Weapon of Choice
Chapter the Seventh:
Random Smut
Everyone should be very glad that I don't own Naruto.
As they proceeded through one of the many gardens scattered around the Hyuuga complex. Tenten couldn't shake the feeling that she was being watched from one of the rooftops behind her. As a ninja, she had learned not to trivialize such feelings.
"Neji..."
He nodded and silently indicated to ignore the disturbance.
Tenten peeked around her shoulder and smirked when she saw a glimpse or Naruto's orange blazer poking out from behind a bit of architectural froofery . Might as well give him something to watch then, she thought wickedly. She grabbed Neji's shoulder and spun him towards her. She pressed herself up against him. Her inner thigh moved against him, and she proceeded to stick her tongue down his throat. After a brief moment's hesitation, Neji pressed her up against a convenient tree and hoisted her up by her thighs. In response, she wrapped her legs around his waist and started to unbutton his robes.
"Tenten..." he moaned.
She responded with a low purr.
"Tenten," he repeated flatly, snapping his fingers at her
She blinked and noticed that he was regarding her with an odd expression from a few feet away.
"Um..." she dithered, rubbing the back of her neck and blushing. "Sorry, got lost for a bit there, heh heh. What were you saying?"
"Hn," he grunted, but there a small smug smirk that he was unable to hide.
0-0
After walking for a while down identical long white corridors with Neji occasionally pointing out various items of interest Tenten's attention started to wander, it fell upon a strange weathered looking door.
"Hey, Neji." She gently nudged him and pointed towards the area of interest. "What's that?"
Neji frowned. "A door."
Tenten rolled her eyes. "I mean, what's behind the door?"
"I don't know." he admitted.
Tenten smiled impishly, raising an eyebrow. "We should definitely check it out then."
"Hn," he agreed.
The door slid open to reveal a dilapidated workshop and Tenten gasped. The ground was lined with dirty wood chips that had a foul scent of mold, and the wood walls were decaying under years of neglect. Welding equipment that predated their birth was rusted with disuse and piles of dull weapons lay scatted around the room beneath a labyrinth of dust and cobwebs. As Neji turned up his nose and scowled in disgust, Tenten began bouncing with glee.
"Eeeeeeeeeee!" she squealed, causing Neji's eyes to widen slightly.
She giggled and dashed to and fro, examining various tools and weapons that Neji couldn't name. By the time Neji was considering leaving after being ignored for several minutes, Tenten finally stopped and turned towards him, beaming
"Neji, this is awesome! Why didn't you tell me you had a forge?"
"I've never seen this room before."
Tenten looked at the room again. "When was the last time anyone was in here?"
Neji shrugged.
0-0
"Alcohol!" shouted Naruto.
"W-what?" gasped Hinata.
"That's how we'll get Tenten and your cousin together!"
Hinata looked confused.
"It's something I learned when I was training with Ero-sensei. Alcohol makes people express their true feelings."
Hinata looked doubtful. "Um...Naruto..."
"No, really, it's true. I'll show you!"
He took hold of her hand and led her to a conveniently located drinking establishment.
"Two of the strongest drinks you have," he ordered.
Unfortunately for the duo, they had stumbled upon Hiro's, Konoha's most infamous purveyor of adult beverages. This reputation was established due to the serving of 'Hiro's Hammer', a mysterious home brew of dubious origins. When asked what went into this infamous beverage, the owner would mumble something about 'mostly apples' and then start giggling uncontrollably It had been described by no less than the Hokage herself as "Like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick."
The pair sat at the bar and received their orders, and Hinata eyed her drink dubiously.
"Well, bottoms up!" exclaimed Naruto before he swallowed his drink in one gulp.
Hinata took a tentative sip. "Oh! It's good," she commented before having another sip and shuffled closer to Naruto.
0-Three Drinks Later-0
"Y'know 'Nata, I n'vr not'ced b'for' bu' you're r'lly, really pretty…'nd you've got a r'lly nice rack too."
Hinata giggled from Naruto's lap.
Naruto made large circular motions with his hands. "Th're r'lly big n' round n' full n' stuff."
Hinata smiled and blushed deeply as she started to take off her jacket.
Naruto's eyes flicked between Hinata's face and her chest. "Can I uhh..?
She giggled again. "Do you wan' to touch them, Nar'to?"
Naruto's face screwed up in thought for a moment. "Okay." He started to reach for her.
"HEY, YOU KIDS! TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"
"Hey, 'nata, y'wanna get outa here?"
"Mm hmm."
Together they stumbled out into the street.
"N-nar'to?"
"Yeah?"
"I th'k I like alc'hol. Can we fin' s'more?"
