A/N: Hello again my readers! I have no excuse for the lateness other than I am very lazy, don't kill meee!!! X3
But, y'know when you're lying in bed but you're not quite sleepy yet, I've been using those moments to come up with the ideas for this chapter!!! Heehee, I scared one of my friends the other day, she said something awesome that gave me inspiration for this fanfic so I jumped up and was like "THANKYOU!", she was O_O'....yea, I scare normal people...
Anyway, on with the show/story!
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BEE-click
'BEE-click?' I thought, 'This is not normal! Where's the 'CRASH'?!' I opened one eye to see...blue. I frowned, and then I felt something pulling my hair, "Hey, I kinda need my arm back now" said a definately-not-a-morning-person voice, I instinctively pretended to be asleep, "I know you're not asleep" said the voice, "Darn it" I mumbled, I sat up and pouted at Kisame for making me wake up. Kisame was looking in disgust at his forearm, "Gross! You drooled on my arm!", I rubbed the back of my head, "Hehe, sorry about that" I said, he glared at me. He got a few tissues from the tissue box and wiped his arm, grimacing, "Seriously EW!", I was blushing with embarrassment, "It's not like I did it on purpose" I muttered, looking away. Then I was tackled by Kisame, "KYAA!", I was underneath Kisame, his hands pinning my wrists either side of my head, he grinned mischievously, "You still need to be punished" he replied, and a thread of saliva began descending slowly, "No, NO! That's gross! Please don't!!!" the saliva wasn't stopping, "AAAHHH!!!! I'll do anything!!!!!" I yelled, and Kisame slurped it back up, "Ew" I said, he grinned, "Anything?" he asked, smirking. I blushed, "Umm...", the smirk widened, 'Kinda regretting saying that now', I gulped and then...my stomach growled, "Grrrrrrrrrr~" it said, demanding food.
Kisame got off and stood up, giving me a clear view of his oh-so-hot chest, it turns out, even blue sharkmen can be hot, who'd a thunk it!
So, while I was gawking at this amazingly toned chest, mouth open, Kisame was looking at me, growing more embarrassed with each passing second, cheeks purple again (yay, purple). He glanced over at the row of plushies sitting against the foot-board, they were probably laughing their asses off, his entire face turned burgundy. He waved a hand in front of my face, bringing me back to Earth, I blinked, and blushed, realising what I'd been doing, "Hehe", I laughed nervously, and scooted backwards, subsequently falling off the edge of the bed, legs in the air...again.
I stuck a thumbs-up over the edge of my bed, "I'm ok!" I said, Kisame laughed. His laugh reminded me of a lion, it was deep, loud, and his mouth stretched wide, showing sharp teeth. I started laughing too, but because it had never really occurred to me before how it would sound like when he laughed, and it was strange that it would remind me of a lion, I mean, he's a sharkman for Jashin's sake!
My laughing subsided to embarrassed giggles as I realised Kisame had long ago stopped laughing and was now staring down at me, one eyebrow raised, "Are you ok?" he asked uneasily, as if asking a crazy person. I stuck my tongue out at him, and jumped up, suddenly full of energy, "Yep~" I replied and bounced into the living room, but Kisame called me back, I skipped back, 'Why am I so hyper?!' I thought, and restrained my hyperness for the moment, "Yes?" I asked, and Hidan-Plushie came flying into my face, "GAHH!" I yelled in surprise, falling on my butt, "Ow" I said, and glared at Kisame as if it was his fault, which technically, it was, "What was that for?!" I asked, Kisame shrugged, "He wants you to change him back", I blinked confusedly, "How the hell would you know?", he picked up Itachi-Plushie, "He told me" he replied, "But he's a plushie" I said, very confused now, Kisame tapped his head, "I can still hear him", I tilted my head to the side, "So...you can hear his thoughts?" I said, he nodded, "Really?" I answered doubtfully, "Really Really", he replied, and squished Itachi-Plushie in his hands, a poof later, Itachi was standing there, considerably shorter than Kisame. He was only slightly taller than me, even Konan was slightly taller. He offered his hand to me, which I took, and he pulled me up, then raised my hand to his lips, I blushed at the sudden romantic gesture, and had to shake my head to clear it, "Will you guys leave me alone for one second!" I said, pulling my hand from his grasp, and squeezed Hidan in my hands...nothing happened, "Hey, how come it's not working? it worked when Kisame did it!" I asked, "You've not got enough strength in your hands" Itachi replied, "You'll have to use most of your upper body strength in order to make the change" he continued, I threw Hidan-Plushie to Kisame, "You do it, I'm not hugging him, he'll doing something perverted!", he gave it back, "He says he'll steal Samehada if I do it", I stared at the plushie, and held it out to Itachi, "What about you?", he glanced at the plushie, paled, and shook his head, "Why? What'd he say?" Itachi shuddered, I looked at Kisame, who looked a little green, "Trust me, you don't want to know". I looked at them suspiciously, "Is he planning something?", Kisame shook his head vigorously, "No" he said too-quickly, I raised an eyebrow "Really", Kisame nodded his head very fast, reminding me of Noddy, 'Noddy the Lion!!!', I thought, and snorted when I tried suppressing my laughter, I eyed Hidan-Plushie suspiciously, "He's thinking of something" said Itachi, "Eh!" I glomped him before he could figure anything out, I was instantly surrounded by white smoke.
