Moon: *walks in bloody with hair tangled* Hey!
Kitty: Dear god Moon. What happened?
Moon: *looks confused* Huh? Oh! Misty and I were fighting.
Dutch: Why?
Dominic: *rolls eyes*
Moon: Eh, not important right now. Anyways! Pudding, be a sweet heart and do my disclaimer while I clean myself up.
Pudding: Ok Moon-san! Moon doesn't claim the rights to Tokyo mew mew or anything else mentioned in this story.
Tsuki: Begin!
Va: Well, I think this is her chart of the reviews. I think she has like 7. And first one is from…
Moon: Dutch. Oh, but first the results of the couples are IchigoXKisshu, PuddingXTart, PaiXLettuce, KeiichiroXZakuro, and Mint's it tied between Ryou and Deep Blue. Oh also I am now allowing you to be a bit mean if you want and you cant try and pair up your fellow hostesses with someone.
Ryou and Deep Blue: Wait what?
Mint: *blushes*
Layla: Oh nothing just go play video games or something. I'll read the review for you Moon.
i vote for IchiXKish, PuddingXTart, PaiXLettuce, MintXDeep Blue and Keiichiro
Zakuro (and MeXRyou! don't tell him or i'll slice you in a million pieces with
Abby (my chainsaw):3)
Dares:
Ichigo: since i know EVERYONE will vote for you to pair up with my nephew, go
make out with him!
Dad: *shoves a candy drop in mouth*
Mom: DAD HAS A CANDY DROP IN HIS MOUTH! GO GET IT! YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS OR
FEET!
Pai: ! RANDOM YELLING!
Misty: can i at least say the name of my kingdom? whatever, you can't
kill me and i love to be tortured, so i just will, HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL
HELL HELL HELL HELL!
Masaya: admit you are gay for Ryou (he's soooo hot *drool*) stay away for him
or meet the wrath of Charlie (the cat that kills everything i want it to kill,
and badly wounds anyone it doesn't like {which is anyone who isn't in contact
with hell} and only Tsuki, Moon, mom, dad, Deep Blue, Kish and me can come
close to it)
Ryou: I MADE YOU A DRINK! *gives him a drink* (it has my love potion in it!
*evil grin* miiineee)
Truths:
Masaya: are yuu gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? did you date Ichigo just to be a little
closer to Ryou? O.O (HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!)
Lettuce: we now all know Pai loves you, do you love him back?
mom: do you want to marry dad? (if she doesn't, the future might change and me
and Va-imouto-chan will die! D:)
update soon!
Ichigo: Do I have too?
Princess: Yes!
Ichigo: *groans and makes out with Kisshu*
Dutch: *shoves candy drop in Tart's mouth* MOM! DAD HAS A CANDY DROP IN HIS MOUTH! GET IT OUT! YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS OR FEET!
Pudding: Pudding can do it, na no da! *kisses Tart and gets candy drop* He he told you Pudding could do it.
Tart: *blushes*
Hostesses: KAWAII! TO KAWAII!
Dutch: PAI! RANDOM YELLING!
Pai: What on earth?
Misty: Oh ya Dutch. I just don't want the mews and such swearing. The hostesses may swear as much as they'd like.
Dutch: AWESOME! I AM THE RULER OF HELL!
Dominic: I think it's funny how much fun she is having with that.
Misty: Sure sure. Moon! Put one of your hostesses in charge! Our battle isn't done yet!
Moon: Still looking for a fight huh? Bring it on! Dutch is in charge while in gone! *chases after Misty with swords*
Nilla: Um now that they are gone. Dominic? What are they fighting about?
Dominic: Misty and Moon seem to like a lot of the same stuff when it comes to anime and they both like the same boys from Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, and Hetalia. That is what the fight is about.
Star: And it will end when?
Dominic: When one dies. Moon will take a break to come back every once and a while though.
