Moon: Whaa! I'm so sorry Layla. I can't believe I forgot your review! I need a better organization process.
Layla: It's okay Moon. Calm down.
Dominic: Moon doesn't own or claim the rights to anything mentioned in this story except for her original OCs.
Moon: Thank you. Begin!
Misty: Unfortunately Zakuro and Keiichiro are still away on vacation.
Hostesses: AAW!
Moon: Yeah uh sorry guys. It is suppose to be a week. So let's start these reviews shall we. First is from Kitty. I loved this because of all the Hetalia.
me: HOLA! im bored.
Dares:
Masaya: you must tell Belarus you're going to steal Russia!
Blue Knight: steal Hungary's yaoi.
Deep Blue: lets settle this once and for all- TELL MINT HOW YOU FEEL!
Layla: *rocky plays dead* -gasp- Check his pulse, Layla!
Ryou: Omigawd. its (the cafe) pink. i HATE pink.
Russia: i know im gonna die doing this but... *jumps on his back* ONWARD CREEPER!
Marik: *hugs* im gonna die doing this but i dont caaaaaare!
Romano: *starts hitting his head with a stick* smack smack smack. What? something about his face makes me wanna hit him!
Greece: Hi kitty man. Have a kitty.
France: GET THE EFF AWAY YOU EFFING PERV! *hits him in the head with a mallet*
Germany: *i start imatating Italy's voice perfectly* Waaah! Germany, Germany! I've been kidnapped by Russia!
Finland: SANTA! *sits in his lap* i want a pony, money and a video game! *huggles* THANKS SANTA!
Truths:
Dominic: do you love Moon?
Misty: OMG, ARE YOU FROM POKEMON?
Moon: did ya know vampires dont sparkle? fairies, on the other hand...
Bye!
Masaya: Who is Belarus?
Moon: Belarus! *Belarus walks is slowly and nods to Moon and Kitty.*
Masaya: Okay. *walks up and stands in front of Belarus.* I'm going to steal Russia.
Belarus: *takes out huge knife and stabs Masaya in the chest.* No one will steal big brother from me…
Blue Knight: *runs in the room screaming and throws the yaoi stuff at Moon.* She's scary.
Hungary: *runs in hold her frying pan with a pissed off look.* Where did he go?
Everyone: *points to Blue Knight's hiding spot*
Moon: BTW Hungary when you are done he gave your yaoi to me. *flips through real fast.*
Kitty: Uh Moon?
Moon: What? Hetalia yaoi is one of the only yaoi things I do. I have so many shipped couples!
Hostesses: *each raise an eye brow.*
Hungary: Thank you Honey! I'll be right back. *she leaves and all you can hear in a large pounding of the metal frying pan and screaming.* All done. I'll see you later girls!
Hostesses: Bye Hungary!
Kitty: Deep Blue- TELL MINT HOW YOU FEEL!
Deep Blue: What do mean?
Kitty: *facepalm* I. Hate. You. *Gasp* Layla! Check Rocky's pulse.
Layla: Um okay? *checks pulse* He is fine.
Kitty: Kay!
Ryou: I already said sorry for making it pink.
Kitty: *jumps on Russia's back and points forward* ONWARD CREEPER! *then gets stabbed in the back by Belarus.*
Belarus: No one touches my big brother.
Moon: Belarus! I told you not to kill my hostesses. *revives Kitty.*
Russia: *runs away when Belarus isn't looking*
Moon: Kitty who is Marik?
Kitty: Seriously Moon?
Moon: Yep sorry.
Kitty: Whatever. *starts hitting Romano in the head with a stick.* smack, smack, smack.
Romano: Will you stop hitting me you brat?
Spain: *grabs the stick from Kitty's hand* I'd appreciate it if you would not hit Lovino with a stick, Kitty.
Romano: *mumbles* Tomato bastard.
Moon: Hey Spain! Sorry, but I can't control my hostesses. I let them do what they want.
Spain: Well either way I'd like them not to hit Romano.
Italy: Ve~ Big brother are you okay?
Romano: Shut up!
