Moon: Ha! I told you I'd try and update sooner.
Misty: You didn't. You failed. Why are you in a good mood? Did you forget your house is in ruins?
Moon: *glares at Misty and punches her arm* Of course I didn't. However, this new place is even bigger and more beautiful. I think my hostesses will love it.
Dominic: They will. What random anime character is doing your disclaimer?
Prussia: The awesome me will do it! Moon doesn't own anything mentioned in this story except her original OCs. She just wishes she did!
Moon: You bet I do. Go!
Pudding: Where are we going, na no da?
Moon: You'll see. *everyone exits the portal and into a huge field of grass filled with dozens of different flowers, a beautiful shining pond with a waterfall poring into it, trees grown perfectly for climbing, and buildings a small walking distance away. Tons of magical creatures walked, skipped, and flew around the area. Dragons, fairies, griffans, shifters, phoenixes, and many others nodded at the new guests and continued on their way.*
Kitty: Whoa Moon what is this place?
Dutch: Is this where we are going to be staying now?
Moon: Yes. Dominic, Misty, Zoey, Lizzy, Chandra, and my best friend, Lauren, helped me create it. It wasn't easy but it's great huh?
America: Sure is! Now whenever Iggy sees his imaginary friends we can see them too!
England: I tell you, you wanker, they are not imaginary!
Moon: Stop fighting! *Mutters* no one wants to hear you to 'make up' anyways.
Peach: Moon maybe we should move on?
Moon: Good idea. First review is from Kitty!
Hi guys! i gots dares!
England: meet Ciel, the guy who saved your sorry arse from the evil angel of
masacare. Ciel, meet your country.
America: *snaps fingers and he has bunny ears* USA-CHAN! get it? cuz usa in
Japanese is bunny and U.S.A. is usa!
Russia: ... *hugs and runs before is killed*
Ichigo: Hi Strawberry! hav some strawberries. *hands a bowl of strawberries
and whipped cream*
Dominic: KISS MOON! KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!
Canada: *hugs* I KNOW YOU EXSIST!
Dutch: meet France.
France: do what you want to Dutch. hug her, kiss her, rape her...
Ryou: OMG FRANCE IS TRYING TO STEAL DUTCH!
Ok, now Im- FLYING MINT BUNNY! *snuggles flying mint bunny*
Ciel: put that down! you dont know where its been!
Me: r u jealous hes getting more attention than you...?
Ciel: *flustered* O-of course not!
oh almost forgot!
Moon: whats your book called? im gonna read it! also, i know 7 reasons to date
British guys:
1. Their accents.
2. Being called love.
3. Their accents.
4. They dress better than Americans.
5. Their accents.
6. They're cuter than American boys.
7. THEY'RE FREAKING ACCENTS!
but get your own british guy. * jumps into Ciel's arms* CUZ HES MINE! :3
Ciel: *even more flustered than before*
Bye
England: *clears throat nervously.* Yes I heard about that. It's nice to meet you Ciel.
Ciel: Yes, not to much trouble. It's an honor to meet you Mr. England.
Kitty: *laughs* You don't gotta call him Mr. Just England.
Ciel: Oh okay.
Kitty: *snaps and bunny ears appear on America* USA-CHAN. Get it? Cause usa is Japanese for bunny and you are usa.
America: Hahahaha! That's awesome!
Peach: He's loud huh?
Moon: Yep! Praise the hero.
Germany: Oh no please don't boost his ego.
Moon: *grumbles* Fine.
Kitty: Uh anyways… *hugs Russia then runs away as Belarus appears*
Belarus: You vill not touch my big brother.
Russia: *sneaks away while she isn't looking.*
Kitty: Yo Strawberry! Take some strawberries. *hands bowl of strawberries and whip cream.*
Ichigo: Hey thanks Kitty.
Kitty: Yep yep. Now… Dominic, KISS MOON! KISS KISS KISS KISS!
Moon: *looks up from laptop.* Wait what?
Dominic: *face turn slightly red.* Uh, well, you see-
Moon: *shrugs* Might as well. I told my hostesses I'd do anything they asked. *jumps up* EXCEPT Ruin my couples. These *points to each couple.* Will not be changed. Period.
Dominic: *chuckles.* Strict Moon?