Dutch: Ok then! Masaya! admit you are gay for Ryou (he's soooo hot *drool*) stay away for himor meet the wrath of Charlie (the cat that kills everything i want it to kill,and badly wounds anyone it doesn't like {which is anyone who isn't in contact
with hell} and only Tsuki, Moon, mom, dad, Deep Blue, Kish and me can come
close to it)
Masaya: O_O
Dutch: Ryou! I made you a drink! *hands "drink"*
Ryou: Uh thanks? *drinks*
Dutch: hehehehehe. are yuu gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? did you date Ichigo just to be a little closer to Ryou?
Masaya: N-no! Of course not!
Va: *cough liar cough*
Dutch: Lettuce we all know Pai loves you, do you love him back? And Mom do you want to marry dad?
Lettuce: Uh, y-yes *blushes*
Pai: *blushes*
Kisshu and Tart: *laughing hysterically*
Pudding: Of course I want to marry Taru-Taru, na no da!
Tart: Huh? *wasn't paying attention*
Dominic: Nothing. Let's do the next review. It's from… Nilla.
Nilla: Sweet! Zakuro I want you to read it.
Zakuro: Uh ok?
OMG AWESOMENESS!
My votes are for, Kishigo of course, Pudding/Tart, Pai/Zakuro, Lettuce/Ryou,
and Mint/Deep Blue. Also, because I am a strong believer both Keiichiro and
Aoyama are gay, they would make a perfect couple! YAY!
DARESSS!
TMM Peeps: Reenact the music video for Alexandra Stan's song Mr. Saxobeat.
Hostesses: Film the TMM characters reenacting the video.
Deep Blue: Go drown in the deep blue sea! Imagine the irony of that! HAHAHA!
Moon: PASTA! RANDOM HETALIANESS FTW!
Ichigo: Why does everyone want me and Kisshu together?
Moon: *randomly walks in, bloody again* Because no one likes your gay treehugging idiot of a boyfriend.
Ichigo and Masaya: HEY!
Star: Welcome back Moon. How's the fight going?
Moon: It's going. Hmm… Alexandra Stan's song Mr. Saxobeat. Ok! I want Zakuro to sing it and Ichigo and Mint to be the two back up girls. Keiichiro can be the guard that gets tricked into the cell, Kisshu and Ryou for now can be the two like interrogation cops I guess go.
5 minutes later
Nilla: Awesome!
Tsuki: That was cool.
Layla: They've got some talent. Zakuro was a good choice as the main girl.
Moon: Thanks. Dutch. Va. Get that on tape?
Dutch and Va: Yep!
Moon: Good. Now Kitty go post it to youtube.
Kitty: Right!
Nilla: Perfect. Now Deep Blue go drown in the deep blue sea. Oh the irony.
Deep Blue: Stupid Human! I'd like to see you make me.
Moon: Ok. You heard him Nilla. Go ahead and show him.
Nilla: *drags Deep Blue to the deep blue sea and pushes his head under water until he drowns.* Baka. Oh and Moon?
Moon: Yes?
Nilla: PASTA! RANDOM HETALIANESS FTW!
Moon: WICKED! Oh that reminds me. *runs off to Misty again.*
Dominic: Here we go again. Next review. Layla. Lettuce please read it.
Lettuce: Oh o-ok.
its great to be back! -does a fist pump-
Julian: why are you celebrating?
Me: AAH! WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!
Eddie: We're bored.
Me: be bored somewhere else. get out of here!
Julian: It's the family room!
Me: GET OUT! DONT MAKE ME USE MY RECORDER!
-both of them run away-
dont EVER bring my brothers on here, okay?
Dares:
misty: -gives button- press this button and whoever is trying to cuss will get
trumpets blown in their ears :)
dominic: you seem nice. i will give you cookies for no reason at all XD
Hostesses: each of us will select one person to throw into a forest. then we
will pick our choices of weapons. please pick from the list below:
Chainsaw
Hammer
Frying Pan
Lightsaber
Wooden Stake
Gun
Sword
Ninja star thingies
Wooden Stick
Bow and Arrows
I select ryou, and i pick the frying pan.
