A/N: OMG! I AM SOOOOOO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE FOR BEING SO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! *bows down japanese styley* GOMENASAI! Ok I'm done apologizing, I have no excuse as to why I'm so late, so please feel free to beat me with sticks! TT~TT
I'm finally 16, yay! I got a chocolate fountain and it was yummy!
Oh and I mustn't forget to introduce my new beta, NiChu Squad Aurelia! Who will be sorting out my incapability of paragraphing...hehe, sorry about that...
Now I'm going to do something I really didn't want to do, but I fear Aiko may become a Mary-Sue...NOOOOOOO! Anywho, you'll see, here's the chappy! (This chappy has a few rude bits and there is Kakuzu fluff, so prepare yourselves, those with shyness!)
Disclaimer: Aiko is mine, please don't steal her! :'( And if Naruto was mine would I really be on ?
Last time on Plushie Akatsuki...
"What? My TV gets a hug and I get a handshake?" I yelled with mock-anger and put my hands on my hips, Gary laughed and hugged me, which I gladly returned before he walked to the door and waved before disappearing down the street. I shut the door and picked up the Akatsuki and plopped on the sofa with them on my lap, "Okay, I guess you guys can stay as plushies a little longer, right?", the icy chill from earlier returned, only increased tenfold, I sweat-dropped, "I'll take that as a no then...", I sighed before glomping them all at once, and I was once more enveloped in white smoke.
Almost immediately I was lying on the floor, with something very heavy sitting on my stomach, I wafted away the smoke with my hands until I could make out the other figures in the room, Hidan being the one sitting on me
'Why am I not surprised?',
I looked around at the rest of the Akatsuki, they were all glaring at me, except Itachi, Pein and Konan, I mean they're obviously too cool for that. I poked Hidan,
"Hey, you can get off now", he glared, I sighed,
"Ok, what did I do?",
Hidan opened his mouth, no doubt to shout some obscenity, when Itachi interrupted him,
"You threw us into the air, kicked me on top of that- that baka's head and molested Konan-san", I gasped, that's the most I've ever heard him speak, and with was that...annoyance? Oh...My...God...ITACHI SHOWED EMOTION! Anyway, as I was saying,
"I think molesting is going a bit far! He was just glomping her! I would've done the same to all of you if you hadn't been weird-transforming-plushies! And don't call my best friend a baka! Oh yeah, and if Konan minded, wouldn't she be the one yelling at me?",
I crossed my arms over my chest and added a little 'hmph!' to the end for emphasis. Itachi glared at Konan, who glared back even more menacingly, Itachi sighed and closed his eyes, although I'm sure everybody noticed the little sidestep he took away from Konan. I giggled, and then I noticed Hidan's pedo-grin,
'Uh-Oh...',
was all I got to before his hands were up my top, I let out a little "kya!" and turned crimson, too shocked to anything but widen my eyes and stare, then he squeezed, and I started struggling, he manoeuvred himself until he was straddling me, and I punched him in the face as hard as I could, in the split second before my fist connected, I felt a warm, pulsating energy travel up my arm and into my fist, and when it did connect, Hidan was thrown backwards, through the air, and crashed into the wall, my jaw dropped and I stared at my hand.
From the floor, Hidan groaned and rubbed his head, I blinked and looked up, everyone was staring at me, they all exchanged a glance with Pein, who nodded, I looked at him questioningly,
"What?" I asked, he looked at me,
"All of us distinctly sensed a burst of chakra...from you", my jaw dropped again,
"From me?", he nodded, I grinned,
"Awesome!" I yelled and punched the air,
"But wait, why do I have chakra? Did it rub off from being around you guys?",
I didn't miss the sidelong glance Pein threw at Tobi/Madara, and the almost non-existent nod that Tobi/Madara responded with. Pein shook his head,
"No, this chakra is distinctly your own, but there is something about it that I recognised", I frowned,
"What do you mean?", Pein closed his eyes,
"Your chakra is similar to that of the Namikaze lineage", he scrutinized me carefully, I thought for a moment,
"Nami...kaze?" then my eyes widened in realisation and I sprinted to my room, there I pulled out one of the drawers full of paper and threw them left and right until I found the character sheets, I sifted through them until I found the one I wanted.