Moon: Yeah. So what? I need to be to keep things in check.
Dominic: True. So, uh…
Moon: Go ahead.
Dominic: *leans in to kiss Moon and then a huge light flashes and another boy, with shaggy black hair, red eyes, and black wings, falls out.*
Nilla: What the- Who is that?
Layla: He literally came out of no where.
Moon: Yeah I see that. Hello Alex.
Alex: Moon. How are you?
Moon: Do you have a reason for interrupting?
Alex: *shrugs*
Kitty: *runs over and hits Alex with a frying pan.* BAKA! You ruined my dare!
Alex: Huh? You got anger problems sweet heart.
Ciel: *kicks Alex in the groin* Shut up!
Misty: Well this couldn't have been more awkward. Come on Alex. I need to talk to you. *drags Alex away*
Kitty: *runs over and hugs Canada* I KNOW YOU EXIST.
Canada: T-thank you.
Dutch: *already hanging out with France* Huh?
Kitty: *whispers in Frace's ear*
France: Really now?
Kitty: Yeah.
France: Okay! *wraps his arms around Dutch and before Kitty can say anything Ryou runs up and punches him in the face.*
Ryou: No!
Dutch: aaaw! *glomps Ryou and kisses his cheek.*
Kitty: FLYING MINT BUNNY!
Ciel: I said don't touch it!
Sebastian: My lord I think it's best to let her do as she wishes.
England: It's not as if he's dirty!
Moon: This has become awkward. And I think Misty just killed Alex behind that tree. *points to random tree* *coughs nervously.* About my book…I haven't thought of a title I feel good enough yet but I'll let you know. Also, Kitty, I agree with all those reasons on why to date a British guy. Their accents are hot!
Kitty: I KNOW RIGHT?
Dutch and Moon: *mutter to each other.* Just ask America.
America: Huh? I wasn't listening.
Hungary: *grins evil yaoi love grin.*
Misty: Yes I did kill him. I hate him. Your next review is from Nilla.
Nilla: YAY!
Moon: Where are all my anime guests?
Lettuce: They went exploring.
Moon: Ok then. Review!
I HAVE GOT DARES!
Mint: Stand right here! *points to spot* and don't move unless someone with
the initials D and B falls on your and possibly kisses you, but since I highly
doubt that will happen *says in a non-suspicious totally suspicious voice* you
are going to have to stand there forever.
Deep Blue: Hey, can you go over there and grab that book for me, *he walks
straight in front of me and I hold out my leg tripping him and falls right
towards Mint, lands on her, and kisses her by 'accident'* *puts on innocent
face* Oops. *turns around and rubs hands together laughing maniacally* My plan
has worked perfectly!
Taruto: (not really a dare, his dare comes later) You are next. *insane smile*
Pudding: Here, eat this cookie *it has a sleeping potion in it, that makes her
fall asleep until she is kissed*
Taruto and Momiji: OMG! Pudding has fallen asleep and she won't wake up! Hang
on, this reminds me of a story *starts to read sleeping beauty, finishes and
closes book* Now, what does this have to do with Pudding, I think you can
figure it out. Oh but wait! I'm not done just yet, let's poof Pudding to the
top of a tall tower and the first to get to her is allowed to be her
boyfriend.
TRUTH TIME!
Keiichiro and Zakuro: (I'm assuming their back since you did their dares and
truths) Did anything of epic proportions happen on your week long vacation?
Does it involve the word, 'expecting'?
Mint and Deep Blue: You're welcome.
THAT IS THE LAME AWESOMENESS OF MY DARES AND TRUTHS! Love you, kittens!
Mint: This isn't fair! Moon! Tell her she can't force me to stand here forever.
Moon: *not listening because she is playing poker with France, Spain, Prussia, Hungary, Kitty, Dutch, Peach, and Va.*
Mint: Uh Suki?
Suki: *hiding video cameras with Layla, Star, Pip, Princess, Peace, Haruko, and Atomsk.*
Mint: Well-
Nilla: Give it up Mint. Emily, Kairon, Julie, Hana, Tiger, Cherry, and Lexi are all out riding dragons. Just stay! *Mint gives her dirty look.* Hey Deep Blue can you go over there and grab a book for me?