Rocky: go tear out that bad man's hair after im done with the game -points to
masaya and hugs him-
Truths:
everyone: did you know im half fairy half human? im fairy of the four elements
-glares at people i hate- you do not want to make a fairy mad. especially this
fairy.
Bye everyone :)
Layla: Uh, well Misty is still busy so do you want the button until she gets back Pudding?
Pudding: Sure, na no da!
Tart: Dear god. This is going to kill our ear drums.
Kisshu: it's your girlfriend small fry. You control her.
Tart: SHE ISNT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Hostesses: Denial.
Layla: Here Dominic. You get a cookie for no reason at all. *hands cookie*
Dominic: Cool. Thanks.
Layla: Ok, my weapon is the frying pan and I pick Ryou.
Moon: I'll go next. My weapon is the Lightsaber and I pick Masaya.
Other hostesses: Aaaw! Wait when did you get back?
Moon: Sorry and Just now. I would miss this!
Dutch: Fine. I want the chainsaw and… Blue Knight!
Tsuki: Ok so I guess I'll take a sword and I want…. Deep Blue.
Kitty: I want the Hammer and Pai. (over protective dad!)
Star: I'll take the Gun and um everyone stole the good one, Ichigo I guess cause she is kind of annoying.
Ichigo: HEY!
Princess: Well I'll take a bow and arrows with Zakuro. (Don't ask I'm out of bad characters.)
Va: I want the ninja stars with Mint!
Everyone throws their choice into the forest and runs in after them. The mews and aliens not chosen watch from a screen in my basement.
Pudding and Tart: *flinch and cover eyes.* Kisshu: *upset* Lettuce: *crying for her friends* Keiichiro: *trying not to pay attention*
Hostesses: *skip back in together bloody and swinging weapons around*
Moon: Well that was fun! Thanks for the good time Layla!
Layla: Plenty more where that came from.
Moon: I hope so. *revives all dead characters* Now. Continue again, time for me to get back to my own fight.
Layla: Have fun! Now Rocky go rip out that bad man's hair for me. *points to Masaya*
Rocky: *runs over and rips out Masaya's hair, He screams in utter pain, and hops back to Layla.*
Layla: Thank you *hugs him* everyone: did you know im half fairy half human? im fairy of the four elements -glares at people i hate- you do not want to make a fairy mad. especially this fairy.
Mew mew cast: WE WON'T *holds hands up*
Dominic: Well that was interesting. And messy. Any ways the next review is from Kitty. Pai, Moon wants you to read it.
Pai: *grumbles* as long as I don't have to die again this chapter.
But... But... I'M PAI AND LETTUCE'S DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE! YOU LIE, NILLA!
YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE! Or, we're from different dimensions, one where
PaixZakuro is good and another where LettucexPai is the couple. THAT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE!
Dares:
Moon: Poof my fiance, Ciel, in!
Kish: *says with creepy grin* I see dead people. *head starts turning all the
way around, but when any one looks, I'm fine with a hypthetical halo above my
head*
Masayuck: kill yourself... with PIXIE STIXS!
Zakuro: Tie yourself to dead Ryou and Masaya while holding a knife!
Truths~
Pai: Why Daddy? Why do you always try to kill my fiances? *sniffles* Give me
all the weapons behind your back...
Good news. *puts hands on stoamach* I'm pregnent with triplets. Bye!~
Zakuro, and Lettuce: WHAT?
Dominic: Ya, well, Pai why aren't you surprised?
Pai: I was already explained to about this. I have no reason to be surprised.
Pudding: Lettuce-san and Zakuro-san Both get married to Pai-san, na no da? Is that allowed?
Kitty: Sure,
Nilla: In two different dimensions.
Misty and Moon: Yes well we already decided that in this one PaiXLettuce is the couple. Sorry Nilla, but that was the vote.
Nilla: *sigh* Fine.
Moon: Anyways. We have come to an agreement so, sure Kitty, you can have your fiancée. *poofs in Ciel*
Ciel: Kitty?
Kitty: Ciel! *glomps* Hello! Can you give me a second?