When the smoke cleared, Hidan's face was pressed into my cleavage, I'd made sure to let go immediately after the white smoke appeared, but he'd obviously had other ideas, 'Why that perverted bastard! How the hell did he come up with something so fast?!', I screamed and kicked Hidan as hard as possible in the stomach, wincing when my bare foot came into contact with rock-hard muscle. I settled for pinching his arm as hard as possible with my nails, he yelled and pulled back, rubbing his arm. I jumped across my bed and glared at Hidan from the safety of the other side, he prepared to pounce. I grabbed Konan-Plushie and held it in front of my face, "If you try anything else, she'll kill you" I warned, and Hidan's grin magically disappeared, he folded his arms in annoyance and sat down on the floor. I held up a small victory sign and debated on who I should change back, Konan-Plushie was a defense from Hidan, Kakuzu would hang me upside-down again, Deidara...too embarrassing, Tobi/Madara was too annoying/scary, Sasori might do another one of his 'experiments' and Zetsu might eat me! I blinked, realising that I'd moved them into a pile whilst thinking about who would be 'safe' to glomp. A blaze of orange caught my attention, Pein-Plushie was still slumped against the foot-board, I picked him up, making sure he wasn't facing me, and hugged him, there was a 'poof' and my face was pressed against something. I let go and immediately tripped over my own feet, landing on my butt, again.
I got up, ignoring what felt like a bruise forming, and brushed myself off, 'Wow, I'm really good at embarrassing myself in front of them!', I sighed and my stomach let out another 'Grrrrrrrrrr~', sounding almost annoyed at being ignored, I laughed to myself, earning weird stares from Hidan, Kisame, Itachi and previously emotionless Pein, 'Hmm, weird...', I shrugged it off and went to the kitchen to make toast, only to find most of the loaf gone, "Hey! Who ate my bread?!", I yelled, gazing sadly at the basically empty bag of bread, "We needed sustenance" said a voice directly behind me, "KYAAAAAAA!!!!!", I jumped and spun around, tripping again, and started falling. I braced myself for the impact, but someone caught my shoulders from behind, I looked up, seeing the numerous piercings lining his face, "Your clumsiness amazes me, how can you trip on a flat surface?" he asked, "Believe me, I ask myself the same thing every time it happens...which is...alot..." I trailed off embarrassedly. Pein's hands were still holding onto my shoulders, and his ringed eyes were looking directly into mine, my cheeks turned slightly pink, my stomach reminded me of my mission, "Grrrrrrrrrr~!" it said, translation: "FOOD NOW!!!!", Pein released me, fingertips lingering on my shoulders for a second. I pulled out the remaining three slices of bread and popped them into the toaster, Pein stared at it while I rummaged for the Coco Pops, pulling out a bowl at the same time, I love multi-tasking.
I turned around and the toast popped, Pein jumped and whipped out a kunai from somewhere, glaring suspiciously at the toaster, I walked over to it and pulled out the toast, "Don't stick that in there, or you'll get electrocuted" I said, gesturing to his kunai and the toaster. I spread chocolate spread thickly over my toast, and made a bowl of Coco Pops, Pein stared at the fridge.
I carried my toast and cereal to the lounge, sitting at the table and started eating, Pein sat opposite me, "Where'd Hidan, Kisame and Itachi go?" I asked, "I ordered them to change the others" he replied, staring at me, I nodded, trying to ignore his eyes, I glanced at him, he was wearing a puzzled expression, "What is it?" I asked, he closed his eyes, "I was wondering how such a powerless girl would be able to summon us here. Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara and Itachi, they should be dead, yet they are here! A person should be unable to resurrect one person without giving their own life, never mind five! And you don't even have chakra!", Pein's voice sounded as if he was struggling to control his frustration, "But...I didn't do anything..." I said, Pein looked up, "What do you mean?" he asked, "I didn't do anything, you guys turned up at my door in a cardboard box, I don't have powers or anything like that. In this world, I'm your everyday 15 year-old girl" I finished, Pein leant onto his fist, deep in thought, 'Wow, he looks so damn hawt and badass from this perspective!', I thought, Pein sighed and shook his head, "Women and their fantasies" he mumbled, 3...2...1...BLUUUUUUUUUSH!!! "Please tell me you didn't do what I think you did!" I said, he looked at me "Hm? You mean read your mind?" he replied, I buried my face in my hands in a vain attempt to hide my blush 'Well that's just great! (note my heavy sarcasm) My face is going to be permanently stained pink if I blushed just a little bit more often, hell, I'll probably blush 24/7 around these guys! Why do they all have to so darn HAWT! Even Kisame! He's a fish-thingy for crying out loud!', the corners of Pein's mouth twitched, I didn't notice, '...Which reminds me, is he half shark or something? Did his dad get drunk out of his mind and somehow caught a female shark and...I think I'd better stop thinking about that...', Pein bit the inside of his cheek, '…or maybe NO!!! STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT!!!! So if the sharkman's sexy then what about the plantman? I wonder if he's half black half white the whole way down? GAH!!! DIRTY THOUGHTS DIRTY THOUGHTS!!!! MUST BREAK THIS HABIT!!!!', Pein coughed, but it sounded more like it was concealing a laugh, '….Oh shit...he's been listening the entire time hasn't he....', Pein snorted and I peeked through my fingers. His hand was pressed against his mouth and he was trying not to smile, "hehe" I laughed nervously, and a snigger escaped him, he cleared his throat abruptly, stood up and headed back to my bedroom, serious expression returning.