Deep Blue: *mutters.* Lazy human. *starts walking over to the book but gets tripped by Nilla and falls on Mint, kissing her.*
Nilla: Oopsy.
Deep Blue and Mint: *both blushing, steps away from each other and looks in different directions.*
Moon: Awesome job Nilla! We even have it on tape now.
Tart: What do you mean I'm next?
Nilla: Noooothing. Pudding! Here have this cookie.
Pudding: Okay, na no da. *each the cookie with sleeping potion in it. She can only wake up once she is kissed.*
Nilla: Tart! Momiji! Pudding has fallen asleep. *reads Sleeping Beauty to them.* Now I shall poof Pudding to the top of a tower and the first to get to her gets to be her boyfriend.
Momiji: Okay! I want that cute girl to be my girlfriend!
Tart: *glares at Momiji who has already started running.* *He also begins running, but stops and thinks for a second.* Oh duh! *smacks head then teleports to the tower.* Baka. *looks at Pudding who is laying on a big bed in the deep sleep. Momiji pops in through the door. Tart goes into a huge panic and bends down and kisses Pudding quickly.*
Momiji: Aaw! That's not fair.
Pudding: *blinks a few times and opens her eyes to find a blushing Tart standing above her.* Hello Taru-Taru. What happened?
Tart: *burts out laughing and hugs Pudding,* Nothing. Nothing at all Pudding.
Hostesses: THAT'S SO CUTE!
Nilla: Yeah, but maybe I should have made it a rule that Tart couldn't teleport.
Moon: *shrugs* Too late now! Congrats Tart. This reminds me. Zakuro, Keiichiro, when did you get back.
Keiichiro: We just snuck in without anyone noticing. It was a fun trip though.
Zakuro: Yeah thanks for sending us. And by 'expecting' I hope you are not implying that I got pregnant Nilla. I'm not Ichigo.
Ichigo: ZAKURO!
Zakuro: You misunderstand me Ichigo. I mean I don't want to get pregnant right now. There is nothing wrong with you doing it.
Ichigo: Oh… Sorry.
Nilla: *glares at Zakuro* You are no fun. No fun at all. Whatever. Mint and Deep Blue, You are Welcome.
Mint and Deep Blue: *still blushing* WE DIDN'T THANK YOU!
Moon: You did. In your minds. I'm still playing poker so Lettuce be a dear and read the next review.
Lettuce: Sure Moon. It's from Dutch.
Dutch: *waves from the poker game.*
Helluwh! :3
Dares:
Masaya: you are now placed under my *ahem* protection, you are to stay close
to me AT ALL TIMES! To make sure of that... *gived him a dog colar with a
leash* put it on.
Everyone: KILL MASAYA NOW THAT HE CAN'T RUN!
Deep Blue: ...so you have something for Mint...? Kiss her ^-^
Moon: poof Ed in ^-^
Masaya (again): call Ed something that means small...like pipsqueek
Everyone: don't hold Ed back ^-^
Truths:
Mint: do you love my little brother? And what did you think about the kiss?
O.o
Ryou: how does the cafe look now that it's blue?
Buh-bye!
Masaya: I have a bad feeling about this but thank you! *sits close to Dutch.*
Dutch: One second Moon. *hands Masaya dog collar with leash.* Put it on. It'll help me protect you better.
Masaya: Okay. *puts on collar and leash.*
Dutch: EVERYONE KILL MASAYA NOW THAT HE CANT RUN!*
Masaya: *gets a knife thrown at his head.*
Moon: Who threw that?
Misty: *raises hand*
Dutch: Good job Misty! Little bro, so you have something for Mint? Kiss her.
Deep Blue: W-what?
Princess: You heard her.
Tsuki: Time to kiss.
Pip: So do it or die.
Deep Blue: *sighs and walks over to Mint and kisses her.*
Hostesses: SUCCESS!
Deep Blue: Shut up!
Moon: Oh! I get to poof Ed in again! *snaps and Ed appears.*
Ed: Hello again Moon.
Moon: What's up Ed? I think Dutch needs you for something. *revives Masaya.*
Dutch: *whispers to Masaya.* Call Ed something that means small… like pipsqueak.
Masaya: Whatever. Hey Pipsqueak when did you get here?