Ciel: Of course!
Kitty: Hey Kisshu! *says with creepy grin* I see dead people. *head starts turning all the way around, but when any one looks, I'm fine with a hypthetical halo above my
head*
Kisshu: Oh my god! There is something wrong with her! Keep her away! Keep her away!
Zakuro: What are you talking about Kisshu?
Ryou: She isn't doing anything but grinning weirdly.
Ichigo: Are you ok Kisshu?
Dutch: Aaw do you care Ichigo?
Ichigo: NO!
Kitty: She so does. Masaya you heard it right! Kill your self with pixie sticks!
Masaya: Like do I choke on them? *swallows to many pixie sticks at once and chokes to death.*
Star: What an idiot.
Dutch and Va: *over to the side already tying the dead Masaya and newly dead Ryou to Zakuro. Also they duck taped a knife to her hand.*
Dutch: I don't like having to kill Ryou *sniff*
Princess: Look at it this way. If we choose to have Mint and Deep Blue together, you get him.
Dutch: True!
Ichigo: Zakuro! Did you kill Masaya?
Zakuro: NO! Ichigo I swear. They are forcing me to sit like this!
Ichigo: Well… if you say so.
Kitty: Why Daddy? Why do you always try to kill my fiances? *sniffles* Give me
all the weapons behind your back...
Pai: I cant help it! It's just a habit! *runs away from Kitty with the weapons.*
Kitty: Ciel stay here. Oh and by the way everyone I'm pregnant!
Pai: *yells back* He is so going to die!
Kitty: NO DADDY!
Misty: Family issues suck! I'm going to read the next one because I want to! It's from Princess. Thank god it's short.
awsome chap!
my votes for couples are
KisshuXIchigo,PuddingXTart,PaiXLettuce,RyouXMint,KeichiroXZakuro.
Dares.
Ichigo:Strawberries!*hands her a strawberry and she suddenly gets fat*
Masaya-baka:DIE!*stabbing him*
Pai:YOU KILLED TARUTO YOU BAKA!*throws him in a pit*
Mint:There is a tea spill get on your hands and knees and clean it up.
Kisshu:HUG!*hugging him*
that's it for now!
Ichigo: So.. for a dare I get to eat my favorite food? Awesome! *eats strawberry and gets fat*
Mint: What the?
Dutch: Oh that wasn't very nice Princess.
Princess: That's the point. Don't worry Moon can change her back after my dares.
Moon: Good *revives Masaya and Ryou and unties them from Zakuro* Masaya! Time to die again.
Masaya: No way! *runs away.*
Princess: *jumps on his back and begins stabbing him. Then jumps off and runs over to Pai* YOU KILLED TARUTO YOU BAKA! *throws in a pit*
Lettuce: Pai-san!
Tsuki: I knew she liked him.
Mew mews: Ya, so did we.
Lettuce: *blushes*
Princess: *spills tea* Mint, there is tea on the floor. Get on your hands and knees and clean it up!
Mint: *groans* I don't want to! Please.
Va: Do it lazy ass.
Mint: *sighs and gets and her knees with a rag.*
Princess: Kisshu! *Hugs* That's it. Next review!
Moon: Ya new girl *fixes Ichigo and revives dead people.* Kitty Stop casing your dad! Taruto, read this review.
Tart: Whatever. It's from TheBlessedChildSuki.
Can I be on?
Name: Suki
Age: 13
Eyes: Inky black
Mouth: Dark red lips,1 pointed tooth
Ears: Pointed
Hair: To the back of my knee, dark as night with 1 white streak
Professions: Spy, writer
Hobbies: Insanity
Personality: Childish but mature when needed, plus if you make a reference to
anything in the series I will act it out,violent,sleeping unless someone is
talking to me
Likes: Kishigo, drawing, anime, drawing anime and I always carry a sketch pad
Dislikes: Justine Beaver, Masaya-baka, Deep Idiot, Blue Moron
Motto: *sigh* idiot
Weapons: Fire dagger, Water whip, Earth disks, Wind nun-chucks
Outfit: White yin & yang t-shirt that hangs off my shoulders with black tank
under it, black full-lengh cargos,white belt with sliver studs, black combat
boots, 1 small sliver hoop earing in right ear.
