A/N: Hey there my now existent reader(s)! THANKYOU MoriOokami!!!!! She/He reviewed AND Story Favourited AND Story Alerted AND Author Favourited AND Author Alerted!!!!!!!! Nobody's ever done this before!!!!! And also thanks to XxXDeidara LoverXxX, Princess Zathura, watergoddesscasey and Azelf1717 for whatever they did, lol! And for those who think that this does nothing, YOU'RE WRONG!!! I was energized into wrangling another chapter from the depths of my random mind!!!!

Anyway, in the first chapter it didn't show the word that Aiko yelled for some reason, and put '!' instead (I hope it shows up), it was Super-Calla-Fraja-Listic-Ecspealli-Docious! (Mary Poppins song)

Speech: (same as before)

I woke up and groaned, 'Wait! I fell asleep?!', I jumped up and grabbed the alarm clock that still lay in it's lopsided position on the floor. I growled in frustration when I realised that I'd broken it this morning. I threw myself onto my bed and scrambled to my bedside table, pulling the drawer out roughly and taking out one of the many alarm clocks and looking at the time '13:19', 'That means I've been asleep for, wait, when did I fall asleep?' I looked back over to my computer, it was still on the page.

~Flashback~

I was scrolling down the page frantically, reading the summaries then moving down to the next one, there was nothing, nothing that could help me at all! I actually considered asking one of the authors what they'd do in my situation, but they'd only think I was crazy. I screamed in frustration and pulled at my hair, slamming down relentlessly on the keyboard, before finally collapsing from the stress onto my desk , sobbing.

End Flashback~

"So that's how I fell asleep..." I muttered, trailing off. Surprisingly, I was no longer freaked out about the fact that my new 'plushies' had turned into the real deal. I focused on keeping my breathing calm and tried to analyse the situation, failing epically. I sank back into my pillows and frowned, then my stomach let out a "Grrrrrrrrrr~" and I started to panic again, because the kitchen was past the lounge, so there was no way in hell for me to get food without having to go through. I decided to stay in my room, but my stomach greatly protested to that, letting out another "Grrrrrrrrrr~" so I gave in, after all, I hadn't even had breakfast yet!

I slowly opened the door, silently thanking whatever god was up there when the hinges didn't creak. I tiptoed silently across the laminate floor, and I could hear the TV and voices coming from the lounge. I pressed myself up against the wall, they hadn't noticed me yet, 'Wait a Jashin-damn second! They were all plushies when I left!', I groaned inwardly as I remembered leaving Konan alone in the lounge, she must've glomped them or whatever 'No shit, Sherlock!' I thought to myself, then I noticed that the TV had been turned off and they were talking amongst themselves, I poked my head over the side of the wall, they were standing in a circle, most of them with their backs facing me "....obviously reacted badly to our arrival" said a deep, commanding voice, "She looked kinda happy when she opened the box though, un!" said another masculine voice, "And then you transformed, on top of her!" said an annoyed feminine voice, one that I recognised as Konan 'Hello, Captain Obvious!' , 'Oh shush!' I thought, '...a random argument with myself is not going to help my situation!', I focused on the conversation again, I was so absorbed trying to listen that I didn't notice someone coming up behind me, even when they were right behind me. So when someone suddenly grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder, I let out a surprised squeak, much to the amusement of my captor and to the people in my lounge, who started chuckling, and in one case, full blown laughter. I was carried into the lounge by an insanely tall person, I tried kicking my captor but I never made contact, so I started trying to punch his back, but this had the opposite effect as he said "A little higher", I let out a 'hmph' of annoyance and yelled "Put me down, dammit!" and he chuckled. To annoy me further, once we'd reached the group, he kept me on his shoulder, I growled and tried to wriggle out of his grip, and eventually managed to stretch my hand up and pull his hair "For Jashin's sake! Put. Me. Down!" I emphasized each word, trying to make my voice sound formidable. One of them said "Ooh, she's a feisty bitch", and I gasped in indignation, "Bastard!" I said back, I could basically feel him smirking at me "You're not really in a position to be fucking calling me that" he said, I froze, I mean, I was in the hands of who were considered to be S-Class criminals in the Naruto world, 'Shit! I need to get out of here!' I thought, there was no way in hell that I was going to be let down any time in the near future, ditto with breaking this guy's grip, and pulling his hair didn't faze him at all, so I decided to be an actress about it. I sagged, my shoulders starting to shake and I brought my hands up to my face, letting out a small whimper, trying to sound as scared as possible, I felt my captor turn his head to try and look at me, and I continued pretending to cry, "Guys, I think we overdid it, un" said the masculine voice from before, and I felt my captor begin to lower me down, I let out a strangled sob for emphasis, and even when I was put on the sofa I kept up with my act. But, once I was sure that they thought I was breaking down, I leapt over the sofa and sprinted in the direction of my room, shouting a "Take that, losers!" over my shoulder, "Sneaky Bitch!" I heard one of them yell after me, and I was almost at my door when I felt something wrap around my ankle, making me fall flat on my face "Dammit!" I said, and then the thing wrapped around my ankle began pulling me back into the lounge. I tried to grab the wall as I went past, but I missed, and then I felt myself being lifted into the air, upside down, I had to grab my pyjama top to stop it from rising up!

