I should be asleep. Don't own a thing.
The birds had begun to chirp and the sun was dawning and somewhere an obnoxiously accomplished cheerful shinobi was arriving home from a long dangerous mission.
"Hello house." The shinobi greeted cheerfully entering the house.
"Hello indoor plumbing, hello favorite lamp, Hello Mr. Ukki," The shinobi continued.
The shinobi's heavy footsteps rang out through the house alerting several groggy dogs. "Hello Pakkun, Pakkun's puppies, and Mrs. Pakkun."
The ageing pug yawn his displeasure as several tiny puppies began yapping and mewling much to early in the morning. The shinobi grinned and went up the stairs.
Upon arriving at the top of the stairs the shinobi made and immediate right into the master bedroom, "Hello bed," the jonin said with a fond smile and a cordial nod.
Then the ninja proceeded to disrobe, letting the jonin vest fall with a heavy thud, and yanking off a much to tight shirt, the shinobi took a seat on the edge of the bed to remove much to heavy boots.
...And was shortly enveloped by a much to tired embrace, where much to large hand pulled the shinobi to a much to naked chest.
Smiling Sakura looked up to see a drowsy, handsome Kakashi holding her tightly against his very appealing chest in his very appealing bed.
"Hello wife," Kakashi said dreamily, smiling back at her.
"Hello husband." Sakura replied kicking off her much to heavy boots, and shimming out of her much-to-there-pants, to get some much-to-hot-former-sensei-older-man action.