Dares:
Ichigo:Slap Masaya then tell him you love kish then push him off a cliff then
save him then push him in a pit of lava then save him then push him in a pit
of acid.
Kish: Kill the baka.
Ryou: *Grins evily* make-out with the baka!
Pai:HUG ME!
Aliens:Put on human clothes, then HUG ME!
Mint: No tea
Truths:
Ichigo:Why do you love the baka?
Zakuro:Dye your hair blue then dress like mint( make it uncanny)(sorry this is
a dare)
the baka: Why are you such an idiot?
Bye ^_^
Moon: MORE GUEST! *poofs in Suki* Hello Suki *glomps*
Suki: Seriously? I made it. Hey, thanks! So I like get to do my dares right?
Moon: Yep! Go on ahead, but I might stop you.
Suki: Ok. I want Ichigo to slap Masaya then tell him you love kish then push him off a cliff then save him then push him in a pit of lava then save him then push him in a pit
of acid.
Ichigo: I hate this girl already.
Misty: Like anyone cares.
Ichigo: *growls and slaps Masaya* Dare! I love Kish. *pushes him off a cliff, saves him, pushes him in a pit of lava, saves him again, then pushes him in a pit of acid and lets him die.*
Moon: Harsh *revives Masaya*
Kisshu: Best. Dare. Ever.
Star: I thought kissing Ichigo was the best dare ever.
Kisshu: Oh ya!
Pai and Tart: *rolls eyes*
Moon: Ok Suki I'm sorry, but I have said this before and I do not allow yaoi on Tokyo mew mew. I only do that really for one anime. I'm sorry. I can't let Kisshu and Ryou kiss Masaya.
Masaya: *disappointed look*
Va: Hey big sister. Did you get that look on tape?
Dutch: Hell yes!
Suki: *hugs Pai* Now you three have to put on human clothes oh and hug me. *hands aliens human clothes*
Aliens: Uh ok? *leaves to change and comes back in. (Pai in a black t-shirt, and blue jeans. Tart in red shirt and black short. Kish in forest green shirt and blue jeans as well. All of them have sneakers I guess?) *hugs Suki*
Suki: Wow they listen more than I thought.
Tsuki: No they don't really. We just scare them.
Suki: Oh I get it. Mint, no tea for you!
Mint: NOOOO!
Moon: Truths; Ichigo: Why do you love the baka? Zakuro: Dye your hair blue then dress like mint( make it uncanny)(sorry this is a dare) Masaya: Why are you such an idiot?
Ichigo: Because he is sweet, cute, smart, a good athlete, cares about the planet…
Hostesses: *cough gay cough*
Zakuro: Fine, whatever, Mint come help me please?
Mint: Of course!
Masaya: I am not an idiot!
Suki: Liar.
Zakuro: *walks back out 15 minutes later with Mint's hair color and style and Mint's clothes to fit her body.*
Lettuce: She is like a taller Mint! That's amazing.
Keiichiro: Well this is a shock.
Hostesses: He talked!
Moon: Last review! Keiichiro read it before you stop talking.
Keiichiro: Ok. It's from someone named Pippy-chan.
So...um...First time with one of these so...
Dares:
Masabaka: Go burn a tree and cut it into several bits and then jump into a
black hole =) Before you do that, I want to kick you where the sun dont
shine~! (Its not fair that Misty gets to do it!)
Ichigo: Eat one of your own kind (don't tell her she turns into a strawberry
when she eats one)
Kisshu: I'll tie you and Ichigo together and throw both of you into a closet.
Mint: Flush your beloved tea down the toilet =3
Ryou: Wear a maid outfit... I get to hug you as well =)
Everybody else: Sing the FUN song!
Truths:
Masabaka: Why cant you die?
Pudding: Name the one person who you want to marry
Lettuce: Do you like Pai~!
