Hi, viewers! It's that time again- update time! I was just itching to get this done, regardless of my laziness. And thanks to those reviewers, I appreciate each and every one of them, but also to those who enjoy the story, even if they don't leave a review. Thanks to the faves too!

"Gah!" The blonde gasped suddenly. The people around him were startled. He coughed and tried to sit up, but some nurses had restrained him. Though his eyes were half-open, he couldn't tell who was there. All he heard was, "let him speak when he's ready." Deidara managed to reach his arms and wipe his cerulean eyes. Then he blinked once and looked around him.

Several nurses sat by his side. There was the raven boy standing nearby, and a white-haired albino boy standing by the door with a tray in his hands. They were all staring at him with the same look in their eyes. It kind of scared the blonde, like they expected him to say or do something.

"Well? Say something." The raven told him, shooing away the nurses. He took off the restrains. Deidara sat up, but was speechless. Truth be told, he was a little scared of this guy ever since he saw him, and those dark eyes scared him most. The albino walked over to him and set the tray before him.

"Um… hi?" Deidara obeyed nervously. The albino facepalmed. Seeing that he was not pleasing anybody, he switched to the most obvious subject. "What happened exactly, un? Why am I here? Where's Sasori and Kisame, un? And who are you?" The albino looked rather relieved by this point, but the raven still gave him his usual hard stare.

It was the albino who blabbed out everything first. "I'm Hidan. Some motherf*cking dude pushed you into the d*mn water. You almost drowned. Dude, you should have seen that retard Sasori! The b*stard jumped right in the water to save you! And he didn't even know how to f*cking swim! They had to pull both of you b*tches out! Then he wouldn't leave this room except to go get food and go to the bathroom! The nurses had to practically drag him out, yelling and screaming the whole time, so he f*cking yelled at me to bring you your d*mn food!"

After this Deidara started feeling awfully lightheaded and was overwhelmed at the sudden information and the excessive swearing from this 'Hidan' guy. He could catch the raven giving him a stern glare. "Well, I'm Uchiha. Uchiha Itachi. We've met before. What Hidan says is true, except that it was Kisame who told Hidan to bring you the food." Itachi shot Hidan another glare. "And I think you should know that Kisame went through a lot of trouble to help save you and your fiancée." The raven scowled at the last word.

"What the f*ck, un? What makes you think I like that idiot, un?" Deidara, for some reason, unleashed his anger all at once. He was about to punch this guy since he no longer had restraints, until Hidan let out a 'whoa, calm down blondie'.

Itachi didn't seem a bit surprised at the outburst. His voice seemed level, which scared Deidara. "Come on, confess. Everyone knows you like him."

"I-… I do not, un." Deidara crossed his arms and a light blush came across his face so he turned his head away, trying to hide it. Even then, he could see Hidan and Itachi smirking in the corner of his eye. He nervously tried to change the subject. "Why does that food seem better than what they give us at lunch?"

Thankfully, Hidan played along with this. He laughed. "Looks like you have a liking for the local grub. That 'idiot' used up all his scraps of money just so you wouldn't have to eat the sh*t they served for lunch today!" Deidara raised his eyebrow. Sasori? Buy lunch for him with his only money? Whoa, that didn't seem like him at all.

"So how long was I out, un? And can I leave?" Deidara asked before gobbling down his food hungrily. He really wasn't interested on injuries or anything related to that.

Hidan opened his mouth, but it was Itachi who spoke first. "You were out for two days. It's probably because you hit the back of your head on a rock while you were drowning. And I'll ask the nurse." The raven got up and left. That left him and Hidan in the room. The albino sat down next to him.

"Hey, for a f*cking blondie, you seem like a nice d*mn guy. And hot too." He remarked. When Deidara gave him a funny look for the last sentence, he responded with a big grin. "Ah, don't f*cking worry. It's a normal compliment in our gang. Besides, I have a boyfriend, so don't be too disappointed." The blonde shot him an 'are you kidding?' glare. "Uh, okay, I get it… anyway, the b*tch was giving me sh*tty lectures about money this morning."

