A/N: Why hello again! Some people were asking why Aiko forgave Hidan so quickly! Please remember that she's a Hidan fangirl, and therefore turns to mush in his arms. I love embarrassing her! It's fun!!! Thank you to all those who reviewed, Story Alerted and other stuff!!! Anyway, I hope you'll like this chapter! Let's get on with it!!!

Disclaimer: Naruto and Tik Tok are mine, and so is the world! MUAHAHAA, bow down to me!!!

Please read the lyrics...

(meh) = A/N

I was lost in a comfy and warm feeling, I didn't want to wake up, I rubbed against the warm and firm surface I was lying on, said surface stiffened. I half opened one eye curiously, seeing a black cloak, and remembered where I'd fallen asleep. I opened both eyes and blushed, while I'd been asleep I'd shifted my position. My arms were wrapped around him, squishing my chest to him and I was lying on top of him, legs between his. I looked up sleepily and Hidan was clutching his nose, he looked down and grinned, I blushed and sat up. I slid onto the floor and looked around, the rest of the Akatsuki were going about their businesses, Deidara, Kisame, Itachi and Kakuzu were sitting on the sofa opposite, staring. I blushed again and stood up, Hidan got to his feet and grabbed the tissue box, pressing a few tissues to his face, which were quickly soaked red. I widened my eyes in surprise, "Eh? What happened, did I punch you in my sleep or something?" I asked, the Akatsuki on the sofa started laughing "What?" I asked, completely confused. Itachi was the most composed, "He's having a nosebleed", he stated, "Why?" I asked, "Because you kept fucking pressing your breasts against me!" Hidan yelled, I turned to see a heavily blushing Hidan, arms folded. My blush intensified tenfold, "Oh" I said in a small voice, Hidan grinned and I was ambushed from behind, "EEP!" I squeaked as I was swung into Kisame's arms, bridal style, he grinned, I blushed, I did that a lot lately. Kisame smirked, "But that's not all she did, right Hidan?", he looked over at Hidan, who's eyes widened and he clutched his nose again.

I struggled, trying to squirm my way out of Kisame's arms, when threads coiled around my wrists, ankles and waist and lifted me into the air, carrying me to Kakuzu. He set me on my feet for once, but didn't release me, "Thanks..." I said, the threads stayed where they were, I waited, nothing happened. An awkward silence followed, I avoided his intense gaze by looking sideways, but I could still feel his eyes boring a hole into my forehead, I began to blush. Eventually I looked around at Deidara pleadingly, and he came to my rescue. Deidara tapped Kakuzu on the shoulder, he blinked and the threads slid away. I sighed in relief and went off to my room, locking the door behind me.

I rummaged around under my bed for my iPod Nano, it was black, and there were only 68 songs on it, and I love it! There was an Akatsuki cloud sticker on the back, and I had black in-the-ear headphones. I plugged them into my ears and selected 'Tik Tok' by Ke$ha, I started singing along and I got onto my bed to jump around like a mad person,


Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Put my glasses on, I'm out the door
I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking "da da da da da"toes toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
"Da da da da", playing our favourite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy~

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh~
Woah-oh oh oh~

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
"I can't remember the lyrics but I couldn't care less"
"Somethin'", kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us - down~

I did a little spin and lost my balance, tumbling off the bed, legs in the air. I pulled my headphones out and heard laughter. I slowly peered over the edge of my bed, to see Deidara, Hidan and Kisame laughing their asses off, 'Well gee I wonder why?' I thought (note my heavy sarcasm), I stood up embarrassed, and put my hands on my hips. They stopped laughing, although they were all grinning, I pointed at Hidan, "You, out!" I said, he pouted, "But-" he started, "NOW!" I glared at him, he raised his arms in defense, "Ok, Ok, I'm fucking going", he walked out, leaving me with Kisame and Deidara. I folded my arms, "What d'you want?" I asked, "We heard singing coming from here and decided to check it out, un" Deidara replied, I blushed, "Ack! You heard my singing!" I said, hiding my face in my hands, "It wasn't bad, though" said Kisame, I peeped through my fingers, his face was inches from mine, I squealed and jumped back, he chuckled, "Does the phrase 'Personal Space' mean anything to you people?!" I yelled, pointing at him accusingly, "There's Tobi with his weird hugs, and Sasori with his damn 'experiments' and Hidan's pervertedness and Kakuzu and his thread-thingys, and ah, ah, ACHOO!!!" I sneezed violently, losing my balance. Suddenly Deidara was there and he caught me before I fell over. I stood up and the world swayed giddily, I fell back into Deidara's arms before fainting.