Ed: *turns head slowly around and has evil aura around him* Who are you calling small? *runs at Masaya and punches him in the head and kicks him in the stomach*
Masaya: *rolling on the ground in pain.*
Dutch: okay now Mint-
Kish: She is passed out over there *points to parts of the flowers.*
Dutch: *sighs* You people are so difficult. Ryou, how does the café look now that it's blue?
Ryou: A hundred times better.
Dutch: Good. *goes back to the poker game.*
Moon: Ed! Since you're here can you read the next review. It's the one with Suki on it.
Ed: Yeah, but you need to poof me back after.
Moon: Deal.
Haha! I was reading down the weapons and was like 'pffft heck yes'. And I was
watching Care Bears. To the random stuff!
Ichigo: Yeah, but I just can't get your wedding dress right.
Mint: BUT YOU ARE STILL A MS. RIGHT NOW!
Lettuce: Have some hot Kool-Aid!
Pudding: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Zakuro: I just realized that the 'kuro' part of your name means black.
Keii-san: Woot! Random nicknames!
Ryou: Purple poka-dot your white pants and white poka-dot your purple skinny
jeans.
Pai: Hugz Bro! *hug*
Tart: Go steal Gilbird!
Blue Knight: DIE!
Deep Blue: YAYZ! We all knew it anyway.
Masa-Baka: Die! Die a very painful death.
Hungary: Watch all the 'Austria expresses his _ though the Piano' videos.
England: Actually it's an American trait and if you hang around me.
America: What's your favorite (American obviously) cartoon?
Dominic: Soooo... Do you love her?
Moon: CHES! TANK CHU SO MUCH!
Livvy: I'm watching Kuroshitsuji! I'm on the last episode of the first season.
I bawled when Ciel fell.
Hostesses: Ever notice how you probably type a lot faster now?
Sebastian: So... You're just one hell of a butler, right?
BYE!
Moon: *poofs Ed out.* Okay.
Ichigo: That's ok Suki. You'll get it.
Suki: I hope so.
Mint: *is now sitting up rubbing her head.* Yeah whatever I'm a Ms. I don't care.
Lettuce: I'm not going to try your hot kool-aid!
Suki: But I made it just for you! What am I suppose to do with all this hot kool-aid now?
Lettuce: Drink it!
Suki: NO!
Pudding: Is there a shark around, na no da?
Tart: No Suki is just overly hyper.
Pudding: okay!
Zakuro: Yes it does but putting it with 'za' makes it mean pomegranate.
Suki: Still! It's kind of cool! Keii-san!
Keiichiro: Yeah?
Suki: YAY FOR RANDOM NICKNAMES!
Ryou: yeah… no.
Suki: Do it!
Dutch: But I like the way his clothes are now!
Suki: AAW! You are lucky you have Dutch here. Once she leave I'm doing it for you.
Ryou: O_O
Suki: *hugs Pai.* Hugs bro.
Pai: What the hell?
Suki: Tart. Go take Gilbird.
Tart: You mean that thing. *point to bird on Prussia's shoulder.*
Suki: Yep.
Tart: Whatever. *teleports behind Prussia and steals Gilbird.*
Prussia: NO! *punches Tart in the face and catches Gilbird.*
Moon: No one touchy Gilbird.
Blue Knight: Wha- *killed by unseen force.*
Moon: I have been taught that every story needs an unseen force!
Hostesses: Got that right!
Masaya: But- *gets lungs pulled out by unseen force.*
Hungary: *already watching the videos*
Suki: Well that was fast.
England: Dear god.
America: …. SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS!
Moon: YES! *high-fives America*
England: *rolls eyes.*
Dominic: Do I love who?
Suki: *facepalm*
Moon: No problem.
Kitty: I KNOW RIGHT?
Moon: SO SAD!
Ciel: Huh?
Kitty: Nothing!(:
Hostesses: … Huh? Weird you're right.
Sebastian: *bows* Yes, I am just one hell of a butler.
