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A little bird called Megzie-chan told me they kept losing their place and had to go and re-read it, sorry about that, paragraphs always seem to elude me somehow, no matter how many times my English teachers yell at me to remember, I just get carried away with the story and have to get my ideas out all at once! So bear with me with that sort of thing!
Another thing was, I forgot to put the disclaimer in the last chapter, AAH! But I'm too lazy to change it so this is for the previous chapter too!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto the Akatsuki guys would walk around shirtless!
Anywho! On with the story!!!
I was trapped, Madara had me cornered, I found myself silently begging for one of the other members to walk in, even though we hadn't been gone long enough to arouse suspicion. I shut my eyes and tried to push away the terror that was building up inside me, "Look at me" he demanded, I shook my head and closed my eyes tighter. Suddenly, a hand was on my neck and my eyes flew open in shock, his mask was almost pressed up against my face, and I was gazing directly into a sharingan eye, I shut my eyes again to stop myself being caught in a potential genjutsu, I had no way of releasing a genjutsu as I didn't have chakra, so I would be at his mercy until he released me, a position I really didn't want to be in. Madara growled in annoyance at my defiance, and he began to squeeze, my eyes almost flew open again, but I stopped them, instead opening my right eye, avoiding the eye-hole of his mask. He squeezed tighter, breathing began to be difficult, my hands groped at his fingers weakly and black spots began to appear in my vision, my other eye opened and I no longer had the strength to close it, choosing instead to frantically claw at his hold around my neck. I faintly heard him mutter, "Mangekyo Sharingan" and I was dragged into another dimension.
I was alone in the negative world, there were no fingers strangling me, no Madara. I looked around, there was no end to this dimension, no floor, even though I was standing on solid ground. From what I had seen of the Mangekyo, it was used to cause mental pain, and three days here was a mere second in the normal world. Of course my body was still there, it was only my subconscious here. I cast about, looking for Madara, he wasn't anywhere. Then I heard his voice echoing around me, "What do you know about me?" he said, I could refuse to answer, but then he'd probably use some sort of torture method, "I-I know m-much" I stuttered, "Define 'much'", he replied menacingly, "A-alot..." I replied, a dark chuckle echoed around me, and suddenly his face was next to mine, an arm draped over my shoulder, I was reminded vividly of Shippuuden episode 51*.
A small part of me was screaming, 'Too close!', I mean, does he not know the meaning of personal space?! But I couldn't move, and he leant closer, "Playing hard to get won't get you anywhere" he whispered, his words frighteningly clear after the echoes from before.
I gulped, I could feel his smirk, "E-everything" I whispered, and then there was a wall behind me, I was sandwiched between a wall and an Uchiha, the word 'RAPE' written all over the situation. And yet I was frozen in fear, 'C'mon girl, snap out of it!' I internally yelled, and tried to inwardly slap my subconscious, becoming confused when nothing happened, 'Oh yeah, this is my subconscious' I thought, and Madara chuckled, signifying that he had heard absolutely everything that had been going through my mind, including the personal space and rape-like situation. I really felt like giving him a good old punch on the snozzle, but I still couldn't move.
He backed away 'Finally!' I thought, relief spreading through me, "If you're not going to tell me, I'll have to spill your guts for you", I stiffened, hoping desperately that he meant the metaphorical term, and then I felt him dive into my mind, pain racking my head as he sifted through my memories, I bit back a scream as he delved ever deeper into my memories, until finally, the pain faded, my vision swirled, and I was back in the kitchen, Madara's fingers still around my neck.