When I came to, I was lying on my bed and there was a cold hand on my forehead, I groaned and opened my eyes. The Akatsuki had crowded into my room, Hidan was sitting backwards on my computer chair, arms folded over the back, Kisame's hand was on my forehead, Deidara was sitting cross-legged at the end of my bed, Kakuzu was leaning against the wall, Itachi was standing next to my bed, Sasori was standing on the opposite side, Tobi/Madara was sitting on the floor, Pein and Konan were standing by the door and Zetsu's head was poking out of the ceiling. I tried to sit up but was pushed back down again, "...But why can't we just eat her now? Because Leader-sama told us not to, But she looks so tasty! Put up with it! No! Why not?! Because...err... Exactly. Screw you! No. Grr! Grr! Grr! Tsk, you're so immature! You're so immature! No, you are! No, you are! Stop it! Stop it! Stop copying me! Stop copying me! I hate you! I hate you! I'm gay! Good for you!", the scary, man-eating plant-man's conversation with himself was too hilarious, and I burst out laughing, ending in coughing.
Tobi/Madara got up and leant over my bed, "Is Aiko-chan okay?!" he asked in a fake panicky voice, I rolled my eyes and feebly tried to push his face away, I might as well have tried pushing a rock with a flower, I was so weak, "What's wrong with me?" I asked, "You've got a fever", said Itachi, my gaze turned to Hidan and materialized into a glare, "Bastard" I said, Hidan raised an eyebrow, "It's not my fucking fault you're sick!" he said defensively, "NOOOO!!! Aiko-chan's sick?! She's gonna DIEEEEEE!!!!!!" yelled Tobi, he grabbed my shoulders, "Don't go into the light Aiko-chan!!!" he yelled, "Get off! I'm not dying!!!" I said, and Tobi was hauled off. I coughed again, and resumed my glaring at Hidan, "Oh and I suppose that the fact someone stole my top last night has absolutely nothing to do with it!" I said sarcastically, all heads turned to Hidan, who looked like he was thinking, 'oh shit', "Someone hit him for me" I said, Kakuzu willingly obliged, his forearm disconnecting and his fist coming into contact with Hidan's face, hard. Hidan yelled and rubbed his cheek, "Ouch, dammit! That fucking hurt!", a wave of dizziness hit me, and I groaned, Kisame's hand was replaced by a damp cloth, it felt nice.
I sighed, "Open the drawer, please" I said, and Kisame did so, raising an eyebrow at the many alarm clocks and picking one up. He closed the drawer and placed the clock in my line of vision, "Thanks" I said, and Kisame grinned, 'Does he ever stop grinning?!' I thought, glancing at the time, it was 17:18, I hadn't had anything since breakfast, my stomach growled, and as if on cue, Konan walked up with a bowl of soup. She put it on my bedside table and helped me sit up, "How did you know how to make it?" I asked, she held up an empty can of Chicken Soup, "There were instructions written on this" she answered with the smallest of smiles, and lifted the spoon up to my mouth, "I can feed myself, y'know!" I protested, Konan looked at me doubtfully, "Fine" I said, "You give up really easily" she said, "I'm too lazy to let things annoy me for too long" I replied, and let her feed me a spoonful, she was about to feed me another one when, "I'll do it, un", said Deidara, "Huh?" I asked dumbly, "I'll feed her, un" he said, I blushed, the thought of the person who I considered to be one of the hottest out of all the Akatsuki feeding me sent my mind whirling, one of my much-longed-for fantasies was coming true!
Deidara sat close beside me on my bed and took the bowl and spoon from Konan, who followed Pein out of the room. Zetsu disappeared into the ceiling and Sasori, Kisame, Itachi and Kakuzu left as well, dragging Tobi/Madara behind them, leaving me alone with Deidara and Hidan, who was currently spinning around on my computer chair, "You break that and I'll sew your butt to Kakuzu's ass!" I said warningly, he stopped spinning and pouted, taking Deidara's previous place at the end of my bed, cross-legged. Deidara dipped the spoon into the soup, "Say Aaahhh, un" he said, and I did so, blushing.
I completely forgot about Hidan and let Deidara feed me until there was none left, Deidara was close, definitely invading my personal space but I was overcome by my fangirl instincts, his face was inches away, and I was blushing at the intimacy. When I'd finished the soup, he brushed a small lock of hair from my face and stroked my cheek with his finger, I blushed deeper, "Are you okay, you've gone all red, un" he teased with a smirk, and he cupped my cheek in his palm, I leant into his touch, his cool skin felt nice against my heated face, and then I felt something licking my cheek. My eyes widened in surprise and Deidara smirked again, 'Kami, he's sexy when he does that!', I thought, and my ears turned pink, his thumb ever-so-slowly stroked my cheek, and then over my lips, back and forth.
I felt hot as he leant closer and closer, "Y-you'll, c-catch m-my...my fever if..." I trailed off, he stopped, "Well, that's annoying, un" he said, and kissed my cheek. His tongue resumed licking and Deidara trailed his hand down my neck, his hand mouth kissing and sucking on my skin, although not hard enough to leave a mark. His head moved down the opposite side and started doing the same thing as his hand-mouth, I let out a small gasp of pleasure and I felt Deidara smirk into my neck, "Oi, I'm still fucking here, y'know!", and I remembered about Hidan.
Deidara pulled away, blushing slightly, my face was burning, "Hidan, tell anyone and I'll sew your head to Kakuzu's crotch!" I threatened, "That's fucking nasty!" he protested,"Don't tell anyone then" I replied, "Ok, Ok, I won't tell!" he replied, irritated, "Swear to Jashin!" I said, "What!" he whined, "Swear to Jashin that you won't tell a soul!" I insisted, "Or I'll get out the needle and thread!" I added, "Alright, alright! I swear to Jashin-sama that I will not tell a soul about Deidara pleasuring Aiko! There, you happy?!" he finished, "H-he wasn't pleasuring me!" I spluttered, "That's what it bloody looked like!" Hidan retorted, I gave up and lay down. The damp cloth was dabbed at my cheeks and forehead, effectively cooling me down, I sighed contentedly and closed my eyes.