I glared at my new captor, which turned out to be Kakuzu, and then I glared at the rest of them, I obviously didn't seem too scary. Hidan was smirking at me, "So who's the loser now, bitch!", I opened my mouth to retort, but Konan beat me to it, "Shut. Up" she said, sending him a death glare, and he rolled his eyes, but he did shut up. I looked at the others, they were all there, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi/Madara, Zetsu, Pein, Kisame, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu and Hidan. Tobi waved at me enthusiastically, "Tch, you don't fool me" I said, Pein and Konan stiffened, whereas the others just gave me weird looks, well, Itachi just stared. I began to feel dizzy on account of all the blood rushing to my head, "Umm, could you let me down now?" I asked, "No" said Kakuzu, "C'mon, please! I won't run away again!" Kakuzu glanced at Pein who gave him an approving nod, and Kakuzu promptly dropped me on my head, luckily I wasn't too far from the ground, "Ow, dammit! What was that for?!" I yelled, clutching my head, "For being a fucking smartass!" Hidan replied, and I lost my temper, "I swear if you don't shut your god-damn mouth, I will draw yaoi of you and Kakuzu!" I yelled, Hidan burst out laughing, "What the fuck is yaoi?!" he asked. I smirked "You don't wanna know" I said, now Deidara started chuckling, Sasori started to smile, Tobi/Madara pretended to look confused and Kakuzu smirked under his mask, Zetsu, Pein, Konan and Itachi remained emotionless.

"Fine then, wait here" I said, and stomped off to my room, I felt a tentacle curl around my ankle again, "I'm coming back, you idiot!" I yelled back at them, the tentacle remained, "Fine then!" I said, and continued walking towards my bedroom door, the tentacle didn't yank me off my feet, thankfully.

In my room, I walked over to my desk and picked up my sketchbook, and walked back out, closing the door. When I closed my door, the tentacle pulled, again yanking me off my feet, and I cried out in surprise, I could hear them laughing again, "Will you quit it!" I yelled, sitting up, I got a yank for a reply, I growled to myself, 'Jashin-dammit, they're a pain!'.

Once I had been released I said "Whatever you see, tearing this apart is not allowed!" I said, Deidara rolled his eyes, "Yes, Mum, un!", and I gave them the sketchbook.

What happened next was rather amusing, as they flicked through my sketchbook, Hidan and Deidara's faces blushed a little more, once they were finished they were redder than tomatoes, "What the fuck, girl! You have a bloody sick mind!" Hidan yelled, Deidara nodded, "There's no way I would do anything like that with Danna, un!", I shrugged, "Try telling that to all your fangirls worldwide" I said, "Although the pairings are varied, I mean, there's SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, PeinTobi, DeiTobi, ItaMada, ItaSasu, ZetsuHida, KakuSaso, and billions of others, not to mention pairing Konan with each of you", I finished, looking at their disgusted faces smugly. Konan shuddered "What is ItaSasu?" said Itachi, "Oh My Jashin!!! Itachi spoke!!! It must be the apocalypse!!!" I yelled, earning me weird looks, "What is it?" Itachi repeated, more demanding now, "It's you paired with your brother" I said, and he turned a pale green, the others burst out laughing, even Tobi/Madara couldn't help it. I decided to torment them a bit more, "And don't even get me started on the fanfictions", Tobi/Madara pretended to be confused again "Tobi wants to know what a fanfiction is!", I grinned evilly, "They're storys written by fans, mostly fangirls, and the yaoi ones can pretty graphic, like the SasoDei ones...", Sasori and Deidara were suddenly paying very close attention, "...where Deidara moans as his 'Danna' kisses into his neck, unbuttoning his cloak and taking his shirt off, before Sasori plunges his tongue into Deidara's mouth-" I was cut off by Deidara's hand over my mouth, "Another word, and I'll make you into a piece of my art, un!", I started to blush, because I was painfully aware of his hand-mouth pressed against my lips, he seemed to realise this and blushed, removing his hand quickly.

