Nope I have nothing.

Revenge as it is said is best served cold. Cold and calculated to the very last detail. Which is why Kakashi hade spent the past two weeks planning.

Yamato was going down.

Like waaaayyyy down, as in to hell down.

Cheerfully Kakashi straightened his mask and made his way to Yamato's apartment humming.

Descretly he climbed up the walland easily worked his way through Yamato's bathroom window (Thankfully Yamato managed to elude the humiliation of being attacked while nude by showering

at night).

He easily sliped out and moved down the hallway. He want toward the family room seeing as Yamato was not the kind to sleep to late and found the man sitting there calmly watching T.V and drinking tea.

"Hello Kakashi-sempai nice day isn't it?" Yamato called cheerfully lookinf over his shoulder. "Though I must say i'd much rather prefer it if you knocked."

Kakashi cringled his eye at the man.

"Sure thing Yamato," and then he lunged pulling a punch on his unsuspecting teamate. Yamato yelped and flailed attempting to throw Kakashi off.

"Kami-sama can anyone say sexual tension?"

Kakashi froze not even feeling Yamato's knee hit his stomach, because he knew that voice.

He looked only to find Sakura standing there eyebrows raised, arms crossed, and looking over all very apprehensive.

Her hair was a mess and she was dressed in what appreared to be blue dog bone printed pajama shorts(extra short) and a horibbly bright magenta tang-top. From what he could see she wasn't even wearing a bra.

Damn.

He pulled another punch on Yamato suddenly twice as angry and yet terribly numb.

Of course he soon found himself flung across the apartment as Sakura desperatly tried to stop the fighting.

"Ok now we are not going to do anything rash. We are calmly going to discuss what happened."

"Why don't you tell me why the hell are ou sleeping with Yamato? You know the rules Sakura." Sakura who had previously come to stand before kakashi sputtered turning red. "you think we- that I- where the hell did you get such a ridiculous idea?"

"You where asleep. Here. In Yamato's apartment. Probably in his bedroom."

By now Yamato who was taking cover behind his young suboridinate was also pink in the cheeks.

"I'm staying in Yamato's apartment because my mother cut me off."

Kakashi blinked and cocked a brow.

"Sakura you live alone in your apartment."

Sakura hunched over. "Yea but it was an extremly nice apartment for a girl only on a chunin's salary. Now this he had to agree with but still Kakashi frowened.

"The hospital doesn't pay you extra?"

"Sometimes but I can't take the money, Kakashi Konoha's on a limb as it is I'm still a ninja and I can make it on that."

"I can't decide whether that is incredibly stupid or noble. But why Yamato?" Why not me?

"If I may Kakashi sempai." Yamato said cautiously rubbing the back of his head and still blushing, "Sakura was actually sleeping in her office at the hospital. I coerced her to staying her because she was to tempted to work off the clock and was showing up exhausted to missions and training. She sleeps in the bed and I sleep on the couch. We are not having any kind of relations."

"And yet you two were still all over each other in the bar."

This time it was Yamato who sputtered madly and flushing pink.

Sakura on the other hand began to laugh hard. "Is that what this is about? Kami-sama Kakashi that was all a joke. We were teasing Yamato about how he was the least sexual person in the village next to Sai. I was dancing with him to see if we could um... draw forth a reaction."Kakashi blinked. "And did it?"

"Sempai!" Yamato cried out bright red, and looking quiet terribly embarrased.

"Yes, yes it did."

"Well that settles it, get your stuff Sakura you'll be staying at my place."

~Lovelydear