Someone pinched my cheek, waking me up, "Ow", I said, and rubbed my cheek, pouting at the offender, which happened to be Kakuzu. Suddenly I was being squished to death in one of Tobi's hugs, "Oof!", he rubbed his face against my cheek, "Aiko-chan is so cute when she pouts!" he said, I blushed and tried to push him away, failing. So I elbowed him in the stomach as hard as possible, he let go and I was able to breathe again. I propped myself up on my elbows, "So, why'd you wake me up?", I asked, "For Hidan to apologize" said Konan, "Why would you care if Hidan apologized? You're way stronger than me so it's not as if insulting me would result in death or anything! Hell, if you wanted to kill me, it'd be easy! I hope you don't want to do that 'cause I'd like to keep my life!" I finished, the Akatsuki were staring at me, wide-eyed, "It would?" said Kisame dumbly, "Yeah...please don't, though" I replied, "Are you saying that you don't even have chakra?!" said Pein, surprised. I raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Well, duh" I replied, Pein frowned, "It seems we must discuss this matter further" he told Konan, who nodded, "Woah woah woah, wait a second, let me get this straight, you thought I was some extremely powerful person?!" I asked, still slightly confused, "Yes" said Zetsu, "But can't you sense chakra or something?", Pein turned towards me, "We came to the conclusion that you were simply concealing it" he said formally, "But wouldn't I have told you if I was some awesome, kick-ass powerful person! If I was I'd have made you into my slaves or something by now with plans to become Supreme Ruler of the World! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!", I subconsciously added on the evil laugh, and Deidara looked at me as if I was crazy, "We figured you'd tell us when you wanted to, un" he replied, "Oh" I said, I'd run out of questions.
"See, I told you! Now can we eat her?!", Zetsu asked Pein, who shook his head, "But why?! Because Leader-sama told us not to. Not this shit again! No. Pleeease! No. 'You're no fun!'", I giggled, "We still need her to be able to figure out what's going on" Pein answered, my curiosity was aroused, "To figure out what?" I asked, "How we fucking got here! Dumbass!" said Hidan, trying and failing to pull himself out of the headlock Kakuzu had imprisoned him in, "For Jashin's sake! Lemme go!" he yelled at Kakuzu, "Unfortunately I don't believe in Jashin, so that phrase has absolutely no effect on me" he replied curtly, Hidan growled, "Was that meant to be scary?" said Kakuzu. I sat up fully and a wave of dizziness swept over me, I groaned and lay back down, head throbbing. I rubbed my temples trying to soothe the sudden headache, 'Where the hell did that come from, Jashin-dammit!', I rubbed my forehead again, "You shouldn't move too much until you've recovered, or else you'll just end up making your condition worse" said Kakuzu, I gave him a thumbs-up with one hand. Hidan was cursing Kakuzu every swear word under the sun, still trying to wriggle out of the headlock, still failing, "Does anyone know a jutsu or something that'll get rid of this headache?!" I asked, my head hurt so badly I had to grit my teeth to stop myself from squealing in pain. Kakuzu released Hidan and walked over, he put his hand over my forehead and I saw a green light, then the pain started to fade and I relaxed.

