A/N: I got 2 more reviews! Yeah... I mean come on, you should be happy with how often I update! I'm waiting! Anyways the daily Author's Note, of course! So I was wondering to myself, what would happen if my entire family just left for a week. What would I do, have like an epic anime marathon, of course!

WARNINGS: THERE SHALL BE SMEX IN THIS CHAPTER! IF YOU DONT LIKE GET OUT! NOW!

DISCLAIMER: I wish I could own the epicness of Nrauto but I shall not. Sucks... WHY!?

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

A day had passed and the plan was to be carried out at midnight. Deidara had once again gotten drunk and the guilt was gone, but deep down he knew what he was doing was wrong. He shouldn't be doing this, hadn't he caused enough damage?

But he needed that love, more than anything.

He wanted the raven, and he would have him. No matter what.

And tonight would prove just that.

Tonight would be unforgettable and unforgiveable.

He just wanted that warmth back...

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

The morning after thanksgivinig Madara decided it was time they take a little trip to his favorite holiday hiding spot. A cabin out in the woods, only people of the Uchiha family knew where it was and could get in. It had been specially made for Madara by his oer-spoiling grandfather.

It had about 3 rooms and was very quiant. And had enough space so Itachi and Sasuke wouldn't share a room. That kept him in a good mood until the two insisted as soon as they got there that they where to share a room.

He had a hissy fit, Izuna spent an hour trying to convince him it would be the best for everybody. And they shared a room, of course there was one room left but that would be used ford other things.

And it was decided they where going to stay the week at the Uchiha cabin.

It was quite the unforgettable week, mind you.

When they had arrived they sat down at the didnig room for a nice warm dinner, prepared by Itachi and Izuna. While they where cooking though Izuna was having quite the conversation with his nephew.

"Itachi, I would never tell Madara this, but I mainly brought you here to get laid," His uncle said swinging his spoon at his nephew looking like a cooking model.

"W-What?" Itachi stammered out and blushed. Now his uncle was trying to get somebody in his pants? Come on...

"Oh come on, Itachi! I know you want it and Sasuke does too. I managed to convince Madara it would be okay to leave you two alone on Friday for the entire day. We'll get you all dolled up and everything, maybe you should shave your legs,.."

"Izuna! I'm a boy not a girl! And who said I would be bottoming!" Itachi blurted out even though he knew he probably would.

Izuna chuckled and finished off the dinner bringing it out to a very mortified looking Sasuke and a Madara with a very smug smile.

"What did you do to him?" Izuna asked fitting his way into Madaras lap. And lapping at his older brothers neck with a smile of contentment.

"Nothing much," Madara said stuffing some of the food into his brothers mouth and Sasuke caught on quickly. He smirked momentarily forgetting about the earlier conversation with Madara. He picked up a struggling Itachi and fitted him upon his lap, and attempted to fit a spoonful of soup into the elders mouth a smirk of smugness on his lips.

This week was going to be a LONG week...

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

"Deidara-danna, they aren't there..."

'SLAP'

"What do you mean they aren't there!?" the blonde yelled glaring at the red-head in front of him who remained emotionless, he wasn't here to be the blondes bitch he was here to get the job done nothing more. But the blonde was so hurt, he wanted help the blonde in some way.

"Whatever! they can't stay away forever! And I'll have him when they come back," the blonde said and that angered the red-head abit ont he inside.

He knew not of this feeling but he knew enough to know what it was, he had for the first time felt, jealousy.

The blonde's sober-ish side was kicking in and he felt bad for hitting the red-head, he hadn't doen anyhting, anything at all. He had just done his job and Deidara had punished him for it.

Maybe there really was a reason as to way he would always be alone...

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

The birds where chirping and it was early, about dawn the sun was in perfect sync with the sky. Blue and pink where mixing togehter in perfect harmony. Snow was cascaded gently about the treetops and the air was chilled and misty.

"SON OF A B-!"

A loud shout of pain cut throught the air and Itachi stumbled into a door holding his eyebrow and leg hopping away from his uncle.