He let go and I gasped and starting breathing heavily, feeling weak. He pressed me up against the wall with his body, his head resting on top of mine, taking advantage of my light-headedness, "One last thing, I advise you not to tell the others" he said evilly. I blinked and my head cleared, and I remembered the rest of the Akatsuki, an evil grin crossed my face and I yelled "RAPE!" as loud as I could. A few seconds later, the sound of many footsteps could be heard, and Madara jumped back, I slumped against the wall, my pyjama top was in disarray due to my struggling earlier, completing the effect. The kitchen door burst open to reveal the rest of the Akatsuki, who looked to me, and then 'Tobi' and back again. A few things happened next, Konan walked over and slung one of my arms over her shoulder, and helped me walk back into the lounge, whilst the rest of the Akatsuki except Pein, Itachi and Zetsu, surrounded 'Tobi', and glared at him, and he pretended to freak out, trying to come up with an excuse at the same time, I knew it wasn't only his Tobi-act that was making him stutter, and I smiled, revenge is sweet!
A few hours later, 'Tobi' was trussed up under the coffee table and I was sitting on the middle of the sofa, munching on toast and chocolate spread, mmmmmm. Kisame was cooing away to his beloved Samehada, Kakuzu was counting some money he'd got from somewhere, Hidan was stroking his scythe, Konan and Pein were having a quiet conversation, Itachi was sitting on the left side of the sofa with his arms folded, Zetsu's face and the tops of his flytrap-things could be seen poking out of the floor and Sasori and Deidara were arguing about art. I had completely recovered from the 'incident', replaying 'Tobi's' capture over and over in my head, yes, revenge is sweet, unless it involves killing someone for something and then finding out it was a mistake and going to kill someone else. I looked over at Itachi and sighed as I contemplated his death, I looked over at Deidara and Hidan and did the same, 'Now that I think about it, almost all of them have died in the series so far, there's only five of them left, Kisame, Konan, Pein, Zetsu and Madara, I wonder how they die, if they even die at all! Sasuke killed Deidara AND Itachi! And Konoha killed Sasori, Hidan and Kakuzu...Although I thought Hidan's immortal, so they buried him?! Geez, no fair!!!', I growled and Itachi looked at me, eyebrow raised, "I was thinking" I said, "About what?" he purred, edging ever so slightly closer, "S-Stuff" I replied, edging away, "Define 'stuff'" he said, moving closer, I moved away, 'Geez! What is with Uchihas and 'define so-and-so'?!', Itachi crept closer again, "Hmmmmmm~?", I was running out of sofa and he kept getting closer, 'Damn persistent Uchiha!', I reached the edge, and he caught up to me, pressing his leg against mine, I blushed. I was trapped, again, by an Uchiha, although it was different situation, it still felt like it had 'RAPE' written all over it, the fact that I was still wearing pyjamas not helping, so I crossed my legs, unfortunately this allowed Itachi to get even closer, effectively squishing me against the arm of the sofa, now I was pissed, I opened my mouth to shout 'RAPE!' again, but, for the zillionth time that day, a hand covered my mouth. Surprisingly, it wasn't Itachi, who still had his arms folded, no, this person had big hands, and they were blue. Yep, you guessed it, our favourite sharkman was holding my mouth captive, 'Although I could think of better ways to hold my mouth captive' I thought, and grimaced, Kisame was half fish for Jashin's sake! Ew! I know there are those who find him attractive, but let's face it, I'm NOT one of those people. Kisame's hands felt rough in a pleasant sort of way, but they smelt weird, no, not like fish, just weird. He felt my grimace and put his head over my shoulder, unfortunately on the opposite side to Itachi, "Aww, don't you like my hand?" he said teasingly, a shark-like grin spread over his face. I rolled my eyes and spoke into his hand, but of course it was muffled. Thankfully, I was rescued, by Hidan of all people, "Hey, what the hell are you doing, fucking raping her or something?!", at this, everybody turned to stare at Itachi, Kisame and me in my cornered position. Nobody did anything, and Kakuzu even turned back to his