I propped myself up on my elbow again, "So, why are you all here again?", Hidan rolled his eyes, "Do you have fucking brain damage?!", "Do you have to add a swearword to each sentence?!" I retorted, "Yes I fucking do!" he yelled, and was swiftly put back into a headlock, "Jashin-dammit! Stop fucking doing that!", I giggled, "You can let him go now", Kakuzu looked at me, "I'm not doing this for your benefit, it amuses me" he replied, I burst out laughing, and started coughing again. Pein sat down on my computer chair, "We need to decide the best course of action that will help Aiko-san to recover as quickly as possible" he said, "Well, there's some medicine in the cabinet behind the mirror in my bathroom, and I'd be better by tomorrow morning if I had a hot-water bottle, but my last one died" I said, "Konan, go get the medicine" Pein ordered, Konan nodded and walked into my bathroom, "We shall have to think of something to use as a hot water bottle" he continued. The small part of my brain that actually made sense activated, "I suppose if we used extra blankets it would work, although extra body heat would be better...", I realised what I'd just said, "AAH! I mean, um, err..." I dribbled off pathetically. Pein nodded, ignoring my attempts to take back my words, "Then one of us will supplement the hot water bottle" he said, looking around at the other members, "We should choose the person with the most amount of body heat" he continued, and pointed to Kisame, "Me?" he asked, and his cheeks turned slightly purple (blue + red/blush = purple, yay!).Konan returned with the medicine and put it on my bedside table.
I waved my arms about "B-b-but w-wouldn't K-Konan be b-b-better 'cause she's a g-g-girl?!" I stuttered, my face red as a cherry, "You fucking said yourself that the most bloody body heat would be better" said Hidan, smirking, "Although I wouldn't fucking mind doing it instead of the fish-man", he winked. I blushed, "No. Fucking. Way" I said, "You, are going to be plushie", Hidan scowled, "No fucking way, bitch!" he retorted, "Needle and thread" I replied, Deidara chuckled, but the rest just gave me funny looks, and when Hidan raised his arms and "Ok, ok", they stared at him, then at me, then back again, "Are you sure you don't have any powers?" asked Kisame, "Yes, I'm just very good with threats" I answered.
I yawned and looked at the time, 21:47, "Well, since it's nearly 10, I'll be going to sleep now, and I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to turn you into plushies" I said, "But Tobi doesn't want to be a dolly!" said the human lollipop, "Well tough!!!" I yelled, "You're too annoying!" and Tobi pretended to cry, I pointed at him and yelled "Super-Calla-Fraja-Listic-Ecspealli-Docious!" and there was a 'poof' and a cloud of steam and Tobi was a plushie. I folded my arms, "Thank Jashin for that!" and sighed, 'Wait a sec, I didn't hear any other 'poof's!', I looked up, they were still human, "Huh?" I said, "How come you didn't change too?", Deidara shrugged, "Do it again" said Pein, "Ok" I pointed at Zetsu, "Why me?!" he complained, "'Cause! Super-Calla-Fraja-Listic-Ecspealli-Docious!", and there was another 'poof', and a Zetsu plushie fell from the ceiling, landing on my bed, "Wow, that's awesome!" I said, and blew on my finger, like cowboys did with their guns after shooting.
Hidan bent down and reached under my bed, "What're you doing?" I asked, he stood up with three sketchbooks in his hand, "What the fuck are these?" he asked, and started to open one, "ARGH! NO!!!" I screamed, "Why the hell not?!", I pointed at him, "Don't. You. Dare!" I replied, he smirked and dived behind the foot-board (the bit of wood at the other end of the bed, there's a head-board, so the other end must be the foot-board), "NO! Come back 'ere!" I yelled, and coughed. A wolf whistle came from behind the foot-board, and the sketchbook was lifted open on a page where I'd done the Akatsuki in Sexy no Jutsu, "Who the fuck are these babes?" said Hidan from behind the cover