~∞ ROSES ∞~
Chapter Eight: The Mysterious Rose
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Thanks, doll ;)
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Who's this?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Guess :)
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Uh… Well, you text a LOT of emoticons… So you're a girl?
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Wait… You called me doll…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Closer :)
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
You're a lesbian girl? This just became awkward… er…
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I don't have a problem with that, but um…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Hell no! I'm a guy, thank you very much!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
So you're gay? I'm a girl, FYI, even though my name's Max...
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I know.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Uh… Have you considered talking to a COUNSELOR about your… situation?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I LIKE GIRLS – NOT GUYS! GET IT STRAIGHT!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I am completely totally straight.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
…Yeah…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
You don't believe me.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
PSH NO! Where would you get THAT? That's absurd… Psh…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
ME? AND A GUY? *shiver*
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Are you SURE you're not a girl?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
We went over this: I am a frickin guy.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
That's what Justin Bieber says…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Did… Did you just compare me to that… thing?
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Uh, yeah?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I am NOT JUSTIN BEIBER!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
It's Bieber.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
And I never said you were.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Just a JB wanna-be. Duh.
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I hate you.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
New record! Someone I don't know hates me!
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
But you DO know me *suggestive wink*
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Okay, are you SURE you're not female?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Do I LOOK female?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Don't answer that.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Well, you can't look as female as Fang Walker…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
EXCUSE ME? HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL! HE IS VERY VERY VERY MASCULINE!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
And you wonder why I question your sexuality.
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I HATE YOU.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Good. Now, WHO ARE YOU?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
The guy in your dreams ;)
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Fang?
~…~
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
He's in your dreams?
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Well YEAH. I mean, if I can't actually murder him, I can dream about it, can't I?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
…
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Don't tell me he's in YOUR dreams.
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Hell no!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Oh. My. God. He is, isn't he?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I said it once, and I will say it again: NO!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Oh my God… Er… I don't know if talking to you is healthy…
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
How? Don't tell me you're in love with Fang.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
How the hell does that come back into this convo?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Oh really? I wasn't aware this was a conversation. Esp since one person keeps insulting the other XP
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I KNOW! Insulting isn't nice!
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
I was talking about you, nimrod.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Exactly my point. You just insulted me.
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Did I mention I HATE YOU?
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Do you even KNOW me?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
New record! Hate someone you don't know.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Well played man-girl, well played.
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
WHAT did you just call me?
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
… A man-girl?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
*sigh* At least I'm more man than girl
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
O.o Did you seriously just say that?
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
WAIT! DELETE THAT! I COMMAND YOU!
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
*evil laugh* Sorry, no can do.
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Blackmail XD
From: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Not if you don't know who I am…
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
Ooh, mysterious. You are…
To: (***) ***-**** Unknown
… Mysterious Rose.
From: Mysterious Rose
WTF?
To: Mysterious Rose
Ah, my friend, you have a long way to go.
From: Mysterious Rose
I. AM. MALE! A rose is tooooo feminine.
To: Mysterious Rose
Just like your texting.
From: Mysterious Rose
What about you?
To: Mysterious Rose
Man-girl, I AM a girl. I have the right to text like that.
From: Mysterious Rose
Whatever.
From: Mysterious Rose
So no "you're welcome"?
To: Mysterious Rose
Er… Why?
From: Mysterious Rose
Read your first text.
~…~
To: Mysterious Rose
No. NO WAY IN HELL.
From: Mysterious Rose
Yep! It's MEEE baby!
To: Mysterious Rose
*sigh* At least I have blackmail now. *evil laugh*
From: Mysterious Rose
I HATE YOU.
To: Fang Walker
*sad*
From: Fang Walker
?
From: Fang Walker
Max?
From: Fang Walker
I am sorry
From: Fang Walker
I promise I am sorry.
To: Fang Walker
Ever notice that "I promise" and "I am sorry" have eight letters? Then again, so does BULLSHIT. Count it.
From: Fang Walker
I apologize.
For some reason, at that last text, Max smiled. She didn't know why, nor if she wanted to, but she did. And for some weird reason, it felt natural.