money, Pein and Konan began talking again, and Zetsu sank lower into the floor. I glared at them all for leaving me in this extremely uncomfortable position, now I had to try and escape on my own, 'You load of uncaring bastards! What the hell! Don't you mind the fact that they might actually...Oh Shit!', I thought, I mean they're S-Class criminals, and being in an organization compiled mostly of men, they're bound to be really undersexed, unless they're all gay, 'Ew! Why did I just think that?!', I shook my head to get rid of the mental image, or should I say, tried to shake my head, since I was still in Kisame's grasp, who on the other hand, seemed amused that they'd left us alone. Oh hell, Itachi just unfolded his arms, 'He wouldn't dare!', I thought as I watched his hands travel down, coming to a rest on his lap, I sighed in relief, he noticed. I saw his smirk and his hand began slowly edging towards my leg, stopping a millimetre away, I felt Kisame grin and in one swift motion, he pulled me off the sofa and I was thrown over his shoulder again, "Hey!" I protested, and Hidan started laughing, "Shut up, bastard!" I yelled and the laughing stopped "Well, I was gonna help you, but now I'm not, bitch!" he replied, "Well why the hell would you want to help me in the first place, Hidan?!" I retorted, "To piss Kisame off, Aiko", I froze in surprise, I'd been fully expecting him to call me a bitch again, 'Hmm, weird', I thought, and kicked Kisame in the ribs, and then a hand grabbed my ankle, I instinctively tried to struggle out of their grip, "Let go of my foot, Kisame!" I yelled, "It's not me" he replied, I stopped struggling, "Eh?", and then I was yanked roughly off of Kisame's back, to hang upside down again, I had my back to my new captor, "What is with you people and hanging me upside down!" I yelled, fuming, "I'm not a friggin' doll!", and tried to kick the person holding me with my free foot, they grabbed that ankle too, "Pfft, might as well be a doll if that's all you can do, bitch!", said Hidan, hoisting me up higher, "Hey! Don't drop me on my head like that bastard Kakuzu!", a coin hit my forehead, I stuck my tongue out at him. Kisame laughed, and Hidan dropped me, thankfully on the sofa. I jumped up before Itachi could creep me out again, and walked off in the direction of my bedroom, intending to take a shower in my en-suite bathroom, again Kakuzu's tentacle wrapped around my leg, this time yanking me out from under my feet before I could say anything, "Oi, stop doing that! Am I not allowed to have a shower?! Geez!", I said while rubbing the back of my head, "It's your fault for being so easily captured" he said, I clenched my teeth, "Well excuse me for not being a bloody ninja!" I yelled, pulling at the tentacle, not surprisingly, nothing I did made it snap, or even loosen up at all. I was close to blowing my top, last time that happened, I gave the person who'd pissed me off a broken nose, and they never bothered me again. I was literally shaking with anger, these guys didn't just annoy me, they really, really pissed me off! After being thrown over a shoulder, twice, virtually molested, twice, hung upside down, TWICE, and tripped up several times, ALL IN THE SAME BLOODY DAY, wouldn't you be pissed too?!
I forced myself to calm down by crossing my legs and mimicking a random jutsu hand sign, this time it happened to be one of Shikamaru's shadow techniques, I slowed my breathing and closed my eyes. I stayed like that for about ten minutes, and when I was absolutely sure that my temper wasn't likely to rise up again, I opened my eyes....to Hidan's face right in front of mine! I screamed and jumped back, the calming effect of my 'meditating' completely lost, and tried to punch his jaw. He caught my fist and grinned maliciously, I tried to kick him where the sun don't shine, but the tentacle restricted my movements. I was pissed off again. I stood up, grabbed the tentacle and pulled with all my strength, actually managing to make the chair that Kakuzu was sitting on fall over, with him still sitting in it. He stood up and glared at me, his eyes saying 'this is war', 'You bet your ass it's war!', I thought, and tucked my pyjama top into my trousers, facing the inevitability of being upside down again. Sure enough, he pulled, and I went shooting across the floor, wheeeee!
