it's not a war on Mexico Arizona so stop getting your hopes up and I don't care if you have a poker game Nevada. Here. Now.

That ought to get them all here or at least he knew Texas, could get Arizona away from that border of hers. Of course, within two minutes he had over twenty replies including "What?" "What's Matthew done now?" "Please don't tell me SC seceded again." And "I'll get Abby". The latter one being from Tim of course. Alfred, groaned leaning back in his chair. Strange enough he hadn't gotten a reply from Amelia, and she had the mother intuition on if any of the kids were in trouble. That was something else to be concerned. Glancing over to the clock that read 3:09PM, it was late enough that he could skip the last two hours and work at home, right? Jumping up, he grabbed his coat, phone, and briefcase before tearing off and out of the building. He had a serious problem to solve and maybe if he'd looked down at his phone again he would have gotten some answers in the form of Iggy but alas, he did not.

Okie dokie! So we now know that the 13 are now kids! Fun (For me at least)! America also is a bit OOC but I always imagined him a naive nation with other nations but a serious and experienced daddy at home. It works in my mind. Also, the other nations kinda-sorta-maybe-probably-actually-don't-really-know that the states exist. May the akwardness continue (Sooner of later). Feedback please!