of the foot-board, I laughed, "They're you!" I replied, "I fail to see how!" said Kakuzu, completely confused, "Well, there's this jutsu Naruto invented where it turns the user into a naked woman, it's called Sexy no Jutsu, and hey, I was bored", I laughed again, "So you just wolf-whistled at a bunch of guys!" I collapsed into a fit of giggles, "That's fucking wrong!" said Hidan, and the sketchbook was thrown onto my bed, "Hey! Be careful with that, they contain some of my best pictures!" I cradled my sketchbook and flicked through, making sure the pages weren't bent or folded, unconsciously lingering on a picture of Deidara and Hidan, back to back, shirtless. It was something I considered to be my greatest work, it had taken me days to do it, and I coloured it in too, it was droolworthy, they both had a seductive smirk on their faces and their pants were slightly low, exposing their hips. I sighed happily, and then the sketchbook was pulled out of my hands, "Eh?" I said and looked up at Kisame, who was looking at the picture with an eyebrow raised, he laughed and grinned, then gave the sketchbook to Deidara, over my head, I tried to reach up and grab it, but he's too damn tall! Deidara blushed but laughed anyway, and then gave it to Hidan, who did the same.
I blushed and then I suddenly felt very tired, I yawned for what seemed like hours and then rubbed an eye sleepily, Deidara and Hidan exchanged looks, and grinned. Then they enveloped me in a double hug and I blushed redder than ever before, they hugged me close until I was completely sandwiched between them, I felt a warm liquid trickle from my nose and I blushed further. Hidan saw this and pointed it out to Deidara, and they let go, smirking. Kisame gave me tissue which I took gratefully and used it to soak up the nosebleed, "Jashin-dammit will you guys stop doing that!" I said, blush refusing to fade, "I thought this could only happen to anime characters!" I said to myself, 'It must be from over-exposure of hawtness', I looked up at them, "Well, here's your punishment!", I glanced over at Pein, who nodded, and I said " Super-Calla-Fraja-Listic-Ecspealli-Docious!" There were many 'poofs' and I felt something land on my head, it was Kisame, I glomped him and there was yet another 'poof'.
I told him to sit all the plushies by the foot-board and slowly went to the bathroom to change into my Akatsuki pyjamas. I felt too dizzy to walk back to bed so I yelled for Kisame to help me, and he swept me into his arms, bridal style, the blush I'd only just managed to get rid of returned, "I would so complain about this but I'm too tired", I said, Kisame just grinned and carried me to my bed.
I snuggled into the covers and the lights turned off, I felt the bed dip as Kisame got in, "Y'know, weren't you against this?" he asked, "Too tired" I replied, he chuckled, "More like too lazy", he teased, "Oh shush!" I answered. When he wrapped his arms around me I squeaked, "I'm meant to be hot water bottle, remember", and I relaxed, that's when I noticed that his arms were bare, "Where's your cloak?" I asked, "I'm not gonna sleep with my shirt on, if that's what you mean" he replied, 'KYAAAAA!!!! He's shirtless!!!', I blushed again.
Kisame was huge, he was too big for my bed, so he had to curl up slightly, and I was small, his arms were too big and long, but it felt nice. There was nothing like in any of the fanfictions, where they fit perfectly against each other, like two pieces of a puzzle or any of that, but I felt ever so safe, as if nothing could ever happen to me as long as I stayed in his arms. I sighed contentedly and closed my eyes, "There goes my Boxing Day" I mumbled, and fell asleep, hearing Kisame's chuckle.

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A/N: Phew! I did it, finally! Sorry it took so long, my teachers just had to give me tons of homework, grr!!! I hope you liked the fluff-ish bits! Pretty please review and tell me what you think! This one's longer than all the rest!!! I'm on a role!!! lolz X3