I slumped, my eyes wide,
"It's not...possible...", t
hen I began hyperventilating, so I grabbed a paper bag that was conveniently lying on the floor and breathed in and out until the hyperventilating subsided. Then I walked back into the lounge and plopped onto the floor outside my door, a few black threads wrapped around me and gently dragged me back in front of Pein,
"Are you sure?", I asked, still looking at the floor,
"Absolutely", was his answer,
"How?",
"You are of the Namikaze lineage", I glared ferociously up at him,
"That's not possible!" I yelled, standing up,
"THERE IS NO WAY I CAN POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO MINATO!" I screamed at him, tears pooling in my eyes, Pein's expression didn't change,
"There is no doubt", my shoulders were beginning to shake, I turned around, and the mere existence of the pouffe in front of me only fuelled my annoyance, I kicked it, and it exploded, my eyes widened,
"...Oops..." I said, my previous anger rapidly changing to fear of my mother once she found out, I dropped to the floor and grabbed a few shreds of pouffe,
"Noooooooo! She's gonna kill meeee!", I heard Zetsu mumble,
"And they call me bipolar", I turned and glared at him as he sank into the floor up to his nose.
I got up, dusted myself off and looked over my shoulder at Pein,
"I'll show you how I can't be related to Minato Namikaze", I walked into my parents' room and grabbed a photo frame from my mother's vanity table, then I walked back and thrust it in front of Pein's face, he took it and examined it closely, frowning. I folded my arms and closed my eyes,
"The woman on the left is my mother, she has black hair and brown eyes, the baby in the middle is me, and the man on the right is my dad, he has spiky brown hair and hazel eyes, whereas Minato has very spiky yellow hair and blue eyes, and my dad looks nothing like him!", I got no reply, and I took this as victory and lifted my chin in triumph as the photo was passed to Itachi, who after a while, said
"Henge", my eyes snapped open and my head turned rapidly to look at the Uchiha,
"Eh?" was all I said.
(I just imagined an 'opening' going here, I really do watch too much anime)
Itachi looked at me with a smug look and put his finger on the bridge of his nose, which made me think of how sexy he'd look if he did that with glasses, I quickly shook my head to get rid of my thoughts,
'Damn teenage hormones!', Pein's lips twitched,
'Geh! Get out of my head!', the twitch turned into a small smirk, I glared, then he glared at me with his Rinnegan, which was surprisingly intimidating, and I suddenly found great interest in whatever was in the opposite direction, which happened to be Kisame, who turned purple (yay, purple) which made me frown in confusion, was he embarrassed? I shook my head, nah, or could he be? I began thinking back to the past few days, where nearly all of them had displayed some sort of interest, surely they weren't that undersexed to just go to the first thing wearing a skirt, right? I'd like to think I was at least a teensy bit attractive, although I wasn't that popular at school or anything, and the only thing I'd ever received on Valentine's Day was in reception when one of the boys brought in a ton of chocolate for everyone. My frown turned into a sad face as I began to sink into the sadness of my non-existent love life, until someone poked my forehead, I was brought out of my thoughts by a bright orange mask that was mere centimetres from my face, I jumped back in surprise with a
"Geh!" and a shocked expression on my face. Tobi/Madara cocked his head to the side,
"Are you okay, Aiko-chaaan?", I glared at the "-chaaan", but waved him away
"I'm fine 'Tobi'", I made little speech/quote mark-thingys with my fingers as I said 'Tobi', "I was just pondering a theory" I said, yep, there's no way there's any love interest here,
"But anyway, I'll need proof if I'm supposed to believe that I'm Naruto's sister", they looked at me confusedly, I sighed,
"The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki's half-sister" I re-phrased, and they nodded in understanding. Pein glanced in Hidan's direction, and said Jashinist suddenly sat up with a huge grin, I looked at him warily, until he disappeared and then reappeared in front of me, I yelped and jumped back, or at least tried to, but Tobi/Madara grabbed my shoulders and held me firmly in place, squeezing tightly enough to cause pain when I struggled, then chakra strings and black threads held me in place, and Tobi/Madara let go, then Hidan lifted up my shirt to expose my stomach but not my bra '
Phew!', and laid his warm hand on the skin, Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara and Tobi/Madara did the same, it seems Zetsu was far too comfortable in the floor to move.