Kitty: Greece, you are kitty man! Have a kitty. *hands cute little kitten.*
Greece: *smiles and hold kitten.* Thank you.
France: Ow! She hit me with a mallet.
Dominic: Because you are a pervert.
France: Hello Moon!
Moon: *holds up frying pan Hungary gave her.* Don't even think about it.
Kitty: *imitating Italy's voice perfectly.* Waaah! Germany, Germany! I've been kidnapped by Russia!
Germany: *runs in carrying a pistol.* Italy- That's not funny Kitty.
Kitty: Heck yeah it is! *high fives Moon and Dutch.*
Italy: Whoa!~ You are good at my voice.
Kitty: Thank you! *sees Finland and gasps* SANTA! *jumps on his lap.* I want a pony, some money, and a video game.
Finland: Well I can get the pony and video game, but probably not the money. Heh if I could do that it'd be a lot easier for everyone.
Pudding: Oh my goodness! He's Santa? *runs over and hugs Finland* I love Santa, na no da.
Dutch: I thought you didn't celebrate Christmas that much.
Pudding: Nope, but I've been told stories.
Kitty: She's so cute. Truths, Dominic: do you love Moon? Misty: OMG, ARE YOU FROM POKEMON? Moon: did ya know vampires dont sparkle? fairies, on the other hand
Dominic: *eyes grow really wide.* I, uh, I'm here with Misty to p-protect Moon!
Misty: Of course not you moron! *Her and Dominic go back to playing video games with Kish while Ichigo watches*
Moon: Yeah I know. I never got the whole sparkling thing either, but fairies. Fairies sparkle. Just ask England!
Haruko: *whispers so Link* Read this review from Layla.
You forgot mine...
Truths:
Zakruo': Have you ever heard of vlad the impaler?
Ichigo: do you like Vikings?
Pudding: have you ever heard of witches, the ones from the sixteen hundreds?
Lettuce: what was world II like?
Mint: what'd you think of the first thanksgiving?
(read my story time zone to understand these questions...)
Livy: how bout a Christmas themed wedding?
Dares:
Blue knight: kick yourself in the shins
Masaya: I make you my slave. Now I command you to entertain Dutch.
Dutch: if Masaya doesn't amuse you, use this. -hands her a knife-
Deep blue: have a carrot. NOW! -gives him a carrot that has a truth potion in
it-
Masaya again: dress yourself as Justin Beiber
Hostesses: seeing Masaya dressed like Justin Beiber...how does that make you
feel? Please express your actions with the weapons listed below:
Bow and Arrows
Knife
Your own epic powers
Sword
Gun
Ax
Sledgehammer
Carving knife
A pole from those monkey bar things (I hit my head on one...and i bled...a
lot.)
Zakuro: Should I?
Ichigo: No!
Pudding: Yes, na no da.
Lettuce: …. scary?
Mint: Like I care.
Layla: Moon did you read it?
Moon: Okay 1: Don't break my forth wall. Never break the forth wall. 2: I read it but they aren't suppose to remember anything.
Layla: Oooh! I gotcha. Well, Kitty what do you think of a Christmas themed wedding?
Kitty: Let me talk it over with Ciel.
Ciel: We'll let you know.
Layla: Kay! Blue Knight kick your self in the shins.
Blue Knight: How do I do that?
Dutch: Are you stupid?
Suki and Emily: It's easy!
Blue Knight: Um, I'll try. *takes one foot back and kicks his other shin with his foot.*
Masaya: I don't want to be your slave! *shot*
Hostesses: SWITZERLAND! *all the hostesses run up and hug him*
Switzerland: Don't touch me!
Moon: Sorry. *revives Masaya*
Dutch: I'm bored. *stabs Masaya in the head.*
Layla: Deep Blue! Eat this carrot! *shoves carrot in his mouth and revives Masaya.*
Masaya: What now?
Layla: Dress up like Justin Beiber.
Masaya: Deal! *takes Beiber wig and outfit. Walks out a few minutes later.*
Layla: Okay well, pick your weapons.
Moon and Cherry: Carving Knife!
Dutch and Nilla: Sword.
Kitty and Pip: Ax.
Suki and Emily: Psh my own epic powers.
Kairon and Hana: Sledgehammer.
Star and Peace: Knife!
Lexi and Va: Bow and Arrows.
Haruko and Atomsk: Guns!
Masaya: Oh crap! *starts running and gets shot in the head, legs hit with the knives, cut in half with swords, back hit by axes and sledgehammers, arms shot with arrows, legs hit with carving knives, then completely evaporated by Suki and Emily's epic powers.*
Everyone: Most epic death so far!
Moon: I hope you are ok Layla.
Layla: Yeah. Thanks.
Moon: Dominic! Can you read Suki's review?
Dominic: Sure.
Ahem. Sorry Moon, I've been a bit scatter-brained lately. Yin is sick and Yang
is taking a trip around the world and wouldn't let me come with her. :(
Ichigo: I designed your bridesmaid (the mews) dresses in real life.
Mint: Dummie. Ms. is the abbreviation of Miss and if you were married you'd be
called Mrs.
Lettuce: Nice.
Pudding: You mean you're not a baby Panda?
Zakuro: Ummm... Hi
Kish: PURPLE PIKACHU!
Pai: Can you solve this wodden puzzle? I solved it in a couple of minutes.
Tart: OMG, ARE YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY SERIOUS!
Ryou: Sing a love song to Dutch.
Keiichiro: You're not gay, right?
Masa-Baka: STUPID GAT TREE-HUGGER! Not that I have anything against them... as long as they're not you.
Deep Blue: You look almost as awesome as Prussia.
Blue Knight: Why did Russia jump?
Moon: Can I write a one or two shot based on Kish's and Ichigo's wedding? Pwease?
Dominic: Hehe, you called Moon "My beauty."
Canadia: Fight the power! *hug*
America: Does ice cream taste better with a broken foot?
Prussia: The smartest kid in my class didn't know about Prussia. But you're still awesome. *hug*
Poland: I'm, like, so totally Polish!
Ichigo: That's amazing Suki.
Suki: Thank you!
Mint: I'm pretty sure Ms. Is also used for widows and/or divorced women.
Lettuce: What?
Pudding: *grins widely and shakes head.* Nope.
Suki: Wow you're good!
Zakuro: Whatever.
Kish: NO! Pikachu is yellow!
Pai: *holds up the now solved puzzle.* Done.
Tart: What the- Why are you talking like an idiot.
Poland: Hey! I, like, totally disagree with that.
Tart: O_o
Ryou: Sure. *sings most romantic love song in the world to Dutch.* (I forgot to ask what song she wanted.)
Keiichiro: *picks up gun and aims it at Suki.* I. Am. Not. Gay!
Suki: *holds up hands in surrender.* Okay! I never said you were. Geez I was just asking.
Masaya: Well then you are a jerk!
Misty: Who said you could talk?
Masaya: *gulps*
Deep Blue: Who?
Prussia: I, the awesome Prussia, have come to make your lives better!
Moon: What's up Prussia?
Deep Blue: Oh.
Blue Knight: I don't understand the question.
Suki: You wouldn't.
Moon: YES YES YES! I would love to read that!
Dominic: *blushes, nods, then shrugs.* Yes.
Hostesses: Moon can we-
Moon: NO!
Suki: Canada, fight the power! *hugs.*
Canada: H-hello.
America: HAHAHA! OF COURSE IT DOES!
England: Only he could smash his face and break his foot. Bloody wanker.
America: Lighten up Iggy!
England: What did you call me?
Moon: No fighting! My house is falling apart already!
Prussia: Obviously he isn't the smartest kid in the class if he hasn't heard of the awesome me!
Dutch: Duh.
Poland: Oh my god! That is, like, so totally awesome. You are like one of my best friends now.
Tart: Somebody shut him up!
Peach: Moon something is wrong with Tart.
Moon: Ignore him. Next review! It's from the awesome Dutch!
...Helluwh...
Dares:
Tart: making out is *whispers in ear* now make out with Pudding ^-^
Hikaru and Kaoru: you two are REALLY cute together! It almost seems real...
*stares at them*
Momiji: OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR SONG! IT'S SO AWESOME!
France: I like you for some reason! Why are people affraid of you? You're cool!
Ryou: dye the cafe blue for me? Please?
Byez!
Tart: *face is madly red from what Dutch told him.* Uh, n-no!
Dutch: YES!
Pudding: It's okay Taru-Taru, na no da. Tell me what Dutch-chan said.
Tart: I-I can't, but I c-can do this. *grabs Pudding and starts making out with her while she starts blushing.*
Moon: You HAD to teach him.
Dutch: Yep!
Hikaru: Well my brother and I are really close.
Kaoru: Because we have only been with each other since we were young.
Both: However we are sorry to say it isn't totally real.
Dutch and Kitty: *slightly pout.*
Momiji: *runs up and hugs Dutch and turns into a rabbit.* That is great! I'm so glad you like it.
Kyo: It's stupid! How could you like it.
Yuki: Be mature Kyo. Others are allowed to like what they wish.
Kyo: Shut up you damn rat!
Moon: Look you two. I love you guys, but I swear to god you ruin my house and I will snap your necks like twigs!
Both: *anime sweat drop and major step away from Moon.*
France: I do not understand why people hate me either. I have done nothing to them.
Moon: You are a rapist! This is why I don't pair you with another country. Well….no that's not true. I do sometimes.
France: Oh so even Moon has her times when she is kind to me.
Moon: *snorts* Yeah whatever. You are lucky I like Hetalia yaoi. Dutch. Move on please.
Dutch: *laughs and hugs France for a second.* Sure thing Moon. Ryou, will you dye the café blue for me?
Ryou: Of course! I've wanted to change it anyways. I'll be back soon. *leaves with Keiichiro and a lot of paint*
Moon: Haha! Random character time.
Kitty: What?
Moon: *snaps and random anime character appears.*
Envy: Moon, what did I say about doing this?
Moon:…. Sorry Envy! Anyways, I need you to read this. *hands review papers.*
Envy: I'd rather not.
Blue Knight: Your funeral.
Envy: Not quiet. Unlike you, Moon doesn't enjoy killing me.
TMM Cast: Not fair!
Moon: Yeah well shut up. Please just read it Envy.
Envy: Yeah, fine. No harm.
Star: It's mine! I bet anything.
hello again :D thank you for bringing in kid and patty heheh :D hehe i think
ichigo should have twins :3 a girl and a boy hehe :P and i like twilight :P
well the books anyway the films bore me a little and i agree that bella is to
week... until the last book/film hehe then i like her :P :L hehe anyway dares
and stuff lol :P
pudding meet patty, patty meet pudding heres some sweets have fun :D
who wants to be my asstitent for my next magic trick? :D dont worry im awsome
hehe *everyone steps back and shoves masaya forward* yaya a volenteer get in
the box *puts masaya in box and shoves swords through it* he will be completely unharmed abracadabra *opens box and masayas dea* maybe not hehe :P
deep blue and mint stare into each others eyes for the next ten minutes and
describe each other with one word at a time since you guys are so boring we'll do things the boring way hehe:P
blue knight put this costume on *hands him a girraffe costume* hey patty look its an annoying girraffe
everybody take turns in killing masaya :D so masaya would u prefer to stay dead or be revied each time just to die again?
kid look at that butterfly *kid rants on about how perfectly symmetrical it is* (its funny and cute when he does that lol :P)
god this review is boring lol i actually couldnt think of anything lol :P anyway until next time seeya :D hehe :D
Moon: Thank you Envy. *snaps and he disappears.* Ha I love my random quests.
Ichigo: Why are you nicer to them?
Moon: Uh….Star! Go ahead with your dares.
Star: Patty, Pudding. Pudding, Patty. Take some sweets!
Pudding: Hello, na no da.
Patty: Hahaha! Hey. *both takes the sweets and run out of the room.*
Kid and Tart: Why would you do that?
Star: I wanted to see the outcome.
Moon: *eye twitches* My house is going to break! You have got to be kidding me!
Hostesses: *epic anime sweat drops.* Sorry Moon.