I plonked myself onto the sofa, still blushing, in my opinion, Deidara and Hidan were friggin' hawt, Itachi noticed, and I could practically feel his smirk and his gaze boring a hole into the side of my head, thankfully Pein took my attention away from Itachi by coming up to me and asking "What's your name?", I looked up at him "Aiko" I said, "Do we get a last name, un?" said Deidara, sitting next to me, "Y-yeah, it's Death" I replied shakily, extremely conscious of how close he was. Tobi/Madara tilted his head "dee-ath?" he said in his fake voice, I rolled my eyes, "You can stop with the act now" I said to him, again I noticed Pein stiffen considerably, Deidara raised an eyebrow at me, "What" I asked, annoyed, he didn't move, "Ugh, c'mon, he's friggin' Mada-" I was cut off by a hand over my mouth, again! This time it wasn't Deidara, Tobi/Madara had gone in for a 'hug', and conveniently covered my mouth at the same time, 'Jerk!', I yelled in my head.

My stomach growled loudly, reminding of the reason why I came out from the safety of my room, I blushed with embarrassment, and Deidara smirked, then there was a longer, louder growl, and I knew for certain it wasn't me this time, "Where's the fucking food, bitch?!" Well gee, I wonder who that was (note my heavy sarcasm), 'Well I'm screwed, 11 people in need of food! Jashin-dammit! Why couldn't they just stay plushies?!", I sighed and looked at the mess of wrapping paper that was still surrounding the Christmas Tree, noticing the letter. I picked it up and re-read it, 'Hmm, Codeword?', I thought, and snapped my fingers, remembering when I yelled a random word at Deidara and Hidan and they poofed back into plushies, "Hey Hidan, what was that word I yelled at you when you snuck up on me?" I asked innocently, Hidan looked up from his argument with Kakuzu, or should I say down, since I'm shorter than him, "The fuck?!" he said, I restrained myself from rolling my eyes, "Why should I tell you?!" he retorted, "Oh, just 'cause you're so amazingly smart and good-looking!" I said, just managing to keep the phrase from dripping with sarcasm, Hidan raised an eyebrow suspiciously before deciding that I meant it and let his arrogance get the better of him, 'Wow, I never thought he wouldn't recognise flattery, probably doesn't get it much', Hidan nodded, "Uh, ok, it was Super calla-something" and then Deidara smacked him upside the head, "Why the fuck did you fucking do that, bastard!" Hidan yelled, "You idiot, now she's gonna turn us back into dolls, un!" Hidan's eyes widened and he whipped round to face me, I was smirking evilly, but as I opened my mouth, Deidara's hand came over my mouth again, causing the blush to come back full force, Itachi started smirking again. I sighed, 'Jashin-dammit! They know exactly what I'm going to do next! I suppose they aren't called ninja for nothing', I tried to pull his hand off my face, but his hand mouth opened slightly, I froze, my face redder than ever, Itachi's smirk was almost wide enough to be a smile, almost. He looked me in the eye, 'Don't you dare!' I mentally screamed at him, I had to escape from Deidara or at least draw attention away from Itachi, my sobbing act wouldn't work again, and there was no way in hell I was going to be able to prise his hand off my mouth, so I did something that embarrassed me greatly, I felt the blush spreading to my ears, and kissed Deidara's hand-mouth! Thankfully, he jumped and removed his hand, and I skipped out of his reach and held my hands up in surrender before another one could grab me again, "I need food" I said, and they let me walk towards the kitchen, "Tobi wants to come too!" said the evil mastermind, and he ran up to me, crushing me in a back-breaking bear hug, "C-Can't b-breathe!" I gasped, and he let me go, "Sorry, Ai-chan! Tobi just wanted to give you a hug!" I hmphed and walked towards the kitchen, "And don't call me Ai-chan!" I said over my shoulder, Tobi/Madara followed, once we were in the kitchen he shut the door behind us, I turned to face him, "Ok, you can stop with the lame act Madara Uchiha!" I said, my voice dripping with malice.

Madara chuckled darkly, and started advancing towards me, I stepped back every time he stepped forward, until my back hit the wall, he keep walking towards me, I stretched my arms out to try and stop him, but it had no effect. He was inches away from me, and still moving forward, I started panicking a little, and tried to edge away, but he slammed his hand on the wall, stopping me from going any further, and he did the same with his other hand, I was trapped!

A/N: Oh Noes! Fear the Power of the Cliffhanger!!! This one's longer than the last one, W00T!!! 2,772 words!!! I hope you liked it!!! Again, please click the green button, yea, that one, right there! In the words of Tigger, 'T-T-F-N, Ta Ta For Now!!!!' lol ^.V!!!