Naruto grinned. "Don' w'rry, I kno' where th'rs lots."
0-0
"...and they were totally naked!" Hanabi's voice was incredulous. "If we hadn't walked in on them, they would have totally done it," she continued. "Right there in the bath, I mean people have to bathe there! Might as well just go ahead and do it in the dining hall in the middle of dinner! Seriously, no one wants to see that."
"Um... Hanabi?"
"Yes, Konohameru dear."
"Why are you in my house?"
"Is it wrong that I want to see my boyfriend?"
"But I'm not..." Some sixth sense told him that it would be a very bad idea to finish that sentence. It seemed as though stalking was genetic but Hanabi had still always been more...aggressive than her sister. Oh well, he thought, at least she's pretty.
0-0
Hiashi was wandering through the complex. He liked to get out of his office on occasion and speak to the family members. And he definitely wasn't doing this to avoid the mountain of paperwork that was waiting for him in his office. Eventually, he ran into Neji.
"Good evening, Neji."
"Good evening, Uncle."
Hiashi blinked a few times and looked his nephew from head to toe.
"Neji, are you wearing an apron?"
"It's a smock," he said defensively.
Before Hiashi could comment further, Tenten, who was also dressed in a 'smock', interrupted. She was, he observed, rather dirty.
"Thanks, Neji. It would have taken forever if I had to so that all on my - Lord Hiashi!" She dropped to her knees and kowtowed. He still made her a bit nervous.
Hiashi motioned for her to rise and gave Neji a pointed look as if to say 'See, she gets it'.
Neji snorted.
Ignoring his nephew, Hiashi continued, "I see that you've discovered the forge."
"Yes, Lord Hiashi. It was presumptive of me I know but I took it upon myself to...uh." She trailed off not sure how to finish.
Hiashi chuckled. "So you thought to appropriate it for yourself?"
"Um, er...yes?" She bit her lip nervously.
Hiashi wrinkled his nose. "It's about time some one got some use out of it."
Neji smirked as Tenten bounced up and down squealed in delight. She managed to stop herself from giving Hiashi a hug and bowed instead.
"Thank you, Lord Hiashi."
Hiashi looked between her and his nephew. They looked good together. If what he had seen in the bath the previous day was any indication, Hinata had succeeded in her mission and so there was no longer any point in beating around the bush.
"Neji, you and Miss Tenten will meet me in my office after dinner tonight." He then turned on his heel and left.
0-0
A few hours later, Neji and Tenten, who were still dressed from dinner, waited outside of Hiashi's office.
"What do you think he wants?" asked Tenten nervously. figeting with her kimono, "Do you think he wants me to leave?"
Neji shrugged.
Hiashi entered and sat down at his desk.
"Good evening. I suppose you are wondering why I asked you here."
"Yes, Lord Hiashi," answered Tenten.
Neji, who anticipated the worst, just glared.
The action made Hiashi sigh a little, the boy was so paranoid.
"Neji, the council has made a decision concerning your engagement." Neji started to protest but Hiashi cut him off. "No, it's not Hinata."
Tenten looked devastated.
The corner of Hiashi's mouth turned up a little, and he turned to the kunoichi.
"Tenten, congratulations, you're engaged."
0-0
The morning sun rose slowly on the 'village' of Konoha. As the Hokage, Tsunade, blearily made her way to the office, she was met unexpectedly by her assistant.
"Shizune, why are you blocking the door?"
"Um…no reason. Uh, why don't you take the day off today?" she suggested nervously.
Tsunade was instantly suspicious. "What are you hiding?"
"N-nothing."
The Hokage narrowed her eyes. "Shizune..."
Her assistant gulped and moved to the side.
Tsunade snorted and swung open the door. Her eyes shot wide as she took in the state of her office. Naruto was lying unconscious on her office floor wearing only his underwear and was surrounded by HER empty sake bottles. Tsunade then noticed a tuff of purple hair that Naruto was hugging and a long pair of pale, feminine legs that poked out from the mess. Tsunade deduced that it was the equally nude Hyuuga heiress who was wrapped in Naruto's arms.
NA-RU-TO!" she bellowed.
dun dun duuun!
Sorry this took so long, decided to take Japanese this semester, and guess what?
It's really hard! So I haven't had a lot of free time.
Anyway, I do plan on finishing this story so if it looks like it's dead, It's just resting, really!
also waaaay back a few chapters ago i got a request for a hitchhiker quote, so here it is. also my beta temarixshikamaruluva, requested a hanabi/konohamaru scene, so thats in there too. so yes i do requests, y'know eventually, if I feel like it.