Deidara groaned. Why was everyone at this camp so weird? At that moment Itachi returned and noted him that he was okay to leave. But as soon as the bomber got up, he wheezed and wanted to fall down again. That's what it feels like to attempt to walk after not doing so for two days. Hidan, seeing his struggle, grabbed the blonde and threw him on his back.

The albino really didn't care what people thought when they saw him giving his 'new pal' a piggyback ride, so the two ran through the clearing looking like complete idiots.

"Where shall we go, blondie?" Hidan grinned once more. Deidara looked as if he was about to pass out.

"T-ake me to my c-ca-abi-in…" Poor Deidara managed to let out.

"Okey-dokey!" Hidan yelled at the top of his lungs and started running faster. It seemed to only take twenty seconds to get to their destination, since the nurse's cabin was quite a far distance from Deidara's cabin. When they got there, Hidan had tried to come to a complete stop, but ended up failing. Deidara flew off his back and straight into a mud puddle. Still, the albino couldn't stop and tripped forward into the puddle with his friend.

The blonde was almost about to drown in the mud, so his friend kept his head above the substance and slowly carried him into his cabin. The door was unlocked. At that moment Deidara snapped awake and got down. "Ack!" He yelped suddenly because he had just noticed he was covered in mud. Hidan laughed loudly.

"What happened… un?"

Hidan laughed harder. "You're such a d*mn lady! You passed out as soon as I got running! Oh… and the mud, don't ask." Inside, Hidan was a little embarrassed about his fail, but luckily his friend wasn't conscious to see it. Deidara slapped him angrily and lectured for eight minutes about how he wasn't a female.

The albino was relieved when the lecture was over. The way it ended was that the blonde had noticed that there was so much mud in his hair, so he stopped mid-sentence just to start worrying about it.

"Hidan, is it okay if I go take a bath? I don't want the mud to harden on my hair, un. You should too." Hidan snickered. Very manly.

"Nah, don't f*cking worry about me. I'm gonna help my d*mn self to whatever bullsh*t is in your refrigerator."

Deidara couldn't help but chuckle and take some clothes and headed towards the bathroom. Halfway during his walk there, he heard Hidan complain about how there was nothing in the refrigerator except for a shrimpy avocado, and Hidan hated avocadoes. Deidara opened the door, and immediately dropped his clothes at what he saw.

The blonde shrieked at the top of his lungs. Sasori looked rather irritated. "Can't you leave a guy alone when he's shower- Oh, it's you, DeiDei!" The redhead stopped midsentence to bear-hug his blonde companion- scratch that, mud-covered blonde companion wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

Deidara swore he was going to pass out from a nosebleed or being unable to breathe from all this. So he spoke out before he embarrassed himself more. "Um, Danna?"

Sasori looked at him for a moment. "Yes?"

"Could you let me go for a second, un?"

The redhead gave him a funny look, but let go. As soon as he did, Deidara ran away, forgetting his change of clothes on the bathroom floor and yelled to Hidan, 'Need tissues!'

Hidan cocked his head to the side, not understanding, but passed the tissue box to Deidara, and the blonde rushed under his bed in shame. Just then, Sasori walked in still not dressed like it was nothing, and wasn't even questioning the albino's presence.

"What's gotten into Deidara-chan?"

Hidan snickered. "He's just… f*cking… weird…" Clearly Sasori did NOT get it.

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, he is kind of weird…"

But under the bed, the blonde was covering his nose and thinking, they're the ones that are weird!

Nobody noticed, but a shadow flashed by in the window.

"It seems you haven't taken my warning seriously, Deidara. I'm watching you."

^_^ Hooray! I could get this done in a day! (Usually it takes me a few days to actually write the chapter) For some reason I was so motivated! A few things I want to talk about- does anyone have a guess who Deidara's stalker? Oh yea, and I don't think Deidara's the weird one here… *snickers* Who leaves the bathroom door unlocked when you have a roommate? Who walks out of the bathroom almost naked and does not freak out when there's someone else in the room?

Again, hope you enjoyed the chappie! Worked hard D: