Moon: my lazy butt is updating again. Oh Happy New Year!
Hostesses: God Moon!
Moon: What? At least I posted Kitty's wedding.
Kitty: Yeah! *glomps Moon.* Thanks Moon!
Zakuro: *sigh* Moon doesn't claim the rights to Tokyo mew mew.
Moon: Oh yeah. Thanks Zakuro. *laughs nervously* I hope you guess don't hate me. I've been away and didn't have my laptop with me.
Misty: She was at Seaworld and Disneyland.
Ichigo: Moon! You didn't take us?
Moon: Shut up! I'm sorry!
Dutch: *smacks Ichigo* Don't be mean to her.
Ichigo: *grumbles*
Moon: And I'm going to start this overload of reviews! First one is from Suki.
Pfft. I am dead. I blame it on looking for Christmas presents.
Ichgio: Yes! I like the fabric and pattern! Everyone will see it when I make that two-shot that I haven't even put on my computer yet!
Mint: Mawhaha! I eat a mint today.
Lettuce: I also had a salad.
Pia: FUUUU- HI!
Keii-san: *sniffle* Why did you chuckle!
Ryou: I DARE YOU TO DO WHAT I DARED YOU TO DO TEN CHAPTERS AGO!
Moon: NO! I ment Dommie was dumb because he didn't realize that I was talking about you.
Everyone: I'M SORRY YOU KNOW ME! I'm a worthless person.
*mumble* Bye.
Ichigo: It's so pretty!
Mint: Is that suppose too bug me?
Lettuce: I love salads.
Pai: Hi?
Keiichiro: I'm sorry Suki.
Ryou: Uh…. Suki in chapter 7 you didn't ask me specifically to do anything.
Moon: Oh… Maybe I am dumb.
Everyone: YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS!
Moon: Don't you say that, Suki!
Suki: *sigh*
Dutch: I'm gonna do my review. Suki. Don't say that kind of stuff about yourself.
Noooothing to tell y'all to I'll go to the dares ;)
Dares:
Dominic: you. Moon. Closet. Now. And no coming out until you confessed your love to Moon, Dominic! Or do I have to take the laptop...? O.o
Masaya: how about you jump in a vulcano for me? O.o
Deep Blue: AWWW, MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS A GIRLFRIEND! HOW CUTE!
Truths:
Ryou: you're blond to, but you're really smart...is that because you're american? O.o
Moon: so...had fun in the closet? :3
Byezz :3
Dominic: But-
Kitty and Dutch: *push Moon and Dominic in closet.* Have fun!
Moon: Don't touch my laptop!
Dutch: *laughs*
Masaya: No. *gets pushed into volcano by Misty.*
Misty: Yep.
Dutch: Good job! *high-fives*
Deep Blue and Mint: Shut up!
Dutch: I shall not shut up!
Mint: Why not?
Dutch: I'm happy for my little brother! You be nice to him! That goes for you too bro. Be nice to Mint. If you don't treat her right the hostesses will start treating you like Masaya.
Deep Blue: O_O
Ryou: I might be American. Why? Would it bug you if I was?
Dutch: That's not nice. Of course it wouldn't. *hugs Ryou*
Moon: *already out of closet.* We played Go Fish. I lost….again.
Dominic: *grins and shuffles card deck.* Rematch?
Moon: You are on! *starts playing Go Fish with Dominic*
Nilla: Uh Moon? MOON? *sigh* I'm going then.
Kitty, I laughed all through your dares. I'm still laughing. It's getting hard t-to b-bre-eath...laughing...s-so...har- *passes out from lack of oxygen*
Lucy: I'll take over her dares.
Lex: Me too!
Lucy: Alexis, you are my best friend, and I love you, but...
Lex: *pouts* Fine...
Lucy: Now, for Nilla's dares.
Kyo: (that is if Momiji isn't the only Fruits Basket character here, if Kyo isn't here, POOF IN KYO!) Kitty! *hugs*
Ichigo and Ryou: Turn into kitties and go play with Kyo!
Kisshu: Can you make me some quiche?
Lex: *pops up real quick* AND HER TRUTHS!
Lucy: ALEXIS!
Kitty: Aside from the drama between Pudding and Taruto, you deserve a high-five. (Lex: Are you kidding me Nilla? Seriously? Lucy: I think she is serious)
Dominic: Now, why would my little brother tell you I'm a horrible therapist? I feel very hurt.