"You crazy bastard! What the hell?!" Itachi yelled and Izuna just giggled grabbing hold of his nephews shoulders and pushing him into a soap filled tub.

"Like I said, I'm going to make you irresistable," the elder of the two said a smile in his voice. The younger glared with all of his Uchiha passion and slinked into the soapy bath water.

Izuna smiled and grabbed peppermint scented bath oil. He unscrewed the cap adn poured almost all of it into the bath tub.

He garbbed another bottle and it was pumpkin scented lotion.

"You will need this later," Izuna said and Itachi blushed profusely at that slinking further into the candy scented water.

"Put out your leg,"

Itachi regrettfully obeyed and for the first time in his 21 years of life he got his legs shaved.

After a rather strainous hour in the bathroom Itachi emerged and Izuna giggled.

"Okay Sasuke is still asleep in his room it's nearly 2 PM, I have no idea why he's still asleep but whatever. And Madara is waiting for me in the car, so take these and put this on then go into Sasukes room when your done. I have this all planned out and try not to get too nervous, it would be a major turn-off," Izuna said shoving a variety of materials and objects into the youngers arms with a smile and kiss to his nephews cheek before walking out the front door with a wave.

Itachi looked out the window and didn't look at the items in his arms until the car was out of both earshot and eyesight.

"Oh my," Itachi muttered staring at the objects he dropped upon his bed.

He heard Sasukes light breathy snores int the other room and gulped pulling up the first article.

"Cliche," he muttered putting it on anyways then the other and the other and the last peice, glancing at himself in the full length mirror he blushed.

He took the remaining objects nad prepared himself walking out of his door and into Sasukes.

'This is it. I'm actually going to do this... I just hope I can at least...' the raven stated in his mind before pushing the teens door open dropping the items on the elders bed and finding the teen himslef sprwaled on the chair next to the window.

Itachi gulped for the 3rd time that day and took tedious steps towards the younger.

He took a shuddering breath and crawled into the youngers lap greeted with a groan and the fluttering of eyelashes and finally the arrival of wide onyx eyes.

Sasuke was going to have a heart attack, right on top of him sitting directly on his crotch was the one and only Itachi Uchiha.

He gasped when he saw what the elder was wearing then smirked, so he was going to be seduced by a cute little maid, how nice.

Itachi was dressed in a maids outfit one that would stop anyones heart, and send all their blood south.

The ruffled layers of fabric where cut short at mid-thigh. Bloody red stockings pulled up to an inch above the knee. Red bows amd strings of lacey fabric was hugging every curve on the elders body and when eh shifted Sasuke had to hold in a moan by biting his bottom lip, hard.

"Sasuke-sama," Itachi whispered pressing his body into Sasukes grabbing raven locks and dipping in for the kiss of a lifetimne, hot ounges rubbed against eachother creating powerful heat to surge downwards. Itachi shuddered his body going on instinct at the feeling of the youngers gradually hardening cock against his unclothed thigh.

"Hmm?" Sasuke grunted out with a small buck into Itachis own hips pulling away from the elder he began undoing the lace in the back of the dress and soon it fell of the elders body leaving him clad in a blood red thong with a back bow in the back, and his bloody stockings.

"Mm, you look so delictable," Sasuke muttered biting Itachis neck softly earning a whimper fromt he elder.

Oh how ,much Sasuke wanted this, he was hoping he would have been the one to make the initail first move but this way was a suprise. A good one at that.

He tunred about until he saw 3 objects on the bed.

Pumpkin scented lotion.

A candle that smelled like the perfect fall mix.

And something very much unmentionable.

Oh this was going to be quite the day.

He peeled the stockings from Itachis smooth hairless legs and carried him over to the bed a smirk of pure lust spreading across his face as he saw that Itachi was completely undressed now well except for the thong of course.

He grabbed the candle and a box of matches he had placed on his nightstand and light the candle letting the relaxing scent fill the room.

A whimper was heard and he looked down seeing the best most eye-candy play-boy worthy scene unfold right before him.

Itachi was laying on the bed bloody black eyes half lidded in pure lust and lips bruised red and plump, pants and whimpers disappearing into the air as the elder writhed.