Star: Well do I have another volunteer for my next magic trick?*everyone steps back and Deep Blue shoves Masaya forward.* Yay a volunteer! *drags Masaya by force to the box while he flares his arms like a kid. She stuffs him inside and starts sticking swords (that appeared out of no where by the way) through it.* He shall be unharmed! Abracadabra! *taps the box then opens it to find him dead with the swords sticking out.* Maybe I was wrong. *laughs evily*
Kid: This is why I do not come around more often.
Patty: Aaw don't be a party pooper Kid! Hahaha.
Dutch: I'm going to make this as easy as possible.
Kitty: And as boring as possible.
Layla: Mint. Deep Blue. You two will sit here and describe each other with one word back and forth.
Mint: Why?
Star: Because I said so!
Deep Blue: Fine.
Mint: Cool.
Deep Blue: Nice.
Mint: Smart.
Deep Blue: Creative.
Mint: Fun.
Deep Blue: Exciting.
Mint: *grins and winks at Deep Blue and somehow he completely understands.* This.
Deep Blue: Game.
Mint: Is.
Deep Blue: Stupid.
Hostesses: YOU GUYS ARE BORING.
Deep Blue and Mint: Whatever.
Star: *growls and holds up the giraffe costume to Blue Knight.* (I need new names for the two of them.) Go put this on.
Blue Knight: Yeah whatever. *puts on the giraffe costume over his clothes.* Now what?
Star: Patty! Look it's an annoying giraffe.
Patty: *Patty gasps and runs over to Blue Knight grabbing his neck and snapping it like a twig.* Victory! It's dead!
Kid: -_- Why Star?
Star: Because.
Masaya: Can I just stay dead till my next dare?
Moon: Sure. *everyone takes out a shotgun, lines up, and takes turns shooting him.*
Ciel: *shoots him in the head.*
Kitty and Moon: Head shot!
Kitty: Look Kid a butterfly!
Kid: See! It has such beautiful symmetry. The way each of its wings are perfectly matched with amazing patterns. *continues the rant as everyone else ignores him.*
Lettuce: Is it rude to ignore him?
Ichigo: I don't think he'll notice.
Patty: HAHAHA. He won't!
Moon: Pai! I demand you read Kairon's review!
Pai: Why?
Kish: You don't talk.
Pai: Fine.
Haaaaaaaaaah... I love this game so freakin' much!
Dares!
Lettuce: Write an essay on the finless porpoise.
Pie: Onii-san, help your girlfriend with her essay.
Kish, Ryou, Tart, Masaya: I've been wanting to do this for a while, so, you
guys are going to do the treadmill routine from the music video from Ok Go's
song "Here it goes again", 'kay?
Tart: The original plan was for you to watch Child's Play, and for Pudding to
watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I'm in a good mood today, so you only have
to watch Child's Play. Have fun!
Truths!
Mint: Yo Deep-Baka havin' fun?
Pudding: Who is your best friend? (Besides Tart)
Ichigo: Where is the best place you would go on vacation? Where's the worst?
Okay, I'm done. Bye, ev'body!
-Kairon
Kairon: I can't wait to start these.
Masaya: Oh no.
Kairon: Oh shut up Baka. I didn't care enough to give you anything this time. Lettuce, write a paper on the finless porpoise.
Lettuce: Okay, Kairon-san. Moon-chan do you have a library.
Moon: Yep. Down that way 5th door on the left.
Lettuce: Thank you! *skips off out the door.*
Kairon: Pai go help your girlfriend.
Pai: *nods and leaves out the door following Lettuce's path.*
Sebastian: How big is this home Moon?
Moon: Very big for a basement. It's the reason why I don't want it to be ruined.
Layla: Understand.
Kairon: Okay now… Kish. Ryou. Tart. Masaya. I want the four of you to do the treadmill routine from the music video, Ok Go's song "Here it goes again."
Ryou: Do we have too?
Dutch: Yep!
All four: *grumble in protest, but lets Kairon show them the video then to the treadmills that randomly appeared. Then the song starts playing and they follow along with the routine.* (never seen it? Go watch!)
