Hello BlueAndOrangeRoses here, sigh, I can't keep writing my full name like that, it takes sooo much energy out of my fingers. So I'm gonna go with Hezaru like Aubree-chan (Sense Marauder) calls me. You people can call me what ever. Hezaru is Aubree's word for Heather. Yes, my name is Heather! WHOOOO! I hate all that stereotypical stuff with Heather though…. like in all the high-school based movies if anyone is named Heather, they're totally mean people and just are drama makers! But I am a nice Heather, who writes fma fanfics and enjoys Royai. So call me what ever, Heather, Hezaru-chan, Baor, Otaku queen, Royai queen anything is fine. So on to Harry Potter!

Disclaimer: I don't own the strictly science-based alchemy teacher or his adorable little brother. Nor do I own the magic-based trio of students.

Ed: Yes, magic is for children and psychotics!

Harry: Is not! And why did they give us such a short alchemy teacher? I can't even see him over my desk!

Al: He just had to say short.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL HE CAN'T EVEN PET A DOG WITHOUT A STEP LADDER?

Me: When will anybody learn that Edward isn't short, he's fun-sized!

Edward, Alphonse, and Riza stepped off the train onto platform 9.

"This says to go to platform 9 3/4! Since when do platforms include fractions!", Ed was baffled and a little pissed off.

"Well Brother, I think we should ask around! Maybe we'll run into a student that can tell us how to get there.", Alphonse pointed out.

"No need! I am here to escort you to the platform.", a woman in dark green robes walked up to them, "You must be Edward. I am professor McGonagall. I plan on sitting in on one of alchemy lessons."

"Oh, ok.", Ed did have manners and he decided to use them, she looked nice enough. "This is my brother, Alphonse. And Lieu….My teaching assistant, Ms. Riza Hawkeye." he explained.

"Nice to meet you both. Come this way.", she smiled at the trio. She put her hand on one of the stone pillars. "This way please."

"You want me to run into the wall? Are you crazy?", Ed yelled.

"Oh, yes. The Colonel said you were a tough one. Listen Edward, I want you to run through this wall got it?", She said sternly

"I can go first if you want brother, I won't feel anything if it's fake.", Alphonse said.

"Go ahead Al.", Edward sighed.

Alphonse ran into the wall at top speed. Instead of crashing into it, he disappeared.

"Alphonse!", Ed yelled, "Where did he go?"

"To the platform. Now, please hurry up and go through.", McGonagall told him.

Ed ran through the wall like Alphonse had and was soon followed by Hawkeye and McGonagall. He was stunned. That had to be an illusion, a cloth wall perhaps?

The students were all bustling onto the train.

"I have to get going Edward. Just board the train and head to the very back. There's a booth just for teachers so you can sit there with your group.", McGonagall explained.

"Alright I'll do that. Oh and thank you…", Ed turned, but she was gone. He sighed and walked to the train. He, Al, and Hawkeye all got on and made their way to the back. They were about to sit down when a student started yelling at them.

"Don't you know what your doing? That's a booth reserved for teachers only!", she said.

"Yeah and I'm a teacher. Who are you?", Ed said in his usual mocking voice.

"I am Hermione Granger and I'm a prefect! And you most certainly are not a teacher!", she continued to scold him.

"Oh I most certainly am a teacher, check it out.", Ed held up the employment papers the Col. had given him.

Hermione looked at it, stunned "Oh I, I'm so sorry. You just looked so much like a student! I didn't know, usually we get notice of new teachers.", She said.

"Like a student huh? I guess that makes sense. I am only 15.", Ed shrugged, "But whatever, could you go yell at someone else now? I'm getting bored."

Hermione stared at Edward. She was thinking, "He's only 15? And he's a teacher? What? Wait, did he just insult me? He did!" She gave him a angry look and stormed off.

"Finally.", Ed leaned back.

"You know Ed, you could have been nicer. She said she was a prefect! She was just doing her job.", Al scolded him.

"Yeah yeah, she could've realized that I was sitting here for a reason."

The two continued to argue and Hawkeye sighed, looking out the window.

It took a few hours but the train slowly came to a stop. Al was writing in a small book. Ed had bought quite a few treats from the trolley that came around every once and a while so Al was writing down Ed's recommendations for when he got his body back. Ed had eaten so much candy that he put himself to sleep from a sugar coma. Hawkeye herself was taking a snooze. Al noticed all the students getting out of their seats. "Hey Ed! Wake up we're here!"

Ed yawned and rubbed his eyes. Hawkeye snapped awake as soon as she heard Alphonse speak. They collected their things and followed everyone outside to the station. When Ed stepped off the train, a giant of a man was waiting for him.

"Edward Elric? Edward Elric I need you to come with me!", the man yelled at the croud.

Ed and Al and Hawkeye hurried over to him, "I'm Edward Elric!", he stated, out of breath.

"Really? But your just a shrimp, no way your the new teacher.", he said.

"WHO YOU CALLIN' LITTLE!", Ed screamed.

"Please sir, he's the new teacher, honest.", Al said, pulling out the employment papers.

"Oh well alright. Rubius Hagrid at your service. Come on, I got get you to the castle before the kids go up."

Ed reluctantly followed him. Well actually he was reluctantly being carried by Alphonse, who decided that Ed would attack the man if he were to let Ed go.

They entered the castle and found a group of adults waiting for them. An old man walked straight up to Ed. "Hello there Mr. Elric. I'm so glad you decided to come and teach for us. I'm interested in how alchemy will fit in with the rest of all the classes here."

"Oh, yeah, sure thing." Edward said, bored. He found his place at the big table. Al and Riza stood behind Ed instead of taking chairs. The watched all the students pour in.

Hermione recognized him instantly. She turned to Harry and Ron, "Look! That's him! The 15 year old teacher!"

"Wow, they're turning to kids to teach now?", Ron mocked.

"I wonder what he's teaching.", Harry asked

"If it's defense against the dark arts I'm going to laugh", Ron said.

They all took their seats and the first years came in, guided by McGonagall. When the sorting was over, Dumbledore stood and gave his speech. "I hope you all have a wonderful year. And now I'd like to introduce our new teacher." He raised his arm and gestured to Ed. Edward stood up. "This is Professor Edward Elric. I hope you all do well in his new class."

Ed was nervous. He didn't know what to say so he made stuff up as he went along, "Yeah, I'm going to be teaching a class on alchemy for you and I look forward to teaching it. Alchemy is a big thing for me and I hope you take it seriously even though it technically isn't magic." Ed sat down and the next thing he knew, his plate was full of food. The only noise you could hear coming from Ed after that was 'nom nom nom'

When Ed and Al went to their room, across from Hawkeye's, they began to talk before Ed slept. "You know brother, with all the magical knowledge here, we might find a way to get our old bodies back!", Alphonse said, excitedly. "Yeah that's what I was thinking. Maybe that Colonel isn't a bastard for doing this after all…"

Well? I certainly had fun writing this chapter. I can't wait until classes start! It's gonna be soooo fun! I love Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter! You know when I was younger and my hair was longer, Everyone I met compared me with Hermione, I would crimp my hair and everything. I could never get my face out of a book and I absolutely LOVED school. I looked just like her! I won several of my elementary school's costume contests if you can believe it! I even did the english accent, like, whenever someone talked to me and I was in costume. It was so much fun. I bet if I grew my hair out and did that again the comments would start back up. Tee Hee! P.S. Every time you don't review, Ed gets called short by some of the staff. You might wanna click that button if you want everyone at Hogwarts to remain alive.