The hands on my stomach started getting warmer, and warmer, and warmer, and the heat turned into a swirling, pulsating ball of energy, the light from the various chakras shone from the gaps between the fingers, reminding me of a disco ball, as well as the strange energy I'd felt earlier, I watched the light shimmer for a while before a sudden pain made me gasp, it felt like the ball of energy was now trying to rip through my skin, instead it forced its way through my pores, the pain was excruciating, all I could do was writhe in agony, Sasori and Kakuzu had to use more chakra strings and black threads to keep me steady, then I screamed, Kakuzu put a thread over my mouth, I thankfully bit into it to stifle my scream, and tears began rolling down my cheeks. Then, the strange energy from earlier flooded from every corner of my body to where the ball of chakra was inserted into my body, and the pain disappeared, except for a slight stinging sensation on my skin, they removed their hands and looked at my stomach, I did the same, I could make out a black ring. I gasped and rushed to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, from what I could remember, it looked a little like Naruto's Jinchuuriki seal, except there were ten small swirls around the edge, with a large spiral in the middle. I stared at it, I was so shocked I didn't even realise when Pein and Konan came up behind me until Konan put a hand on my shoulder. I jumped and looked at them in the mirror, and after a pause,
"So...what kind of seal is this?" I said shakily, Pein blinked and took a step forward
"It is a ten-pronged seal, used for sealing chakra, extremely powerful, normally renders a person incapable of using chakra unless the sealer breaks the seal themselves, unless of course the individual that has had their chakra sealed is more powerful than the sealer or someone else breaks the seal, in which case the seal disintegrates", I nodded as I absorbed this new information, and then another question arose in my mind,
"Ok...if I really am Minato Namikaze's daughter, then why don't I resemble him?", this time it was Konan that answered,
"He placed a henge on you from a young age, possibly from within the womb itself in order not to alarm your mother, the seal he probably placed on you later on in your life, when he began to sense chakra from you, a child normally starts showing signs of chakra at around the age of five or six, but judging from the age of the seal, you probably started producing chakra at possibly two or three years of age, the seal has been reinforced every few years, probably when your chakra fluctuated and built up within your body due to non-use, you have had no training, but your sheer amount of chakra is astounding, normally, when chakra is simply left in the body and not used at all, the amount diminishes and eventually disappears altogether", my mouth had opened slightly while I listened to Konan, and once I realised I quickly shut it, my teeth clicking together as I did so. I tapped my bottom lip thoughtfully,
"How would one remove the henge, but be able to put it back so not to arouse suspicion?", Konan tapped her chin in thought before saying,
"I don't think there's a way to temporarily remove a henge, you can only remove it and then put another one on afterwards", I frowned,
"Would the original caster be able to notice if his henge had been removed?", Konan nodded,
"The original caster is always aware when the henge is dropped or replaced with a new one", I bit my lip,
"Shoot! Then he'd immediately notice if the henge was dropped!",
"That's right", Konan replied,
"But if we put another one back on then he wouldn't be able to say anything to my mum cause she doesn't know, or do you think he's told her?", it was Pein who replied this time,
"If he had told her then there would have been no need to place a henge on you, which reminds me, where are your parents?", I looked up
"Hmm? Oh they went to America for a bit of work, America is a great big country across the sea somewhere, I'll show you a map, come with me", I walked out of the bathroom, Pein and Konan following me, I walked into my room and dived under my bed again, crawling forward until everything except from the knees down was poking out from underneath, I finally found what I was looking for and after much struggling, managed to get back out again, my hair looking like I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards. I handed the rolled-up piece of laminated A2 paper to Pein and then tried to fix my hair, giving up after finding several knots and began hunting for my hairbrush. Meanwhile, Pein and Konan were pouring over the map, when I'd finally found my brush and managed to fix my hair, I came and had a look too,
