"So why do you think we're here?" Yoruichi asked Ichigo as she sat on the bench, Urahara and Ukitake both turned to Ichigo with expectant expressions,
"Why should I know?!" Ichigo exclaimed loudly before punching Urahara who flew across the picnic table and landed on the ground, Urahara rose unsteadily, swaying slightly before grinning slightly and saying that Ichigo hit like a girl. Yoruichi is the one that hit him this time. Karin sniggered at the violence and Yuzu pouted at Ichigo, who looked at her guiltily before helping Yoruichi to beat up Urahara.
Meanwhile, on the other side of strawberry land...
Sosuke Aizen sipped his tea pondering this...unnerving...circumstance.
it's not everyday you wake up as a prepubescent girl.
This was a bit of a hamper to his plans of universal domination, but it could be overcome.
He was sat on a blue chair in a blue room, eating some kind of human food that was sweet and tangy, which dear reader, you would refer to as a blueberry muffin.
I digress.
it was a good thing none of his enemies or espada saw him like this, otherwise, his reputation as cold, murderous and terrifying would be seriously undermined; my, even sweet little Momo-chan would be able to beat him now. He needed answers.
A quiet yell hit his ears, and the noise became louder. He recognised the voices of several children, all heading in his direction. They were all girls, judging by the screeches and high voices. He sipped his tea, already calculating how long it would take for them to reach his house and the best face to take.
Why not take advantage of the situation?
All of a sudden a loud bang echoed from his door. it opened to reveal a little girl standing there with her hands in angry, red fists. Even though his spiritual prowess was nearly gone, he could tell this child was a very powerful spiritual entity.
He was in love.
Her red apple printed coat, and curly red hair were charming. she had the same aura of fake innocence as Inoue and seemed just as insane.
He smiled innocently,
"Wh-who are you?" he asked in his best fake innocent voice, the girl looked up at him,
"I am apple dumpling, but you can call me Orihime." she said twirling her hair delicately, " Can we borrow your stage for a play?"
In his mind he grinned happily- this was almost too easy.
"Of course," he said, noticing the people behind her for the first time, "Welcome to my humble abode?" he said, bowing in a gentlemanly manner, before he realised he was acting weird, and everyone was staring, "Err, I mean HI!"
They greeted him back. It didn't take Sosuke Aizen, genius of the seretei academy, long to realise who stood before him. His worst enemy, the soldiers of the soul society.
He would definitely be taking advantage of this situation.
Omake
OK so I followed Yoruichi-sama and these weird kids, who were obviously Ichigo the idiot and co. Oh, and captain Ukitake too.
He's cool.
on the way to wherever they were going, I was blown away by a strong blast of wind. i landed near a pond where a depressed looking boy was stroking a frog, who purred contentedly, and snuggled up to him.
interesting...
(a/n)
that was weird.
sorry for the delay, homework and that.
so, Aizen is a deranged paedophile, Orihime is evil and there is a NEW MYSTERY CHARACTER!
guess who?