Deep Blue/Mint: Well, since you are a couple now, go on a date! Someplace romantical, I will pay.
Pai: Your name rhymes with hi. So, hi! *smiles insanely*
Lettuce: (says in Italian accent) You are related to the cabbage patch kids, no?
Moon: I suggest you keep your laptop out of Kitty's reach.
*wakes up* Hola damas y caballeros! Estoy hablando en español para ver Dominic lo traducirá. Te amo, gatitos!
Lex: Uh... O.o
Lucy: Until Nilla's next review! *tips hat that magically appeared on her head*
Kyo: *turns into orange cat* What the hell? Why would you do that?
Nilla: I wanted you to be a kitty! Ichigo, Ryou, go now!
Kyo: I don't care!
Ryou: *groans but turns into his cat form*
Ichigo: *sighs and also turns*
Kish: Is this you making fun of my name?
Nilla: … No.
Kish: Yeah, sure. *leaves to the kitchen portal.*
Misty: Portals?
Moon: *looks up from Go Fish.* Yeah. We are in the middle of a field! I don't know how else to get everyone places.
Kitty: Yeah. High-five!
Dominic: I don't know why he said it. He just did.
Deep Blue: Very well. If you are paying, thank you. I would have paid myself.
Mint: *hugs Deep Blue's arm as they leave.*
Pai: You are a very odd girl Nilla.
Lettuce: No I am not!
Moon: *looks over at Kitty* So I have learned.
Dominic: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I am speaking in Spanish to see Dominic translate it. I love you, kitten! Really Nilla?
Nilla: Don't you judge me!
Dominic: I'm not. Misty is the judgmental one.
Misty: *rolls eyes and hit Dominic over the head*
Moon: *large crash is heard.* Oh no. I'll be back! Dominic, Misty, come with me! *jumps through nearest portal with Misty and Dominic before it closes behind them.*
Kitty: I call being in charge!
Everyone else: We are doomed.
Kitty: *picks up Moon's review paper* Layla! You are up next missy.
Gosh, Kitty. What the heck? I will not try and make Dominic and Moon fall in love. It's really their choice -.-
Julian: OUR SISTER HAS A CRUSH!
Eddie: Yeah, what's his name again?
Me: GET OUT OF HERE! AND I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH! -grabs a flute and blows into it-
(the worst sound ever is heard and Julian and Eddie run out)
Man, I love this recorder.
TRUTHS:
Alex: I have the powers of water, fire, earth, and air. And I'm half fairy o_0 that's how the floor was smoking.
Moon: I'm sorry for showing that video. But I thought you should've knows.
Dares:
Masaya: SLEDDING TIME! -teleports to a snowy mountain and forces him to lay on the ground- WHEEE! -sits on Masaya like a real sled-
Kisshu: Stop being smart! -hits him with a frying pan- eh, he'll be find in about two hours.
Ichigo: Eat this other cake! -shows her a super small cake that's no bigger than a needle- if you can find it. -throws it somewhere-
Tart: Pudding still loves you, okay? So go give her these. -hands him a bouquet-
Julian: I REMEMBER YOUR CRUSH'S NAME!
Me: -blows into recorder before he can say anything- GET OUTTA HERE!
Bye guys! Just ignore my brothers, okay?
Va: *runs in room tugging Pudding and Tart.* We are back!
Dutch: Sis, where did you go?
Va: Dominic gave us money for the candy store, but the manager there said we can't come back.
Lexi: You ruined the store didn't you?
Tart: It's not our fault! The walls weren't sturdy enough.
Pudding: Yeah! They should make them harder.
Kitty: Hey! We need to move on! Layla do your review.
Alex: That's so cool! I think Moon can control the elements too.
Nicolas: When did you get here?
Moon: *pops out of portal with Misty and Dominic* Nicolas! You are not a well enough developed OC to pop in yet! Go.
Nicolas: Whoops. Sorry Moon! *random OC disappears*
Layla: What happened?
Moon: I don't think it's important right now. Also, don't apologize for showing me the video. It's good to know. Double also, if anything else happens and I feel you should know I promise to tell you. For now just ignore and forget about it.
Masaya: Oh no. *gets teleported with Layla and lays down as she uses him as a sled. On the way don't the hill he hits several rocks that bruise his face and knocks out some of his teeth.* I hate you.