Ichigo: *Points at Masabaka* Why do you even like this treehugger?
I'd like to join! The names Pip!
Appearance: shoulder length blue black hair, purple eyes and sunkissed skin.
Wears a white hoodie with a penguin on it, denim shorts, knee high white boots
and a black watch.
Personality: Pyromaniac, violent, smart, random, evil and nice (sometimes)
Give me sugar and I'll beat anyone up (preferably Masabaka, Deep Butthead and
Blue Knight) I don't like expressing my feelings that often.
Likes: Hurting Masabaka, my flamethrower, shuriken and kunai, oranges, Naruto,
P!nk, watching anime, reading manga, reading books and karate =D
Dislikes: Masabaka, Beaver Boy, Twilight, stupid girls who act like they're
the best thing in the world, arrogant people and lazy snobs (looks like Mint
and I are going to have a little problem...)
Weapons I like using: Matches, a hard back book that I'm reading right
now(Hunger Games),shuriken, kunai and a baseball bat.
Crush: I don't like anyone...seriously...stop glaring...fine. *mutters* I like
Ryou and Keiichiro... say anything and I'll kick your skull open...
I vote IchigoxKisshu, PuddingxTart, PaixLettuce, RyouxMint and
KeiichiroxZakuro!
Bye Bye~!
Moon: Omg! More people! Come on in Pip! *poofs in Pip, stabbing a Masaya doll*
Pip: *looks up confused.* Um Hello? Who are you?
Moon: I am Moon and welcome to my Truth or Dare game!
Pip: Sweet! FUN! Ok my dares. I kind of get how this goes. So Um Masabaka, Go burn a tree and cut it into several bits and then jump into a black hole =) Before you do that, I want to kick you where the sun don't shine~! (Its not fair that Misty gets to do it!)
Masaya: This girl is so cruel.
Hostesses: We like her!
Moon: You will fit in perfectly. Now Masaya do it or I will lock you in the closet with Dutch.
Masaya: Oh god no. Anything but that! *runs away with matches and sets a tree on fire (sobbing like a baby). Pip kicks him hard where the sun defiantly don't shine. Then he get pushed into the black hole by Va because he wouldn't do it himself.*
Ichigo: This strawberry better not make me fat. *eats and turns into a giant strawberry.*
Moon: She has to turn back for the next dare *turns Ichigo human*
Ichigo: I hate being picked on.
Pip: You better thank me Kisshu. *ties Kisshu and Ichigo together and throws them in the closet together.*
Mint: God why do people hate me drinking tea? *flushes tea down the toilet and glares at Pip*
Dutch: I approve of the next dare!
Nilla: Why it's kind of weird?
Pip: I know, but it's fun. Ryou put of this maid outfit and let me hug you.
Ryou: That is creepy. I don't think I want to do that.
Misty: Well to fucking bad. Put on the dress.
Ryou: *frowns and takes the dress from Pip and changes into it. (in private pervs :P)*
Pip: *grins and hugs him* cool.
Princess: FUN SONG!
Everyone: F is for Friends that do stuff together. U is for U and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
Moon: Dun dun dun. Truths! Masabaka: Why can't you die? Pudding: Name the one person you want to marry. Lettuce: Do you like Pai? Ichigo: *Points at Masaya* Why do you even like the treehugger?
Masaya: Are you kidding? I have died more than anyone here!
Deep Blue: Does anyone care that it kind of hurts me to when he dies.
Blue Knight: Same here!
Everyone else: No one cares.
Pudding: Taru-Taru!
Tart: *blushes*
Lettuce: *blushes darker then Tart* Y-yes.
Pai: *smiles to himself*
Dutch: I got that on tape too!
Misty: *opens the closet and sees Ichigo and Kish kissing, but doesn't tell anyone.* Ichigo already answered that.
Moon: And I am done! Yay for me.
Hostesses: AAAW!
Misty: I'll make her update again.
Dominic: Me too!
Moon: Ya so I hope you guys liked it! Bye bye!