"Whereabouts are we at this moment?" said Pein, and I grabbed a clicky pencil from the floor and clicked it until there was a couple centimetres worth of lead poking out, and then I used it to point at the little word that marked 'Dorset' on the bottom part of England. Konan squinted at the point before saying,
"Your world is far larger than our own", Pein nodded,
"But don't you know what's past the...ummm, what was it...Land of Earth and the Land of Wind?", Konan shook her head,
"There's only vast forest after that, and then the land ends and the sea begins",
"Then what about past the Land of Snow? And the little un-named island next to that?", I asked,
"The Land of Snow is an island, and the next piece of land is unexplored" Konan replied, a bit of uncertainty coming into her voice,
"Hasn't anybody ever tried to investigate or explore the rest of the world?" I almost yelled, Konan looked at Pein and Pein shook his head,
"Nobody has ever thought or considered exploring the rest of the world, there was always too much war to think about than wondering what's out there" answered Pein, I threw my hands into the air,
"But you could be missing an entire world! And if there's other countries then who knows how big the planet is, and the universe! Maybe both our planets are in the same universe, and there's some sort of time space warp thing! The possibilities are endless!", whilst I was ranting, Pein and Konan were staring at me like I was crazy, I noticed and stopped babbling,
"I mean what if...I'll shut up now" and I looked down, embarrassed. Konan stared at me quizzically,
"What's this 'universe' you speak of?", my jaw dropped at her ignorance,
"The universe is made up of billions upon billions of stars and empty space, and collections of stars are called galaxies, and even the sun is a mere star, some people believe that every star has a solar system, which means it has planets around it, now the ninja countries can't possibly be the only island out there, can they?", Pein was frowning and listening intently,
"Does this mean that I cannot conquer the world until I know of these other areas that may exist?", I nodded,
"But it's more of a probably than a maybe, and you'll need to go back to the Ninja World first", which reminded me,
"Hey, why are you all still here? You can't have not tried to get back already, are you stuck here? And how did you get here in the first place?", I demanded. Pein shook his head,
"I have no idea, none of the other members know either, and we need to know whereabouts we are and how we arrived in this dimension before we can attempt to go back", his words rang a bell in my mind,
"That's it!" I said excitedly, Pein and Konan looked expectantly at me,
"Dimension!" I said,
"Sharingan! One of it's abilities is to pull something or someone into another dimension!", their eyes were wide now, Konan looked at Pein,
"Sasuke?" she asked, it was me who replied,
"Nahh, he's still inexperienced, there's no way he could've come up with a technique that advanced, I think it was probably Kakashi, from Konoha, I doubt he's been left unaffected though, in fact it's possible he's blind in that eye now, after using such an advanced and difficult technique, he found it difficult to just suck Deidara's arm into another dimension after a battle, and dragging an entire S-Class organisation into another dimension must prove extremely difficult..", I trailed off when I realised the rest of the Akatsuki were at the door, including Zetsu, staring. I thought I saw a glimmer of red from Tobi/Madara's eyehole and gulped,
"Uh...hello?" I said, along with a little wave, and they burst out laughing, even Itachi chuckled a bit, but Zetsu was silent.
By the time they'd stopped laughing my face was red from embarrassment,
"W-well anyway, since it was probably Kakashi, it's most likely that Konoha was responsible for you guys being here" I continued, Itachi nodded,
"Yes, it does seem very Konoha-like", I smiled,
"Yup! Save the world from baddies sounds like them alright" I giggled. Talking about Konoha had reminded me of Naruto, and Minato, I looked at Pein, a serious look on my face,
"Are you sure that my chakra is definitely Namikaze?", he nodded,
"Most definately", I thought for a second,
"Would the caster notice if the henge was dropped while they were asleep?", Konan replied,
"No, but they would be able to sense it had disappeared as soon as they regained consciousness", I tapped my top lip thoughtfully,
"Alright...do me a favour and dispel the henge, oh but remember this one so you can but it back afterwards" I asked, Hidan decided to make himself known,
"Hey! That's fucking cocky, bitch! Why the fucking hell should we fucking do anything for you?", I sighed,
"As always, your vast vocabulary astounds me, Hidan", this got another laugh from the guys, which only made Hidan angrier,
"Shut the fuck up!" he yelled at them, and made to hit them, "Hidan" said Pein, Hidan stopped his fist and reluctantly let it fall, then he folded his arms in annoyance.
