Note: I own nothing
Somewhere in the pet's territory in a canyon-like place where smoke comes out of the ground, we hear Bolt complain about Godzilla. "That lousy Godzilla, I won't be able to sit for a week" Bolt said. We then hear Stitch laughing. We then see Bolt and Stitch and Bolt has some claw marks on his rear. "It's not funny, Stitch" Bolt said seriously. Stitch then laughed louder. "Shut up!" Bolt shouted. He then growled then tackled Stitch and they fought for a little bit. "Will you knock it off!" Mittens shouted at them. "Well he started it" Bolt pointed out. "Look at us. No wonder we are at the bottom of the food chain" Mittens pointed out. " I hate being mangled with" Bolt said. "Oh yeah? You know if it weren't for those monsters we would be running the joint" Mittens said. "I hate monsters" Bolt said. "So pushy" "And scaley" "Scummy" "And man are they.." "Ugly" They said in unison and laughed. They stopped laughing when they heard another voice.
"Oh I can assure you not all monsters are that bad" Space Godzilla said looking down at the pets. "Oh Space Godzilla it's just you" Bolt said. "We just thought it was someone important" Mittens said. "Yeah you know like Godzilla" Bolt said. "I see" Space Godzilla said as if he was somewhat offended. "Man, I just hear that name and I shutter" mittens said. "Godzilla!" Bolt said in a creepy tone. "Ooh.. do it again" Mittens said. "Godzilla!" Bolt said again. Mittens shuttered. "Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!" Bolt continued. Stitch was laughing because of how funny it was to him. "It tingles" Mittens said. "I'm surrounded by idiots" Space Godzilla said annoyed. "Well you're one of us I mean you're our pal" Bolt said. "Charmed" Space Godzilla said sarcastically. "Ooh I like that, he's no king, but he is still so proper" Mittens commented. "Yeah, hey did you bring anything for us to eat?" Bolt asked. "I don't think you deserve this" Space Godzilla said holding a chunk of meat in his hands. All three were begging for the meat. "I practically gave you those kids and you couldn't dispose of them" Space Godzilla finished. He then dropped the meat and all three were eating it. "Well, you know.. it wasn't like they were alone" Mittens pointed out as her mouth was full. "Yeah, what are we supposed to do?" Bolt said with a mouth full then swallowed. "Kill Godzilla?" Bolt continued. "Exactly" Space Godzilla said in a sly tone.
Space Godzilla jumps down from where he was and smoke comes out of the ground.
Space Godzilla: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as an Anguris' backside
Space Godzilla walks up to Stitch chewing on a bone.
Space Godzilla: As thick as you are, pay attention!
Space Godzilla swipes the bone from Stitch's grasp. And Stitch stands at attention.
Space Godzilla: My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The light are not all on upstairs
Space Godzilla acts like he's inspecting Stitch.
Space Godzilla: But we're talking kings and successions
Mittens and Bolt laugh at Stitch.
Space Godzilla: Even you can't be caught unawars
Space Godzilla surprised Mittens and Bolt and they both fell into spouts which launched them into the air.
Space Godzilla: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Mittens and Bolt crash-land somewhere behind Space Godzilla.
Space Godzilla: Be prepared for sensational news
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer
Mittens: And where do we feature?
Space Godzilla: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squard
Be Prepared!
Space Godzilla kicked Stitch off the rock he was on, chewing another bone and fell into a pile of bones.
Bolt: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared... for what?
Space Godzilla: For the death of he king
Bolt: Why is he sick?
Space Godzilla: No fool we are going to kill him. And Junior too.
Mittens: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Mittens and Bolt: No king, no king! La la la la la!
Space Godzilla: Idiots! There will be a king!
Bolt: But you said..
Space Godzilla: I will be king. Stick with me and you'll never grow hungry again!
Space Godzilla is then seen on a rock that was high and lights made it seem like a speech stage.
Pets: Long live the king!
Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
All the pets are seen doing a goose step march. Then as they go past Space Godzilla they turn their heads and look up at him.
Space Godzilla: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
Point I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
Space Godzilla jumped down and as he went up to one of them. One of them fell into a crack that came as Space Godzilla landed.
Space Godzilla: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Pets: Ooooh, La-la-la
Space Godzilla: Meticulous planning
Pets: We'll have food!
Space Godzilla: Tenacity spanning
Pets: Lots of food!
Space Godzilla: Decades of denial
Pets: We repeat
Space Godzilla: Is simply why I'll
Pets: Endless meat
Space Godzilla: Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And see for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Pets: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
All: Be prepared!
They all laugh evilly.