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We did Ninja Naruto.
Then Kyuubi Naruto.
Now it is time for Highschool Human Naruto.
Story Start!

"What a great day to be me!"

Uzumaki Naruto, a young man, shouted at the top of his lungs as he walked out of his house, a wide and cheerful smile. He had just conquered all of the clubs at the school he started the day before, and proved himself better than his peers. The end of terms had finished as well, and he had scored among the top of his class. As dumb as he could be, if it was just memorizing stupid facts he could do that. He had nothing planned for the day, and nobody was going to get in his way.

He was free.

He took 10 steps out of his house and looked both ways when he reached the street.

No traffic.

Naruto took a single step forward, before he heard the sound of a large vehicle. He turned his head, before he saw a truck, a large truck was barrelling towards him out of nowhere. Naruto leaned back as far as he physically could instantly, and flattened himself to the ground. He saw the underneath of the truck as it passed over him, a panicked look on his face at how he had almost gotten hit by a truck.

The truck that nearly killed him passed by, Naruto standing up and dusting himself off.

"Watch where you're going asshole!" Naruto called out, shaking his fist. "... where did that truck even come from?" Naruto questioned with a raised eyebrow.

He was sure there was no truck when he looked.

-Attempt 2-

"Oooooh... spicy garlic chicken ramen... limited edition... nice." Naruto was at a convenience store on his way to just walking around town. Looking at the different flavors of ramen, so he picked up one of them. "... nice." Naruto also grabbed an adult magazine to go with it, a nod of his head as he confidently walked to the register.

It was a quiet store, nobody was really there.

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

A maniac with a knife rushed towards Naruto, the knife positioned to stab him in the chest. The cashier shrieked at the top of her lungs in horror, and Naruto turned on his heel and kicked the attacker in the side of the head. The knife wielding maniac collapsed to the ground, with the knife getting flung far away from him. Naruto didn't even give the man a second look, before he took his ramen and porn to the register.

He paid for it and walked out of the store, still smiling.

-Attempt 3-

Crazy day, starting with a ccrazy truck driver and then a homocidial criminal.

Naruto just walked down the street side carrying the plastic bag with his newly bought goodies by his side, and hummed a nothing-song.

"I'm fucking insane bitches!"

Naruto heard the rapid fire of a fully automatic firearm, and he saw bullet holes appearing in the walls of the building in front of him. People in the street screamed and started to run away, but Naruto just kicked a piece of concrete laying at the side of the road up into the air. He grabbed it with his free hand as the bullet holes appeared closer and closer to him, the insane man just firing the weapon randomly into the crowd. Naruto threw the rock at a high speed and nailed the man in the nose.

The bullet holes formed an outline around Naruto as the man lost control of the gun upon being knocked out cold.

"Weird day."

-Attempt 4-

It was two seconds later.

Naruto had just started to walk forward after stopping the insane murderer, when a large side that was being held up above his head had gotten loosened by stray bullets. Naruto heard the creak of metal being twisted, and out of instinct he jumped forward and did a combat role.

A sign stuck the ground where he had been standing.

"... Man, today is not my day." Naruto had come close to dying almost 4 times now, and if not for his reflexes he would have already croaked. The skies darkened as a few drops of rain fell onto his head.

-Attempt 5-

The rain was a downpour.

Naruto took safety from the rain under a bus stop, wet but okay.

"Man, there wasn't any rain in the forecast... and it isn't even the rainy season... weird." Naruto wasn't even in a place that was known for random rain. He hummed in thought, but he was pretty close to his home, so he could walk there if he didn't mind getting wet.

Seemed fine.

Naruto tightly tied up his plastic bag so that no water would get in it, and he started to walk in the rain without a care for if he got wet. He walked for about 2 hours before he felt a weird tingle in the back of his neck, telling him that something was wrong. He placed a hand on his belly, because he got a gut feeling that he should be nervous.

Randomly, Naruto jumped.

Lightning struck the ground that Naruto had been standing at.

"My fucking ears!" Naruto covered his ears at the extremely loud thunder, and he rolled across the ground.

-Attempt 6-

He made it home.

He was havng a hell of a day, and it seemed like the world itself or the gods wanted him dead. Nearly being struck by random lightning had his nerves a little fried, since if his gut feeling had not told him to jump, he would have been struck by near-instant death.

Naruto smelled something was wrong.

"Oh shit!"

Naruto jumped out of the window, when he smelled gas in his home, and for some reason there was a stray spark that started to come out of the wall outlet. That spark was all that was needed for the gas to ignite, and Naruto's entire home exploded, with him being out of the window, and getting pushed by the force of the explosion far away from his exploding him.

"Fucking WHAT... My home is purely electric!?" Naruto shot up to his feet and pointed to his destroyed home, because he and all of the people around him didn't use gas.

That settled it, the gods were officially trying to kill him. At this point he could think of no other explanation for what was happening. There were too many near-death experiences for this to be a simple matter of bad luck.

-Fuck it, Go to Another World-

Naruto blinked.

"What... huh... huh?" Naruto was completely confused when he just blinked, and when he opened his eyes he found himself in a place that he didn't recognize... and if the 15 foot tall blue woman was any indicator, he wasn't in Japan anymore. He found himself surrounded by humans and people who were clearly not humans. The buildings were both old fashioned AND some were recently modern at the same time. "What... how... no... I didn't even die... is this that Isekai bullshit... what the fuck!?" Naruto and stomped his foot on the ground.

The gods kept failing to kill him, so they decided to just SKIP that part and send him to another world without doing things properly and murdering him first.

"Wow, that guy got sent here from another world... I've never seen that happen with my own eyes before... he just sort of appeared there."

"He's holding some bag, it looks like it's from one of those convenience stores things from other world's I've heard about."

The gossip already started.

"Screw it... just roll with it." Naruto sighed in annoyance, slinging his bag over his shoulder. He was already in another world, so he might as well do what he could to make the most of it.

"He's cute... I would love a taste of Otherworlder jizz."

"... This world might not be too bad." Naruto changed his mind about just rolling with it, and instead decided that maybe he should make the best of his situation instead. It would seem that he could make great use of his current situation to fulfill some fantasies he had once had in the other world. "You want a taste... come and get it." Naruto just opened his arms.

He got tackled to the ground by an attractive demon woman, before she started to drag him off.

For some fun.

Chapter End!
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