Moon: Best. Line. Ever. Next review! It's Lexi, Snowy, and Blossom.
hiya it'sme lexi (the name is growing on me)
snowy: yeah it quite good
blossom: same i like it
patches: great nickname lexia
me: PATCHES get out of my review
patches: okay okay keep your tail on
me: what tail
patches: oh right got to go
dares
moon: sorry about your home
everyone: let's sing {deck the halls with bells of holly shalala la la la}
tart: here take (hands yellow velvet box) don't use it yet
pai: here take (hands green velvet box) don't use it yet
kish: here take (hands pink velvet box) don't use it yet
keiichiro: here take (hand purple velvet box) don't use it yet
ryou: here take (hands gold velvet box) don't use it yet
masaya: as i promised snowy here (hands steak) put it in front of you
and(hands sauges) drape these around you good now SNOWY, BLOSSOM DINNER TIME
blue knight: have you no humanity you evil person (starts crying loudly)you
are just mean snowy, blossom kill him
hotesses: it is christmas time so here are some presents
you can chose from
pendents
charm braclets
earings
watches
perfume
make up
everyone(including the blue knight & masaya): SNOWBALL FIGHT
Moon: Don't worry about it Lexi. I think everyone is having more fun here anyways.
Lexi: Let's sing!
Everyone: Okay! Deck the halls with bells of holly fa la la la la la la la la. Tis' the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la. Dawn we now our gay apparel fa la la la la la la la la la. Troll the ancient Yuletide carol fa la la la la la la la la la.
Moon: Hahaha! That's enough Christmas stuff.
Lexi: Okay here. *hands Tart, Kish, Pai, Ryou, Keiichiro their boxes.* Don't use these yet.
Boys: Uh okay?
Lexi: Masaya, hold these. *hands steak and sausages* Drape these around you.
Masaya: okay they smell great. *drapes them on himself.* Do I get to eat these?
Lexi: Not quiet. Snowy! Blossom! Dinner time!
Snowy and Blossom: *licks lips and charges at Masaya, sinking their teeth into him and ripping him apart.*
Ichigo: *throws up* That's a b-bit much Moon.
Moon: Oh my. Ichigo are you okay?
Ichigo: *being help up by Kish, she nods* Yes, but I think I should lie down.
Lexi: *points to Blue Knight and starts crying* Have you no humanity you evil person! Snowy, Blossom, kill him! (scene has been removed for the sake of Ichigo) *then Lexi goes around and passes out her beautiful presents to the hostesses*
Moon: That's really sweet Lexi. Thanks so much.
Lexi: No problem Moon. My pleasure.
Moon: We'll have the snowball fight at the end. Next review is from a new girl mewmewlover612.
hiya love it funny lol
ok may i join u with destroying peoples minds with laughter my nikname is mew
ok
[kish fangirl treehuging killing
fangirl]TRUTHS
treehuger:u got lice lol u must date lice girl from my school
everyone: i sugesst not going near him DARES
ichigo : when did u get pregent[looks a stomach] or are u fat
kish: sing about how fat ichgo is
lettuce :u will date ryou
zakro:u will date pie thats finla
kish :here u get my katana break it ichgo dies
justinbiebr:wth are u doing hrere for [he starts singing][gets shot at by a ninja star] i hate that song
moon:i am a mew panda /penguin
my outfit like ichgos but black and white i also kill people when they don't listen and i send bombs out to random people thats message from mew this will self deurct in 30 secs zakto u better date pie or ill disapper i am ur guys daughter
Moon: *poofs in Mew* Hello Mew. I have bad news.
Mew: What?
Moon: You'll see. Masaya you have to date lice girl from Mew's school.
Masaya: But I'm gay!
Peach: That's what makes it better.
Princess: Have fun!
Masaya: But- *gets poofed out*
Moon: Not letting lice girl here.
Ichigo: I'm not fat! I got pregnant a few chapters back.
Mew: Fine.
Kish: I can't do that dare if she isn't fat.
Hostesses: How sweet.
Moon: Random. Okay, well, I will not do Lettuce's dare, or Zakuro's dare. It is in the rulebook. My couples won't be broken up! Sorry but that is final.
Mew: But that means- *Mew disappears.*
Moon: *facepalm* I could have saved her. Sorry guys my couples will not be changed!
Dominic: She is strict about her pairings.
Misty: That is not the only thing, but everyone will figure that out eventually. Moon I am ending this chapter. Oh and the Hetalia cast isn't here anymore. Moon needed them for her Hetalia Truth or Dare. Get over it. Good bye.
Moon: Misty! You can't just-