"Sasuke please," he whimpered out clawing at the elders shirt pulling it off in the process, Sasuke smirked and lowerd himself so he was right above Itachis erection.

He breathed a hot gust of air unto the buldge in the thin red material and a wicked grin overtook his expression as the elder bucked into the space Sasuke had once been.

"Enough f-fooling around Sasuke," Itachi said with a slight crack in his voice and that alone sent shivers down the youngers spine.

He smiled down t the younger and grabbed the lotion squirting plenty into his fingers he wtched s Itachi blushed hevily knowing what was to come. He grasped the thong and pulled it off the elder in a single swift movement.

He gave no time for Itachi to say a word as he grasped Itachis erection and slide a finger into his entrance at the same time.

The elder gasped the finer in his backside was snuggling around inside of him and the other hand was tugging and sliding about his weeping erection.

"Sasuke," he grunted/whimpered when a second and third finger pushed themselves inside of him.

Sasuke smirked and pushed his fingers in and out of the elder happily sucking up all the moans the elder had to offer.

Red black eyes snapped closed when the fingers where removed and he was lowly being lowered onto something bigger.

It hurt, alot. And he thought of Deidara. Deidara had hurt him alot, he was the ravens first, and he hadn't gone started to freak out when he was fully sheathed he thoguht that maybe Deidara was doing this to him. That somehow Sasuke was gone and Deidara had come back.

He began panting in panic then he looked down into half-lidded coal eyes and was pulled into a kiss of passion a kiss Deidara could have never given him.

"Itachi, I... I love you," Sasuke whispered before pushing the elder down and aiming for a spot inside the elder htat would make him scream the same words back.

Itachi felt sudden hot pleasure shot up his spine when a thrust was delievered to his trembling body.

"Ah! Sasuke!" he shouted curving into the youngers body and the pace started to pick up thrusts of passion and animalistic pleasure and the two where lost in an orgasmic state.

Euphoria and lack of oxygen due to their harsh panting leaving them light headed and pleading for more of the other.

Sasuke was soo close he was close to the orgasm he would be able to have with itahci. His love.

"Sas-suke! I-I l-love yoUU!" Itachi yelled as his climax came and he rode it out along with Sasuke and the two where lost in their worlds full of the hot white pleasure and eachother. Itachi came all over eachothers stomachs and Sasuke inside of the elder, coating his insides with his own essence.

Sasuke pulled out and fell upon the elder the two hugging eachother into a warm embrace, they felt bonded and closer than ever now. They felt that they could never be seperated ever.

Not by anyone... Anyone...

The two layed there for a while and Sasuke sat up and smirked down at the elder.

"We're not finished yet..."

And the day just got interesting.

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

Madara had yet to find out about what had happened and Itachi was doing a great job at hiding his hickeys from the world.

Izuna ahd found out on friday when they got back of course he was the master at that stuff.

They where going home today, they had just finished packing their stuff, when Sasuke got the omnious feeling that something was not suppsed to happpen, that something was out of order. He looked into the starry chilly night air and felt somethingg in his chest clench. Something was going to hapen.

Something very bad...

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

"They have arrived back at the initail target,"

"Good,"

Deidara felt what he was doing was severely wrong that he would never be forgiven for what he was about to do. There was no way he would get the raven back this way but he had to try, he just had to. He neede that warm feeling he got from the raven. He just needed him back he had to have him back.

he just wanted that warmth...

"Get him. Now,"

~~**(SASUITA)**~~

A/N: And the relationship get's stronger! Now let's see who get's the blonde's wrath!

Sasuke: *NOSEBLEED* Oh my god. I feel so awesome right now...

Itachi: Speak for yourself! I'll be limping for days!

Izuna: You'll come to love it! :3

Madara: Who the hell is gonna get kidnapped!?

Me: IT'S A MYSTERY! :D

Itachi, Madara, Izuna, and Sasuke: DAMN YOU AGAIN!

Me: TROLOLOLOLOL~ :3

Itachi, Madara, Izuna, and Sasuke: REVIEW, and maybe D.b.S will allow us to figure out just who in the fuck is going to get kidnapped!