Layla: Eh, I couldn't care less.
Kish: *unconscious.*
Nilla: Hey! I never got my quiche.
Ichigo: *runs over to Kish and holds his head in her lap.* I don't want it!
Layla: Grumpy much?
Tart: *hugs Pudding* I know she does, but thanks. *hands Pudding bouquet.*
Pudding: *hugs back and kisses his cheek* Thank you Tart.
Hostesses: Who's your crush?
Moon: *snaps* Oh yeah! Thanks also Layla for not trying to force Dominic and I together.
Layla: No problem.
Misty: Lexi, you're up.
hiya
snowy: hey
blossom: hi
rainbow: good-
me: RAINBOW NOT NOW
rainbow:(gets shuffed out) uhh goodbye
me: phew she needs to learn cues uhh snowy blossom may i ask WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
snowy blossom: nothing
me: uh huh
dares
dominic: you moon closet time can't come out till i see some kissey kissey
masaya: here hold (hands two diarys one flower one black with snowflakes) BLOSSOM SNOWY MASAYA STOLE YOUR DIARYS
blue knight: (hits with frying pan) that is for being mean
deep blue: here take (hands blue velvet box) don't use it yet
deep blue, kish, pai: go makeout with your girlfriends
everyone: lets put on a play the nutcracker i'm gonna be the snow fairy and hottesess you don't have to be in it
me: now where have you two put him
snowy: uhh why does it matter
me: because HE'S THE INSPECTER now where is here
snowy blossom: that way
me: see you next time after i track down my inspector
Dominic: *getting pushed too the closet with Moon* How long are we gonna be in here?
Moon: I'm the authoress. They can't keep me in here forever. *gets closet door locked on them*
Misty: You girls aren't very bright. How can you see if they kiss when the door is shut?
Lexi: Be quiet Misty!
Masaya: *running in terror from Blossom and Snowy* What is wrong with you people? *drops diaries but keeps running*
Blue Knight: How many of you use a stupid frying pan as a weapon? *gets hit with dozens of frying pans*
Deep Blue: Uh ok? Thanks I guess.
Kish: *wakes up in time to hear the dare* Okay! *starts making out with Ichigo and gets poofed into another room*
Pai: *starts kissing Lettuce and it soon turns into a make out. They also get poofed into another room*
Deep Blue: *him and Mint go into a room themselves, Deep Blue carrying Mint bridal style, and make out*
Moon: Okay Nutcracker cast.
Lexi- Snow Fairy.
Mr. Stahlbaum- Pai
Mrs. Stahlbaum- Lettuce
Nutcracker- Masaya
Cavelier- Kish
Mouse King- Keiichiro
Mice- Pudding and Tart
Clara and Fritz- Ichigo and Mint
Uncle Drosselmeyer- Ryou
Mother Ginger- Zakuro
Moon: Okay I know I probably didn't get everything right or all the main character BUT in my defense I've never seen the Nutcracker.
Masaya: Did she ever find the inspector?
Misty: *kicks in groin* Don't you dare break the forth wall!
Masaya: *rolling on floor in pain* But Moon does without noticing!
Misty: She is the hostess. You are the hated character. Get. Over. It.
Pip: And while Masaya is hilariously rolling in pain I will do my review.
Aww...That was so sweet~! There was a few mistakes but that does happen and it's great! (Sniff) Ahem- anyway, sorry I haven't done any dares for the past few chapters, high school takes a lot out of you 0_0
Peppy: *stuck inside a cage* Oi, let me out! I won't say anything, promise!
No. I don't believe you *glares*
Dares~!
Tart: *measures him* Perfect! *pulls out a leprechaun costume* Wear it and speak with an Irish accent por favour.
Alex: ...Hey Moon, can I punch him in the face? I don't like arrogant perverts like him.
Dominic: Hug her. *points at Moon* OR I'll tell Peppy you stole his fish and he does not like people who steal his fish.
Pudding: I bet I'll beat you at the world's most impossible game. *cue evil chipmunk stare music*
Masaya and Blue Knight: I'm in a happy mood today SO I'll make your deaths be as painless as possible *pulls out a crossbow*
Misty: OMG YOU'RE THAT GYM LEADER OFF POKEMON! I CHALLENGE YOOOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE!