Konan turned to me again,
"This type of henge is merged to the seal, it would be impossible to remove unless the seal was also dispelled", I clenched my fist,
"Dammit! Would you be able to remove the seal?", Konan glanced uncertainly at Pein, who nodded,
"Yes...it would require a great amount of strength, the Yondaime's chakra far surpasses our own, but combining our chakra would overcome it, also, once it is released, your chakra will surge to the surface, which with your amount will cause a great deal of pain, since your body isn't used to the chakra, it will automatically try to get rid of it, and your chakra will exit through your chakra points and may even become visible", I gulped and thought for a second before nodding determinedly,
"Okay, do it", Konan sighed,
"Very well", Pein said, I set my teeth, Pein touched the wrist of his right hand against Konan's left wrist, and their fingers made a ring, their other arms went around each others backs, then the rest of the Akatsuki got into position, putting their hands on Pein and Konan's backs. They closed their eyes and the air seemed to shimmer around them, I saw light build up behind Pein and Konan, where the Akatsuki had their hands, then small flames began to light on the fingertips of Pein and Konan, the first was light blue, the second was orange, then green, yellow, brown, red, dark blue, purple, grey and finally black. I braced myself against the wall, Pein and Konan's eyes opened wide and they thrust their hands towards my stomach, a fingertip on each small swirl, it was like a gut-wrenching punch, and made me cough up saliva. The Akatsuki withdrew their hands, sweat on their faces, breathing heavily.
Nothing happened for a second, I felt my face and pulled a few strands of hair in front of my eyes, it was still the same old dull brown, I stood up and looked at myself in the mirror, to make sure, but my plain old self was still there, the seal on my stomach had disappeared, but other than that, there was no change from what I could see. Then I started trembling, and something in the recesses of my stomach began to burn, I screamed in pain and clutched my stomach, doubling over, and then the rest of my body began to hurt as well, starting from a dull ache and building up until it felt like I was burning alive, I screamed again and collapsed on the floor, writhing in agony, the burning was building up under my skin, pushing, clawing at it, until I was sure I was going to explode!
But then, like when you squeeze a zit and it pops (yea, I know, it's gross), the burning suddenly escaped out of my pores and my body became cool and numb, I opened my eyes to see I was surrounded in a white light, it reminded me of Naruto's Kyuubi Cloak, when he got really angry and the Kyuubi's chakra started leaking out of his body. The white chakra was beginning to fade now, I could feel it slowly going back into my pores and my body was adjusting to it.
I stood up again, my body felt different, as feeling returned to it, a different kind of pain was coming from my chest, my B-cup bra was far too tight and the fabric felt like it was about to cut into my flesh, I quickly undid it and pulled it out through the arms of my t-shirt. I looked at my hands, my skin had gone from it's usual pale to more of a tanned colour, I looked in the mirror, the girl looking back at me had a pretty, round face with big, bright blue eyes and full lips, her hair was mid-length, yellow and framed her face. Her plain white t-shirt was tight around a chest that was far larger than what it had been not too long ago, and what was once a plain, boyish figure was now curvy, with beautifully shaped legs. I looked myself up and down in the mirror, grinned and said
"How you doin'" in the style of Joey from Friends, I laughed and turned around, which made my new enhanced breasts bounce a little, Hidan noticed and wolf-whistled, Deidara and Kisame joined in, Sasori, Itachi and Kakuzu were courteous enough to hit their respective partners upside the head. Hidan yelled at Kakuzu, who ignored him, which pissed off Hidan even more, Sasori spoke next,
