AN: Hey guys! I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY! I completely forgot! I know that is terrible but i honestly just forgot! But, This is the second to last chapter and the last chapter is being written as we speak!

So please guys, read and review!

Disclaimer: I in no way own any of the Avengers, anything to do with Marvel comic rights etc etc. I think you all know the drill by now! I do own the plot line and the writing so please ask for my express permission before recreating any of my work.

Eva
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"No!"

"Why the hell not? I have done everything that the rest of them have considered relaxing and now it is their go to do what I consider relaxing!"

Coulson, Tony, Steve, Thor and Bruce were all standing outside the room Clint had requested them to meet in. No one wanted to be the first one to go in, as Natasha and Clint seemed to be having a very heated argument. Tony huffed and pushed open the door, muttering expletives under his breath about the rest of them all being cowards.

"So… What are we doing this week then?"

Clint and Natasha looked up, Natasha glaring strong enough to scare any man.

"Well…"

Natasha scowled even more. "We are NOT!"

"Tasha! Let them decide! Maybe they won't agree with you, or even if they do… They won't be as selfish as you obviously are!"

'I am not being selfish! It is a stupid idea!"

Tony laughed. "Guys… calm down… I can't be the only genius in the room! Sort out your little problem later and let's get on with the task."

"Like you sorted out your problem with Steve?"

"Sex is always an option, yes!"

Steve groaned while Tony just smirked.

"Anyway, my proposition is we all have sex together…"

Complete silence…

"An orgy…"

Silence… And then:

"What?!"

"Are you a complete idiot?!"

"You have got to be kidding me!"

"Seriously Clint? I always knew you were weird but God! Not that weird!"

'I do not get paid enough for any of this!"

Natasha smirked at Clint. "Told ya so!"

Clint held up his hands, "Fine!"

"Wait!"

Everyone turned around to look at Thor who was standing in the doorway looking thoroughly confused. "What is this… orgy?"

Clint smiled. "It is when lots of people have sex with each other at once. An example would be all of us having sex… What do you think?" He looked hopefully at Thor, if even just one person sided with him, it wouldn't be so bad…

"I think I agree with the rest of them…"

Clint moved to the corner of the room to sulk, "Fine… What should we do instead then?"

"Film?"

Most of the Avengers nodded, well, everyone except for Clint who sulked in the corner of the room.

"Any ideas? Not the Lion King, Thor!"

"But Steeeeeevvveeeeee!"

"No!" Pretty much everyone was decided that they didn't want to watch the Lion King… for the fourth time.

"What about Mamma Mia?"

Everyone turned to look at Steve.

"What?! It is a good film! Colin Firth! Gay! In a wet, white shirt! Dancing with another gay man under a fountain!"

Everyone had shocked expressions on their faces, even Clint.

"What?! I figured you all know I am gay by now! In my time it was illegal to like men! I am going to take advantage of the fact that it is in fact legal now!"

"Okay… Any other suggestions?"

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief."

"Um… No…"

"The King's Speech?"

Everyone looked at Steve. "What film is that?"

"It is basically about King George VI, and he has a stammer and it is pretty cool!"

"Is Colin Firth in it?"

"… Yes…"

"No."

Everyone in the room sighed, even Clint. "Then what the hell are we supposed to do? We can't even pick a good film!"

"I have got it." Clint smirked in the corner as everyone turned to him in surprise.

"Well… What is it then?"

"Gnomeo and Juliet! And before any of you complain, I get to choose because you are all stupid and are refusing to have an orgy with me."

"What film is this?"

"It is Romeo and Juliet, but with Gnomes… And Elton John did all the songs… And, it has happy ending!"

"Clint! You can't spoil the ending!"

"Everyone knows what happens in Romeo and Juliet! I was just trying to make this version seem more attractive."

"Fine!" Everyone muttered their yeses and nodded their heads.

Clint rushed over to a cabinet in the side of the room and got out a DVD. He then put it in the player and sat down in front of the TV. Bruce went out to get popcorn (as was his job, assigned by Steve for all movie events, displayed on a sparkly board, also made by Steve, yes the team should have realised he was gay sooner.)

The film started with the opening credits sequence and the fight between the two neighbours. Natasha, Tony and Coulson all sat down reluctantly.

Natasha leant over to whisper in Coulson's ear, "Well… at least this is better than an orgy!"

Coulson snorted and nodded. He supposed she was right. And the film wasn't going to last very long and then it would all be over! He would be able to go on his date with Pepper!

"Shh…" Clint glared at them and then gestured to the TV. "We are watching this now. You can have your conversations later!"

Steve waited for Bruce to come back before sitting down next to Tony and snuggling up to him. No members of the team (Except for Clint) were that convinced that the film was going to be all that great. A lot of eye rolling was exchanged to start with and some rude gestures were made behind Clint's back. Eventually they settled down and started to properly watch the films. Occasionally shushing Steve, who turned out to be a closet Elton John fan.

One hour, twenty minutes later…

"Oh my God! They can't be dead… they can't be… NOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE DEAD!" Steve was sitting in a heap on the floor, sobbing his eyes out. "Why would they do something like that?"

Suddenly, on screen, the rubble started to move and you could see a hand. Gnomeo emerged from the remains of the castle/pedestal/thing and pulled Juliet up with him.

"YES!"

Steve started dancing around the room. Coulson and Natasha could be seen discretely wiping tears from their eyes. Tony was quietly sobbing along with Bruce and Clint was just sitting in front of the TV, smirking as the rest of the team fell apart. Everyone sang along to the last song and laughed together.

"That was surprisingly nice… Thanks Clint."

"Yeah, I LOVE that film… I think the only way they could have made it better was if John Barrowman was in it…"

Everyone laughed.

Coulson had stood up and was stretching. "I guess this means this stupid exercise is all over!"

"But we haven't done what relaxes you!"

"We don't need to… Trust me."

With that, Coulson walked out the room. The avengers looked at each other, and then they all looked at Tony.

"Well?"

"Well what?" Tony looked very confused.

"Is he going out with Pepper next week?"

"Oh… Yeah… I think so… Why?"

Natasha smirked. "Don't worry… You'll find out soon enough."

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