Ichigo: Whenever you have to say a noun (like arker, Masaya, Kish) you have to say 'fish' every time!
Peppy: Hostess, guess what! Pip-nee likes-
*grabs Peppy's cage and throws him to the centre of the earth* That's what cha get.
The Truths!
Mint: Have you ever drank something other than tea? Like...Coffee? Or coke?
Peppy: *Appears again with a load of burns* PIP-NEE LIKES SOME VIDEO GAME CHARACTER NAMED-
*tackles Peppy to the ground* OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID PENGUIN! *chases after Peppy* I DO NOT LIKE HIM!
*another penguin appears holding a sign that says 'Sayonara!' on it*
Tart: *in the costume* I won't talk in the stupid accent! I don't even know what it is.
Pip: Do as I say!
Tart: NO! I put on the stupid costume and that's all you're getting!
Pip: *growls and punches Alex in the face* Oops. I was suppose too wait for permission.
Moon: Well you have permission so it's fine.
Pip: Good!
Alex: I am not an arrogant pervert!
Misty: Yes you are. Do I need to take you to the tree again.
Alex: *shakes head and steps away from Misty*
Dominic: Sure. *hugs Moon.*
Lexi: Wait… When did you leave the closet.
Moon: We broke down the door.
Pudding: You are on Pip-chan!
Masaya and Blue Knight: *gulp and run away, but get shot through the chest*
Misty: I AM NOT! I DON'T LIKE POKEMON!
Pip: *le gasp*
Ichigo: I guess I can do that.
Mint: I have but I like me tea better than anything else.
Pip: You're boring. Last review!
Moon: Pip, give me back my review sheet.
Pip: Awww! *hands Moon review sheet.*
Ciel: Kitty's is next.
Kitty: Yay! *claps*
OMIGOD! Thank you! I loved that chapter! Hug? *hugs Moon* Dares.
Ichigo: I need your measurements! I'm making your dress for your wedding!
Pai: Thanks a lot, Dad! First at my high school graduation when I was 4 then my wedding when I'm 12! Why do you love embarrassing me?
Masaya and Blue Knight: try and kidnap Ciel. (Ciel: WHAT?)
Sebastian: kiss Moon.
Dominic: Look, Sebastian is kissing Moon. (*Ciel and Kitty sit down to watch the epic fight that ensues* Kitty : popcorn? * Hands some to Ciel*)
Misty: I don't like you. Get 'acquainted' with France.
Kitty: I have an announcement. I'm pregnant!
Ciel: ...
Kitty: Ciel?
Ciel: ... Heh... *faints*
Kitty: crap, he fainted...
Ichigo: Moon! Will I give birth before the wedding?
Moon: hahaha! Ichigo you are going to burst any day now.
Kish: Sweet! I get to be a dad soon!
Kitty: Okay! I'll measure after you give birth.
Pai: I am your dad. I am supposed to embarrass you. I still think you were too young to get married.
Sebastian: Too late now sir.
Pai: Yeah I got that.
Masaya and Blue Knight: *get revived* Sure. I guess we can. *each one grabs one of Ciel's arms, but Ciel goes all deamon crazy and eats their souls.*
Kitty: Good job Ciel.
Ciel: Please don't try and get me kidnapped again.
Kitty: We'll see. Oh! Wait Sebastian, do your order after Misty's dare and my announcement.
Sebastian: Of course Mrs. Kitty.
Misty: Ha! France isn't here. Moon took him away for her Hetalia Truth or Dare.
Kitty: Fine, anyways, I'm pregnant everyone!
Everyone (besides Ciel): Congratulations Kitty!
Ciel: heh…. *faints*
Kitty: *shakes Ciel* Don't faint again! Beside we gotta watch the fight.
Ciel: Y-yeah. Okay. Sebastian, go ahead.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord. *kisses Moon*
Moon: *shocked*
Dominic: *grabs Sebastian's shoulders and yanks him off Moon. Then punches him in the face.*
Sebastian: *moves to attack*
Zakuro and Mint: We are stopping it here!
Tart and Kish: We are just trying to make you mad.
Lettuce and Ichigo: But we want you guys to tell us.
Pudding: Tell us who you think should win! Sebastian or Dominic!
Deep Blue: Then you will get to see the outcome beginning of the next chapter.
Keiichiro and Ryou: Good Bye!