"Although, they are right, for example, your henge bust size could not have been more than 34 inches, yet now it looks more like 36 inches", I blushed and covered my chest as much as possible, they weren't that much bigger, surely. Then it hit me, this was me, it wasn't something else like a henge, this is what I really looked like! All this time I'd been unsatisfied with my appearance, and I'd put it down to the everyday female insecurities, but it wasn't the real me! The real me was this beautiful girl I could see in the mirror! A smile crept up onto my face and I closed my eyes in satisfaction. When I opened them again I realised that everything was silent, and they were all staring at me, not in a pervy way, or a pissed off way, or even nonchalant, their eyes were slightly wide, Hidan's mouth was slightly open, but the rest had their mouths closed. Kisame had turned a delicate shade of magenta and the rest of them had a slight tinge of pink on their cheeks, except Zetsu, Sasori, Tobi/Madara, Pein, Konan and Kakuzu, although Kakuzu's blush was probably just hidden by his mask, heehee. I blushed and looked away,
"W-What are you all staring at?", Hidan grinned,
"A hot babe", I blushed even more and glared at him, he grinned,
"Even a glare on you looks cute", my eyes widened,
"Sh-shut up! W-What are you saying?", he laughed,
"Your true form looks way better looking than the henge", my embarrassment overcame me and I was silenced, which only made him laugh harder and the others to burst out laughing, which only embarrassed me even more. Then all was silent, and they were all looking behind me with terrified looks on their faces, I looked behind me curiously, and the same scared look was on my face, Konan's Glare of Doom was a force to be reckoned with, then suddenly her face turned into a smile and she said sweetly,
"Let's calm down a bit, shall we?", the Akatsuki and I all nodded frantically. I breathed a sigh of relief and cleared my throat, and then pointed at Hidan and yelled out the Mary Poppins quote before anyone could stop me, he poofed into a plushie and I picked him up,
"You are a dirty perv and you shall be punished!" I said in was I hope was an intimidating way,
"He's laughing at you" said Kisame, I sweat-dropped...obviously not then. I'd had enough of this body, it was too strange and I wasn't scary! I turned to Konan,
"Umm, could you please put the henge back, Konan-san?" even though she wasn't in scary mode any longer, I was still apprehensive and added the honorific, she laughed,
"There's no need to add the '-san', you can just call me Konan", I nodded,
"Hehehe, ok then", Konan nodded,
"Yes, I'll put the henge back now", she made a handsign and I felt her chakra swirl around inside me for a second and then there was a poof as my body reverted back to it's old form, Deidara, Tobi/Madara and Kisame all expressed their displeasure at this with a simultaneous "Awwwww", and Kisame added,
"Hidan says 'aww' too", I sweat-dropped and glared the plushie in my hands, before asking Pein,
"Can he still see?", he nodded, I chuckled evilly (well I hope it sounded evil), and grabbed onto Mini-Hidan by his arm and walked into my bedroom, followed by Kisame, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu. I sat on my computer chair and searched for my yaoi folder, I clicked on it and the files popped up, I turned to the Akatsuki,
"You may want to leave the room, as these images will disturb you", they looked at me warily before leaving the room in a hurry, I grinned my evil grin and propped Hidan up against some CDs so he was facing the computer screen and couldn't fall over, and then clicked on the file labelled "Akatsuki Hardcore Yaoi Slideshow", I'm lying it's file name was "asdfghjklkjhgfd", but I was loo lazy to type it's real name in when I made it, this particular slideshow went on for about half an hour and was the dirtiest thing on my hard drive, also one of my favourite things on my hard drive (what? I'm 16! When you reach this age your mind is full of dirty thoughts...or maybe I'm just weird...)
I moved my mouse onto the file, and clicked it, twice, and pressed the fullscreen button, then I stood up, moved my head behind Mini-Hidan, and whispered,
"Welcome to Hell", and walked away, making my door creak eerily as I closed it, then burst out laughing at my own cheesiness.