I stared after him, 'Wow...so even the badass Rinnegan bearer has a sense of humour...', I shook my head and started eating my cereal, but was interrupted by someone poking my shoulder. I sighed, "If that's Hidan, go away" I said, and continued eating, "What if it's not Hidan, un" said the poker, "Deidara?" I said, and turned around, he waved and sat next to me, "How'd you guess, un?", I giggled, "'Cause you always say 'un' at the end of a sentence", Deidara looked surprised, "Really, un?", I nodded and continued munching on my Coco Pops, I could feel him watching me, but I decided to ignore it and see what happened. I glanced at him, and our eyes met, I looked away quickly automatically, "Hey, Aiko-san, un" he said quietly, I looked at him, "Hmm?", he laughed, "What?" I asked, utterly confused, he continued laughing, "What is it?" I said, he wiped away an invisible tear and his laughter turning to a small chuckle. I blinked twice, "What is it already?!", he extended a finger and tapped my bottom lip, he held up his finger, there was a stray Coco Pop on the tip, he popped it into his mouth, I blushed, he smirked. I picked the bowl up and drank the remaining milk at the bottom, then hurriedly carried it to the kitchen along with the plate and spoon.
I dumped them in the dish washer and switched it on, I was pushing the toaster to the wall when I was bowled over by Tobi/Madara and landed on the floor, "Jashin-dammit, stop doing that!" I yelled, and hit him on the head, "Or what?" taunted Madara, glaring menacingly at me with his sharingan, "Or I'll tell them all you're an evil lollipop!" I declared, and stuck my tongue out at him, he raised an eyebrow at the strangeness of my threat, well, I think he did, I wouldn't know unless he took his mask off. He let go and stood up, offering me his hand to help me up, I looked at it suspiciously before taking it, he pulled me up, and let go when I was almost standing. I fell back, grabbing his cloak in a futile attempt to remain standing, bringing him down with me, he landed on top of me, in an extremely uncomfortable position. He started to get up again, then seemed to change his mind when he noticed my this-is-embarrassing-and-awkward expression. He leant over me and placed his hands either side of my head, I could practically feel his smirk behind the mask. I glared at him, "What're you doing?" I asked uneasily, Madara chuckled, "Surely you know what this means" he replied, placing his knee between my legs, I gasped and tried to get up, he pushed me back down. My eyes widened, "S-Stop it!" I gasped, I was shaking now, he lay himself completely on me, restricting my movement, he stroked my cheek, "Hmm, your face has gone awfully pale, Aiko-san, you're cuter when you blush" he said in his 'Tobi' voice, and then covered my eyes with his hand. I tried pulling his hand off at first, but he nudged my leg so I stopped, then I felt a nose brush my cheek, "Woah woah woah! You took your mask off? Lemme see!" I said, and reached for his hand again, he pulled my wrist away, "You'd better not be some wrinkly old geezer" I said, he chuckled again, "Rest assured" he said, and lifted my hand to his cheek, it was smooth. I reached my other hand up and felt his face, nose, eyes, eyebrows, ears, no wrinkles to be found, my fingertips brushed his lips and I jumped, pulling my hands away, blushing slightly again. But he pulled my hand back to his lips, my blush increased tenfold when I felt his tongue stroking my finger, then he pulled it into his mouth completely, now sucking on my finger. I tried pulling away weakly, I couldn't see, which made me feel disorientated and I breathed in sharply, I felt his teeth against my skin as he grinned in triumph, then I let it all out in a shrill scream. I heard a clatter as he rushed to put on his mask again, and the door slammed open.
A/N: Phew! I did it! I managed to fight off the evil writer's block! I also managed to do my French Oral Test today, without dying!!!!! Anyway, I love you all and the green button is feeling loved!
Now, who wants fluff?! Review and tell me who I should fluff Aiko with and I'll do my best to make the next chapter fluffy! Oh and you get a cookie for reviewing!!!