Tart: *after downing a bottle of water.* Uh Moon? I've already seen Child's Play.
Kairon: You ruined my dare!
Tart: *shrugs and sit back on the couch with Pudding.*
Kairon: *growls* Truths. Mint: You Deep-Baka havin' fun? Pudding: Who is your best friend? (Besides Tart) Ichigo: Where is the best place you would go on vacation? Where's the worst?
Mint: Sure.
Pudding: Either Ichigo-san or Lettuce-san.
Ichigo: Best place I'd like to go? I guess Italy. Worst? Antarctica.
Kairon: Interesting….
Zakuro: *mutters* poor Ichigo.
Keiichiro: *nodding in agreement.* Yeah.
Moon: *evil laugh* Next review! Lexi!
Lexi: Yay!
hiya lexi here
dares
torch: can you poof in my oc dogs snowy and blossom please
name:snowy
gender:girl
breed:american eskimo dog
colour:white
name:blossom
gender:girl
breed:cavalier king charles spaniel
colour:white and hazle/light brown patches
they can both talk, hold things, kill people if needed
evryone: hi meet snowy and blossom say hi to them
ichigo: here is a puppy her name is evie she is a japanese spitz she is a new
born pup and is white with a tint of black in her tail it's for the baby tell
the child it's from autie lexi she will be fine with the baby she's snowys
neice
masaya:(hits him with rolled up newspaper) bad boy bad bad boy
bad boy you need to be taught a lesson (wacks him over the head)
that should give you a bad migraine you bad boy
deep blue:(hands lie detector) PUT IT ON (eyes turn red) NOW! AND KEEP IT ON
TILL I NEED YOU FOR MY TUTH GO IT
pudding, ichigo, lettuce: i don't want you to see what comes next so here are
some blind folds you can take them off after the explosion ends
blue idiot: (ties him to post) you are going to be my pactice dummy (eye go
red) OR ELSE (trows knives at him, soots him, kicks him and trows a granade at
him) 3 2 1 bye bye (booommm!)
masaya(again): (ties him to a post)(eyes go red) YOU ARE GOING TO DO EVERY
THING I SAY OR I WILL LET MY DOGS SNOWY AND BLOSSOM BRUTERLY MURDER YOU WITH A BLOW TORCH NOW SAY SORRY TO ICHIGO NOW
masaya(againx2): blossom, snowy kill him for me with a blow torch and any of
your wapons i would go with the mallet as well you know
lettuce: here is daphne she is a new born pup she's a dalmation she is yours
now
pudding: here is rosie she is a norwich terrier she is a golden brown colour
with tints of black she is a new born pup she is yours now
zakuro: here is coco she is a new born pup she is a pomeranian a golden colour
with white tints she is yours now
mint: here is blue belle she is a new born pup she is a poodle a white colour
with blue tints
truths
deep blue: do you have a crush on anyone a certain tea loving rich girl whos
name begins in M because if you do tell me please (inocent pupy dog
eyes)(behind me blossom and snowy growl treaterning to atack)
that is all torch
snowy: why did you take so long in telling everyone who we are
me: because i just did snowy besides next time i review i will let you kill
some one okay
blossom: i'm fine with that what about you snowy
snowy: well...okay but i'm killing tree huger
me: hey i care about the planet
blossom: me too
Snowy: uggh fine the cheating baka happy
me, blossom: much
snowy: thats it from us bye bye say bye blossom
blossom: bye
me: see you next time with THE ANOYING ADVENTURE OF LEXI SNOWY AND BLOSSOM
snowy: why?
me:(shrugs)
blossom: hey why i am last
me:(hits face with palm) CUT this is all we have time for
bye
Moon: And don't worry. She explained the Torch thing to me. Here is the other dare she left.
moon: here is a new born pup aroura she is a labradour golden in colour with
silver tints moon colour silver
Lexi: Can I start? Can I start? Can I start?
Moon: …Yeah.
Lexi: Cool!