A voice next to me said,
"What are you laughing at so hysterically?", I jumped about ten feet in the air and clutched my chest,
"Jeez Kakuzu, you nearly gave me a heart attack!" I yelled, he smirked,
"I shall try not to in the future, your heart may prove worth collecting someday", I forced a laugh,
'Was that a threat or a joke?'. Kakuzu was leaning against the wall, arms folded, the permanent frown on his face,
"Why do you always have that angry expression on your face?" I asked out of impulse, and he raised an angry eyebrow,
"What angry expression?" he asked, clearly confused, I paused,
"Umm, like this?" I said, trying to imitate his expression, and failing, he snorted with amusement and I glared at him, and noticed that his eyes were not on my face, but on my chest, I let out a "Kya!" and covered it with my arms,
"S-S-S-Stop staring at them! My face is up here!" I said angrily, blushing madly, he chuckled darkly,
"It's hard not to, with your nipples sticking out", my eyes widened and I blushed darker,
"Th-Th-That's just because the t-shirt's rubbing against them!" I stuttered, he pushed himself away from the wall and took a step towards me, unfolding his arms, I took a few tentative steps back and then he was behind me, I almost shrieked but he put his hand over my mouth, I kept my chest covered up tightly with my arms, he lowered his head to my shoulder and murmured into my ear,
"Then maybe you should take it off", I squealed into his palm and cast about in a panic, looking for the others, but they were all in the lounge, I shook my head and scrunched my eyes shut, then he released my mouth and stepped back, I stood there, confused, and turned around, my confusion must've shown on my face because he said,
"I won't do anything, I don't have much interest in sexual experiences, unlike the others, I only care about getting a good bounty and collecting powerful ninjutsu", I nodded in understanding and breathed a sigh of relief, closing my eyes, opening them wide when I felt a hand on my cheek, he was standing right in front of me, still standing upright, I gasped in shock, but then I remembered that he said he wasn't going to do anything, and relaxed,
"But at least give me this" he said, I looked up in puzzlement and then his lips were on mine, I didn't even see him pull down his mask! His eyes were closed and his lips were surprisingly soft, probably because of the mask he wears. He opened his mouth slightly and instinctively my lips moved with his, we continued open-mouth kissing, my eyes slid closed and my hand moved up to rest on his arm, his other arm snaked around my waist and pulled me closer, while his hand moved from my cheek to the back of my head, fingers threading through my hair, and my arms wrapped around his neck. Kakuzu's tongue licked my lips, and I opened my mouth, his tongue, large and warm and wet explored my mouth, licking around the back of my teeth and the roof of my mouth, I moved my tongue with his, there was a short battle for dominance that he swiftly and easily won, and he changed his technique, he was defter, faster, moving from the roof of my mouth to brush my tonsils and then concentrating on my tongue, which felt amazingly good, enough to make me moan into his mouth, which made me open my eyes wide in astonishment and blush profusely. He withdrew his tongue and grinned against my lips, and then resumed kissing, he licked the tip of my tongue, slowly coaxing me until I reached into his mouth, it was wide, like a huge wet cave, I licked the roof of his mouth and his teeth, and then ran my tongue gently over his in a fluent motion, then, small tendrils began caressing and stroking along my tongue, wrapping and unwrapping around it, stroking it, the numerous sensations made my eyes roll up into my head and my eyes fluttered closed, the tendrils moved further along, until they entered my mouth and began feeling all around, and Kakuzu's tongue kept playing with mine inside his mouth, occasionally nipping my tongue and lips, I went weak at the knees and collapsed, the kiss broke and we stood there, panting, him supporting me until I could stand up on my own.
We stepped apart and I watched him pull his mask up again,
"Well, where did that come from?" I asked, he looked to the side,
"I do not know why I did that" he said, then his eyes flicked back to me,
"What was it like?" he asked, and I thought I heard his voice waver slightly, his gaze was intense, I sighed happily,
"Really really good" I said, then blushed and looked at the floor,
"I-I-I mean...umm...yeah...", he started walking towards the lounge, stopping next to me, and put his hand on my head,
"It was...enjoyable for me as well..." he said, and without a backwards glance, walked off into the lounge. I stared after him for a while and then collapsed to the floor, I leant against the wall and let out a long breath,
"Hidan...Deidara...and now Kakuzu, looks like there might be some love interest after all...".
A/N: Phew! OMG that fluff scene made me blush as I was writing it! -/-
Anywho! I hope you liked it, and please please please review! I love you guys for it! I really wish they'd bring the green button back, it used to be green and button-y! Now it's blue words with a line underneath it...-_-...me no likey...no likey at all...
Is this my longest chapter? SHIZZLE it's 6187 words! WOOHOO! XD you guys better like it!
OMG SHE'S SUCH A MARY SUE! NOOOOOO! please review and tell me how much this chapter sucked! (or didn't suck, hopefully), well anyway, I hope you liked it, tell me if you did, or didn't! I also think I overdid it on the paragraphing...