Once I was hanging upside down again, he brought me up to eye level and glared at me, I did the same, the tentacle tightened around my ankle and I winced in pain, then smirked "Hey Hidan!" I yelled behind me, Hidan was still halfway across the room, "What?" he yelled back, I cupped my hands around my face, "Kakuzu says Jashinism is shit and fake! Oh, and please don't kill my furniture!", I looked back at Kakuzu, his face looked confused, "What's with the furniture?" he said, "Oh, you'll see, and you might wanna put me down now". Then a scream of rage erupted from Hidan, and Kakuzu dropped me, I landed on my palms to stop myself from landing on my head again, and sprinted out of the way, Kakuzu's eyes widened as he saw Hidan charging full throttle towards him, Hidan collided with Kakuzu, and they shot out of the open window, "Itachi, genjutsu, now!" I yelled, and he complied thankfully, making the fight between Hidan and Kakuzu invisible to my neighbours and the people passing by.
It was evening by the time they'd worn each other out, the streets were empty, and Kakuzu and Hidan had collapsed on the grass. I shouted down at them "Super-Calla-Fraja-Listic-Ecspealli-Docious!", and they poofed back into plushies, along with the rest of the Akatsuki.
After running outside to get Hidan and Kakuzu (dragging Kakuzu behind me with a loose thread), I collected the Akatsuki and sat them in a row on the sofa, "Right then, I hope you can hear me 'cause it'd be annoying to have to say this again!" I told them, "I know you're all scary S-Class criminals and all, but this is my house, so I'm going to lay down some rules, and if you don't obey them, I swear I'll describe every yaoi lemon I've ever read about the Akatsuki! Rule no.1, no destroying my house! no.2, no blood, if you get blood anywhere, you'll have to clean it up! no.3, if you have to fight, do it outside and make sure there's a genjutsu hiding you from normal people! no.4, umm, well, I think of the rest later!", I finished, and glared at them all. Then I noticed that Hidan and Kakuzu were covered in dirt, "Ugh, once they turn back, there'll be mud everywhere, hmm, well, I was gonna take a shower anyway, I'll just use the other bathroom" I said to myself, picking them up and walking towards the main bathroom.
I walked into the bathroom, and threw them into the washing machine (You thought something else was gonna happen, didn't ya! X3)
I set it to wash and then dry, and turned it on, I waved at them cheekily as they started to spin and then got into the shower, pulling the curtain across and throwing my pyjamas over the top.
I walked back to the bathroom at around 7pm, hair brushed and blow-dried, wearing my new Akatsuki cloud print pyjamas. The washing machine had finished and the Zombie Twins were nice and clean, yay!
I carried them back to the rest of the Akatsuki, still where I'd left them earlier, and tidied up the wrapping paper and hiding my presents in my room. Then I picked up all the Akatsuki except Tobi/Madara, and hugged, there was a poof, and I was surrounded by white smoke, and then nine Akatsuki members. Hidan and Kakuzu looked pissed, Deidara looked bored, Itachi just stood there and the rest were emotionless. Of course I could understand why they were pissed, after all I chucked them in a machine that spun them round and round AND was full of water and soap, very nice-smelling soap, I might add. Kakuzu glared at me, and I glared right back, you could feel the electricity between our eyes, then I held up a few coins, and flicked them behind me, Kakuzu broke eye contact, and 'hn'ed as if it wasn't worth his time, before walking past me, I held up a victory sign, and despite being pissed, Hidan laughed. I grinned back at him, and then someone grasped my shoulders from behind, these hands felt hard, I looked up into ashen-grey eyes and red hair. He looked down at me, expressionless, "Yes?", I said, he didn't move, I sighed, "Geez, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a statue", Deidara sniggered, Sasori did a surprising thing then, he wrapped his arms