Moon: *snaps and Snowy and Blossom appear.* One down. A billion more to go
Lexi: *laughs nervously.* Yeah sorry about that. *Moon waves her forward and leaves the room. Pulling out certain anime characters with her.* Okay, well, everyone say hi to Snowy and Blossom.
Everyone: Hello! *waves to the dogs.*
Ichigo: *squeals and cuddles puppy.* I know I'm a cat girl but I love dogs!
Kish: *pets dogs head and laughs* It's cute.
Lexi: *sitting there hitting Masaya on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad.
Masaya: CUT IT OUT!
Lexi: This should teach you a lesson and hurt your head. *whacks him in the back of the head with the rolled up newspaper.*
Masaya: HEY! *rubs the back of his head.*
Lexi: *walks up to Deep Blue and pushes a lie detector at him.* Put this on! *eyes turn read when he looks like he's going to disagree.* Now! I need you for my truth.
Deep Blue: Fine you annoying pest of a human. *straps on lie detector.*
Lexi: *hands Ichigo, Lettuce, and Pudding blindfolds.* I don't want you to see what happens next.
Lettuce: Does this mean I get a break from my essay?
Lexi: Yeah.
Lettuce, Pudding, and Ichigo: Okay! *puts on blind folds and plugs ears.*
Lexi: Okay come on Blue Idiot! (ties him to post) you are going to be my pactice dummy (eye go red) OR ELSE (trows knives at him, soots him, kicks him and trows a granade at him) 3 2 1 bye bye
Blue Knight: What do you me- *large BOOM! And the whole room goes into pieces except for the guests and hostesses, who are now safe inside a magic dome.*
Moon: DAMN IT! What did I say about destroying my house?
Lexi: *gulps and steps back.* I'm sorry Moon! I swear I didn't know the bomb was that big.
Moon: -_- we will have to do with the rubble until I find us a new place to go. Continue without me for now. I'm going to search.
Peach: I think Moon-san is mad.
Princess: Mad? She is P.O.
Cherry: Don't feel bad Lexi. She'll be better when we get to the new place.
Lexi: Yeah. Okay. MASAYA YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING OR MY DOGS SNOWY AND BLOSSOM WILL MURDER YOU WITH A BLOW TORCH!
Masaya: *body shacking and head nodding franticly.* Yes yes yes!
Haruko: Wimp.
Atomsk: Seriously.
Lexi: *smirks* Now say sorry to Ichigo.
Masaya: I-I'm sorry.
Ichigo: I can't forgive.
Mint: And you shouldn't
Lexi: Snowy, Blossom, kill him for me with any weapons you'd like. I suggest the mallet.
Snowy: smiles widely and grabs the mallet. She swings it at his head and smashes his head off*
Misty: I saw something like that on the anime I watch with Moon. Greed got his head knocked off, but difference is Greed's head grows back.
Nilla: Masaya only wishes his would.
Lettuce: *rocks puppy in her arms.* Thank you Lexi! *gets up and hugs her then sits back down with Pai and the puppy.*
Pudding: Ooooh! Look Taru-Taru! I got a cute little puppy!
Tart: *reaches over and pets the puppy* Yeah I see.
Zakuro: *smiles and hold the puppy in her lap, scratching its head.* Thank you Lexi. This is very nice of you.
Mint: *squeals and cuddles the puppy.* Now Micky has a friend when I get home!
Lexi: Well I'm glad you girls like them. Now for my only truth. deep blue: do you have a crush on anyone a certain tea loving rich girl whos ame begins in M because if you do tell me please (inocent pupy dog yes)(behind me blossom and snowy growl treaterning to atack)
Deep Blue: N-no! *the lie detector goes off and all the hostesses grin hugely*
Hostesses: WE KNEW IT!
Moon: *walks back in carrying map and a thick book. With Dominic and the missing anime characters following behind her.* I found a new place for us. We shall journey there soon. Everyone grab any items you can find in the ruble. Ichigo don't worry. All the baby stuff is safe as well as everything for Kitty and Ciel's wedding.
Hostesses: Okay!
TMM Cast: Yes Moon. *runs off to look for any items.*
Moon: I guess we have to say bye. Bye everyone. I'll try and update soon!