around me and brought his head to rest on my shoulder, I blushed, "Close enough", he murmured, closing his eyes, I blushed darker, and he pulled me close, I could feel his wooden chest and his heart through the fabric of his cloak, his heart felt warm. The atmosphere was almost romantic. And then he spun me around so that I was facing his chest, and my arms wrapped around him, 'Eh? I didn't do that!', I thought, and tried to move away, but my arms wouldn't respond, my surprised expression and blush faded into an annoyed expression as I realised, "Puppet Master technique", I said, "Mm-hmm" he said into my shoulder, but I just felt uncomfortable because the atmosphere had faded. I sighed "Gimme my arms back", "No, feels nice" he replied, the blush returned, "Hey, Danna, un! Don't hog her, un!" and Sasori smiled, ever so slightly, "Mine" he replied, "Eh?" I said, my face growing redder and redder, "But Sasori-no-dannaaaa!" Deidara complained, I giggled, "Lemme go or else" I said, but Sasori just pulled me closer, "Or else what?" he said into my ear, blowing slightly, I blushed again, but I smirked, "Do you prefer SasoDei, or SasoHida?" I asked innocently, he cringed and released my arms, stepping back. I held up my victory sign again, though this time in front of Sasori's face, "Ownage!" I said triumphantly, "I see my theory has been proven" he replied, "Eh?" I asked, confused, "I took note of how you used a kiss to make Deidara release you, and I wanted to see if you produced the same reaction", he continued, and began to walk away, "It was an experiment?!!!", Sasori turned and nodded, "But it did feel nice", I blushed again, Sasori continued walking away, "Proven twice" he said, I shook my head to clear it, "H-Hey! Stop that!" I said, embarrassed. I went to sit on the sofa between Deidara and Hidan, but I was pulled onto a lap as I sat down, "Will you guys stop it!" I yelled, trying to wriggle out of a firm grip around my waist, "No, Danna had you all to himself, un!" said my blonde captor, "B-But that was just to prove a theory!" I spluttered, and Deidara let go, although not of his own will, "Hey! Danna!", I giggled and jumped out of his lap, backing away so he couldn't grab me again, bumping into someone. I turned to see Itachi, holding a large piece of paper, "Hn" he said and walked over to Pein, and gave him the piece of paper, 'Now that I think about it, where'd he get that?', "Hey, where'd you get that?" I asked curiously, Itachi pointed towards my room, "But I locked it, didn't I?" I said to myself, "A lock isn't going to keep me out" Itachi said, 'Damn ninja skills', Pein stood up from the chair he'd previously been lounging in, "Meeting", he murmured, and the rest of the Akatsuki walked over without complaint...except Hidan...
I followed, squeezing myself between Konan and Kisame, Pein revealed the piece of paper, which turned out to be...dun dun duuun, the 'Awesome Akatsuki Guys list' I'd made and blue-tacked to my wall.
Awesome Akatsuki Guys list of Aiko Death!
1. Deidara + Hidan (wuv them + HAWT!!!)
2. Itachi (red eyes! Eep!)
3. Sasori (cute!)
4. Kisame (funny, but...half fish?!)
5. Kakuzu (lol, tentacles)
6. Pein (badass, but too many piercings!)
7. Zetsu (risk of being eaten,
8. Tobi (ANNOYING!!!)
There were doodles of chibi versions of each of the Akatsuki guys in the remaining space on the poster, and there was a border of Akatsuki clouds around the edge, I decided to slip away and hide in the kitchen before they finished reading it, turning the kettle on and taking out a cup of instant ramen/Pot Noodle, awaiting my doom!
A/N: Phew! I finally finished it!!!! 3,947 words this time, wow! I've really out done myself! I would've updated sooner but my teachers decide NOW to give me tons of homework, and I had hardly any time to write!!! And the best bit is...it's not finished!!!! But I think this is more than enough to keep you going for the time being, so stay tuned and wait for the rest of ch.3 pleez!!!!! As always, keep reviewing, I luv ya for it! I hope you liked it!!!! Remember, reviews = updates!!!! lol, Ja, ne!